At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty

Absurd things about the Sanyang Mansion are widely circulated in the Shanyang Kingdom.

It is said that any young woman who has entered the Shanyang mansion is at risk of being pushed down by him as long as she is bumped into by Liu Jian.

It doesn't matter whether you are married or have a husband.

Liu Jian doesn't care, and doesn't care about this woman's identity at all, doesn't care at all.

As long as he saw a woman who was more pleasing to the eye, he became interested, hooked his hands, and asked the guards around him to pick up the woman, find a room closest to him and throw it into it, and then went in with a big smile. The guards stood by the door, Create a safe area for him to enjoy.

Then there was a lot of tossing and tossing, and the Shanyang government had to spend an untold amount of time to wipe his ass and clean up his aftermath.

Chapter 1582 One thousand five hundred and two Liu Jian has indeed grown into a standard last emperor

It has to be said that over the years, Liu Jian has indeed grown into a standard last emperor.

Therefore, he has done many of the absurd things that the last monarch and emperor did in history, except that he did not dare to kill people under the deterrence of the criminal law of the Wei Empire.

There are some things that not only Guo Peng did not expect, but also Guo Jin did not think of.

For example, in order to meet his needs, more than 200 bedrooms were built in the vast Shanyang mansion, and people were arranged to clean them every day to keep them tidy. just enjoy.

It is said that once Liu Jian was interested and saw a woman who wanted to enjoy it. As a result, the guards carried the woman and searched for a room for a long time, which made Liu Jian lose interest.

The house slaves were terrified after being punished, and discussed with each other what to do so that they would not be punished again.

The crux of the problem is who knows when Liu Jian is interested, and where is he?

So a shrewd house slave proposed to simply get a bedroom in all the places where Liu Jian might wander in the Shanyang mansion.

Buy some materials to dress up, and then send someone to clean it every day, so that no matter where Liu Jian is, as long as he is in Shanyang Gongfu, he can enjoy it anytime and anywhere, and everyone will not be punished.

Anyway, the cost of the Shanyang Mansion is almost unlimited, and it doesn't matter if they build a large number of buildings, they can still make some money from it, wouldn't it be great?

Everyone was overwhelmed by the cleverness of this clever ghost.

So there are more than 200 bedrooms in Sanyang Mansion.

This big project was completed quickly, and Liu Jian was very happy. After hearing that the person who came up with the idea, he specially rewarded the person who came up with the idea.

After that, Liu Jian let himself go even more, as long as he was fancy, and he was not someone who could not afford to mess with, no matter whether he was married or not, Liu Jian would go for it.

This kind of behavior brought a lot of public opinion pressure to the Shanyang government, and also made some men very unhappy.

The wife was tossed about by Liu Jian, and they were cuckolded, how can they swallow this tone?

They went to sue the officials collectively.

The county magistrate didn't dare to take care of it, and pushed the matter to the Prime Minister of Shanyang, who was in charge of supervising the Duke of Shanyang.

The Prime Minister of Shanyang had a headache and reported the news to the capital, but he didn't have any instructions.

Guo Peng was busy fighting with the officials, seizing power, and making changes in the world, and he didn't care about what happened in Shanyang Country at all.

In fact, Guo Peng's Linzi camp spies stationed in Shanyang's mansion had reported Liu Jian's absurd things to him many times, and Guo Peng privately felt that this was inappropriate.

However, due to his political situation, Liu Jian's political symbol, and some political appeals, he chose to ignore, turned a blind eye to Liu Jian's actions, and let Liu Jian toss.

As long as he doesn't involve politics and military affairs, he will be given what he wants, and his pursuit of indulgence will not be restricted.

Guo Peng was also a symbolic persuasion for the annual court celebration, and never had any substantive restrictions. This undoubtedly fueled Liu Jian's arrogance.

So in the end, married women or women who planned to betrothed to a good family didn't dare to approach the Shanyang Duke's mansion at all, and they moved as far as they could, and couldn't afford to be provoked or hide?

It's funny to say that these people are close to Shanyang Duke's Mansion. They originally [have the Han Dynasty in their hearts], and they want to be closer to the last symbol of the Han Dynasty.

In the end, after giving Liu Jian such a toss, everyone felt that their loyalty had been ruined, and they couldn't avoid it under anger.

But, there are those who are completely disappointed and discouraged by Liu Jian, and there are those who are willing to sell their daughters for glory.

