Great Sui Guoshi

"I...I... am not afraid."

The man pursed his lips and faltered, turned around and tried to calm down and started the car, "Brother is so gentle, and I am also a big man, how could I be afraid, haha... Brother really knows how to joke."

"Then why are your legs shaking?" This sentence was said by Taoist Ha, and under the man who was holding the disk away, his legs were shaking like a sieve, and they were caught one by one.

"Brother, why did your voice change?"

"It's nothing, my throat is uncomfortable, can you agree to my request just now?"

Hearing the gentle voice, the scholar reflected in the mirror hanging in the middle has a handsome face, gentle eyebrows, and eyes that seem to contain stars, which is quite comfortable. The man's heart is somewhat calmed down, but how dare he refuse, he nodded repeatedly : "No problem, don't talk about staying overnight, you can stay as long as you want."

Seeing that he agreed, Lu Liangsheng nodded, and bowed his hands again. Since the master said so, he should stay a little longer and wait for Tuo'er to recover before leaving this place.

"Thank you, brother, then I won't refuse, and I will stay a little longer."

"Huh? How long is it?"

The man opened his mouth and hesitated for a moment, but he didn't dare to say the second half of the sentence. With a bitter face, he stepped on the accelerator and drove the creaking car slowly, which made Lu Liangsheng feel a little novel , looking at the night that flew backwards on both sides, and looked at the place where the key was inserted.

"Brother, this car of yours can run just by plugging in that thing?"

The man driving the car glanced at the rearview mirror, and the young man in blue and white robes reflected in the mirror was touching the interior decoration of the car with a novel look, not as if he was lying.

'This guy can't be an ancient person...'

Seeing the other party looking around curiously, the man suddenly felt a sense of superiority, and he puffed up his chest: "That's right, this is a car, start it with a key, my car is better than any BMW, and when you step on the accelerator, you can start it." You can run fast with just one click, and you can't even see the taillights of your old donkey on the road."

After finishing speaking, the man suddenly turned his face and confirmed again: "Brother, are you really not from here?"

"No."

In this matter, Lu Liangsheng had just arrived, so there was no need to hide it deliberately. His attire was different from the other party's, and he could tell at a glance that he was not from here.

Of course, at the moment he thought so.

Looking at the passing night outside the car window, Lu Liangsheng just smiled and didn't respond to the man's words. At this speed, he can only compare with Lao Sun Dundi, and the divine movement is much faster than this.

buzz-

The car body is speeding, and the not very bright headlights illuminate the slender suburban road, heading for the distance.

The old donkey in the car turned his head to look out the window in some discomfort, moved his hoof, and pressed somewhere on the car door, the car window suddenly lowered, and the old donkey stretched out his head in joy, his mane fluttering in the wind Come, suddenly feel a lot more comfortable, comfortable neighing twice.

Soon, a pair of lights came from behind, the engine roared, an off-road vehicle overtook, suddenly slowed down and paralleled to this side, the window was lowered, a man poked his face out and said with a smile: "Brother, others are carrying dogs, you It's interesting to plant your head on a donkey."

The car window behind him was lowered, and a woman with dyed yellow hair was holding a big golden retriever dog in her arms. Seeing the donkey's head protruding from the opposite car window, she broke away from the woman's hands and ran to the car window, with her front paws The car door barked towards the outside.

Wang Wang Wang --

The old donkey drooped its eyelids, tilted its head and opened its eyes. In the invisible sight of ordinary people, a phantom appeared, with a dragon's head, a lion's mane and antlers, and a long snout, roaring.

"Roar--"

Woooo~~woooooo~~~

The big golden retriever dog in the off-road vehicle was so frightened that it tucked its tail, turned around and ran into the woman's arms. With a cry of pain, it ran to the cab again. In an instant, the whole vehicle slowed down and wobbled to the ground. later.

