I'm just an actor
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If the "Transformers" universe takes shape, maybe it will have the influence of the Avengers if it continues to develop. For a fan of Transformers like him, just thinking about it will climax.
Then, Zhang Hai was hit violently.
"What the hell is this plot broken?" Zhang Hai complained.
He turned his head and glanced.
He Mingxuan opened his mouth wide, and the saliva flowed to the corner of his mouth, obviously falling asleep.
Zhang Hai: "..."
Seeing He Mingxuan sleeping so soundly, he also felt a little sleepy.
The main reason is that the plot of "Transformers 5" is so bad that even fans like him can't stand it.
Optimus Prime, who has always protected the earth as his hometown, suddenly turned black in "Transformers 5", tearing Bumblebee apart, and then suddenly awakened because of Bumblebee's affectionate confession...
The whole play has no story, no logic, all routines, smelly and long, and the whole process is full of urine.Moreover, Longguo's advertisements can be seen everywhere. The more Zhang Hai looked at it, the more he suspected that "Transformers 5" was actually not a series of Transformers, but an advertisement made by Longguo's company, with some movie plots mixed in.
Real Dragon Capital invaded Hollywood and smashed Hollywood to the ground.
At the end, Zhang Hai also fell asleep.
After the movie was finished, Zhang Hai and He Mingxuan woke up leisurely and wiped the corners of their mouths at the same time.
A fat brother in his twenties next to the two wanted to applaud, but the audience stopped him with silence.
Leaving the screening hall of "Transformers 5", He Mingxuan turned on the poisonous tongue mode: "This is the "Transformers" that you strongly recommend by the five stars? It really is rotten, and it fits your taste very well."
Zhang Hai couldn't refute, so he could only forcefully say: "Michael Bay is too rubbish, he didn't capture the essence of "Transformers" at all."
"'Transformers' has a ghost essence? Isn't it the Autobot transformation?" He Mingxuan said.
Zhang Hai: "..."
In fact, the road is as simple as it is, if "Transformers" can be filmed around the transformation of the Autobots, it will be a great success.
It's a pity that the road is simple, but people are complicated.
After watching "Transformers 5", Zhang Hai no longer wants to be tortured in the cinema.
But He Mingxuan didn't let him run away.
"I haven't watched "Fengshen 3" yet, don't rush to leave."
""Transformers 5" is so bad, "Fengshen 3" can only be worse." Zhang Haidao.
"Without an investigation, there is no right to speak. Now you can only say that "Transformers 5" is bad, and "Fengshen 3" is finished."
"After watching it, I'll finish it. At worst, I'll be disgusted again. I'll leave it here. Longguo can't make good special effects blockbusters."
Two and a half hours later.
Zhang Hai's face was swollen.
He Mingxuan beat him.
After watching "Feng Shen 3", He Mingxuan felt that his blood was boiling all over, and he couldn't control himself completely without moving his hands.
So he bravely went up to Zhang Hai A.
Then the two played GG together.
"You are sick, beat me. Why?" Zhang Hai was angry.
He Mingxuan put his hips on his hips and laughed loudly: "Spy, I just want to ask you if you are convinced? Is "Fengshen 3" any good?"
Zhang Hai: "..."
One thing to say, it's really beautiful.
He took it.
It turned out that he thought that "Transformers 5" would beat "Fengshen 3".
Now it seems that hanging is hanging.
Just reversed the order.
Chapter 904
The box office of "Transformers 5" on the first day was 2000 million.
The box office of "Feng Shen 3" on the first day was 9000 million.
That is to say, Yueguan wants to face.
Otherwise, you can directly advertise [-] million yuan.
But that's not necessary.
4.5 times the crushing is enough to explain everything, there is no need to falsify, lest the real become a fake.
When the box office data came out, it was Michael Bay who suffered the most.
It shouldn't be like this.
You must know that in "Transformers 5", he has received a lot of placement advertisements from Longguo Company, and he is also very friendly to people from Longguo. Even the entire "Transformers 5" actually treats Longguo as a A big ticket warehouse to please.
This is even more so when the ugly country loses its homeland.
However... "You see that Michael Bay is no longer a threat to us, so you stand up and be a good person?" Liu Yifei asked.The reality is so cruel.You see that Michael Bay is no longer a threat to us, so you stand up and be a good person? " Liu Yifei asked. The reality is so cruel. Michael Bay cried: "I really haven't hacked "Fengshen 3". "
All the creators of "Transformers 5" looked at each other in blank dismay.
What was written in the newspapers is convincing, but in fact they don't know whether Michael Bay has hacked "Fengshen 3".
After all, Wai Guoren took Longguo's money and then scolded Longguo's streets. This has not happened once or twice abroad.