Many interested people heard that Liu Jian likes women and likes to mess around, and they still want as much money as they want, so they thought of selling their daughters, or simply dedicating their wives to Liu Jian in exchange for financial benefits.

In their eyes, wives and daughters are just like the goods in their hands. They have a price. If they can be sold at a good price, why not do it?

What's more, the other party was a former emperor. Wouldn't this have something to do with the former emperor?

I heard that Emperor Guo treated Liu Jian very well, so there will be many benefits in this way!

So a group of shameless bastards began to send their wives and daughters to Liu Jian in different ways, and let Liu Jian enjoy them in different ways.

If Liu Jian didn't like it, they would even blame their wives and daughters for not working hard enough to seduce Liu Jian, beating and scolding.

As far as Liu Jian is concerned, he is generous. He is not short of money anyway. When he sees a good-looking woman, he will not snatch it after sleeping. Instead, he will discuss with the family of these women, buy and give money.

He also felt that these women could be bought with money. If he was satisfied, he would buy them with money, just like buying a fun gadget.

And if any woman is happy to serve him and finds him very interesting new fun, he will also reward this woman with a lot of money.

After a long time, let alone men who want money, many women who pursue enjoyment are willing to dedicate themselves to Liu Jian and are willing to be his concubines.

They wanted to serve him happily in exchange for financial benefits.

As long as Liu Jian is happy and let him vent his desire comfortably, he will be able to spend money lavishly, how simple and easy is this?

And it's cool too, right?

So they found all kinds of weird books, practiced ways to make men happy, and constantly developed various gameplays to serve Liu Jian, making Liu Jian feel as if he was floating on the clouds.

These women gradually sank into Shanyang Gongfu, and went to Wushan Yunyu together with Liu Jian, with boundless happiness.

And the men who sell their daughters for glory also get huge economic benefits, and sink into boundless happiness together.

They spend their money crazily, falling into boundless luxury enjoyment, completely forgetting about time and reality.

When huge political changes were taking place in the entire Wei Empire, Liu Jian and his women were still dreaming and dying.

Shanyang Gongfu is like a hard rock in the great tide of the times, no matter how the big wave hits, they will not move.

Very strong.

Gradually, Liu Jian's absurd things and those absurd things in his Sanyang mansion were compiled into stories and spread in Shanyang country, in the streets and alleys of Shanyang country, in restaurants and hotels, these stories began to be circulated Funny little tidbit.

And with the footsteps of business travelers, these little jokes gradually spread to Luoyang.

After it was spread to Luoyang, it spread from Luoyang to all parts of the country, so people all over the country knew Liu Jian's absurd thing that made the emperor, and used it as a joke and talk material after dinner, and made up countless derivative stories.

ghs has a market no matter what era it is.

It is too difficult to expect those ordinary people who can only read to understand some major principles, but let them understand the content and skills of ghs, they can learn without a teacher, and the learning speed is extremely fast.

Memorize an article to death or fail to remember it. After listening to an interesting joke by Liu Jian, I remember it stronger than my own birthday. I went home and retold it to my wife, word for word. The two hid under the covers laughing all over trembling.

Around the 12th year of Yande, Liu Jian's absurd jokes became the most famous jokes in Luoyang wine shop market, so a profession - storyteller was born.

A storyteller who told Liu Jian's absurd jokes in the restaurant.

They came out to tell Liu Jian's jokes when the guests were full of wine and food. They said it vividly and shamelessly. They are happy.

When the guests are happy, they will give money as a reward, and the storytellers who get the money will speak more excitingly and obscenely, and perform more non-physical performances, so there are more and more storytellers and jokes of this type.

They can make up jokes about what Liu Jian has done and what he hasn't done, and they can draw inferences from one instance and diverge their thinking.

It is only at this level that ordinary people's thinking can jump infinitely, and it can't stop jumping to the outer sky.

Not limited to Liu Jian's jokes, storytellers have also developed many other jokes, ghs's, and some normal interesting jokes, and gradually developed from short stories to medium-length serial stories.

This kind of after-dinner short story is becoming more and more popular, spreading all over the streets and alleys of Luoyang, greatly enriching the leisure time of ordinary people after dinner.

Of course, what everyone is most interested in is Liu Jian's absurd jokes. This is how Liu Jian returned to the public eye.

Common people in this era have no national enmity.

They have no sense of belonging to the Han Empire. The replacement of the Han Empire by the Wei Empire is just a different ruler for them, and they are ruled by anyone else.

In comparison, they prefer the Wei Empire, which allows them to eat and live a stable life, rather than the Han Empire, which struggles to survive all day.

