This is not the Datang I am familiar with

The three maids in Yiyang are all named after fruits. Chen Fang will definitely find that his daughter-in-law is such a foodie.

Cherries, grapes, pears.

Fortunately, it's not cooking cakes, steamed buns, steamed buns, or even worse pork head meat, ribs and ribs.

"Okay, from now on, Yali will stop working. You must bathe and burn incense every day. The food you eat should not be heavy. Also, remember not to lose your shape. Don't get too fat or thin. Fat and fat It's greasy, and if you lose weight, you will have ribs."

"Your Highness, what's the matter? Why do I feel so flustered?"

"Let you take care of your body, and wait for the son-in-law to wash your body when the time comes."

However, the court ladies also communicate with each other, and which court lady does not know about the matter of the son-in-law's bathing, especially those who follow the princess, naturally the most clear.

Suddenly Yali jumped three feet high and almost fell.Looking at the cherries and grapes nearby, I can only secretly envy them.

This palace lady who was chosen as the son-in-law's body was a head taller than the other palace ladies. Although she was unknown, she was also a head taller.

After all, the master has slept and used it before, but at this moment, seeing how Ya Li is doing, he wants to make her into a pear cake.

"Your Highness, the cherries are actually pretty good, but there is an extra birthmark, so I don't think adults like those with birthmarks!"

"Your Highness, Your Highness, I'm not bad, I was only shaking because of my nervousness just now! My lord can't say that I like my shaking."

Yi Yang looked at the three of them, but waved his hand, obviously not going to change his decision.

Yali smiled, a pair of dimples.

But Yiyang stopped her again.

"Your Highness, what else is there?"

"Tomorrow, I will take you to the palace and let the Clothing Bureau record your size, but I have to add some new clothes for you. By the way, I have to report to the female officer. It seems that you still have to learn something."

"Ah, it's such a hassle to serve the son-in-law!"

"I think it's troublesome, so I changed people, but the grapes and cherries are rushing to go!"

"No, no, Your Highness, I will accompany you tomorrow."

"Your pair of pear vortexes are pretty. Remember, go to the palace and study hard. I will make pear juice for you to drink!"

In Fangzhu's courtyard, Chen Fang raised his feet and watched the two girls practicing calligraphy. Tao Hong thought she could escape today, but she didn't want to come back and still had to practice more.

Chapter 200 Fish Maw, Musk Persimmon

Over there, Yinye had finished writing today's copybook, but she came over to rub Chen Fang's legs.

"It's raining outside, why don't you go get some fresh air?"

Chen Fang rubbed Silver Leaf's soft long hair, this girl has learned to behave now, but she doesn't bother to comb her cloud temples these days, troublesome, it will become messy after a few combs.

So I simply tied it every day, just like adults did that day, with a loose ball head tied with a red string, adults messed up but they can be pulled together in a few strokes.

It saves trouble for yourself, and it is easier for adults to rub it.Unless there is a formal occasion, such as entering the palace or something, Yinye feels that she will not specially gather her temples.

At this time, Chen Fang rubbed Silver Leaf's long hair a few times, picked up the rope, and the girl's hair fell apart.

"My lord removed my headband again!"

Yinye was helpless, and was turned into a little lunatic by adults every day.The hair is disheveled, but it doesn't look ugly in the mirror. The adults also said that it is shoulder-length hair, no, it is waist-length hair, and the ends of the hair hang down to the buttocks.

"Really not going out?"

"It's better to stay with the adults!"

Chen Fang suddenly said something beside Yinye's ear. Seeing that Yinye hesitated for a moment, she quickly stood up.

"My lord, then I'm going!"

"Wait a minute, are you going with your hair like this?"

Chen Fang grabbed a strand of hair, then pulled it back, and tied it into a loose ponytail, but it kept hanging down to her hips. Chen Fang patted Yin Ye to go.

Recently, I have become more and more fond of taking pictures of this girl's buttocks, such elasticity!

Yinye left, but Taohong turned to look at Chen Fang, but she could see the doubt in her eyes.

"What did your lord ask Yinye to do?"

"Stealing chickens and dogs, chasing geese and chasing rabbits."

"My lord is hungry!"

"I do not want to eat?"

