Great Sui Guoshi

"Where is the old grandson?"

Behind the newspaper, Toad's voice sounded.

"Going out... said to meet some netizen... must be a spider spirit."

"Monster?" Lu Liangsheng frowned, "Master so sure?"

On the deck chair over there, the newspaper was turned over with a 'squeak'. Taoist Ha lifted up the flipper, and explained to the apprentice with a serious expression on the head of the flipper.

"Netizens, netizens...friends, people, people who can be on the Internet are not spiders, what else can they be? Thanks to the fact that you have read the classics of sages, you can't even figure this out."

"Oh...that's true."

Not long after Lu Liangsheng finished speaking, the gate of the courtyard slammed open, and before anyone saw him, he heard Sun Yingxian's cursing voice, and hurriedly stepped into the gate from outside.

"Mother Yuer...how dare to lie to me..."

When he saw the scholar under the eaves, he didn't say hello, but angrily came over with his sleeves rolled up, grabbed the bowl, planed two mouthfuls and squatted down to the eaves, shouting rice grains and cursing again.

"I went to see you without even eating my own meal... Good guy, a rough old man who pretends to be a woman and deceived me for so many days is really hateful."

With red eyes, he took another mouthful and swallowed it into his stomach.

"Bah...fucking call me Cao Mengde...I'm bah! I'm going to give Li Shimin my own way!"

Lu Liangsheng sat beside him with empty hands, looking at the Taoist who ate a big bowl of rice with tears in his eyes, he probably knew what happened without asking, and described it with what Lao Sun often said in front of him.

Just drive over the ditch.

Extra Story Chapter 65 The 'Xiangxi' who came to the door

The sunlight passed through the eaves and fell on the figure speaking angrily under the eaves.

"The spider spirit has become an ancient?"

On the reclining chair placed at the door, Taoist Ha pressed the newspaper, became interested, dragged the reclining chair to sit next to Sun Yingxian, patted the other party and bent his calf.

"Come on, tell the old man some interesting stories."

Over there, Sun Yingxian scraped his frog webs open, saw Lu Liangsheng also looking over, curled his lips and put the bowls and chopsticks aside, sat on the ground with his buttocks, before he could open his mouth, thinking of his anger, he stomped his feet vigorously.

"Old mother Yueer..." Seeing Taoist Toad glaring from the corner of the eye, he added, "I'm not scolding you."

He spread his hands towards Lu Liangsheng, put them on his bent knees, and angrily talked about what happened before, but it started when he was playing with his mobile phone.

"Since the old toad didn't play that tower-pushing game with me..."

"That's why the old man's account has been blocked!" Taoist Ha hurriedly said something, causing the Taoist to turn around and wave his hands vigorously, shouting: "Yes! Who told you to use... don't interrupt, let me finish the matter! That's it..."

Guided by the words, Lu Liangsheng quietly listened to him slowly talking about this period of time and pressed his phone. It turned out that Sun Yingxian was bored and saw a thing that could talk to strangers. Going in, it's a pity that you need money after a few chats. The Taoist simply used magic to adjust the 0 inside to 66666. With money in it, he chatted with women unscrupulously.

Half a month ago, on the way to the island country, I met a woman named Aman. The two chatted enthusiastically, and even had the same interests. After a long time, the chat was very relaxed, but I thought that Lu Liangsheng was still by my side. , Naturally dare not have any thoughts, after all, I am also the brother-in-law of a scholar of Lu University, of course, it has been a matter of thousands of years.

But you can't have an idea openly, can you?After returning to Nanguan City, seeing that Lu Liangsheng had something to go out, he made an excuse to stay at home. When he left, he hurriedly found out the hot conversation with the other party, and then asked where the other party was while the iron was hot, and learned that it happened to be in a nearby city. He was not familiar, so he simply asked the other party to come to Nanguan City.

I also deliberately looked up some precautions for meeting netizens on the Internet, and chose a coffee shop that looked more romantic. I used paper tying techniques to cast a yellow supercar and imagined a suit that fits well. , hurried to the agreed place.