Lu Liangsheng patted the old donkey's neck, motioning to retract his head. The man holding the steering wheel in front looked at the rear view mirror of the car and laughed loudly. The emotion of being ridiculed just now disappeared immediately. He opened it, and talked from time to time along the way. During the conversation, Lu Liangsheng probably knew that this person was called Lu Jun, but he had the same surname as him. He was from the south and had only been here for a few years, and he had been acting and so on.

"...Brother, the house I live in is not very good, a village in the city, but I believe that one day I will perform famously and earn a lot of money. In the future, I must buy a house in the city over there. A big room!!"

A chubby young man named Lu Jun pointed to the dense lights in the distance outside the car window, and he could vaguely see tall buildings everywhere. It was the first time that Lu Liangsheng and Taoist Ha had seen this kind of pavilion with dozens of floors, and they were quite surprised.

After a while, the driving vehicles drove into the dilapidated street, as if it had rained the day before, the ground was full of muddy sewage, the signboards of various colors stood on the side of the street, flashing lights, the open shops were noisy, More than a dozen people were holding something in their mouths, smoking, chatting and laughing around a few huge tables, while holding long poles and leaning over to poke small balls into the holes one by one.

'What a bizarre world. '

The dirty old red car ran over a puddle of sewage and stopped slowly. Lu Liangsheng looked at the unfamiliar surroundings and felt a smog. When you saw a donkey getting out of the car, someone shouted at Lu Jun who locked the door: "Brother Jun, did you bring back the donkey from the studio?"

"Ball!"

Lu Jun poohed at them a few times, called the scholar who was standing in front of the car and was still a little lost in thought, imitating Lu Liangsheng's tone, and said with a smile: "Brother, the humble house is here."

Walking up the dirty and messy corridor, Lu Liangsheng led the old donkey and followed him up, watching the other party open a door in the aisle, and amidst the creaking rust, a stinky smell came over his face.

There was a soft clatter.

The soft light came on in an instant, and Lu Jun said, "Sit over there!" He rushed to the sofa, pressed the black thing, the TV turned on, then grabbed some clothes and ran to the inner room in a panic , bang the door.

Lu Liangsheng looked at the light that was on, and then at the switch that the other party had pressed just now. He pressed it twice, and the light dimmed and then came back on again. There was a rare smile on his face.

"This is beneficial to the people, don't you think so, Master?"

The toad lying on his shoulder looked around, and when the person was not there, he snorted: "It's just a bit smelly, and there are strange things in the room, so be careful when touching any mechanism."

At this time, there was a sudden voice: "Your Majesty!" Came from the square thing over there, Lu Liangsheng frowned slightly when he heard the sound, and walked over, only to see a few villains playing in the bright light. Fighting, one of them was wearing a dragon robe and sitting in the Golden Luan Hall, slapped the armrest, and spoke sonorously.

"In the Qing Dynasty, how many moths should have been caught long ago..."

"Great Qing Dynasty?"

Lu Liangsheng's cheeks puffed up, he squatted down slowly, and carefully looked at the little man talking inside. Over there, the door opened, and Lu Jun's fat young man came out drinking a can of Coke. Seeing the appearance of the scholar, he laughed stand up.

"What are you doing so close, maybe you can drag the people inside out..."

Before the word "come" came out, Lu Liangsheng reached into the TV screen with one hand, grabbed the head of the person inside, and pulled it out of the TV bit by bit.

puff--

Lu Jun took a sip of soda, and seeing the person in a dragon robe lying on the ground, he opened his throat and roared, "You still say it's not a ghost!!"

He rolled his eyes, slammed into the door frame, sat upright and passed out.

Extra Story Chapter 3 A Cool Night's Dream

The voices of people laughing and cursing on the street spread to the dilapidated building. In the small room, the lights flickered on and off, and the lit TV screen froze. Inside, the golden dragon chair was empty, without the emperor.

Toad Taoist glanced at the fainting master leaning against the door frame over there, jumped to the ground, walked over with his flippers, looked at the small red pot left next to him, stood up and took a look at the other's stomach, "I'm scared .”

The fins dipped into the liquid on the edge of the Coke can, put it in the mouth and clicked twice, trembling all over, eyes widened, and only felt a puff of breath go straight to the top of the head.