"miss you!"

"I see that you are also greedy, hurry up and write, and help Yinye after writing! Practice calligraphy every day, but it is as if you are on the execution ground!"

"It's not easy to write!"

"Stubborn, it's not easy to write. I think Yinye can write pretty well now."

Chen Fang went over, rubbed the girl's fragrant shoulders, and looked at the handwriting, it was confusing!

"Practice hard, and when you become a maid in the future, you will also be a maid who can add fragrance to her sleeves and write a pen."

Tao Hong had a bitter face, Chen Fang pinched the bridge of her nose, and Tao Hong grimaced.

However, Chen Fang went inside, and took out the brocade box from his bosom. The brocade box was made of unknown material, but it was made with gold corners, and a few variegated gems were inlaid on the corners, and the box was also plated with silver. The landscape scroll paintings are exquisite.

There was a silver buckle on one side, Chen Fang opened it, but saw a box full of button-like discs, which were translucent.

I took one, it was coated, and I don’t know what it was made of, probably it was sausage casing!

Chen Fang sniffed it close to the tip of his nose, but there was no smell. Could it be that he had to break the coating to smell it.

It's a pity if you open it, but itchy if you don't open it.

Chen Fang looked at this box of discs, but there were fifty or sixty discs, and the empress gave him a gift, but she was also generous.

Chen Fang had heard of a navel sticker made of musk in the harem of the Han Dynasty, called Zidu sticker.

When Liu Ao, Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty, was the emperor, in his harem, Zhao Feiyan and Zhao Hede, a pair of sisters, in order to pamper the harem and monopolize the dragon bed, used the contraceptive method of "Liaodu stickers" made of musk. This unofficial and official history There are records.

After all, if she is pregnant, she cannot be favored by the emperor.Chen Fang thought about it, and the logic seemed correct.

In fact, there are only a few methods of contraception in ancient times. The man's side is the swim bladder, but this one is hard to find. It's big and small, long and short, but it doesn't know how many fish it will harm. Chen Fang feels that it is impossible for him to try it.

With a swim bladder, Chen Fang felt like a sand sculpture.

Of course, Chen Fang can also be made with sheep intestines, but it is more troublesome.

On the female side, there are many, pressing acupoints, musk, persimmon powder, saffron liquid washing, decoction, and many sand sculptures such as beating upside down, jumping upside down, and even drinking mercury. prescription.

But no matter what kind, it is harmful to the woman. If it is more serious, it will be completely infertile in the future, or even die directly.

After all, it is a patriarchal society, and contraception is always thinking about how to abuse women.

Wu Meiniang should not have the tendency to self-harm, but the method she chooses should be harmless to her body.

Chen Fang was holding the small piece, and suddenly saw that there was a word on the corner of the small piece, which was stamped with a steel seal, but upon closer inspection, it turned out to be four characters.

An Pavilion in Linqing.

"Oh, I didn't expect it to come out here. The empress really has a connection with the Linqing'an Pavilion. Since Linqing'an Pavilion made it specially for the empress, it should be no problem."

At this time, Chen Fang didn't hesitate anymore, and tore off a small piece of coating, which fell on the fingertips, but it melted quickly.

It is colorless and slightly viscous, like melted clear butter. After sniffing it, Chen Fang's eyes suddenly filled with a sense of amazement.

At this moment, I finally understood where Wu Meiniang asked him to sniff that day, it was the navel, but this smell was not women's body fragrance or musk. , but dare not use musk.

"It's really amazing. It's only one tablet, but it's more effective than those oral medicines in later generations."

What the fuck is I thinking about sheep intestines, if I don't wear them, who the hell wants to wear them.And the swim bladder, how to sculpt it in sand!I have a clean body around me, and I am not afraid of getting sick. It is wonderful not to wear it.

At this time, he carefully collected the small box, but it was heavier than his own treasure box.This is the guarantee of my future happiness, and I don't know if I can ask the empress for more in the future.

It's hard to say that Linqing'an Pavilion also sells this thing. When I have a chance, I want to ask.

However, Chen Fang took this matter to heart, and if he wanted to, there were two ways, one was from the empress's side, if he wanted to come to the empress's place, there was no shortage of these things.Sure enough, it was right to hug the empress' thighs tightly.

