Great Sui Guoshi

"Sophistry, I will punish you to copy the seventh word of "Zhi De" fifteen times, and hand it over to the teacher when it gets dark."

Li Suian's shoulders slumped, his face collapsed, and he lowered his head and let out a soft "oh". Seeing him deflated, Yu Wentuo and Qu Yuanfeng wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, their faces turned red.

"Let's come here for early school this morning." Lu Liangsheng changed his strict teacher's solemnity before, and his face softened. "Today there is still wedding wine to eat in the village, so I won't keep you guys. Go down the mountain and change your clothes."

"Yes!"

The three teenagers got up and bowed their hands respectfully, cleaned up the paper, ink, brush and inkstone on the table, took a few steps with the bag on their shoulders, turned around and saw the master entered the door, let go of their steps with joy, shook the bag wildly in their hands, and ran away down the mountain.

The luxuriant thatched cottage behind him was gently swaying in the wind. Inside the half-opened window lattice, Hong Lian was wearing a painted skin, with her hands resting on her chin, staring out at the fenced courtyard with some ecstasy.

Lu Liangsheng tapped her on the head: "I'm back to my senses."

"Son!!!"

The startled female ghost seemed to have been interrupted, she stomped her foot on the ground lightly, looked at the young master in front of her, and went into the painting in embarrassment.

"Uh, what's the matter?"

Lu Liangsheng put down the book and looked at the picture scroll a little puzzled. The crouching Taoist Toad half-opened his eyelids and turned over lazily, revealing his soft belly.

"How does a teacher know?"

Speaking of this, he suddenly sat up and scratched his belly with his webbed head: "However, I used to have a wife when I was a teacher."

Lu Liangsheng was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became interested.

"Then how did Master marry Master's wife? How do you get along with each other on weekdays?"

Toad smacked his lips, stroked his short chin, narrowed his eyes, sat upright, and looked serious.

"It's not that complicated. The teacher asked her if she would like to marry the old man. She didn't say anything, and she acquiesced if she didn't say anything, and then they went to marry each other... As for getting along, hehe, most of the time the old man talked outside, and she listened quietly inside." on."

"and then?"

"Then? It must be dead, otherwise the old man will put you here for the elderly?!" Taoist Toad lay down again, crossed his legs and put it on the other leg, shaking and shaking: "Male and female love, ask the old man a demon Xiu, oh..."

Lu Liangsheng patted his forehead, sure enough, why did he ask Master for such a thing, the room was tidied up, he changed into a darker robe, and looked back at the bed.

"Master, go down the mountain and go back to the village to have a wedding wine."

"No, I'll bring some back to Wei Shi when the time comes, remember to add more braised pork, the fatty kind!"

After ordering the dishes, Taoist Toad yawned and got into the bed again. Over there, Lu Liangsheng probably thought that Master was affected by the end of autumn and winter, so he didn't care, so he nodded and went down the mountain.

Hearing the sound of footsteps going away from the door, the sleepy toad under the quilt suddenly opened its eyes, then lifted the quilt and slid to the ground along the foot of the bed, ran behind the door, leaned against it and listened for a while, confirming that Lu Liangsheng had left, hurriedly He ran to the bookshelf compartment, pouted his buttocks and pulled out the gourd from inside.

"Master Toad, what are you doing?"

Hearing the sound of ding ding dong dong, Hong Lian leaned out of the scroll and looked curiously at Taoist Toad with the gourd on his back. The latter ran across the ground with flippers and glanced at her.

"How can you, a little female ghost, know about the old man's affairs!"

Pulling open the door, slipping out, running through the sun, into the woods, along the familiar path, dragging his excited tongue around his mouth, ran back to the former grotto, and slammed the boulder shut.

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As the sun rose above the clouds, Lu Liangsheng's figure became blurred and condensed for a while. After returning to the village for a while, the suona blew a festive sound, and a red cloth was hung at the entrance of the village, with a big red flower hanging high in the middle At the top of the village square, a few children were chasing and playing around with their trouser legs and bare feet, and they were reprimanded by women who helped wash dishes and cook vegetables, so they were more honest.

Amidst the din of yelling and yelling, someone yelled: "Slaughter the pigs and sheep, and prepare to cook!"

A few pigs and sheep were tied up not far away, and Lu Pan led Lu Xi and Lu Qing to go there shirtless, and picked up the pigs and sheep over there.

Heh heh heh!

The big fat pig looked at the strong men with knives, struggled, kicked their hooves and screamed vigorously in his arms. Soon, he sat naked and quietly circled the long table and remained motionless.

Lu Pan patted his trousers, which had been kicked dirty by pig's trotters, and turned his head to see Lu Liangsheng approaching, with stubble all over his face, revealing a mouthful of big yellow teeth.

"Liangsheng, go back and call your parents, and come out for a wedding later!"

"When will you have your wedding wine! We're still waiting." Lu Qing and Lu Xi laughed out loud,

Lu Liangsheng just smiled and walked to the small courtyard that was almost built.