They have seen a lot, so when the newspaper reported it, they actually believed it.
Looking at the faces of this group of people, Michael Bay felt even more uncomfortable.
"Fuck, even you don't believe me."
"Director, I trust you."
The hero stood up bravely.
Michael Bay expressed his relief.
Some people still believe me.
"Director, I trust you too."
This time it was the translator who stood up.
And he took out his phone.
"Yueguan was interviewed and mentioned your matter."
Michael Bay immediately watched the video of Yueguan being interviewed on his mobile phone.
In the video, Yue Guan is very serious in apologizing for Michael Bay:
"Director Michael Bay who directed "Transformers 5" was hyped on the Internet before, and he dismissed "Feng Shen 3". I personally don't believe it. I asked someone to check the full video of Director Michael Bay's interview. I found that Michael Bay actually didn't mean to look down on us from the beginning to the end.
He is a crooked nut, and it is normal that he has not watched the "Fengshen" series of movies, so it is normal for him not to know about "Fengshen 3".I personally believe that Michael Bay has no malice towards us, and I hope that friends in the media will stop playing with the rhythm and deliberately provoke the antagonism between us. Thank you, peace and love. "
After listening to the translator's translation, Michael Bayton burst into tears: "Yueguan, good man."
……
At the same time, Yue Haoren Guan was being ridiculed by Liu Yifei.
Liu Yifei said that she raised her posture.
"Yue Guan, it's really a pity that you didn't end up participating in "The Battle of the Forbidden Top". If you participated in "The Battle of the Forbidden Top", how could there be any trouble? All the female stars must be fighting together." But you."
Facing Liu Yifei's sarcasm, Yue Guan puffed out his chest and proudly said: "That's right, you won't be afraid if you come to me together."
There are plug-ins to transform the body, that is to have confidence.
Liu Yifei: "... There seems to be something wrong with you. It's over, but I can understand it. Yueguan, it's all your fault for leading me into trouble."
What does Yue care about saying this has to do with him?
It is said that those who are close to vermilion are those who are red and those who are close to ink are black. My Yueguan is a man of glory and glory. If others have been with me for a long time, they will only be infected by my noble character and become better.
As long as there is something bad that changes, it must have nothing to do with me.
[Emperor Qi +30. 】
……
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The box office of "Transformers 5" on the first day was 2000 million.
The box office of "Feng Shen 3" on the first day was 9000 million.
That is to say, Yueguan wants to face.
Otherwise, you can directly advertise [-] million yuan.
But that's not necessary.
4.5 times the crushing is enough to explain everything, there is no need to falsify, lest the real become a fake.
When the box office data came out, it was Michael Bay who suffered the most.
It shouldn't be like this.
You must know that in "Transformers 5", he has received a lot of placement advertisements from Longguo Company, and he is also very friendly to people from Longguo. Even the entire "Transformers 5" actually treats Longguo as a A big ticket warehouse to please.
This is even more so when the ugly country loses its homeland.
however……
The reality is so cruel.
Michael Bay cried: "I really haven't hacked "Fengshen 3"."
All the creators of "Transformers 5" looked at each other in blank dismay.
What was written in the newspapers is convincing, but in fact they don't know whether Michael Bay has hacked "Fengshen 3".
After all, Wai Guoren took Longguo's money and then scolded Longguo's streets. This has not happened once or twice abroad.
They have seen a lot, so when the newspaper reported it, they actually believed it.
Looking at the faces of this group of people, Michael Bay felt even more uncomfortable.
"Fuck, even you don't believe me."
"Director, I trust you."
The hero stood up bravely.
Michael Bay expressed his relief.
Some people still believe me.
"Director, I trust you too."
This time it was the translator who stood up.
And he took out his phone.
"Yueguan was interviewed and mentioned your matter."
Michael Bay immediately watched the video of Yueguan being interviewed on his mobile phone.
In the video, Yue Guan is very serious in apologizing for Michael Bay:
"Director Michael Bay who directed "Transformers 5" was hyped on the Internet before, and he dismissed "Feng Shen 3". I personally don't believe it. I asked someone to check the full video of Director Michael Bay's interview. I found that Michael Bay actually didn't mean to look down on us from the beginning to the end.
He is a crooked nut, and it is normal that he has not watched the "Fengshen" series of movies, so it is normal for him not to know about "Fengshen 3".I personally believe that Michael Bay has no malice towards us, and I hope that friends in the media will stop playing with the rhythm and deliberately provoke the antagonism between us. Thank you, peace and love. "
After listening to the translator's translation, Michael Bayton burst into tears: "Yueguan, good man."
……
At the same time, Yue Haoren Guan was being ridiculed by Liu Yifei.
Liu Yifei said that she raised her posture.
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