The second way, that's all, has nothing to do with the Linqing Ange, Chen Fang, and looking at this little slice, it seems that it is specially offered for the empress.

It's better to hug the empress's thighs tightly. From now on, I can hug my empress as much as I want. The empress will give me whatever I want, but Chen Fang likes this kind of welfare very much.

"My lord, I finished writing the copybook!"

There, Taohong poked her head out, and Chen Fang went out of the room to look at what Taohong had written, but it was still so ugly.

Thinking of the melted mucus on my fingertips, why don't I rub Taohong on my navel now, don't waste it.

He glanced at Tao Hong, but it was the body he liked very much, his eyes were hot!This posture, how should it suit my heart.

Moreover, the two maids were not moved before, but it was because of Yiyang. Now that Mushen's incident happened, it seemed that there was no need to move the two maids.

The maids in Yiyang have to move, why not move their own maids?

"My lord, why are you looking at Tao Hong like that?".

Chen Fang pulled Tao Hong into her arms, Tao Hong twisted and let Chen Fang pull her.

Looking closely at the corners of the eyes and between the eyebrows, Chen Fang took a closer look and sniffed, it was the smell he liked.

Chapter 2 The young lady with explosive fighting power

He didn't realize that he was dishonest in holding Tao Hong's hand, but suddenly thought of something and looked at his fingertips.

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Why did you put pink on your clothes? It's depressing. It's a waste to wipe your belly button!

Will it work on clothes?Chen Fang wondered in his heart, could clothes still be able to conceive?

At this time, Chen Fang was picking at Taohong's clothes, but he couldn't do anything.

"My lord, what's wrong with my clothes?"

"Go to Yinye for help after finishing writing!"

Chen Fang loosened Tao Hong, and was very depressed, he hadn't succeeded yet!Nima, what a waste of myself.

"My lord, then I'm leaving!"

The courtyard was empty, only Dingyu was in the courtyard, but she was in a daze.

Chen Fang patted her on the shoulder, Ding Yu turned to look at Chen Fang.

"Teacher, why are you in a daze?"

"I've been busy in the palace, but I'm idle here, I don't know what to do!"

Dingyu's voice was soft, and Chen Fang looked at her. Some people are used to being busy and not used to being idle, but Chen Fang likes to be idle the most.

Lying down and let the girl beat her legs and rub her shoulders, and wipe the oil by herself, how comfortable it is, why do you like to be busy.Isn't it good to rub the daughter's parents' hair and tease the girls?

To be busy is to be busy in bed with beautiful women, that is a happy life.

Chen Fang went over and patted Dingyu's shoulder, but he didn't feel it.

"Then go fish with me!"

Pulling the Dingyu, he went to the water diversion channel of the workshop. It was said to be a channel, but it was extremely wide, more than two meters wide. An ordinary person would fall into the water when he jumped.It is actually more appropriate to call it a river.

The water was not deep, so Chen Fang rolled up his trouser legs and lifted the hem of his Hanfu skirt, and was about to go into the water, but was pulled by Dingyu.

"Master wants to catch fish, why is it so troublesome?"

"How can you catch fish if you don't go into the water?"

Dingyu smiled slightly, Chen Fang couldn't figure it out, but saw Dingyu went to the side to find a bamboo branch to test its length, softness and hardness, and then Chen Fang saw a very mysterious scene.

Nima, this is too strong, the bamboo stick stabs the fish, and it is extremely accurate, do you think this is a sharp harpoon?

Looking at the few swimming fish flopping on the shore, Chen Fang scratched his head, feeling that he seemed to have misunderstood the world.

Nima, have I transmigrated into the Tang Dynasty or into the world of Gaowu?

Chen Fang felt that he was a bit messy, but he saw his apprentice plunged into the water with a bamboo branch again, and a swimming fish followed the bamboo branch out of the water, jumping on the bank.A few fish scales fell off, and a few traces of bright red were added in the middle.

"Sister, is it okay for me to ask you to be my teacher?"

Chen Fang thought to himself, hugging Dingyu's thigh, now why does he feel that hugging Dingyu's thigh is the safest and most comfortable.