This is not the Datang I am familiar with

Wouldn't it be the best ending for Qian Niuwei to chop me down with a knife?

Seeing the palace maid looking back at herself, a ray of sunset light crept up her cheeks early, but she covered Chen Fang's hand holding her with her own hand.

A pair of peach blossom eyes looked at Chen Fang at this moment, his brows were full of affection, and he almost wrote, Sir, hold him tighter, don't just hold him, move your hands, and grope up.

Chen Fang knew that he ran into two lonely court ladies again, and failed. .

After searching for a long time in the Daming Palace, he found five couples of court ladies and exhausted various methods. Chen Fang just wanted to cry.

God, how unfair you are, I molested the court lady, but I was molested back in the end.

Chapter 1 Seventy

Fleeing for five times made Chen Fang a little overwhelmed. Could it be that this road is so difficult.It's not watching a TV show. If you touch a woman, that woman will slap you back?Then I have to call a stinky hooligan, if you encounter a strong one, you can chase and beat five streets.

But what he encountered, he didn't resist, took the initiative, and resisted molesting, and the one he met in the end was even more powerful, he hugged Chen Fang directly, and even licked his face and mouth.

Although you are pretty, even though you have a good figure, you don't wear such clothes. Fortunately, there is no lipstick in this era.Otherwise, Chen Fang probably had lipstick marks all over his face and neck at this time.

Is it because he is so handsome?The results were almost reversed.

Chen Fang was depressed. At this time, he saw two maids carrying the lamp, but he didn't dare to go forward. He was afraid, what should he do if his face was licked and drool again?It would be even more depressing if you can't directly apply facial cleanser all over your face.

Should I change my mind and kill people in the palace, okay!Just skip this one, Chen Fang can't do the job of killing, it's a technical job.

Cursing people, scolding Tianjia, this is a capital offense, the key is how to die, your Majesty is just fine, if not, you are waiting for yourself in a free prison cell in Dali Temple for life.

After thinking hard, Chen Fang felt that it would be easier to hang himself and jump into the lake, but for suicide, he would only know how difficult it was when it happened.Can't do it!

Standing on the covered bridge by the lake, Chen Fang tried jumping a few times, but he still couldn't get into the water!I really admire those dancers.

It was dawn, and Chen Fang sat on the ground slumped looking at the Taiye Lake water under the sun.

"Don't worry about it, it's a big deal to stay in Dali Temple for a lifetime!"

Who made himself so cheap and touched his mother in front of His Majesty, in this world, no, in the 5000-year history of China, has he ever courted death like this.

Why!It's all because of drunkenness.

Chen Fang was still sitting there slumped, but he saw a little eunuch running towards him from a distance.

What should come will eventually come.

Chen Fang smiled softly as if relieved, the little eunuch who only looked at him felt terrified, Mr. Chen's eyes were so weird.

"Master Chen, His Majesty sent people everywhere to look for him, but he didn't want him to be by the lake."

"Let's go, take me to see His Majesty!"

Chen Fang sat up and looked at the Taiye Pool in the early morning.

Bah, I'm not a strong man, and I don't want to be a strong man.

When they arrived at a large hall, they saw that not only His Majesty was in it, but Wu Meiniang was also there.

After treating Wu Meiniang lightly, does she also want to see how His Majesty punishes her?

Forget it, a trip to the prosperous Tang Dynasty is an extra life, and it is enough to live for such a long time.

And the past six months have been wonderful. I have slept with the most beautiful woman in the world, three times in a row.Being chased by a group of princes and princesses in the palace all day long, being watched by pretty maids every day, and able to use their hands and feet, getting acquainted with Zheng Cairen, Concubine De and the others was not in vain.

Just agreeing to Zheng Cairen's matter will disappoint her in the end, and it is impossible for him to take her out of here.

Now that I'm gone, I just hope Taohong Yinye and Zheng Cairen don't feel too sad.

Suddenly thinking of His Highness Gao An who was pestering him, he felt a little sorry for the second princess, she was also infatuated, but in fact, why didn't he think about it too much.

Chen Fang is also a normal man, how could he not be greedy for Gao An's body.

It's just that at that time, I was afraid that if I touched her, I would harm myself and her.

But at that moment, the thought of Princess Yiyang, whom she hadn't seen much, and the woman who dared not even look at her for the last time in her life, appeared in her mind very clearly.

If such a woman is married, no man can bear it.Just looking at it makes me dream, and I will wash my pants the next day.If she married, Chen Fang didn't dare to think about it, for fear of being drained.

He felt that if he took Yiyang, he would never be able to get out of bed the next day. He was afraid that he would need to make up for it every day, and then he would be reluctant to get out of bed after three days.

