Struggle in the early Tang Dynasty

Thinking about this in my heart, another words came to my lips, saying: "Well, do it well, the old man is optimistic about you, and will speak well of you in front of the princess. But the most urgent thing is that you still have to talk more about Fuyu in front of the princess. Zhang’s bad words! Do you understand?”

Guo Ye could probably guess the old guy's Xiao Jiujiu, so he agreed with joy.

When he saw Princess Shanhua again, she had returned to her calm and peaceful appearance.

Princess Shanhua bowed slightly, and said softly: "Mr. Bai, Shanhua was impulsive just now and was rude to Mr. Bai. I hope you will forgive me!"

Princess Shanhua even apologized, so Guo Ye couldn't pretend to be cute, so he hurriedly said with a smile: "It was Bai who made a rude statement and made the princess abrupt. It is Bai who should apologize to the princess!"

This time Princess Shanhua called him over, not specifically to apologize to him.

After some courtesies, he asked impatiently: "Mr. Bai is a great talent, how many more changes will he make?"

Guo Ye was naturally not reserved about this matter, and bragged: "I know too much. It's really hard to say how many. Let's put it this way. Let's talk about a topic. Let's say that I will not repeat the same thing for three days and three nights." of."

"What about something like Romeo and Juliet?"

"Well, I'm afraid there won't be three days and three nights like this..."

"Ah?" Princess Shanhua looked disappointed.

"Hey, don't worry, princess, I'll probably tell you a year's worth of stories like this, and I won't be able to finish it!"

"what?"

Princess Shanhua was surprised again, and then said with great joy: "Shanhua likes to listen to such Bianwen, please tell me about it! Feifei, why are you still standing there, why don't you hurry up and pour tea for Mr. Bai!"

It can be regarded as catching her weakness, Guo Ye secretly rejoiced, and then said: "Okay, then Bai will tell Princess Shanhua a variation of "Xue Pinggui and Wang Baochuan"!"

Guo Ye didn't hold back his fart. The story of "Xue Pinggui and Wang Baochuan" he told Princess Shanhua was different from the original version. He changed the story into a tragedy.

It is about that Wang Baochuan was originally the daughter of a prime minister, and she married the beggar Xue Pinggui for the sake of love and family breakup.Later, Xue Pinggui joined the army, and Wang Baochuan stayed in the cold kiln for 18 years.

Hearing this, Princess Shanhua felt the same way, remembering what she had done for Fu Yuzhang, she burst into tears instantly.

Next, Guo Yeke started to make things up.

Speaking of Xue Pinggui, who later made many military exploits, married the princess of Xiliang, and became the king of Xiliang.Went home to visit relatives, but suspected that Wang Baochuan had remarried.In order to prove his innocence, Wang Baochuan crashed into a pillar and died.After Xue Pinggui wept bitterly, he went back to be his king and lived a shameless life with Princess Xiliang...

Princess Shanhua was dumbfounded after hearing this, and said: "Mr. Bai, this Wang Baochuan has a good eye for people, and she is a good woman from the beginning to the end. But this ending is too tragic... and that Xue Rengui, who committed a crime. Big mistake, why did it end so well?"

Guo Ye said: "Princess Shanhua, I wonder if you have heard of a poem?"

Princess Shanhua asked: "Mr. Bai, please tell me!"

"Waiting to change the old heart, but the old heart is easy to change!"

After Guo Ye read it, he sighed: "Wang Baochuan and Xue Pinggui haven't seen each other for 18 years. We outsiders don't know what Xue Pinggui was thinking when he saw Wang Baochuan again. Maybe he is looking forward to Wang Baochuan's death!"

Princess Shanhua groaned in a low voice: "Waiting for leisure to change people's hearts, but Taoism is easy to change people's hearts. This poem is really well written, I don't know who wrote it?"

Guo Ye said embarrassingly: "But I got it by chance!"

Nalan Xingde, I'm sorry, for my little brother's happiness, I'm going to plagiarize again!

