At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty

He has ruled the world for more than 30 years, wiped out the world's princes and foreign barbarians, defeated countless opponents, and killed people like hemp. No matter what kind of problems and enemies he can use his shamelessness and double standards to find a way to deal with them.

Even the entire existence of the gentry was uprooted and destroyed humanely by him, abruptly turning the trend of history and embarking on another unimagined path. The cruelty of the means is unprecedented in ancient and modern times.

But against the menopausal Cao Lan, he was helpless, just like a rabbit tied to a stake facing a gray wolf baring its teeth, it was a dead end.

Guo Zifeng, who swept the world and was invincible in all directions, also has today?

Guo couldn't help feeling very absurd.

He still wanted to struggle.

"Alan, that's not what I meant..."

"Then what do you mean?"

"I……"

Guo Peng opened his mouth, but he couldn't get a word out. His brain was full of plots and tricks, which was useless at this time.

Seeing that the brilliance in Cao Lan's eyes was dimming, the quick wit he had honed over the past 30 years finally played its due role.

"I'm urgent to urinate, yes, I am urgent to urinate, Zhongkang! Stop! Stop! I need convenience!"

At a critical moment, Guo Peng realized that urination escape is the most effective way to escape.

So Guo Peng called to Xu Chu who was outside the car with great joy, asked Xu Chu to arrange for the team to stop, and then swished out of the car.

Guo Peng's speed was so fast that Cao Lan didn't catch his trajectory at all. When the dust settled when he noticed, Guo Peng had already escaped.

Cao Lan was stunned for a while, then lamented that Guo Peng was old, but he was not old at heart, and his legs and feet were very agile. Just this movement, he didn't look like an old guy at all.

There must be some tricks that haven't been used.

You have to be optimistic about him, lest he be lost at the end of the day.

Cao Lan had a huge misunderstanding of Guo Peng.

But Guo Peng managed to escape from the car, quickly got away from Cao Lan's carriage, ran to the front of the team, gained temporary freedom, and temporarily lifted the crisis.

"Your Majesty, a convenient place has been found for you, please."

The loyal Xu Chu walked behind Guo Peng wearing leather armor and leaning on a knife.

"I don't really want to... Forget it, it's better to make it convenient, and save parking later."

Guo Peng nodded and followed Xu Chu to a convenient place.

The place where the team stayed was already deep in the Qinling Mountains, in a valley. If you look up and look around, you can see that there are mountains and mountains all around.

It was already autumn at this time, the weather turned cooler, and under the gusts of cool wind, the trees in the depths of the Qinling Mountains had gradually turned yellow.

Under heavy protection, Guo Peng finished his convenience in the dense forest, shook his body, fastened his trousers, and sighed as he walked out.

Xu Chu, who was guarding Guo Peng on shift today, felt a little strange.

"Is the emperor in a bad mood?"

Guo Peng turned his head to look at the naive Xu Chu, seeing that Xu Chu's temples had also turned white, he couldn't help but sigh.

"Zhongkang, how many years have you followed me?"

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Xu Chu thought about it.

"The minister followed the Supreme Emperor for several years at the earliest. During the early Han Dynasty, he followed the Supreme Emperor to fight in all directions. So far, it has been 22 years."

"It's been 22 years, and you are also my veteran."

Guo Peng patted Xu Chu on the shoulder: "There are some things that I can't tell young people, and I can only talk to old officials. Old officials have been with me for a long time, and they are just like family members. Zhongkang, is your wife the same as you?" Ever had a fight?"

Xu Chu blinked his eyes, his mind was a little lost.

He thought Guo Peng was going to tell him something important about the military, but it turned out to be something related to women.

What's the big deal about women?Can it still make the Supreme Emperor worry?

"This... the overlord, the minister's wife is gentle and virtuous. She has never had any trouble with the minister. When the minister is at home, the minister is the master. When the minister is not at home, the minister's wife is the master."

He answered truthfully.

"Not once?"

"Not once."

"How old is your wife?"

Xu Chu was even more puzzled, but he still answered seriously: "Three out of forty wives."

Guo Peng said "oh", nodded, then looked at Xu Chu, and shook his head again.

"It's not the time yet. When the time comes, you will feel better. Just wait."

"what?"

Xu Chu didn't understand, so he was even more puzzled.

Guo Peng just sighed, then walked forward slowly.

"Zhongkang, what do you think of my achievements?"

Got to the point?

Xu Chu immediately upheld the idea of ​​political correctness, and said, "Your Majesty's achievements are comparable to the ancestors of the first Han Dynasty, Emperor Wu and Guangwu of the later Han Dynasty, and there are few others who can compare."

"Yes."

Guo Peng didn't pretend to be modest: "I leveled the Liuhe, swept the eight wastelands, wiped out the world's princes, bandits, southern barbarians, and northern captives, and established the Wei State. I ask myself that my credit is not low, and my wisdom is not weaker than others. Kang, I never imagined that when half of my body was buried in the ground, I would not be able to comfort a woman."

woman?

Xu Chu frowned.

"Supreme Emperor, what do you mean..."

"Zhongkang, you haven't arrived yet, let me tell you, in a few years, when your wife is in her 50s, you must not mention the word "old" in front of her, otherwise she will think you think she is old , thinking that she is too old and decrepit to be your wife, so she will think wildly.

At that time, it’s not right for you to apologize, it’s not good if you don’t apologize, it’s not good for you to speak, it’s not good if you don’t speak, what you do is wrong, if you don’t do it, it’s still wrong, and if you do it, it’s even worse. Word. "

Guo Peng sighed bitterly.