"This taste is strong!"

Over there, under the frozen screen of the TV, he was dragged out of his body and lying there, but he was motionless. Lu Liangsheng was a little puzzled. He glanced at the frozen screen, and his eyes fell to the figure in the dragon robe, and turned his face , exactly the same as what I saw in it before.

Taoist Toad came over with a Coke can in his arms, and at some point found the bamboo tube in the bookshelf, sucked it hard, shook it a few times quite comfortably, and opened the stretched donkey's head with his fins.

"Liangsheng, how are you?"

Lu Liangsheng looked at the 'emperor' who kept his expression on the ground and shook his head, probably guessing something.

"Without soul consciousness, you are not a real person."

He lowered his head and looked at his palm. It should be after the ascension, the golden light washed away the mortal world and endowed him with divine power. Lu Liangsheng grabbed the 'body' on the ground and pushed it on the TV. On the screen, the emperor appeared again on the dragon chair The figure in the frozen frame suddenly moved, and then the words just now continued.

Sure enough, it was my own cultivation that was replaced by divine power...

Wait, divine power?

Lu Liangsheng couldn't help but lose sight of the little black thing that Lu Jun had used before, took it from the soft bench, rubbed the densely packed buttons on the TV, and pressed it randomly, the screen suddenly changed, Exposing the beach of the sea, a barbarian woman with blond hair and blue eyes was talking with her companion.

Taoist Toad smacked his lips and spat contemptuously: "Immortal!"

On the side, Lu Liangsheng laughed. Like before, he reached into the screen, grabbed the barbarian woman's arm, and pulled it out directly. She has blond hair like a waterfall, copper-yellow skin, a tall and slim figure, covered with pink cloth Can't hold back two lumps of soft meat.

The scholar is no longer the shy boy he used to be, who ordered to light up a golden light to go between a woman's eyebrows.

next second.

The tall figure lying on the ground moved a bit, sat up suddenly with his hands propped on the ground, saw the strange oriental face in front of him, covered his chest and let out a scream of "Ah!!", got up and ran, saw the direction of the door , went to pull the doorknob.

"Certainly!"

The woman who ran and stretched out her hand to grab the handle froze in an instant, and a man's voice sounded from next door: "I'm going to die, you're still messing with women so late, why don't you let me sleep!!"

After being verified, Lu Liangsheng did not continue to play, stretched out his hand and clawed, grabbed the frozen barbarian woman in his hand, flicked his sleeves, and pushed her into the 'grid'.

The screen continued to flow, and the sound of talking and laughing came out, just like before, and the woman who was captured had no memory of this place.

"It seems that I just used my divine power to point out her short consciousness."

Lu Liangsheng felt that it was similar to the paper-cutting technique in "Supplements from the South Water", but it used supernatural power and was more real, or close to real.

'In this way, I can directly create a body for the red face! '

Thinking of this, Lu Liangsheng suddenly became overjoyed. He walked over to the old donkey who was crawling on the sofa, opened the bookshelf and found "The Boundless Mountain and Sea".

Holding a coke can and stepping on the remote control, Taoist Toad turned toad's face from the TV.

"What happened to Liangsheng?"

Here, Lu Liangsheng frowned and stared at the closed book, submerged in his divine power without any reaction.

...... Could it be related to this world?

At this moment, upon hearing what the master said, the scholar gently put the book back on the bookshelf, closed the small fence door, and painted and painted in the air. The moment the light was on, the outline of the talisman was reflected, and the small door disappeared in a flash.

hiss~~yo~~

A faint moan sounded from the door, and Lu Junxing, who was lying there, turned around and walked over in a daze holding the door frame. When the old donkey jumped off and stood aside under Lu Liangsheng's wave, the fat young man sat down. Seeing the young man in ancient costume in front of him, he subconsciously looked at the TV over there, and exhaled suddenly, as if a stone had fallen from his heart, he became much more at ease, rubbed his head, and talked about what happened just now with a smile.

