I'm just an actor

This is indeed his first step into the mainstream film industry. For Shen Teng, he actually values ​​this film more than Da Tiantian and Yue Guan.

If Yueguan and Da Tiantian failed, they would fail. This movie was originally a work for them to play tickets.

But if Shen Teng fails, he won't have such a good chance if he wants to fight in the film industry for the second time.

So he is not very gambled.

Hearing what Da Tiantian said, Shen Teng hesitated for a moment, but still took the initiative to say: "Yueguan, you are the director, you can just make up your mind."

The implication is to give in.

If Yue Guan is willing to use his friends, then of course he has no objections as an actor.

If not, he did his best.

Yue Guan nodded: "Let me think about it again, it will take about half a month before the crew is formally established, so there is no rush."

Da Tiantian glanced at Yueguan, and offered to propose: "Yueguan, I actually have an idea."

"what idea?"

"We can invite those skit actors from the Spring Festival Gala to perform. Their prices are cheap and their nationality is high." Da Tiantian said seriously: "I only thought of it when I saw Brother Teng. In fact, some sketch actors who often go to the Spring Festival Gala Lu The popularity is still very good.”

She hadn't seen Shen Teng's works other than sketches, but when she saw Shen Teng's familiar face, she didn't feel disgusted, but wanted to laugh.

This is the value given to Shen Teng by the sketches in the Spring Festival Gala.

And now Shen Teng is not a big deal in the Spring Festival Gala.

Many sketch actors are much more famous than Shen Teng.

And like Da Tiantian said, they are not expensive.

Yue Guan's eyes lit up: "Tiantian, you can really consider this suggestion, isn't it called a fool with a thousand chances, and one will win."

He really didn't expect to be able to do this.

But if you think about it carefully, it is indeed possible.

Fan Wei, Feng Gong, Guo Donglin, Guo Da, and even the Northeast King were invited to play cameo roles, and the audience laughed even without their performance.

And a comedy can make the audience laugh, what more bicycle is needed?

Yue Guan is not Xu Zheng, and he doesn't want to single-handedly win the box office. He has no obsessions. If he has any, it is to make comedy films as funny as possible.

The more Yue Guan thought about it, the more he felt that there was a door.

But Da Tiantian became angry after hearing his words: "Yueguan, please explain to me, what is a fool with a thousand chances?"

Yueguan thought for a while and asked Da Tiantian: "Tiantian, I will test your question. The foreign businessman has 500 yuan and wants to buy 100 plush toys. There must be little lions and chickens in the 100 plush toys. The lions have a lot of money every day. 6 yuan each, 2 yuan each chick, you have to spend exactly 500 yuan. May I ask how many little lions and chickens can a foreign businessman buy?"

Da Tiantian's eyes widened and he didn't speak for a long time.

Yue Guan spread his hands.

No wonder Guan Xiaotong is a top student, aren't you?

You can't even solve linear equations in two variables.

Yue Guan gave himself a thumbs up.

He can.

According to logical reasoning, a star who can solve linear equations in two variables = Xueba, so he = Xueba, there is nothing wrong with him.

Chapter 558 Big Brother Taking the Lead [Reward and update for "Xu Lili"]

Da Tiantian was driven into autism by Yueguan with a junior high school math problem.

Yue Guan turned his gaze to Shen Teng.

"Brother Fuji, can you do this?"

Shen Teng coughed lightly, and said seriously: "Of course I will. This is a topic for primary school students, and I don't hesitate to do it."

Hearing what Shen Teng said, Da Tiantian became even more autistic.

Could it be that I am really a fool?

The corner of Yue Guan's mouth ticked: "Brother Teng, how many little lions and chickens can foreign businessmen buy?"

Shen Teng coughed lightly again: "Let's leave this kind of primary school students' questions to Miss Jing, and I won't grab it. Yueguan, if you want to invite celebrities, I actually have a suggestion."

Yue Guan didn't expose Shen Teng's routine of changing the subject, but smiled lightly: "What suggestion?"

Shen Teng wiped the cold sweat off his head.

It was almost exposed.

It doesn't matter if Yue Guan sees it, he didn't expect to be able to hide it from Yue Guan.

Just don't let Da Tiantian find out.

What he said just now was just to change the subject, so he never thought of a real suggestion.

But that's all for the sake of it, and it's not appropriate not to mention some suggestions.

Blessed to the heart, Shen Teng really thought of a good idea: "The story of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is that Wang Duoyu, who I played, became the sole heir of the insurance tycoon Mrs. Wang, with an inheritance of tens of billions! But Mrs. Wang gave a The very strange condition is that Wang Duoyu is required to spend one billion within a month, and he must not tell the people around him, otherwise he will lose his inheritance rights. At the beginning of the story, Mrs. Wang is dead, and there is only a video record, and he is responsible for handling this matter. The person responsible for the incident is Mrs. Wang's housekeeper."

"And then?" Yue Guan asked.

"It was revealed at the end that this housekeeper and Mrs. Wang are actually lovers, and both of them are men."