Speaking of this, Sun Yingxian wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, stood up, faced Lu Liangsheng and Taoist Toad, who were holding back their laughter, and made gestures, trying to express the scene at that time, even the sleepy old donkey, And Yan Zhi, who hid in the room to restore the demon pill, also came out curiously, and the lady sat on the chair and listened quietly.

"Hey guys, you don't know, I'm sitting in there, it's called waiting, and several groups of beautiful-looking, violently dressed women come to strike up a conversation."

The Taoist was afraid that Lu Liangsheng and Yanzhi would not understand, so he repeated: "It means hooking up."

Over there, Rouge on the chair took a sip.

"shameless."

"Aren't you listening?!" The Taoist stared back, dragged a chair and placed it in the courtyard, and sat down with his knees pressed down, continuing what he said just now:

"...I sat there and waited for a long time, when suddenly my phone rang, guess what? The woman named A-man said she had arrived, so my heart jumped out with excitement, Qian Duo Years, finally a woman has taken a fancy to me."

Old Sun stopped talking, subconsciously glanced at Lu Liangsheng who was smiling, and hurriedly waved his hands, wanting to explain, but was scolded by Taoist Ha: "Keep talking, what happened, I will support you."

"Come on, with your words, I can rest assured."

Sun Yingxian took a sip of tea, moistened his throat, adjusted his tone, waved his hands slowly, leaned his upper body slightly forward, and asked vividly in a tone that whetted his appetite: "Then, guess what? At that time, before I came back to my senses, a man with a beard and glasses stood in front of me holding a mobile phone and looking for the table number, our eyes matched, and we almost spit out the overnight meal."

"and after?"

"Later? What is there to be later? If the other party wasn't a mortal, I would have to press him and beat him hard. A man, what's wrong with learning, like a woman! When I saw something wrong, I ran away immediately, that guy He even chased after him and scolded him."

"That's it?"

Rouge didn't seem to hear anything she was interested in. She rolled her eyes at the Taoist, got up and swayed her waist, pushed open the door and went back to the house. The old donkey under the locust tree also closed her eyes again, yawned sleepily and continued. drowsy.

"That's all, what else do you want to hear?"

Sun Yingxian yelled at the closed door angrily, "This is already difficult enough, what else will happen, you are interested?!"

When he turned his face back in displeasure, he saw Lu Liangsheng on the opposite chair still looking at him with a smile, his sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked face was startled, and subconsciously took two steps back.

"Old Lu...why are you looking at me like this?!"

The scholar stood up slowly with a smile.

The Taoist took another half step back, reached the chair and sat down on it, swallowed his saliva: "Hey, hey... nothing happened? Don't laugh, it's too scary."

As he said that, he turned his head to look at the short figure dragging the small reclining chair away under the eaves, and shouted loudly: "Old Toad, does what you said just now count? Your apprentice is coming!"

Taoist Toad stopped his flippers, turned around and threw away the small reclining chair, and yawned lazily, "Of course the old man keeps his word!" As he spoke, he stretched his arms straight above his head, propped up his flippers and supported himself for two Next, and then...Leave soft words, drag the recliner and walk to the door.

"The old man is holding on, but unfortunately he can't."

"you!!"

Sun Yingxian yelled anxiously. In his sight, the oncoming figure dragged out a shadow with the sun behind his back. Amidst the Taoist yelling and cursing, the wind was blown to the back of the small bamboo forest. Lu Liangsheng spread his sleeves, and there was a bang bang bang on the ground. A few streams of smoke, more than a dozen short monkey shadows, dragging their sticks and screaming, swarmed inside.

Bang!

blah blah-

The bamboo forest shook, the leaves fluttered and fell, and there were several screams of pain, "Ahh~~~", the birds that flew here were so frightened that they turned halfway and went to the other side. The courtyard is gone.

After a while, the movement gradually subsided, a group of monkeys came out with sticks on their faces, and jumped off the scholar's sleeves one by one, turning into fine hairs and getting in.

Lu Liangsheng walked slowly beside the bamboo forest with his hands behind his back. The Taoist was dressed in ragged clothes, lying on the stone table with messy hair, gasping for breath, looking at the scholar over there with tears in his eyes, and waved his hands weakly.

