This is not the Datang I am familiar with

"Shangshi, I really..."

"If my lord doesn't accept Ding Yu, Ding Yu will not be able to kneel here forever!"

Chen Fang was depressed, this was forcing him to accept disciples!You can't afford to kneel, this is the palace, you can't afford to kneel in front of me, what's the matter.After all, you are Shangshi, a female official, and the leader of Shangshi Bureau.

Chen Fang wanted to ignore it, but he couldn't!People have seen it, but they don't know how to pass it on.

Alright, since you want to be a teacher and a slave, I will let you back out.Is it really so fun to be a slave?

Chen Fang didn't have any intention of recruiting apprentices, it's so tiring to accept apprentices, besides, his first priority now is to save his life, if the person who poisoned him can't be found, and if the black hands behind the scenes can't be found, Chen Fang will not be able to survive for a day, so what kind of apprentices should he accept? .

"Shang Shi, you get up first, since you want to worship me as your teacher, then I will test you!"

Chen Fang was determined to dissuade Shangshi Dingyu, but he thought that Shangshi Dingyu was the head of Shangshi Bureau after all, and he only prepared meals for the emperor on weekdays, which was also commanding others to work.Where has served others, already has an idea at this time.

"Dingyu is at the master's disposal!"

This tripod jade must have already hit the snake with a stick, so he called the master directly.It's not that easy to call me Master.

"I want to wash my feet!"

Dingyu looked at the sky outside, the sun was still high, it was still bright outside, washing feet, what is this operation?What do you do after washing your feet?sleep?

"What are you still doing?"

"Dingyu, go prepare hot water now!"

Seeing Dingyu leave, Chen Fang slapped his forehead, what's the matter? Although Shangshi is a female official, he is also an official, and he is waiting for him to wash his feet. What's the matter.Nima, Wu Meiniang would not wait for Li Zhi to wash his feet, would she?

But if you want to force Shangshi Dingyu to retreat, you must let her understand at this time, and let her retreat in spite of the difficulties.Fortunately, there is only the monk Shi Dingyu here, and no one else.

If it is seen by others, they don't know how crazy the palace is.You must know that those little maids and eunuchs are usually too idle to die. After all, there are so many court ladies and eunuchs serving so few people, and they can't do it if they are not free.There are many people at leisure.

Not long after, Shangshi Dingyu brought a pot of hot water respectfully, Chen Fang stretched out one foot, Shangshi Dingyu hurriedly helped Chen Fang take off his boots.

The ones worn in the Tang Dynasty are not the kicks of later generations. You can fly with just one kick, and the boots are quite difficult to take off.

Shangshi Dingyu took it off several times, but he couldn't take it off.Thinking back then, no, thinking about future generations, Gao Lishi took off his boots for Li Bai, and that took some effort.

Chen Fang sighed.

"Shangshi, you don't have to be like this."

"Master, you can just call me Dingyu from now on. Dingyu is a bit clumsy, she has never helped someone take off their boots before, so please don't blame me, Master."

Shangshi Dingyu unexpectedly half-kneeled in front of Chen Fang at this time, hugged Chen Fang's leg into his arms, took off one of Chen Fang's boots with great difficulty.

Suddenly, Shangshi Dingyu frowned, wearing long boots, one can imagine what Chen Fang's feet smell like.

Seeing Shangshi Dingyu frowning, Chen Fang only hated himself for not having Hong Kong feet, so that he could smoke her away directly.

Chen Fang raised his other leg again, Shangshi Dingyu made another difficult operation, finally took off Chen Fang's boots, at this moment his forehead was sweating, and he was slightly out of breath.

Chen Fang looked at her arms, the originally spotless palace clothes were now covered with some dust because of holding his legs in her arms.

"The water is already cold!"

"Dingyu, go change it now!"

Looking at Shangshi Dingyu's back, Chen Fang sighed.

"Am I going too far? She just wants to be a teacher. Why bother her?"

"No, I can't protect myself in this palace now, what kind of apprentice will I teach her?"

After a while, Shangshi Dingyu came back with water.

"The water is so hot, you want to scald me to death!"

"Ding Yu deserves to die, Ding Yu deserves to die!"

Seeing Shangshi Dingyu carrying water to change again, Chen Fang couldn't help frowning.

"What are you still insisting on? Don't you give up? Let's all be colleagues and prepare imperial meals for the emperor together. What kind of teacher do you want to worship! Will you listen to me in the future?"