"...You won't believe me when you say it. I had a dream just now, and I dreamed that you actually pulled out the characters on the TV. Nima is too scary! I thought I met a ghost, ha ha... ..."

Ha ha.....

Lu Liangsheng followed suit, suppressed the matter of "The Boundless Mountain and Sea", and said, "Probably you misread it, but it turned out to be a TV? It's really strange, I've never seen it before."

"No, if you can really pull an emperor out of it, I'm afraid this room will be full of emperors, such as Qin Shihuang, Zhou Tianzi...haha, there are too many, I can't count them."

Laughing softly, Lu Jun gesticulated and turned his head, only to see a robed toad sitting beside him holding a Coke can, and looking at him with a bamboo tube in his mouth.

'Gurrrr...'

Taking the bamboo tube out of his mouth, Taoist Ha cracked his lips and laughed, "What Qin Shihuang? Isn't I right here!"

Ha ha.....

Lu Jun's smile gradually became dull, he turned his face to look at the scholar opposite, raised his hand and slapped himself, feeling the burning pain, and squeezed out: "It hurts, it's not a dream..."

He turned around and took a closer look at Toad, rolled his eyes, leaned back, leaned against the sofa with his head tilted, and fainted from fright.

"The people here are really not intimidating. If the little ghost girl must find it funny, right, Liangsheng?"

Toad Taoist asked where to go, Lu Liangsheng just nodded, looked straight at the fainting Lu Jun, thinking of the Emperor Shi Huang mentioned by the other party just now...he already knew Emperor Shi Huang, wouldn't it be, no Leaving the original human world?

Immediately, he walked around the small room, rummaged around, and all kinds of weird things were thrown aside. Taoist Toad loosened his shoulders, hugged the coke can, jumped to a long short table, stepped on Remote control, turn to look at the beautiful screen.

Not long after, the rummaging scholar stopped and stood in front of a wall, staring closely at a painting above.

To be precise, it was a map.

I glanced at the words as big as ants, followed the familiar long river, and finally found a name called 'Xi'an' in the west, where I had walked countless times.

"This... should be Chang'an. So I haven't left... Then the world here is so strange!!!"

The hoarse words squeezed out of his lips, and the moment he clenched his hands, the lights in the room and the TV flickered on and off, and even the countless lights on the street outside also flickered on and off. Afterwards, more than ten people nearby All the streets were plunged into darkness, and there was a sound of cursing and sighing.

......

The dark night went away to the suburban road, winding down, several cars approached from far away, and stopped on the side of the empty road, four figures walked through the darkness, holding something on the ground, shining green light, Then it turned into red light flickering frantically.

There was a rush of chirping.

'Dididi...'

"Report, there is abnormal energy here, and the source of the energy body cannot be detected, and it does not belong to known energy."

"Check nearby."

"Yes......"

Soon, the figure walking in the blackness returned to the car, turned around and drove the car away, and the illuminated lights gradually faded away.

Extra Story Chapter 4 Looking for an old friend

The warm morning light rises above the horizon, and the edge of the light spreads rapidly from the sea, pushing the darkness through the mountains and forests, through the rural villages and towns, and envelops the distant city full of tall buildings.

In the streets and alleys, the sound of cars and people is noisy, and the birds that have fallen to the windowsill are chirping non-stop.

The golden morning sun shone into the room and fell on the face of the person lying on the sofa. Lu Jun opened his eyes and blinked at the mottled and moldy ceiling. Thinking of something, he suddenly sat up and walked towards the room. After looking around, the TV was quietly standing in its original position, and the dining table and coffee table were in a mess, no different from before.

There was a moment of silence in the room, and for a moment, the fat young man breathed a sigh of relief, stretched out his hand and pinched his face.

"Sure enough, I was dreaming last night."

Brushing his hair, he yawned, got up and went to the kitchen to get some food, and when he went to open the refrigerator, what he didn't notice was that the map that had been hanging on the wall in the past disappeared.

"Strange, what's in the refrigerator? I remember buying a week's worth of food, and it was gone in just two days? How can I eat like this?!"