From a distance, he could see his father Lu Laoshi squatting outside the yard, playing with the fence and inserting it back into the ground. Li Jinhua came out of the house in new clothes, holding Mingyue by his hand. Seeing Lu Liangsheng coming back, the little man rushed to meet him .

"Hello sir!"

"You too." Lu Liangsheng patted his head lightly, "Are you still used to it here?"

Mingyue is also familiar at home, and Li Jinhua often takes her around. This pink and tender little man has a sweet mouth, which is strangely liked by the women in the village.

"Get used to it." Mingyue raised her face and ran back to pull Li Jinhua, "Mother came to see Mingyue at night recently, well, it's outside."

The little finger pointed to the outside of the courtyard, and Li Jinhua's expression on the side was natural. Anyway, I have seen ghosts and demons before. There is nothing to be afraid of a vixen with no malicious intentions, but if the other party comes at night, as long as the husband is not allowed to go out.

After a while, Yu Wentuo and Li Suian also came down from the attic. The three of them changed into clean outfits, and finally felt like a young girl. Waiting for the younger sister to come out of the room, Li Jinhua pinched her husband's ear and dragged her from the ground. Get up, swearing, and then go to the wedding banquet with your son and a group of teenagers.

Most of the weddings and funerals in the village are arranged on the dam with a dozen or twenty tables. The tables, chairs, and benches are made by every household. There are pillars at the four corners, and red strings are hung with lanterns and red cloth. Lu Liangsheng naturally recognized it when it was full of happy characters. He was a few years younger than him, with a simple and honest face, a big red flower hanging on his chest, and he could see the back molars so much that he smiled at everyone.

After that, the bride came in from the entrance of the village. It was a girl from Beicun, wearing a certain red hijab. A group of people burst into laughter and excitement. After the couple worshiped the world, ancestors, and parents, they followed Lu Pan and shouted loudly:

"The bridegroom is busy going to the bridal chamber, let's have a feast, eat meat and drink!!"

Under the golden autumn sun, there was a lot of noise above the village, all kinds of vegetables and meat were stir-fried in the pan, and the voices of people were mixed with the scolding of children being called back to their seats by their parents.

Lu Liangsheng, who was sitting in the atmosphere of fireworks, froze for a moment, feeling the simple and noisy atmosphere, and his cultivation base in the Golden Core realm, obviously felt a little bit of ups and downs.

"Fireworks...humanity..."

Chapter 2: The Crucifixion of the Toad

"The food is served, come and take a break, be careful not to splash your clothes!"

There are more than a dozen aunts and uncles serving the dishes, shuttling back and forth between the tables, and the hard dishes come up one after another.

"This is pot-roasted carp, steamed mutton, and red-boiled fat sausage... The Dazhu spoon that is in charge of the spoon today serves well, and the dishes taste good."

At the table, Li Jinhua gave a piece of meat to Mingyue whose legs were dangling on the low stool, and elbowed his son beside him.

"What are you looking at, don't hurry up and eat."

"Well, I'm eating"

Lu Liangsheng responded with a smile, and picked up a few mouthfuls of vegetables casually. The joyful atmosphere in the canopy made his cultivation level rise, which was a bit strange, and the method of "The Righteous Way of the Universe" he practiced did not absorb the fireworks of the world like this.

etc…..

Is it related to calligraphy, painting and enlightenment? Before, he had thought about practicing the three at the same time. The book cultivated the awe-inspiring, the scroll painting replaced the truth with fantasy, and the righteous universe improved the cultivation level. Both affect.....

Thinking of this, Lu Liangsheng suddenly had a vague understanding, like looking out of the window with a layer of paper, and the outline can be vaguely seen.

At this table, there were two other villagers. The men in the family were sweating profusely, and simply took off their clothes, and they drank and ate meat with others shirtless.

One of them put down his wine glass and also took off his clothes.

"...The businessman who often sells fish here, passed by our village a few days ago, drank at my house and talked about outside, hey, you don't know, there are fights along the rivers and rivers!"

People in the mountains have no news, and basically rely on the outside news brought by traders who come and go from south to north. When they hear something, they can repeat it four or five times in their mouths, and they don't bother to say it.

He had heard that there was going to be a war half a month ago. As soon as the man opened his mouth, even the people at the next table gathered around with bowls, urging him to speak quickly.

"Don't stop, did shopkeeper Wang tell you? His words are somewhat reliable."

The man saw Lu Liangsheng also looked over, looked around the crowd with a smile on his face, grabbed his chopsticks excitedly, and continued talking at the top of his voice.

"Isn't that from some dynasty? I heard that the rivers and rivers were destroyed, and the troops stationed on the shore. Looking at the posture, maybe the capital city of the Chen Dynasty will be destroyed in the first month."

The other man who was drinking with him took up the wine jar and filled it up for him.