She tossed Shangshi Dingyu a few times, but she didn't see the slightest idea of ​​giving up, and even frowned once when she smelled Chen Fang's feet, she always had a pleasant face and apologized to Chen Fang.

I really became determined after eating the weights.

"Hey! Shang Shi, why do you do this?"

"Dingyu knows that this is Master testing Dingyu's patience, Dingyu will not let Master down!"

"I tested your patience. Where did I test your patience? I just want you to retreat! I don't want to accept apprentices. What are you testing?"

Chen Fang cursed in his heart, watching Shangshi Dingyu holding his foot with both hands, and kneading it seriously at this moment.

It's very comfortable, but I didn't expect that the cook from Tang Dynasty couldn't take off her boots, and she pinched her feet a few times.I don't know where she learned it.

Just as Chen Fang wanted to lie down comfortably, he immediately thought that this would not work, and now he wanted to make her retreat in spite of the difficulties!

"what!"

"Dingyu deserves to be damned, he hurt Master, please punish him!"

Chen Fang really wanted to scold Shangshi, but...forget it, she would not give up after tossing her so much, and she was still kind, and she would give up after a few words of scolding.

If you think so, it would be too whimsical.This woman is so stubborn!This is a model of not hitting the south wall and not looking back!

It's better to set a difficult problem and tell her to worship herself as a teacher after completing it.As long as the questions are difficult, if she can't complete them, she will have no face to worship herself as a teacher.

Chen Fang thought of another idea, he didn't want to get entangled with Shang Shi at this time.When making a question, you want to learn from a teacher, and I will test you first. This is such a normal operation.

Chapter 19 The women in Tang Dynasty are scary

"Okay, since you want to worship me as your teacher, then I will test you one last time. As long as you can do it, I will accept you. If you can't, you should stop mentioning me as your teacher in the future."

Shangshi Dingyu frowned, and suddenly looked at Chen Fang firmly.

"Master proposes a question!"

Chen Fang thought about it, and if he wanted to dissuade this Shangshi Dingyu, he had to ask questions related to cooking skills.She doesn't know how to answer other questions, so she can say that she made a mistake in this question.For example, if she wants to learn cooking, she can't come up with a proposition for her to do. No, she refers to things and writes poems.

Cooking skills, I let you slaughter livestock, the ancients have been able to kill cattle, you can't say that you can't!

Strictly speaking, slaughtering livestock has nothing to do with cooking skills. After all, chefs of later generations are unlikely to kill pigs and sheep by themselves. At most, they will deal with chickens and ducks.

But it is not impossible to connect them by force.

Chen Fang was determined to make things difficult for Shangshi Dingyu, so he didn't believe that a woman could really kill livestock.

What if she could really kill pigs and sheep, cows and dogs?

Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case. After all, Chen Fang doesn't know whether this ancient cook should learn how to kill pigs and sheep.You must know that Pao Ding is also a cook, so he can relieve cattle.

Since it is necessary to slaughter livestock, it is naturally not ordinary livestock, such as cattle, sheep, pigs and dogs, so it will not trouble her.

If it is a beast, let me see how you are!Aren't tigers and bears' paws prepared in this Shangshi Bureau, you are a big girl, I will let you kill bears and tigers, let me see how you do!

I just don't know the rules in this palace, and are there any beasts in the palace?What if the rules don't allow it or there are no live beasts?

Let her kill a cow when the time comes, I don't believe she can do it alone.

Chen Fang thought about it for a while, thinking that this should be difficult for Shangshi Dingyu.At this time, dissuading her is the top priority.

When she can't finish it, she can say a few good words, such as asking for advice and communicating more on weekdays. It shouldn't be difficult to dispel her idea of ​​apprenticeship.

"The ancients had Paoding Jieniu, isn't it difficult?"

"Master asked Dingyu to relieve the cow?"

Shangshi Dingyu there frowned, Chen Fang was overjoyed, look, she really can't!You can't even solve a cow, let alone a bear or a tiger.

"In ancient times, any cook, Paoding, could kill a cow. I think it's too easy for you to kill a cow. Let's kill a beast, such as a tiger or a bear."

Chen Fang made it infinitely more difficult, Shangshi Dingyu's forehead twitched a few times.

Chen Fang was even more overjoyed, look, he has found the right way, and he will soon be stumped by Shangshi Dingyu.

Give her a question that she can't do at all, haha, let me see what you will do.

Don't say you are a woman, even if you are a strong man, it would be very difficult to kill a tiger or a bear.

After all, fierce people like Wu Song are not everywhere, let alone she is a woman.