"...Old Lu...don't slap your face next time...this road will open a video...uh...ah... "

After saying this, he fell down on his head.

And next time?

Lu Liangsheng was also dumbfounded by his words. In fact, the injury was not serious, but he still took out the wound medicine to wipe him. Before he passed, there was a knock on the door of the courtyard in the distance.

Bang bang! !

bang bang~~

Outside, a rough voice shouted from the door.

"If you have the ability to pretend to be a woman, if you have the ability to open the door!!!"

Extra Story Chapter 66 A Man

Bang!Bang bang! !

After knocking on the door a few times, a rough voice sounded outside, and the words he yelled were quite harsh. Lu Liangsheng took the medicine bottle and walked out of the small bamboo forest. The Taoist toad under the eaves over there pressed the newspaper cursingly, and the eyes of the toad were rounded.

"Reading a newspaper doesn't make you worry, Liangsheng, go and read it."

Needless to say by the master, Lu Liangsheng will also go there, put the medicine bottle back in his sleeve pocket, and the courtyard door creaks open, facing a man with big arms, round waist, thick eyebrows and big eyes, his waist is bulging, and he is holding a fist the size of a sandbag to knock on his face. door, seeing a handsome young man in a T-shirt and jeans at the door, he was stunned for a moment, rubbing his round face and retreating to the stone steps in embarrassment, subconsciously wiped off the top of his head and approached another man who was much shorter and wearing a straight suit The bearded man spoke in a low voice.

"Why isn't it the wretched man just now? Could it be that he knocked on the wrong door?"

The man stroked his beard, his eyes almost narrowed, and he looked back and forth at the courtyard gate.

"Watching him come in, how can I make a mistake!"

Listening to the two people muttering at the door, Lu Liangsheng didn't need to listen deliberately, and from what he said just now, he probably understood that he was here to find the old grandson. Presumably the netizen who met him about this matter...Am?

Seeing this, Rao's temperament was weak, and he almost laughed, so he suppressed his smile, simply smiled, and arched his hands towards the two people outside the door.

"Xia Lu Liangsheng, I don't know if you two have found my house, what's the matter?"

The two people outside looked at this set of movements, and subconsciously wanted to raise their hands too. As soon as the fat man raised his arms, the bearded man behind him stretched out his hands to stop him, "Don't be unreasonable, I have to find that guy with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks today!! Damn me Big plan! Can’t just let it go!”

The young man cupped his hands towards the door and shouted: "Little brother, get out of the way." He stepped on the stone steps and was about to squeeze into the courtyard door. Before he could touch him, something seemed to block him in the air, and he was completely The man pushed back and staggered against the strong man's chest.

"How dare you beat someone!"

The tall and round figure moved the bearded man to the side, his fat chest muscles bounced twice, the muscles in his arms were knotted, and the bones cracked and rattled.

"Little brother, are you afraid?! Get out of the way quickly, let's go in and find that person!"

When Lu Liangsheng saw his action, he suddenly thought of the eight uncles in Qixia Mountain in his memory. For some reason, he felt a little good feeling, and shook his head with a small smile on his lips.

"You two can't come in."

The two of them naturally didn't do it, and they started making a noise at the gate of the courtyard, which made Taoist Toad and Toad's eyes shine coldly. He dropped the newspaper, clapped his webbed hands, walked past the small stone path in the courtyard, and came to the stone table in the bamboo grove, and jumped on it. He swung his frog webbed and slapped Sun Yingxian on the face several times.

The latter sat up abruptly, looked around in a daze, drank a little, and then saw the short figure in front of him, "Old Toad, I am doing..."

"Your lover has come to see you, go to the gate of the courtyard by yourself."

Are... good friends?

The Taoist rubbed his face and looked towards the bank of the courtyard gate, only to see half of the scholar's back, as if he was talking to someone, he narrowed his eyes when he heard the loud shouts, got up abruptly, rolled up his sleeves and went over there run.

"Old mother Yuer, how dare you come to my door!"