"Where is it so easy to break the capital? I heard people say that the city wall of the capital is much higher than our Fushui County. Let alone more than ten feet high, how did that person climb up?!"

"Listen to people bragging, how can it be as high as the city wall?"

"It's none of our business, if it's broken, it's broken. As long as you don't lack food and clothing, and live a miserable life before, it doesn't matter who will be the emperor."

"That's right, that's right, today is Er Niu's happy day, what are you talking about, come and continue drinking!"

During this period of time in the village, it was rare to have a wedding. Taking advantage of the lively atmosphere, a group of people ate wildly and poured wine on each other.

The sun slanted slightly at noon, Lu Liangsheng ate for half an hour, and felt that it was about the same. He greeted his mother, told the three teenagers over there to be more polite, and left the table. He also carried a bowl of corn rice in his hand. Red boiled soup, more than a dozen slices of fat meat, mutton and shaved fish are piled up, just looking at it will make your index finger move.

Back at Qixia Mountain, there was no Taoist Toad in the thatched hut, instead he was sitting at the end of the bed waiting for the food to be brought.

"Strange."

Lu Liangsheng put the food on the table, "Hong Lian, have you seen where my master has gone?"

On the wall of the withered vines, a beautiful figure floated from the scroll hanging on the wall, fell to the ground and walked.

"Master Toad carried a gourd on his back, and went out mysteriously. Asked him, but he didn't say anything."

"Well... Maybe I was in a hurry and went out for a walk."

Lu Liangsheng looked at the steaming rice on the table, sighed, pushed it aside, and warmed it up for him when the master came back, then took out the book and continued to read and sort it out, what he wanted to teach the three teenagers .

'It's not easy to be a teacher.... '

As for the battle heard during the banquet, it was quickly forgotten in the sea of ​​words.

Outside the half-opened window, the sun was shining brightly. The withered and yellow forest swayed slightly at the foot of the mountain, and the forest with dappled light stretched up. Behind a boulder, there was a cave with bright lights. Crush it and sprinkle it on the four corners of the magic circle drawn on the ground.

Afterwards, he sat cross-legged on the side, with his webbed on his knees, fixed his eyes on the black-striped gourd in the middle of the formation, and absorbed the powder of the elixir, then got up and exhaled a foul breath, wiping the sweat on his face.

"At this time, Liangsheng should be back, hurry back...and the old man's delicious braised pork!"

Suck!

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, he put the gourd back on his back, turned around and walked to the boulder, and waved the frog web lightly.

The boulder stood there motionless.

Taoist Toad spread his webs and took a look, feeling that the magic power in his body was still wandering cautiously, so he slapped his forehead immediately.

"...The old man repaired the gourd, but forgot to save the mana to open the door... It's my mother!!"

The frog web hangs down and is carried on the back, staring at the boulder with a serious expression, slowly raising the face of the toad, half-closed the bean-sized eyes.

"It seems that the old man can only use another method, although it is a bit embarrassing..."

The half-closed eyes of the toad suddenly widened, and the two short legs were bent and tensed. The next moment, with a sudden kick, it rushed towards the boulder.

"Come on, the old man is trapped!!"

The frog web slapped the stone door vigorously and shouted loudly.

"Good life—"

"Have you heard the voice of the teacher?! The teacher is here!!"

The roaring sound was isolated from the inside of the cave, and there was hardly any sound outside the huge stone door. The bright sun gradually turned red when the breeze blew by. handwriting on paper.

Lu Liangsheng put down his pen, stretched his waist, saw Xia Guang, was stunned for a moment, looked at the cold food at the table, frowned and stood up.

"Master, what happened?!"

He stretched out his cuff and pinched out the finger, but there was no sense of evil spirit.

' was isolated. '

At this time, Hong Lian also came out of the painting, seeing Lu Liangsheng frowning and the cold food at the table, he naturally felt something was wrong.

"Did something happen to Master Toad?"

"I don't know, search the mountains first!"

Lu Liangsheng didn't say much, he opened the door, and his figure turned into an afterimage in the sunlight and ran to the mountain. Hong Lian also knew what he should do, took the painting leather cover, and quickly went down the mountain, in case Master Toad Want to aunt them?

At the same time as they parted, Lu Liangsheng, who was going to the mountain, was also sensing around by arranging the magic circle in the mountain. Only a slight wisp of evil spirit might be left by the master.

Following this faint evil spirit, he came to the grotto where the master and apprentice met for the first time, where the evil spirit was cut off.

Master ran inside?

When Lu Liangsheng passed by, he vaguely heard words like mosquitoes coming through the cracks in the stone.

"...Liangsheng... is about to starve to death as a teacher."

"Who has passed through here... Get rid of this stone..."

"I haven't eaten the braised pork yet...haven't eaten the banquet...quack..."

The yellowish light was burning quietly, the black-striped gourd was thrown aside, Taoist Toad stretched his legs, his belly was bright, and he sat weakly against the stone door, shouting without a sound, his voice was a little hoarse.