So for Emperor Guo, they held a trace of respect, and for Emperor Liu, they tried their best to play tricks.

Not so with the bureaucrats of the ruling class.

Liu Jian's jokes are so widely spread among the people, it is impossible for them not to know.

They also know, and whenever there is a particularly good new joke in the folks, they can always know the content immediately.

Many people feel bad.

Especially those who have been Hanchens, feel that the monarch they once served is actually such a guy, and they really have no face to admit that they used to be Hanchens.

They once suggested that Guo Peng limit the dissemination of such jokes, thinking that this would disrespect the descendants of the former dynasty, but Guo Peng ignored them.

So the job of storyteller developed in this way.

It's not that Liu Jian himself doesn't know about this.

At that time, the people around him mentioned this matter to him, and he thought that he should talk to Guo Peng to limit some people's slander against him.

But Liu Jian's brain circuit is relatively clear, he is not ashamed but proud.

He thinks people spread his stories out of admiration for him.

"Let them pass it on. They listen to my story, but they can only dream about it, but I can't really do it. But I am actually enjoying it. So many beautiful women racked their brains and used various methods to serve me. Don't you feel like you're flying like a fairy? Ah? Hahahahahaha!"

Liu Jian laughed arrogantly while holding the wine glass while drinking.

Are people mocking him?

No, it's obviously ridicule on the surface, but I'm actually very envious!

Liu Jian is very happy!

Chapter 1583 One thousand five hundred and three

Needless to say, many people really envy Liu Jian's happy life.

While ridiculing Liu Jian for his excessive prostitution and lack of ancestral style, he also envied Liu Jian's luxury enjoyment, thinking that his throne is really worth selling, and Emperor Guo is really kind.

Let Liu Jian have almost inexhaustible money to build a large-scale construction project in the vast Shanyang Mansion. He can build whatever he wants, and he can buy whatever he wants to eat and drink.

Liu Jian's extravagant enjoyment and strong consumption ability directly drove the commercial development around the Sanyang Mansion. His food and clothing expenses and the food and clothing expenses of the entire Sanyang Mansion were extremely huge, and they were actually returned to the Shanyang Kingdom. Come to a small tax.

Liu Jian doesn't buy land or real estate. He thinks that the Shanyang Mansion is enough, and he doesn't want to leave anything for future generations.

He likes to buy luxury goods to enjoy, eat precious ingredients, drink the best wine, use the most gorgeous Shu brocade, and play with the most seductive women.

"Spending money like flowing water" refers to Liu Jian, and if the money is gone, it will come back. If someone writes it in this era, it will definitely be used to describe Liu Jian-because no matter how much he spends, Guo Peng will think of ways to stuff money for him. .

Just because he spends so much, giving him so much money is actually taken from the people and used by the people.

After a long time, before they knew it, people were talking about Liu Jian's good luck, Emperor Guo's kindness, etc., thinking that Liu Jian was the luckiest abdicated emperor in the world.

There is no need to suffer, how to play extravagantly, how to play extravagantly, something that Emperor Guo has never enjoyed, Liu Jian has already been enjoyed by the emperor, isn't this too cool?

But right.

Not all things in the world come without a price.

Good things cannot always be occupied by one person, the world is too miserable, so there are always some bad things that need to be mixed with good things as embellishments.

Although Liu Jian paid the price for the throne, pay attention, the point is that the throne itself was given to him by Guo Peng.

At that time, Guo Peng could give the throne to anyone, and the ownership of the throne was in Guo Peng's hands. Guo Peng decided who was the emperor and whoever was the emperor, so Liu Jian was just a chosen child.

He did not bring the throne himself, he was not Liu Xie, he brought his own throne.

Therefore, the gold content of this throne should be discounted in half, and Liu Jian's normal and happy life itself is already worth the price.

Now his absurdity needs to pay another price.

But just like those men who sell their daughters for glory and women who sell their bodies for glory, they don't know that they need to pay for what they get. Liu Jian also doesn't know that what he is enjoying is not a free service, but a paid service.

Although it is not charged on the spot, when the time comes, you must pay. If you don’t pay, you can’t do it. If you don’t pay, there is no reason.

Liu Jian has been drinking and indulging in pleasure for a long time, and his body is gradually hollowed out by alcohol.

People are still young, and as a result, their bodies are getting weaker and weaker, and their functions are declining in all aspects, especially the functions of men are declining significantly.

How is this possible?