Cursing, he squeezed to the side of the scholar, saw the bearded man who was arguing with Lu Liangsheng, and stared at him, "Okay, it's really you!"

The man also saw Sun Yingxian, his eyes were red, and he rushed over, subconsciously touched his waist, felt empty, and simply hit him with both hands, shouting:

"Sure enough, it's here, spoiling my good deeds!!"

"Old mother Yueer, you are the one who spoils good things!"

The Taoist didn't use spells either, so he raised his wide sleeves and started to fight that bearded man. The latter was no match for Sun Yingxian. He rushed over and lifted the bearded man directly by his wrist.

The big man with big arms and round waist rushed up quickly and punched the Taoist. The latter blocked the front with his bearded fist. He was afraid of hurting his companion with his fist, so he withdrew his force and fell to Lu Liangsheng next to the courtyard gate. The air swayed There was a circle of ripples, and the force of the counter-shock forced the strong man to stumble back, stepping on the edge of the stone steps to pieces.

A pair of big eyes are majestic, showing solemn attention to the ripples that quickly dissipate in the air. The fat man stepped back with his steps pressed down. 'Kaka' sounded straight.

Seeing the young man on the opposite side slowly raise his hand, his eyes narrowed accordingly, and then... the fat man ran wildly, turned around and ran out of the alley, yelling at the top of his voice, and stepped on the concrete floor under his churning feet. Footprints come.

"Ah, you have to wait, I will go back and find helpers to help you!"

Lu Liangsheng half-raised his hands, staring in astonishment at the back that was so fast that there was only an afterimage left. Even Sun Yingxian was stunned. The bearded man struggling in his hand turned his face to his companion who ran away, and yelled angrily.

"Pan Wushuang—"

Being stuck in the neck, the bearded man only had time to yell before being held back by the Taoist. Lu Liang was afraid that he would draw the neighbors out. They entered the yard together and locked the door behind their hands.

The bearded man was not afraid either. As soon as his feet hit the ground, his eyes swept around, and he instinctively found a place that was easy to defend but hard to attack and stood still. , the two of them squirted at each other with their waists in their hands.

"Old mother Yueer, you are the villain who is the first to file a complaint. It is clearly an agreement of the Dao, so why did you become you!"

"Hehe...you can't even swear, I'll teach you! Are you happy?"

"Cursing someone who doesn't understand is tantamount to scolding in vain, old mother Yue!"

"Little thief is extremely evil!!"

......

The two chattered back and forth, and Taoist Toad was finally not one of them. He sat under the eaves with snacks and watched with relish, and didn't let his apprentice go over to persuade him, laughing with potato chips all over his mouth.

Here, Lu Liangsheng could hear that there might be some misunderstanding between the two. After all, they both accused the other party of cheating at the beginning, after thinking about it, he stepped forward to separate the two.

"what happened?"

The bearded man stretched his suit, raised the bridge of his nose and put it on the frame, sat down on the fence of the small pavilion, and snorted: "This person pretends to be a woman and strikes up a conversation with Cao, and after going back and forth, they get acquainted. I feel so happy, just in time." If there is something nearby, I come to meet with him, how would I know it is a man!"

"Isn't it cooperating with you?"

The bearded man snorted again, and turned his face away, "I use a female account, and I use it in a dignified manner, just for the purpose of flirting with women. How could it be a villainous behavior like you."

"Hey, what you said is reasonable, and I am upright. Look at the above, I used... huh?" The Taoist turned out his mobile phone, and saw the word 'female' displayed on the registration gender column, and exited. The words stopped immediately, and he laughed awkwardly: "...The one who registered didn't pay attention, no wonder I chatted with so many women and ignored me...So I made a mistake here."

"Know that you are wrong?"

The bearded man walked out of the gazebo, patted the Taoist on the shoulder, the misunderstanding was resolved, and he probably understood that there was a reason for the incident, and the anger just now disappeared in his eyes.

"This kind of thing can't be sloppy, but you do things according to Cao's taste. Come on, you and I sit down and have a chat and exchange experiences."

Extra Story Chapter 67 Fresh and Refreshing Principles