my time as a director

Guo Deguang's son Guo Qilin is a car repairman, a poor boy, and Yue Yunpeng is a man with amnesia and no job.

The story is about two things, Guo Qilin fell in love with Guo Deguang's daughter, and Guo Qilin got Guo Deguang's necklace.

So this big movie, which almost made Deyun Club go all out, presents a very "complex and brain-burning" plot:

Find a necklace, find a necklace, find a necklace, chase your daughter, chase your daughter, chase your daughter.

First of all, Yu Qian guarded himself and stole Guo Deguang's priceless necklace, and then planted the blame on Guo Qilin.

Guo Qilin said dissatisfiedly, "Although I am poor, I have a lot of ambition! I do things by myself and take care of myself. If I lose something, I will find it for you!"

I thought it would be a series of jokes caused by looking for the necklace, but Guo Qilin went directly to Tianqiao to find a fairy to make a fortune.

It's the 21st century, and if you don't decide what to do, ask the half-immortal, and only the cross talk business that once performed under the flyover will make up this kind of plot.

Daxian took 300 yuan and said, "You have to find a noble man who can help you find the necklace."

So Guo Qilin got off the overpass, and at the door of the public toilet, he met the nobleman Yue Yunpeng.

At this time, the two live treasures of Deyun Society officially gathered and began their exaggerated, trite, and posturing performances.

Afterwards, it is basically a seamless switch between the Korean drama of Goofy Blood and the sketches of the Spring Festival Gala.

First, amnesia, then the heroine never leaves Guo Qilin, then a man disguises himself as a woman, then is kidnapped by the underworld, then pretends to be a ghost to scare people... Finally, there is a big scene at the wedding.

In these few plots, whichever one is singled out is a man silent and a woman crying!

Finally, after countless incomprehensible plots, the movie is finally coming to an end.

The truth of the unjust case came to light, and the poor boy finally caught up with the rich girl.

All the best, sprinkle flowers.

However, it's not over yet. For an excellent comedy, it's not enough to have a simple shit stick. It must have a spiritual core that makes people cry.

So the director thought, to raise the bar!To sublimate!To touch the soul!

But in view of the third-rate level of the director, he didn't know how to pull it up, and in the end he had to pull it out, grinning his teeth, which was shocking.

The last scene is like this: On a brightly lit night, Guo Qilin holds Guo Deguang's daughter and stands on the Galaxy SOHO in Chaoyangmen.

While looking at the beautiful and beautiful heroine, he looked at the crowded traffic on the second ring road, and shouted loudly: I want happiness!

Okay, on to the question.

As for the box office, tens of millions, there must be no money.

Like the bleak box office, the movie didn't have much splash, and the United Film Association didn't even bother to scold Guo Deguang.

Only bad movies that hit blockbusters are scolded, and bad movies that don't hit blockbusters, no matter how bad they are, no one cares about them.

The society is like this. In fact, many people criticize bad movies, including some people who regard movies as art. What they criticize is not bad movies, but bad movies that make money.

There are exceptions, another bad movie that didn't make any money, Pure Heart Chasing Dreams, was scolded by many people in the entertainment industry.

But this is because the film is too high-profile. When the filming started, there were a large number of experts and celebrities on the platform. Many well-known directors stood up to cheer, and many celebrities even came to the scene directly or sent blessings online.

Among them is Ning Hao... also cheered for the director before the filming started.

The director has quite a background. He came out of the Film Academy, and Ning Hao and him are only one year behind, so they can be regarded as classmates.

With so many celebrities standing on the platform, after the filming, many experts and scholars were organized to screen, and all the participants were relatively well-known scholars, experts or leaders in the film industry.

These experts, scholars and leaders, without exception, all gave high praise.

The audience was almost fooled. When they saw the movie, they looked back at the words of those experts and scholars and ran away.

Countless netizens scolded this film all over the Internet, and also scolded those experts and scholars who advocated the film for not even wanting face for money.

As a result, it has become one of the very few movies with a dismal box office but a very high popularity.

Ordinary bad movies, but the box office is poor, so there will be no attention.

The big cross talk movie I Want Happiness falls into this category. It’s rotten or rotten, but few people scold it, and if it doesn’t have a box office, there will be no popularity. Even the only popularity is caused by the scolding between the steel wire and the audience.

The so-called steel wire is a fan of Guo Deguang.

Not only idol stars have diehard fans, but also Guo Deguang, a middle-aged uncle.

The Lianhe Film Association was too lazy to scold this kind of bad film that didn't have a box office, but Li Qian posted a Weibo: Mr. Guo Deguang said that he loves cross talk, and he doesn't want this art to end.Likewise, I love movies and don't want the art to end.

Li Qian didn't want to diss him, Guo Deguang used to like to talk about workers and cooks who changed their careers to talk about cross talk, unprofessional and fooling the audience.

From the perspective of cross talk, that's right, and I think he is quite professional.

But when making movies, he, an amateur who talks about cross talk movies, is not ambiguous at all to fool the audience.

When you are a professional, it is strictly forbidden for non-professionals to get involved. When you are a non-professional

Old double standard.

Of course, this microblog of complaints did not attract a large number of steel wires to attack Li Qian.

Guo Deguang, who can write thousands of chapters without swear words, did not confront Li Qian. Instead, he said very low-key that the movie was not made well, and he must work harder next time.

The next time is not far away. Director Guo Deguang's new film The Nineteenth Generation of Ancestors is scheduled for the Spring Festival, and the investor is also Deyun Society.

It's all about money, and you can do anything for money, making movies to make money is nothing.

Fortunately, on December 12th, Detective Chinatown 7 directed by Ning Hao was released, and Wang Baoqiang once again made the audience laugh when he came to celebrate the New Year.

Of course, this is not the somewhat gorgeous and exaggerated sequel in memory. Although Ning Hao put the second part in New York to avoid the aesthetic fatigue of both in Thailand's Chinatown, he still took the path of suspense reasoning comedy, style Almost the same as the first one.

The original second part was more like a Lunar New Year comedy, but Ning Hao's is still a suspense comedy, and he didn't deliberately change the style in order to expand the movie's audience.

It is still a wonderful suspenseful comedy, coupled with the big sales of the first part, the second part hit a super high box office of 3.1 million on the first day.

3.1 million on the first day, and 14.2 billion in four days in the first weekend.

On Monday, the first working day, it still exceeded [-] million, and the trend was very good.

Another blockbuster movie, according to this trend, at least it is going for 30 billion.

The movie was a big hit, as expected by Li Qian, as long as Ning Hao played normally with this kind of theme, and it was the second part of the series, it would be strange if it didn't sell well.

However, what surprised Li Qian was that Weiying, Maoyan, and Fare Evasion did not move at all.

Originally, Li Qian also guessed that in order to complete the closed loop in the plan, Chen Wu would definitely unite with the other three companies to kill Li Qian's future movie app that refused to cooperate.