Struggle in the early Tang Dynasty

With tears in her eyes, Princess Shanhua said, "Because you humiliated Shanhua!"

"Humiliation? Where do you start with this. I, Guo Ye, have always been respectful to the princess (respectful can go to bed?)...Ah, no...it's love and pity, why talk about the word 'humiliating'?"

Princess Shanhua said: "It's the poem you wrote just now—"Song of the Willows"!"

"What about the poem?"

"Hmph, Jasper's make-up is as tall as a tree. It's called Shushu, but it's actually a beauty!"

"It seems to be able to say the same!"

"Don't think that Shanhua is an ignorant woman. Shanhua has also read a lot of your Han books. She knows what Biyu means."

"Biyu refers to a beautiful woman, what else can I say?"

"Humph. You have a poem in the Southern Dynasties, which is titled "Jasper". When Jasper broke the melon, Lang's feelings were reversed. Feeling shameless, he turned around and embraced Lang! Guo Ye, you are ironic that Shanhua was taken away by you. Being a virgin, you are proud of yourself!"

My god you are a fairy, can you still understand like this?

For a moment, Guo Ye was really speechless and asked the sky.

Chapter 1317 You Are My Little Apple

Can "Ode to the Willow" be explained in this way?

The experts and professors who compiled the textbooks in later generations had to cry and faint in the toilet when they found out.How can such obscenity and robbery poems appear in elementary school textbooks, poisoning the flowers of the motherland?

In the final analysis, Princess Shanhua was so worried about what happened that night that she was extremely sensitive to every word of Guo Ye.Breaking it apart, crushing it, twisting it into ashes, and discovering the profound meaning in it, as long as there is a slight possibility, she will think of it as a mockery of throwing herself into her arms.

Guo Ye thought in his heart, we also know how to pick the bones in this kind of eggs, let's take the name of Princess Shanhua as an example.Good people, good too.Flowers are things that plants use to pass on their families.Shanhua means a very good thing to pass on from generation to generation.How about it, is it coquettish enough?

Of course, Guo Ye will only speak out what is in his heart when his brain is pumped.Wang Po, the founder of the world of picking up girls, once passed on the five-character mantra of "Pan Lu Deng Xiaoxian", which is especially suitable for female literary youths like Princess Shanhua.It is useless to reason with her. In this case, the best way is to be humble and admit your mistakes.

Then quickly change the subject and expose this article.

Immediately, he bowed and saluted, and said: "It is still the princess who is knowledgeable and talented, and Guo feels ashamed. I was confused for a while, and I didn't think of this allusion. I made the princess abrupt. Guo Ye apologized to the princess!"

Princess Shanhua didn't really want to do anything to Guo Ye, she gave Guo Ye a hard time on impulse.

Now she saw that half of Guo Ye's face was swollen, and she felt a little regretful, and said, "You really didn't mean it?"

"It's really not intentional! Guo's heart can learn from the sun and the moon! You are the sun in my heart, and I dare not face your light; you are the moon in my heart, hanging in the sky all the time; you are the sun in my heart Goddess, she will always be so pure and beautiful!"

so yummy~

Princess Shanhua blushed and said, "Actually, Shanhua is not as good as you say!"

She paused for a while, then gave another piss, and spat, "Slick tongue, I don't know which Bianwen you copied from?"

Yay, victory pass!

Guo Yexin said, if this doesn't turn Princess Shanhua's anger into joy, I can only tell her that you are the most beautiful cloud in my heart, and see if she accepts it!If you still refuse to accept it, hehe, then I will come up with a trick - you are my little apple, if she dares to refuse to accept it, she will be disgusted to death!

Not daring to entangle on this topic anymore, Guo Ye changed the subject and said, "Princess, did you come to Goguryeo this time to participate in the Fairy Fairy?"

"Exactly!"

"I don't know if the princess is sure about this fairy romance?"

Zheng Feifei, who was next to her, curled her mouth and said disdainfully, "Needless to say, the princess is out of the way, of course she can easily catch it. If it wasn't for... the princess wouldn't have come so early?"

She originally wanted to say that it was to help Yu Zhang, but then she thought of the relationship between Princess Shanhua and Guo Ye, so she quickly swallowed the words.

