Struggle in the early Tang Dynasty

Chapter 1271 Teaching Cats to Eat Peppers

How to get cats to eat peppers?

Someone once said that you can rub chili peppers on a cat's butt, and when the cat feels the heat, it will lick the chili pepper off itself, and it is very exciting to do so.

Next, what Guo Ye has to do is to rub pepper on the cat's butt!

Guo Ye said: "Yuanhai Zilan, Lord Gao asked my brothers to arrest you, not because he wants your life, but because he wants you to promise a few things!"

Yuan Haizilan raised his head and said, "I don't agree! No matter what Gao Xinde wants to do, I don't agree!"

Guo Ye said: "Why bother? As the saying goes, it is better to live than to die. Although you are physically disabled, Yuan Haizilan, you still have a lot of glory and wealth to enjoy? Why seek death?"

Yuan Haizilan laughed sharply a few times, and said: "How is it? That bastard Gao Xinde, is he scared? I, Yuan Haizilan, died at his hands, how would his life be easier? Who would have thought that I, Yuan Haizilan, would be able to live a better life? If you can die, you can still hold your back, happy! Happy!"

This guy has made it clear that he doesn't want to eat oil and salt, and he wants to die!

Guo Ye ignored him, and said to himself: "Let me talk about these things first, you think about it carefully, this is not a big deal to you!"

Yuan Haizilan sneered twice and remained silent.

Guo Ye went on to say: "The first thing is that the [-] official slaves you are in charge of. The Lord Gao intends to sell them all. I hope you can agree. The second thing is that the Jingguan on Skull Mountain is really It affects the relationship between Goguryeo and Datang. Lord Gao wants to destroy Skull Mountain, and please persuade your Yuan family not to get in the way."

Official slave... Jingguan... Post station...

A flash of lightning flashed across Yuan Haizilan's mind, and said: "I understand, you are not sent by Gao Xinde, you are envoys from Datang!"

Guo Ye chuckled, and said, "It's too late for you to see now. Yes, I am Guo Ye, Guo Ziyi, Duke of Pingyang County in Datang. You, Yuanhai Zilan, killed tens of thousands of my Huaxia children. , do you still want to live?"

Yuan Hai Zilan was not afraid, and said: "Hmph, if you really want me to die, there is no such nonsense. I am dead, and the news spreads, and none of the ten thousand officials and slaves will survive! I am alone For 1 of them, this deal is a good deal, hehe..."

Guo Ye said: "Yuanhai Zilan, don't you want to die? Why are you threatening me again now..."

Yuan Haizilan said: "Since you are all Tang people, then the fact that I have no eggs is probably a lie. Since this matter has not been leaked, why should I die?"

His brain turns really fast!

Guo Ye said: "Want to live? It's easy! Agree to the two things I just said. We will let you go!"

Yuan Haizilan said: "Even if I agree, it doesn't count, Gao Xinde... I understand, Gao Xinde and you are in the same group!"

Guo Ye was so happy that he thought about that, and said: "That's right, the Lord Gao has abandoned the dark and turned to the bright, and surrendered to my Tang Dynasty!"

Yuan Haizilan sneered and said: "Although Gao Xinde and I have never been on good terms, I still know him as a person. Belonging to the Tang Dynasty? It's a joke. How dare he rebel with his courage? I think you spent money on him Him!"

Guo Ye pretended to be embarrassed, and said: "Unexpectedly, Yuan Haizilan is really a person, and you can think of it. Yes, who can have a grudge against Qian? Yuanhai Zilan, if you agree to this matter. After the matter is completed, I, Guo Ye There is also a heavy gift in the industry!"

Yuan Haizilan said, "Excellent gift? I haven't returned my 20 guan money ticket yet? Hurry up and pay it back!"

Guo Ye said: "As long as you finish what I entrusted you to do, your 20 coins will naturally be returned to you. And there is a big gift for Guo!"

Yuan Haizilan sneered and said: "I'm not Gao Xinde, I've never seen gold. I, Yuan Haizilan, have a lot of ways to get money. Want to buy me? It's not that easy!" The implication is that he can actually be bought , but the price is different from Gao Xinde's.

Guo Ye said: "It's not money. It's a treasure! You like it!"

When the treasure was mentioned, Yuan Haizilan became interested and said, "What treasure?"

Guo Yedao took out a Jiujiusheng Xianwan and said, "Didn't you, Yuan Haizilan, lose your eggs? As long as you eat it, you can enjoy the fun of love between men and women again!"

This time Guo Ye really hit Yuan Haizilan's weakness, and immediately shouted excitedly: "You said this elixir can make my thing regenerate?"

Guo Ye said vaguely: "This is my ancestral elixir, called Jiujiu Shengxian Pill, after taking 81 pills of Jiujiu, even a god can do it. Let alone a broken body regenerate?"

Guo Ye's words are reliable, isn't it?It's just too unreliable.As long as you are a normal person, you will not be deceived by him.The reason is very simple, if this elixir is so good, why doesn't Guo Ye take it?If he ate it, he would be able to become a god, so why would he need to grind his teeth here with Yuan Haizilan?