Although Shangshi Dingyu can no longer be regarded as a delicate woman at this time, she is relatively weak no matter how you look at it, and she is definitely not able to do this job.It's not that easy to become a teacher.

Chen Fang thought that if he was given a knife, and tigers and bears appeared in front of him, his legs would already be weak, and he couldn't do it at all.

Chen Fang waited for Shangshi Dingyu to retreat when he knew the difficulty, and suddenly Shangshi Dingyu looked at Chen Fang with burning eyes.

"Master, we have made a deal. It happens that there is a black bear to be slaughtered in the palace tomorrow morning to supplement the meat storage of the Shangshi Bureau. I will tell the feeder that I will do it myself tomorrow!"

"Hey hey hey! Butchering a black bear is an extremely dangerous thing, Shangshi should not..."

"Master, don't worry, although it has been two years since he killed a living creature, Dingyu has killed a lot of livestock and beasts before."

"You killed?"

Chen Fang looked at Shangshi Dingyu, who was not too tall, with a fair and clean body and a slightly fat body, a well-maintained face in his thirties, and a slim figure despite being slightly fat.

Chen Fang couldn't believe that such a charming woman had killed a beast.

"Don't force yourself, bears are not that easy to kill!"

"Master, don't worry, Dingyu has his own measure. I will come to see Master tomorrow!"

That night, Chen Fang had a dream, and for some reason, he dreamed of Shangshi Dingyu being slapped away by a black bear.Waking up in the middle of the night, I wondered if the question I asked was too difficult and deceitful.

No matter, I will persuade her tomorrow and let her retreat in spite of difficulties.Chen Fang just wanted to persuade him to quit, never thought of harming Shangshi Dingyu.

On the second day, as expected, Shangshi Dingyu found Chen Fang early in the morning and wanted to take Chen Fang to a place where some livestock, rare birds and animals were temporarily kept.

Chen Fang saw that Shangshi Dingyu was wearing a bodysuit today, which was not like the usual looser palace attire.This woman, no, she can really kill beasts!

Turning in and out of the palace, Chen Fang felt dizzy.This palace is really too big, with Shangshi Dingyu with him, there is no obstacle along the way.After passing through several palace gates, they were all heavily guarded.

When the eyes are empty, the majestic royal palaces are already behind.

This place is no longer in the Tai Chi Palace group of palaces, and Chen Fang is not sure where it is, it should be an inner garden specially for the royal family to visit.

Most of the livestock and rare birds and animals raised here are for the nobles in the harem to watch.Some live animals that were sent to the palace for backup by the Shangshi Bureau were also temporarily kept here, and they were captured and presented with great difficulty from various places.

When Shangshi Dingyu arrived, several people had already greeted him, and they naturally knew Shangshi from the Shangshi Bureau.

"Master Shangshi, today you really want to do the knife yourself!"

"If you don't believe me, I can still kill ferocious beasts?"

"How dare you believe it! Back then, those guardsmen in the palace looked at beasts with limp legs, but they were nothing more than a knife in front of Lord Shangshi."

Shangshi Dingyu took a sharp knife with a bull's ear, someone had already opened the door of the cage where a black bear was temporarily kept.

"Don't force yourself to eat!"

Chen Fang hurried to persuade.

"Master, remember our agreement!"

Master, the master who heard Shangshi Dingyu calling to come with him, and the waiters all looked embarrassed.

At this time, Shangshi Dingyu had already had the cage opened, and stepped into the cage. The black bear who was tearing a piece of pork raw immediately became a little manic when he saw Shangshi Dingyu coming in.

After putting down the pork, there was a loud roar, and the person stood up.

The black bear man stood up, and his huge body, which was taller than ordinary men, rushed towards Shangshi Dingyu, and the whole cage shook suddenly.

Seeing a black bear, especially at such a close distance, made Chen Fang truly understand why the word "huggy-backed and burly-backed" is used to describe a person who is strong.

Unconsciously, Chen Fang's heart beat a few beats faster, but he saw that Shangshi Dingyu lowered his body slightly, grasped the sharp knife with the bull's ear in his backhand, and even rushed towards the violent black bear.

Chen Fangzheng was worried about Shangshi Dingyu's safety, but he only heard a mournful bear roar, and when he looked again, the heavy and ferocious black bear's body had fallen to the ground.

Chapter 20 Wu Meiniang Trains the Horse

The blood and tears on the black bear's neck had already wet the hair, and there was a pool of blood on the ground.The smell of blood came to my face.

Shangshi Dingyu skillfully began to peel off the bear's skin.

Where am I?

who am I?

What am I seeing?