Princess Shanhua also felt a little awkward, and said: "The Yuanhua of the Three Kingdoms are all chosen by thousands of people. Shanhua dare not say that she will win lightly, she can only go all out. In fact, it doesn't matter if you don't win, anyway, I This Yuanhua is also temporary. In Silla, Hwarang Road has long been used to replace Merry Dao, and if you lose, it will be embarrassing for Merry Dao!"

"You can't say that!"

With a pick of the curtain, Kinderman walked in and said, "Hwarang Dao evolved from Merry Dao, and the teachings are similar with minor differences. Most citizens in Silla can't tell the difference between Hwarang Dao and Merry Dao. If you fail to win this time, it will be a huge blow to the morale of our army in Silla."

Guo Ye quickly greeted Kinderman and said, "Since you are not sure of victory, why do you want Princess Shanhua to participate?"

"Why aren't you sure? My sister is magnificent and smart, who can compare to her? I'm at least [-]% sure about this fairy tale meeting! As long as she wins, we Silla will have a chance to face Goguryeo. It is not impossible to unify the Three Kingdoms in a given period of time. I have a small profit and a big profit, how can I not let my sister participate!"

Uh……

Guo Ye was taken aback for a moment, that Kinderman had the same idea with Yuan Gai Suwen.

Then, he said: "Goguryeo's proposal for this meeting of immortals must have their intentions and confidence. If Silla wins the championship in the end, isn't Goguryeo shooting itself in the foot this time?"

"Are you saying that you are afraid that Goguryeo will repent?"

"No, what I mean is that it is impossible for Princess Shanhua to win in this Fairy Fairy Fair!"

"What did you say?"

Guo Ye said seriously: "I got the exact news. This time, Goguryeo and Baekje have formed an alliance to fight against Silla!"

Princess Shanhua proudly said: "Even so, if Shanhua fights one against two, she might not lose!"

Guo Ye smiled wryly and said, "If it's a fair competition, the princess will naturally not be afraid of anyone. But what if someone cheats? I don't know how you fairies will determine who wins and who loses."

"Naturally, it is fair for each of the three countries to contribute a part of their manpower...Huh? You mean..."

Guo Ye nodded and said: "Yes, as far as I know, regardless of Princess Shanhua's performance, the judges of Goguryeo and Baekje will eventually judge Princess Shanhua to lose."

Kinderman panicked a little, and said stiffly: "Prince Pingyang, you are the one who is not sure that my sister will win the championship. You use these words to shirk responsibility? Unexpectedly, the majestic Pingyang County, there are times when words don't count."

Listening to the dispute between the two, Princess Shanhua felt a little unconfident in her heart, and said, "Then what should I do? In fact, there are still some obstacles. I, I..."

"Your Highness, there is no need to panic!"

Guo Ye interrupted Princess Shanhua's hesitation, and said: "Guo is just telling you about the dangers of this fair, and you must make preparations early to be safe. Of course, I will keep my promise and will try my best to help the princess." If you win the championship, you must not make Goguryeo and Baekje proud. Otherwise, if the two countries are unified, it will be our Datang and your Silla that will be unlucky."

Princess Shanhua's complexion improved, and Kinderman smiled and said: "In this case, I will leave everything to Pingyang County Lord. Don't worry about the competition beforehand, Pingyang County Lord, you should worry about my sister Shou Gongsha first. Come on. Feifei, come here, I have something to do with you."

Kinderman took away Zheng Feifei, the light bulb, leaving only Guo Ye and Princess Shanhua in the room.

Seeing that there was no one around, Guo Ye leaned forward and said with a guilty conscience: "Princess, that Shougongsha...uh, what..."

Princess Shanhua stretched her arms forward, removed the tulle from her jade arms, and said, "Here, look!"

I saw a snow-white arm, as crystal clear as jade, without any blemish.

Guo Ye's heart fluttered when he saw it, and he stretched out his hand to grab it...

Princess Shanhua hurriedly moved aside, gouged out Guo Ye's eyes, and spat, "Shameless, shameless!"

Guo Ye laughed dryly, and said happily, "Is there Shou Gongsha here?"