It turns out that I still like the big size, and the kind of women who can fly buttons. Of course, Datang has no buttons yet.

Stepping into the main hall, all thoughts are flying, but at this moment, my heart is empty, but I don't think about anything.It turns out that this is what it feels like when you are about to die, but you don't think about anything, your mind seems to be empty.

But seeing Wu Meiniang and Li Zhi looking at him, Li Zhi took a few steps, but took Chen Fang's hand.

"It feels like something is wrong!"

Chen Fangxin said, looking around, he didn't see anyone from Dali Temple, Qian Niuwei was also outside, not beside His Majesty.

Don't I need to go to Dali Temple to drink tea, but I touched the empress in front of Li Zhi.Could His Majesty be so generous?

Chen Fang didn't feel the chilling atmosphere, but his majesty held his hand, but how could he remind himself of being held by the prince.You are really a father and son, you both like to hold my hand so much, does my hand smell good?Is it soft?

"Chen Aiqing, sit here!"

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I deserve death for my humble minister. I was drunk last night, but I was messing around. I still feel dizzy today. I forgot to kowtow to Your Majesty just now!"

Feeling that the atmosphere was not right, Chen Fang quickly pleaded guilty.Without going to Dali Temple, Chen Fang became alive all of a sudden.

I wanted to bow down, but was helped by Li Zhi.

"I don't care about these details, sit down!"

Chen Fang sat down apprehensively, but was forced to sit down by Li Zhisheng.

As soon as I sat down, the maid next to me served tea. The tea was fragrant, but it was the spring tea tribute from Jiangnan Road, the first batch of new leaves of that spring.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I don't know why you are looking for this humble minister?"

Chen Fang was still apprehensive at this moment, looked at Li Zhi and Wu Meiniang who were sitting down, and carefully looked at the color of the two saints, but he didn't feel any trace of hiding a knife in his smile, and the second saint didn't need to hide a knife in his smile.

As far as their identities are concerned, there is no need to hide their swords from anyone, just want to kill them.

"Chen Aiqing, what do you think of my eldest daughter?"

Li Zhi suddenly asked there, Chen Fang was not prepared, but at this moment he hesitated.

"His Royal Highness An Ding is naturally beautiful, virtuous and wise, and has the demeanor of a concubine. In a few years, he will be the beauty of the city and the country, the appearance of a closed moon and shameful flowers..."

Chen Fang was about to continue to praise, but heard His Majesty cough lightly.

Chen Fang looked at His Majesty and Empress, did he say something wrong?It seems that there is no such thing. They are all good words, and they have not said a single bad word about His Highness Anding.

"Eldest daughter!"

There, Wu Meiniang said softly, damn, Chen Fang almost wanted to bump his head into Wu Meiniang's thigh, but those palace people kept calling Princess An Ding all day long, and even Chen Fang was confused.

Only then did I understand that His Majesty was talking about Princess Yiyang. .

Princess Yiyang, that is naturally good, nothing to say, Chen Fang thinks that it is his favorite one, not one of them.

How should I praise it!With an angelic face, a devilish figure, and an extra-large beautiful girl, it seems that you can't boast like this, but just now you thought it was His Highness Anding, and gave all the suitable words to His Highness Anding. Now you use the same words to praise His Highness Yiyang, His Majesty may be angry.

Chapter 171 Never Expected

Chen Fang thought about it, but looked at the second sage.Nima, how should I praise His Royal Highness Yiyang!What I think in my heart, I can't say anything, I can't tell His Majesty, whoever marries His Highness Yiyang, don't even think about getting out of bed in the future!

After marrying His Royal Highness Yiyang, I only wish to work in the world.

"Your Highness Yiyang, forgive me for your boldness. If you can marry His Highness Yiyang, even if you live ten years short, you are still willing."

If it was before, Chen Fang would never dare to say that, but now, he already knows that Wu Meiniang is just his tool, and he doesn't care whether he has other women in his heart.

And it was true that all the boasting that I said just now was given to His Highness Anding, but it was not easy to use it to praise His Highness Yiyang.

Chen Fang just boasted like this, and it was indeed what he said from the bottom of his heart.It should be right to say so, anyway, it is a boast, no matter how much it is praised.

Chen Fang originally meant that His Royal Highness Yiyang is very good, extremely good, and in order to marry her, he can live a short life of ten years.This exaggeration, what Chen Fang paid attention to was that through his short life of ten years, he was willing to marry His Highness Yiyang to highlight His Highness's beauty and excellence.

However, as soon as Chen Fang finished speaking, he saw Li Zhi and Wu Meiniang looking at him intently, why did their eyes light up a little?Especially Li Zhi clapped his hands and smiled, looking at his queen.

