I am a primitive

When Junior Brother Sha was in Datribe, he ate twice, and it was Shenzi who did it.

After eating those two times, he wished he could swallow his tongue together.

After Shenzi ate a few pieces, he sighed full of regret and said that there was no flour, and it tasted bad. If there is flour, wrap the small fish in flour, and fry them, what will happen? .

This made Junior Brother Sha, who couldn't stop eating the fried fish, and the others all fall into a state of sluggishness.

This is already an incomparably delicious food for them to eat, but Shenzi said that there is still a way to make it even better. Why doesn't this surprise him?

While munching on the small fried fish, I kept fantasizing about how miraculous the wheat that can grind flour is, and by the way, I imagined how unparalleled the fried small fish wrapped in flour was. tasty.

The lame old primitive man walked up to Junior Brother Sha and saw what Junior Brother Sha and several others were busy with. He was extremely resolute at first and was about to say farewell. Changed taste.

Although Junior Brother Sha doesn't understand whether to change it or not...

"#￥%..."

The old primitive asked, and pointed at Xiaoyu who was being punished by Brother Sha and the others.

While saying these words, the old primitive couldn't help swallowing back a mouthful of saliva.

This is a problem he developed after staying in the Qingque tribe for a while.

Because the food of the Qingque Tribe is so delicious that he always drools involuntarily.

"This is a small fish, wait for the fried small fish to eat."

Junior Brother Sha squatted there and responded in Mandarin.

This is not because of what he heard the old primitive man said, but because he understood the old primitive man's gestures.

This is the advantage of body language.

Regarding the thoughts of these people, Junior Brother Sha has a very thorough grasp.

In fact, it doesn't matter how thorough it is, as long as there is such a sharp weapon as food, it can attract the minds of several people very well.

After all, even Junior Brother Sha, whose living standards have been greatly improved in the past few years, can't hold back some of the food they have produced these days, let alone the old primitive people who have been living in dire straits and have not even eaten salt. people who have passed...

Tomorrow, tomorrow must go back!

The old primitive man, who ate more than a dozen fried and crispy fish, was lying on the soft kang made of hay in the residential area of ​​Tongshan, looking at the completely darkened sky outside, mouth full of saliva Reminiscing about the delicious taste of fried fish, while full of remorse and anxiety, I once again made a firm determination to myself that I must leave tomorrow...

At the same time, Junior Brother Sha, who was lying on the kang, was staring at him, thinking about whether he would cook a dish of mapo tofu tomorrow, or a dish of honey barbecue, or a dish of steamed fish...

Han Cheng is not here, and he doesn't know what's going on here. If he knew, he would definitely think of those two foreign friends who determined to eat all the Chinese food when they went to Sichuan to study abroad, and three years later, they still haven't left Sichuan. ...

Of course, Junior Brother Sha was not bored, and he felt uncomfortable with too much food so that he would not consume it, so he kept recalling the meals that the Son of God made, cooking and eating them in different ways.

The reason why he did this was because on the one hand he wanted to imitate the Son of God in order to show the power and abundance of the tribe, and on the other hand he wanted to use this to keep these few people in his tribe for a few more days.

He wanted to keep a few people here for a few more days because he wanted these people to feel the kindness and abundance of his tribe more deeply, so that they could come to his tribe again in the future.

And slowly develop into those tribes around the big tribe, the relationship with their own tribe is the same.

In this matter, Junior Brother Sha has fully developed his brains.

Not to mention the rest, just from the food production, you can see his unscrupulousness.

When making delicious heavy food every day, from the beginning to the end, he will sway in front of several people from time to time intentionally or unintentionally.

And in terms of food time, it is also very well controlled. Every day, the preparations start in the morning, and the gluttons of the old primitive people are constantly seduced, but when the food is completely prepared, it must be the sun setting. At dusk, after eating, the sky was just dark.

Once it gets dark, naturally there is no way to continue on the road...

Three days later, the old primitive man who was still limping didn't dare to stay in the Qingque tribe any longer, so he called out several other people at dawn, and with a few reluctant people, he said goodbye to Junior Brother Sha with gestures.

Even in order to leave early, I didn't even plan to eat breakfast in the Tongshan residential area.

He didn't dare to stay here any longer, because he was worried that if he stayed here for a while, he would see Junior Brother Sha continue to make delicious food, and then they would not be able to leave today.

Junior brother Sha saw the old primitive man's resolute expression, and suddenly couldn't help but want to laugh.

But this time he didn't prepare any delicious food, because he felt that these people really needed to leave.

So he nodded and agreed to the old primitive man's farewell, then turned around and prepared to pack some things for the old primitive man to bring.

Seeing Junior Brother Sha's movements, the old primitive man's hair was about to stand on end, and he didn't care about his injured leg. He was leaning on a stick with one hand, and was about to run outside while pulling another person beside him with the other. He didn't dare for a moment. stay here for a while...

Junior brother Sha saw the posture of these people and knew that they had misunderstood, so he immediately turned back and watched them wave their hands for a long time before making them stay in doubt.

Being afraid of being eaten by extremely delicious and unrepeated food, such a thing the old primitive people never dreamed of before, but today it really happened like this...

About an hour later, the old primitive who walked with a limp and couldn't run as fast as the wind took the lead, and led five other people who turned back three times at a step, and walked out of the Tongshan residential area built by the main body with stones.

Reach out and touch the many things on your back, and then carefully recall the experience of the past few days, and look at those strong and kind people standing on top of the weird caves and waving at them, old primitive people It just feels like a dream.

When he was leading these people in the tribe to see if the evil Soaring Snake Tribe had left, he had already made some preparations in case he was caught and killed by the Soaring Snake Tribe.

Unexpectedly, after coming here, everything has changed, beyond all his expectations.

The evil Soaring Snake Tribe disappeared from here. The reason for the disappearance was not that they voluntarily migrated away, but were directly wiped out by this tribe.

What surprised him the most was here. This tribe was not only powerful, able to wipe out the evil Soaring Snake tribe in one fell swoop, but also very kind.

Faced with people like them who offended the tribe unintentionally, not only did they not kill them, but they also ate, drank and entertained them. When they left, they even gave them so many precious things to take with them.

It's... really unbelievable, really touching.

"#￥￥%D...!"

Among the team, the primitive woman who had tied up the unique hemp flower identification of the Qingque tribe turned around and shouted loudly at Junior Brother Sha and the others standing on the wall.

She meant that she would definitely come back.

Different from the superficiality of several male primitives in the same company, she has a more intuitive and deeper understanding and feeling of the powerful fighting power of the Qingque tribe and the delicious food, so she is even more reluctant to leave when she walks up.

If it weren't for the persistence of the old primitive man, she wouldn't have planned to leave this time.

Han Dashenzi once said that if you want to keep a woman's heart, you must have good cooking skills and be able to satisfy a woman's mouth. Looking at it now, this sentence is indeed true.

After standing here and looking at it for a while, under the leadership of the old primitive man, these talents continued to walk forward reluctantly.

They walked all the way to the place where they couldn't see the Tongshan residential area, and these people couldn't help but look back...

On the fence of the Tongshan residential area, Junior Brother Sha looked at the direction in which these people left, with a smile on his face.

Judging from the reactions of these people, these people have already established contact with their own tribe, and with the salt that I gave them, these people will come in the future.