This is not the Datang I am familiar with

According to his own memory, Chen Fang has already started to talk about it. He chose to talk about Journey to the West, because it was originally a novel in the late Ming Dynasty. It was written in a feudal society and there would not be too many sensitive things.

Moreover, most of the stories in this story are immortals and Buddhas, which can be heard as myths.Princess Anding must have heard of mythical figures like Nuwa Fuxi.

As for some taboos in it, such as the emperor taking turns to come to my house next year, Chen Fang will selectively delete them.

As for the matters about Tang Seng and Taizong, such as Yudigege, Chen Fang directly and selectively tampered with it.There is no way not to change it, you told Princess Anding about Tang Seng, it's not because you are uncomfortable.

Now is the Tang Dynasty, and the Taizong in that story is An Ding's grandfather. Chen Fang really dared to tell Taizong in the story, purely seeking death.

As for not being able to tell the story of the monk Tang going to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, you can make up whatever you want to talk about, it's just a small matter of changing the setting of the story.

For example, it can be said that during the Southern and Northern Dynasties, a certain monk traveled to the heavens to learn scriptures. Anyway, the countries at that time also advocated Buddhism.

Chapter 33 Can Stones Conceive Monkeys?

Storytelling is so difficult, there is no way, you have to pay attention to every detail, so as not to get angry.

It is necessary to avoid all kinds of imperial taboos, and also avoid historical settings that can have a relationship with the Tang Dynasty.

After clearing his mind, Chen Fang started to talk. Princess Anding listened, and gradually became fascinated. She stared at Chen Fang, her eyes seemed to say, you continue to talk, it's really interesting.

After talking for a while, Princess Anding unconsciously put her arms on the table next to her, supported her chin with her elbows, and approached Chen Fang slightly.

Obviously fascinated by listening, Chen Fang has already mentioned that the stone monkey and a group of monkeys from Huaguo Mountain discovered the Water Curtain Cave under the waterfall.

"Chen Aiqing, you said those monkeys can fly!"

"It's not really flying, it's just climbing clouds!"

"Then what is the real fly?"

"Your Highness, the real story will be discussed later."

"Oh, Your Highness, the time has come, and it's time for this minister to prepare meals for His Majesty!"

"Well, you go! I will come tomorrow!"

Chen Fang finally breathed a sigh of relief, and now he finally found a reason to leave, but An Ding will come tomorrow, and tomorrow will be another difficult day.

This girl is not addicted to listening, she will come in the future!Fuck, Chen Fang instantly felt extremely dizzy.

Well, let's settle the matter tomorrow!

Chen Fang left the residence, while Princess Anding walked to her residence thoughtfully.

"Can monkeys grow out of rocks, and monkeys can fly?"

At this moment, Princess Anding was thinking about what Chen Fang had told her, and she couldn't help being a little preoccupied.

Pa, Princess Anding had just entered her palace, she didn't pay attention, she was bumped by someone, almost knocked down.

"An Ding, why don't you walk without looking!"

"Ah, Brother Huang, why did you come to my place?"

The person that Princess Anding bumped into was her elder brother, Li Hong, the current crown prince, who was the eldest son of Wu Zetian and Li Zhi.

However, among Li Zhi's sons, he can only be ranked fifth by age, the fifth son.Because Li Hongda's sons were all concubines, and Li Hong was born to the empress, he was established as the prince.

There is no way, in this era, a son is more expensive than a mother, and there is only one word difference between a son and a concubine, but the fate in the future is completely different.One is on the Jiuding, and the other is at most just a prince with the same surname.

The Tang Dynasty was an era that attached great importance to blood relationship and family status. The so-called family politics was vividly interpreted in this era.

The aristocrats, the dignitaries of Longxi, the five surnames and Qiwang, and the upstarts of the Tang Dynasty, these are the small group of people at the top of the pyramid in this era.

But in the royal family, the same is the son, the daughter of Linxing Palace is definitely different from the queen's own son.The concubine's birth is also different from the queen's birth.

Among the concubines, the princes born to different families are different.

This is blood relationship and family status, and the right family is the absolute mainstream of this era.

And the family that Wu Meiniang came from happened to be of high status. Her father, the warrior Xun, was the governor of Jingzhou.

At that time, the Li family of Longxi with five surnames Qiwang raised troops in Taiyuan, and the warrior Xun was the first wave of people who sponsored Li Yuan's army.

The hero of the founding of the country, the upstart of the Tang Dynasty, the man who founded the country from the dragon.After Li Yuan's death, the warrior Xun was also heartbroken, and because of illness, he died in office.