"Meiniang, I just told you that Chen Aiqing agrees to this marriage!"

There is a problem. After listening to Li Zhi's words, Chen Fang instinctively feels that there is a problem. What does it mean that he agrees to this marriage.And look at Li Zhi's eyes looking at him, why is it so terrifying.

But Wu Meiniang also smiled there, and also glanced at Chen Fang, Chen Fang was a little worried, after all, his relationship with Wu Meiniang was there, this woman couldn't tell what kind of mentality she was in at this time.

But after taking a look at Wu Meiniang, she couldn't see anything.That's right, Chen Fang has never figured out what this person is thinking, and I'm afraid he won't be able to figure it out in the future.

Just like the last time she let her smell the fragrance, Chen Fang still couldn't figure out which part of her body it was.

"Chen Fang, don't thank Your Majesty yet!"

Chen Fang was still in a state of embarrassment at this time. When he entered this door, he still thought that he would be taken to Dali Temple to drink tea today, but now, it seems that this is not the case at all.

Not only is this not the case, but what His Majesty said meant more than what he said... Fuck, it could be that His Majesty wants to promise the eldest princess to himself, right?

Chen Fang felt that his nerves were a bit slow, like a dinosaur, he had been shushing for half a day, but the neurons had only transmitted the information that had already shushed to his brain.

Chen Fang rubbed his palms for no reason, and saw that Li Zhi had stood up.

"I don't need Aiqing to lose ten years of life, I only want Aiqing to live a hundred years. Wang Gonggong, declare the decree!"

After Li Zhi finished speaking, Chen Fang quickly knelt down to accept the order.Within a day, his mood fluctuated wildly, like a sea tide under a storm, with ups and downs and violent surges.

From the moment they entered here, neither Li Zhi nor Wu Meiniang mentioned that they touched Wu Meiniang as His Majesty. It seemed that the two saints had forgotten it on purpose, and Chen Fang naturally would not mention it again, and he was not an idiot.

After leaving the hall, Chen Fang still felt a little dizzy. Looking at the hall behind him, he felt unreal no matter what.At this time, I just want to have a refreshing enlightenment, to see if these are true.

Yinye ran outside to find her, and Chen Fang squeezed her arm.

"Ah! My lord, I hurt Silver Leaf!"

"It hurts, so it's not a dream."

Yinye was a little confused, so she looked at Chen Fang, but saw that Chen Fang's sinful palm had already been placed on top of her head, messing her hair bun violently.

"My lord, why do you keep messing with my hair?"

"Because I'm happy!"

After Chen Fang finished speaking, he strode away, and Yin Ye hurriedly followed, smoothing the messy bun with his hands.

How can grown-ups rub their own hair when they are happy?

But at this moment, everything Chen Fang saw was exciting, more colorful, and a little drifting.

Floating, I can't float, but I still want to float.

I saw a few court ladies passing by together, but the court lady with a small black mole under her nose blushed when she saw Chen Fang.

Chen Fang smiled at her, I really want to thank you!Did not go to His Majesty to cry.

Last night, I was too absurd. His Majesty wanted to kill me, but he killed me on the spot. How could I wait for myself to wake up.If he wanted to catch himself, he might have woken up Qianniuwei with a basin of cold water and dragged him into Dali Temple.

If you really are in it, if you mess up your size, you can do anything stupid.

What is the spring breeze proud of the horseshoe disease, seeing all the flowers in Chang'an in one day.

At this time, Chen Fang felt that his mentality was just right.

I can't help but think of the eldest princess, so I won't be afraid to look at her in the future.

Not only do you not have to be afraid to look at it, but you can stay with it all the time.

Unexpectedly, he became Li Zhi's son-in-law and wanted to marry the real princess of Tang Dynasty.And dear, is that a real princess?Yiyang is the real eldest daughter of Li Zhi, the eldest princess who slept with Concubine Shu.

He couldn't help thinking of Concubine Shu again, but Chen Fang's expression darkened.

The mood that was still floating just now sank to the bottom.

Yinye followed behind, but saw that the adult had stopped, and was only hesitating standing in front of a clump of flowers.

The mental state was much dimmer just now, even Yinye could see it.

"Yinye, do you think a woman is willing to spend the rest of her life with the ancient Buddha with blue lanterns?"

"I don't want to kill Yinye, Yinye is only willing to accompany the adults."

Chen Fang picked a fresh and delicate flower bone, but sat on the stone steps next to it.

"Concubine Shu has already become a monk and is in Yunmeng Temple!"

There, Zheng Cairen told Chen Fang that it struck Chen Fang again like lightning in the sky.

"After marrying Yiyang, she will become my mother and concubine. I don't want her to live forever with the ancient Buddha in the blue lantern!"