"Correct."

This is actually a setting that enhances the comedy effect, and it can also explain why Mrs. Wang has no children.

"Strictly speaking, you should call me Er Nai."

This line has more than comedic effect.

Of course, being able to make people laugh is the greatest meaning.

Shen Teng didn't think too much about it, he just wanted to divert the topic away from the topic, so he suggested: "Let's bring Liu Huohua and Hu Jun to comeo."

Yue Guan raised his eyebrows, and instantly got what Shen Teng meant: "Wait for the popularity of "Lan Yu"?"

"Yes." Shen Teng didn't deny it either.

This is clearly just rubbing heat.

But Yue Guan thought about it briefly, then shook his head and said, "Whether it's Mrs. Wang or his housekeeper, they shouldn't be too young. Liu Huohua and Hu Jun are not of the right age. There is no need to make up for this kind of urban drama."

The main reason is that I don't look like an old man even with makeup on.

Special effects technology can do it. For example, the old version of the US team in "Avengers 4" uses technical means to age the young US team.

Now the special effects company under the name of Yue Guan can also do this.

But for an urban comedy, isn't there something wrong with spending that kind of money?

Yue Guan disagreed, and Shen Teng had no objection either.

Anyway, let's get the topic out of the way.

Shen Teng did not expect that Da Tiantian is not a person who gives up easily.

He managed to bring the topic to the movie, and Da Tiantian brought the topic back:

"Yueguan, how many little lions and chickens can you buy?"

Both Yue Guan and Shen Teng coughed loudly.

Da Tiantian saw the unnatural expressions of the two, and her IQ began to rise: "You can't do it, can you?"

Yue Guan: "...Hey, hey, don't bring such scolding. Brother Teng can do it, but I can't?"

Shen Teng: "..."

Da Tiantian's eyes shifted to Shen Teng: "Brother Teng, you can solve this question, I want to know the answer."

Shen Teng coughed again, and said sternly: "Let's leave the opportunity to Yueguan. I'm getting old, so I won't grab this kind of opportunity."

"I feel that neither of you can do it. Is this a high-level math problem in college?" Da Tiantian doubted.

Yue Guan sighed helplessly.

Worried about the quality education in our country.

"This is a fart college advanced math problem. I really don't know how to do that kind of problem, but I still know how to do this kind of junior high school math problem. Let the number of lions be x, and the number of chickens be 100-x. Write the equation: 6x+, 5. Then the lion is 75 and the chicken is 25."

"It's as simple as that. Advanced mathematics in college is ten times more difficult than this. You underestimate the height of advanced mathematics."

Da Tiantian and Shen Teng looked at Yueguan as if they were looking at a god.

"Amazing."

"Yueguan, you are really a master of learning."

Yue Guan was angry: "You are the top student, and your whole family is a top student."

A student who can solve a linear equation in two variables is considered a bird.

He can't afford to lose this man.

Da Tiantian and Shen Teng looked at each other, neither of them could understand Yueguan's anger.

Da Tiantian said with emotion: "This is the humility of Xueba."

Shen Teng nodded in agreement.

Yue Guan: "..."

No wonder Dr. Zhai swells.

Although Dr. Zhai doesn't know what HowNet is, his knowledge may really be at the level of a master in the entertainment industry.

As for Yueguan, it belongs to the kind of rare existence, which is why Da Tiantian and Shen Teng are so horrified.

But Yueguan didn't feel the slightest sense of accomplishment.

"Forget it, I won't talk nonsense with you. Brother Teng, try to write down the lines as much as possible, is it okay?"

"No...no problem." Even Da Tiantian could hear Shen Teng's guilty tone.

"Can't Brother Teng remember the lines?" Da Tiantian was puzzled.

Although she doesn't know linear equations in two variables, she still has no problem memorizing her lines.

Why did Shen Teng answer so guilty?

Shen Teng hurried to remedy: "Remember, you must remember."

"It's best to memorize them all, otherwise it will affect your performance rhythm. And if there are really many teachers on the set, you won't even be able to remember the lines, and spreading the word will not affect you very well." Yue Guan reminded .

Shen Teng knew that Yue Guan was telling the truth

"Director, don't worry, I will remember."

Yue Guan was actually not very relieved.

The fact that Shen Teng couldn't remember his lines had been in the news, and it seemed that this thing really needed talent.

Some people just have a bad memory.

But in terms of comedy, his talent really crushes 99% of people.

Maybe God is really fair.

Yue Guan had nothing to do about it.

If you can't remember it, you can't remember it. Anyway, when the time comes to shoot on-site, I really can't remember the lines. The embarrassing thing is Shen Teng, not him.

As long as it doesn't affect the quality of the shot.

Judging from Shen Teng's works, it is obvious that the problem is not big.

So Yueguan is not particularly worried.

"Tiantian, are you okay here?"

"Definitely no problem."

"Then both of you should get ready, you will officially join the crew within two weeks, and I will take care of the rest of the crew in these two weeks."

Da Tiantian's suggestion is practical.