"An Ding, can't I come to your place?"

"Of course not. Brother Huang can come to visit An Ding. It's too late for An Ding to be happy!"

"Seeing that you are in a trance, what were you thinking just now? What do you want, Brother Huang will send someone to find it for you!"

Both are Wu Meiniang's biological children, and one is a son and the other is a daughter. Naturally, there will be no fights in the future, and the relationship is very good at this time.

Moreover, in this era, the battle for succession in the palace itself is not as fierce as in later generations. The political structure similar to that of Qing Dynasty breeding mastiffs has not yet formed, so it can be said to be quite peaceful.

"I don't want anything, by the way, what's the matter with Brother Huang coming to Anding?"

"It's nothing, I just miss you and Taiping, come and have a look."

"Oh!"

"By the way, Taiping just said that she wants to go boating in the lake, are you going?"

"Ah, it's so cold, the wind is strong by the lake, be careful to catch a cold!"

"That's how I persuaded Taiping. She insisted on going. I think it's better for me to follow! That girl always causes trouble when no one follows her."

"Then I'll go too! Brother Huang, wait for me!"

Behind the palaces of Tai Chi Palace is a huge royal garden. After passing the Linhu Palace, the cool autumn wind is blowing towards you with water vapor.

Looking around, the West Sea, South Sea, and North Sea are shimmering at this time, and the breeze blows out layers of fine waves. Some palace people have known that the prince and the two princesses are coming, and they have already prepared cruise ships by the lake.

At this time, Li Hong put on a fox fur cloak for Taiping, and took another one, and An Ding took it from his elder brother.

After getting on the cruise ship, the boatman, who had already been pretended to be a soldier from the Imperial Army, sailed the boat. The cruise ship broke through the fine waves and headed slowly towards the lake.The fine silver waves shone with light under the autumn sun, Taiping ran to the bow early and was hugged by Li Hong who was worried about her safety.

"Taiping, don't run around, the bow is bumping, go back quickly."

Li Hong pulled his younger sister, but saw that An Ding was in a daze at this moment.

"Sister, what are you thinking?"

An Ding was distracted, at this moment even Taiping was aware of it.

"Brothers and sisters, do you think there are stones in this world that can give birth to monkeys?"

"Silly sister, how can a rock give birth to a monkey!"

"Sister, where is the stone that can give birth to monkeys, take me to see it quickly."

"I don't know where Chen Aiqing said it!"

"Is it Chen Fang?"

"Well, he was on duty at Honglu Temple before, so he should have heard from some envoys."

Chen Fang was busy with the emperor's lunch at this time, how could he have thought that An Ding would take his story seriously.It was also told to the Prince and Princess Taiping.

In the afternoon, I went to Yeting Palace, and sure enough, the oil workshop recruited all the people it needed.Eight healthy women and six soldiers.

Knowing that Chen Fang was coming, Meng Fei recruited people together early and stood in front of Chen Fang separately.

Chen Fang looked at the eight healthy women, they were all older, ranging from 27 to 30 years old.

In this era when people can get married and have children at the age of 27 or 14, [-] or [-] are definitely older women.Wu Meiniang entered the palace at the age of [-], and as a result, she met Li Zhi immediately. If it weren't for this, her children would not be so old.

Chen Fang looked at these healthy women, all of them were in great shape, and he had to say that the food in the palace was good, even the female relatives of criminal ministers never went hungry.

All of them are thick-backed, and they must have a lot of strength to work.The person Meng Fei found was very suitable for Chen Fang.

And those six soldiers also strictly followed Chen Fang's requirements. They were strong and strong, and they could kill a monster with one punch.

Chen Fang is very satisfied, people have been recruited, and Chen Fang's plan can start.

What Chen Fang wanted to do was to use toothpaste instead of coarse salt for brushing.Chen Fang couldn't bear to brush his teeth with coarse salt these days.Chen Fang can dream of brushing his teeth with Zhonghua in his dreams.

Chapter 34 The woman in Tang Dynasty is too fierce

Before I came to Datang, I never felt how good toothpaste was. After coming here, a tube of toothpaste is also such a wonderful thing.

Sure enough, when something is ordinary, you will not know how to cherish it. Only when you lose it can you remember the goodness of it.

You can't even imagine the feeling of putting a handful of salt in your mouth. It's so salty that you have to rinse your mouth with a lot of water every time.

What Chen Fang wants most at this time is toothpaste. Of course, it doesn't have to be in the form of a paste, as long as it can brush teeth and taste better than coarse salt.