"what?"

Xu Chu was even more puzzled, with a dazed look on his face, and it took him a while to realize that the woman Guo Peng was talking about might be the most honorable woman in the world today—the Supreme Empress, Cao Lan.

The Supreme Emperor and the Supreme Empress had a conflict?

This... This is a big gossip!

And this is not something that ordinary people should know.

"The Supreme Emperor, do you need me to block the news immediately? I promise not to let anyone know about it! Whoever dares to leak it, I will tell him to move his head!"

Xu Chu's professionalism was fully reflected at this time.

It is about the Supreme Emperor and the Supreme Empress, no matter what happens, it is not a trivial matter!

Guo Peng blinked and looked at Xu Chu strangely.

"Block? Block what... Zhongkang, I'm just complaining, just talking, it's not something important, I didn't ask you to do this, what's there to block?"

After realizing what Xu Chu was thinking, Guo Peng couldn't laugh or cry, and waved his hands again and again.

"Then... this is a big matter. I think the Supreme Emperor should be cautious in his actions, just be cautious in his words and deeds."

"Careful? Am I still not cautious? She has said everything that should be said, and said everything that should not be said. She still... Forget it, maybe it will be fine after a while. In this situation, although she doesn't say anything It’s wrong too, but doing nothing wouldn’t be so wrong.”

Guo Peng felt that this kind of situation usually happened for a while. He said in the past that it had no effect, but it might further anger Cao Lan. If he let it go, maybe she figured it out by herself.

Just thinking about it, Guo Chengzhi walked over from the front.

"Father, it's getting late. The team just stopped. Why don't we just have lunch here? The soldiers should be hungry. Let's eat a little bit, so we can go on our way."

Guo Peng looked at the sky and nodded.

"Alright, Zhongkang, go and talk to the front and back, let's bury the pot and make a meal. People in the deep mountains and old forests should be careful when camping at night."

"According to the order."

Xu Chu clasped his fists in agreement and left quickly.

Leaving Guo Chengzhi behind, he walked to Guo Peng's side.

"Father, you don't seem to be looking well?"

Guo Peng looked at Guo Chengzhi and suddenly had a bold idea.

No matter how much Cao Lan is in menopause, she still likes Guo Chengzhi the grandson the most. A grandma will never get angry with her grandson, right?

Let Guo Chengzhi persuade, maybe it will work wonders!

Chapter 1598 One thousand five hundred and eighty-eight Guo Chengzhi doesn't understand women

No matter how Cao Lan thinks Guo Peng is not pleasing to the eye, whatever he does is wrong, so he simply doesn't do it.

I can't do it with someone else!

Guo Peng felt that if someone else spoke, the effect should be better. Seeing his favorite grandson, Cao Lan's mood should be much better.

After figuring it out, Guo Peng said to Guo Chengzhi in a low voice: "Chengzhi, Daddy has something for you to do now."

"whats the matter?"

Guo Chengzhi asked happily, feeling that he could finally help Guo Peng with something.

"Your eldest mother got angry with elder father because of some trivial matters, and there was no way for elder father to do it now. Go and persuade your eldest mother, she might figure it out and stop fighting with elder father."

"Huh? Eldest mother and elder father are having a fight?"

Guo Chengzhi was a little surprised: "How could it be? How could the eldest mother and the eldest father have trouble with each other?"

"Oh, that's a funny thing to say."

Guo Peng told Guo Chengzhi the ins and outs, dumbfounded, and Guo Chengzhi frowned very tightly.

"Daddy has always been tolerant. How could you get angry with Daddy because of such a trivial matter? Daddy, you didn't do anything else, did you? Daddy is not such a person."

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"No, just that one sentence, your aunt is so angry that she won't forgive me no matter what, no matter what, it's all my fault, I have no choice but to run out of the car."

Guo Peng kept complaining: "When did you hear that I made your aunt angry? I would never do such a thing. It was really just a chat, and she got angry."

Guo Chengzhi scratched his face, thinking about the kind and kind Cao Lan in his memory, but he couldn't imagine her being angry.

"My aunt is not such a person, how could she get angry so easily?"

"Chengzhi, you are still young and you don't understand women. When you reach the age of your eldest father, your wife will do the same when your eldest mother is your age. Then you will know how embarrassing your eldest father is now." .”

"No way?"

Guo Chengzhi couldn't believe it: "Then, grandson, go and ask the aunt what's going on?"

"Okay, you can go and ask. Remember, you must speak in a soft voice and be cautious. You must not be as outspoken as before. Your mother is not in a good temper now."

Guo Peng warned Guo Chengzhi.

How could Guo Chengzhi think it was wrong? How could such a gentle and kind mother get angry casually and lose her temper?

Ever since I was a child, I have never seen my aunt lose her temper!

Guo Chengzhi still felt that Guo Peng must have done something wrong to make Cao Lan so angry.

So he ran to the place where Cao Lan's frame was. At that time, everyone was making plans to bury pots and cook for lunch. Guo Peng's other concubines got out of the car and gathered together to talk. Only Cao Lan Lan disappeared.

Guo Chengzhi met several aunts and grandmas, and then Xia Houlan told Guo Chengzhi that Cao Lan was sulking in the car alone.

Guo Chengzhi nodded, and then ran out of the frame.

"Big Mom, are you in there?"

Cao Lan heard Guo Chengzhi's voice, and opened the curtain of the car.