However, Yuan Haizilan is not a normal person, he even dreamed of being able to find his eggs back.Now Guo Ye's words have become his life-saving straw. Even if there are some unreasonable things, Yuan Haizilan can automatically make up for the reasonableness.

Yuan Haizilan said: "Okay, I promise you, you give me the Jiujiusheng Xianwan!"

Guo Ye took Jiujiusheng Xianwan back again, and said: "As I said, there will be a big gift after the work is done! You haven't done anything yet, why do you need to get paid?"

Yuan Hai Zilan sneered and said: "After the matter is completed? After the matter is completed, all the officials and slaves have returned to the Tang Dynasty, and you have also transported the bones of the Skull Mountain. At that time, if your surname Guo pats his ass and leaves, what will you do if you don't admit it?" ? You are an imperial envoy of the Tang Dynasty, how can I go all the way to the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty to talk to you? Cut the nonsense and give me the Jiujiusheng Xianwan!"

Guo Ye said: "If I give you Jiujiusheng Xianwan now, what will you do if you don't do anything then? I have nothing to do with you!"

Yuan Haizi said in his heart, as long as he eats this Jiujiusheng Xianwan, I will fight for the 20 yuan of money, and I will mess things up for you!

Thinking this way in his heart, Yuan Haizi spoke with arrogance, and said: "Who am I, Yuan Haizilan? Is there a time when I don't count my words? Don't use the heart of a villain to judge the belly of a gentleman. Surname Guo De, you have to understand, now you are begging me, you can only choose to trust my character!"

Reluctantly, Guo Ye handed Jiujiusheng Xianwan to Yuanhai Zilan, gritted his teeth and made a decision: "In this case, Guo will trust you once! I bet!"

Yuan Haizilan took the Jiujiusheng Xianwan, threw it into his mouth at once, chewed it a few times, and swallowed it, saying: "It's a bit sweet, but not very tasty. Guo Ye Does your Jiujiusheng Xianwan work or not?"

Seeing Yuan Haizilan eating Jiujiusheng Xianwan, Guo Ye heaved a sigh of relief and said, "Yuanhaizilan, aren't you afraid that this is poison?"

Yuan Haizilan sneered and said, "Do you still use poison to kill us? Why don't you just chop us up with a knife?"

Guo Yexin said, letting you eat this Jiujiushengxian pill is more enjoyable than cutting you with a knife!I want to let you taste the taste of cutting yourself into pieces, and you cut yourself up by yourself. The taste must be extraordinary!You are just waiting to enjoy!

After a while, the effect of the medicine came up, Yuan Haizilan started dancing, Guo Ye didn't want to see the disgusting look of this dead eunuch, so he walked out.

Two hours later, Guo Ye saw Yuanhai Zilan again.At this moment, Yuan Haizilan, with a contented smile on his face, said: "Guo Ye, you didn't lie to us, you really let us taste the love between men and women again. No, this taste is better than love between men and women." Fortunately, today we understand what it means to be immortal. But our family has also seen that this thing can't make our thing regenerate, right?"

Guo Ye said: "You want that thing, don't you just want to enjoy the love between men and women? With Jiujiusheng Xianwan, what do you need that thing for?"

Yuan Haizilan laughed loudly, and said: "Yes, yes. Guo Ye, you are right. However, you only gave us one of these Jiujiushengxian pills, which is too little. If you want us to do things for you , you have to give me the prescription!"

Guo Ye's face sank, and he said: "Prescription? You have a good idea! Yuanhai Zilan, you will be able to enjoy this feeling of wanting to die if you obediently listen to Uncle Guo's words. If you don't obey, this Jiujiusheng After Xianwan, don't even think about it!"

Yuan Haizilan snorted coldly, and said, "It's still the same sentence, if you don't give prescriptions, don't expect us to do things for you!"

Guo Ye smiled coldly and said, "Since this is the case, you should think about it carefully! I hope you can stick to your current thinking tomorrow morning!"

Regarding Jiujiusheng Xianwan, Guo Ye is still full of confidence, as long as Yuanhai Zilan takes a pill, he is not afraid that he will not submit.When the drug addiction kicks up, he can't help it.

Early the next morning, as soon as Guo Ye woke up, he planned to see if Yuanhai Zilan's drug addiction had flared up.

But before he could go out, a guard ran over and shouted outside the door: "Mr. Pingyang County, something is wrong. Our posthouse is surrounded by people!"

Chapter 1272

Upon first hearing it, Guo Ye felt a little bit in his heart at first, but then he was relieved.

Now Gao Xinde, the lord of Liaodong City, has fallen under his money offensive.Well, the chief envoy who surrounded the post today can guess with his toes that it must be the deputy city lord, Yuan Haiziba.

However, Guo Ye is confident that with Yuan Haizilan in his hands, Yuan Haiziba will definitely not be able to make any troubles!

He took the time to put on his official uniform and opened the door.Coughing, he preached to the guard: "Calm down, calm down. It's not a big deal. Our mission to Goguryeo this time represents the face of the Tang Dynasty. We want Mount Tai to collapse in front of us without changing our face, and the Yellow River is determined by our words but our heart." Panic, in this way you can show the demeanor of the great Tang Dynasty. You are so flustered, let Goguryeo people see it, don't you underestimate our Tang Dynasty?"