Princess Shanhua really believed it, don't think that Princess Shanhua was simply fooled by Fu Yuzhang, and she thought that Princess Shanhua was a big-breasted and brainless person.In fact, she is a clever woman with a photographic memory, and she is in charge of Baekje's collection of books. It can be said that as long as it appears in the book, she knows everything.She had never heard of these two lines of poems, so she was sure they belonged to Guo Ye.

Princess Shanhua stood up, with a little blessing, and solemnly said: "Mr. Bai is really a man of great talent. Shanhua has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai. It's really rude. Are there any other sentences in this poem?"

Guo Ye said: "Actually, this is not a poem, but a tune from Jiaofang. I will read the original text to you..."

After listening to Nalan Xingde's "The Song of Mulan", Princess Shanhua couldn't calm down for a long time, and chewed softly: "It's easy to change the old heart, but the old heart is easy to change!"

Guo Ye couldn't watch this literary young woman go crazy, and said, "Princess, do you want to hear other Bianwen?"

Only then did Princess Shanhua come back to her senses, and said, "Sir, please tell me!"

Then Guo Ye told her a story about "The Romance of the West Chamber", which of course had to end in tragedy.Zhang Sheng was the final high school champion, but was recruited by the emperor as his son-in-law.Just forget about Cui Yingying.Cui Yingying was pregnant before marriage, was driven out of the house by her father, lived on the street, died of cold and hunger...

After listening to Princess Shanhua, she gritted her teeth and said, "Mr. Bai, in your Bianwen, can't these strange women have a better ending? Why do men enjoy happiness and women suffer?"

Guo Ye was happy, I am drugging you and Fu Yuzhang's grandson!

Immediately, he pretended to be sad and sighed: "Oh, most of the world's affairs are like a man's heart is like iron, and a concubine's heart is like cotton. Women are passionate, and men are often half-hearted. I am so rich because it is true!"

Princess Shanhua rolled her eyes and said, "Oh? Sure enough? Then Mr. Bai is also a man, so is he often half-hearted?"

Guo Ye was overwhelmed when he heard that, so he was busy digging a hole for Fu Yuzhang, but he didn't expect to get himself into it.

So, he looked around and said, "Bai is a slave now, and he can't even marry a wife, so how can he be half-hearted? Princess, it's getting late now, don't you think..."

At this time, it was past dinner time, and it was almost the first watch.

In order to listen to Guo Ye's Bianwen, Princess Shanhua insisted on skipping dinner!

Then he said: "It's really Shanhua's fault for delaying Mr. Bai's dinner. It's getting late, and Shanhua won't keep you. I'll ask Manager Jin to send you a table of food and drinks later, just to show my heart."

"Thank you princess!"

Princess Shanhua remembered something again, and said, "By the way, Mr. Bai is holding two jobs at the same time?"

"Exactly!"

"Cleaning the toilet is really a disgrace to the gentlemen. Mr. Bai will not have to do it in the future. Chopping firewood to boil water is for making tea. It can be regarded as an elegant thing, and Mr. Lao will be here!"

Fengya you ghost!

Guo Ye thought to himself that it seemed that Princess Shanhua still hated him for speaking ill of Fu Yuzhang, so she wanted to give him some shoes to wear!

Since then, in addition to chopping firewood and boiling water, Guo Ye has been telling stories to Princess Shanhua every day.

He specially told those soul-stirring love stories to Princess Shanhua. Needless to say, the final ending is that the man betrayed his heart, and the woman died with hatred.He hated Princess Shanhua so much that his teeth itch, but Guo Ye told his story so well that Princess Shanhua couldn't bear to listen to it.

Sometimes Princess Shanhua asked Guo Ye if he was half-hearted.But after careful preparation, Guo Ye's answer was watertight.

Sometimes, Princess Shanhua loses her temper, and if Guo Ye insists on answering directly, he will play a rogue and say: "If I marry Princess Shanhua, naturally I won't be half-hearted."

This blatant flattery made Princess Shanhua flush with shame, so it was not easy to ask further questions.

This afternoon, Guo Ye had just boiled water and was about to go out.

A familiar voice came into my ears: "General Yuan, please come inside!"

Guo Ye was too familiar with this voice, it was the Taoist priest of Wuling who was fighting with him.

Damn, how did this grandson come here?

Chapter 1299 Eavesdropping