Chen Fang has drawn up some lists in the past few days, including the ancient tooth powder formula that he remembers, and the formula of the originator of modern toothpaste.Chen Fang planned to try them all.

Ancient tooth powder is some Chinese herbal formulas and dried pollen and animal bone meal.The originator formula of modern toothpaste is stone with soap, no, it is calcium carbonate with soap.

Tooth powder mainly uses calcium carbonate as abrasive and soap as surfactant.

Of course, this formula is the basic formula, and it is incomparable with the toothpaste with various varieties and functions in later generations.So it is the originator formula.

Calcium carbonate is easy to find, and soap also appeared in this era, but it was a luxury that flowed in from West Qin.

Chen Fang has received a lot of rewards these days, in addition to gifts for Taohong and Dingyu, he also saved more than a dozen yuan for soap.

At this time, the two basic materials for making toothpaste are not lacking, but it is still difficult to make such a primitive toothpaste.

Formula and ratio, how much calcium carbonate to add, how much soap to add.Do you want to add something else to enhance the taste of the toothpaste?

Uh, I forgot, toothpaste is inedible, and it has no taste, that is to enhance the taste experience of toothpaste in the mouth.

Chen Fang drew up several proportions, and also drew up some additives that could be added to toothpaste, such as sea salt, mint and the like.

Chen Fang intends to try out all of them, and then choose one or several of them that are most suitable.

At this time, the task given to these newly recruited healthy women and soldiers is to smash stones, scrape soap powder, and fiddle with various additives.

After a brief explanation, seeing that everyone was busy, Chen Fang noticed that Meng Fei gave him a wink.

Walking with Meng Fei to the room specially prepared for Meng Fei, Chen Fang saw that a man and woman were also called in by Meng Fei at this time. As soon as the door was closed, Chen Fang saw two people knelt down in unison. Kowtow to adjust to the pounding garlic mode.

They begged Chen Fang for mercy one by one, Chen Fang's heart skipped a beat, something must have happened.

"what happened?"

"My lord, these two people have been caught in a private meeting! Meng Fei dare not make decisions without authorization, please punish me, my lord."

The private meeting was arrested, Chen Fang looked at the two of them, damn it, sure enough dry firewood is paired with fire, and accidents are easy to happen.

It's only been a while before someone hooked up with each other.

Looking at the woman's hulking appearance, Chen Fang really wanted to ask the man what he thought, whether he could handle it?

But this is obviously not the time to ask, this kind of sign must be stopped quickly, Chen Fang dare not even think about the result if he really wants to create a child in Yeting Palace.

Snapped!

He slapped the table violently, and the faces of the two people who were frightened turned pale. The frequency of kowtowing that had slowed down just now suddenly increased, and blood was already seen on their foreheads in a blink of an eye.

"I beg my lord to spare my life, I beg my lord to spare my life, the villain was just confused for a while! He committed this heinous crime."

"You still know that this is a heinous crime! Why don't you think about the consequences when you do it."

"It's this woman who seduced me! The villain is just being confused for a while!"

"Okay Chen Er, it's obviously you who forcibly..."

Chen Fang looked at the two people who were in a state of exposing each other in an instant, and looked at Meng Fei.

Chen Fang didn't stop the two from attacking and hurting each other, so Meng Fei naturally didn't dare to interfere.With Chen Fang here, she naturally followed Chen Fang's winks.

The two began to evade each other's excuses, and then escalated to physical contact. The healthy woman was really strong, and she beat the soldier to the ground. The blood on the soldier's face was dripping with blood.

A healthy woman pressed her head against the floor with one hand and rubbed it vigorously. It was a complete failure!

"enough!"

As soon as Chen Fang slapped the table, the two quickly stopped their physical movements.Obviously, the healthy woman won.

Chen Fang could only sigh, this woman from Tang Dynasty was so fierce, she could beat a soldier of the Imperial Army to such a degree.

"You just said he forced you?"

"Yes, my lord, yesterday I was cleaning up the oil residue in the oil factory. Suddenly, Chen Er hugged me from behind, with one arm around my waist and the other covering my mouth. I struggled desperately, but I couldn't break free."

"I was forcibly dragged to the corner of the oil workshop by him like this...My lord, I can't say what happened next! It's too shameful, my lord, you must make the decision for me!"

Meng Fei stood next to Chen Fang, her face was full of pain, it's good that this healthy woman can't break free!But this can't be escaped after she just put Chen Erda on the ground, it's very intriguing.