Poor Ghost Up and Down 2000

Poor Ghost Up and Down 2000 Author: NPC

brief introduction:

She has experienced the Battle of Changping and witnessed the murder of tens of thousands of people.She once led the great Qin iron cavalry to compete with the six kingdoms.She has seen three parts of the world, mountains and rivers shattered.

I have also heard the curling Longzhong piano sound.In the prosperous age of Zhenguan, she was once intoxicated, so how is the eternal empress so young?She has been angry with horses in fresh clothes, and she has also used feather fans and scarves.

I have worked as a farmer and also as a teacher.But no one knows that such a person has lived for 2000 years.  …

Chapter 1: Not all elderly people are handicapped

"Cooking cake, cooking cake."

"Come and see, good meat, take a look."

"Drink, drink."

In the noisy market, ordinary people in coarse linen clothes held a few copper coins and purchased the things they needed.Not to mention, in this day and age, it is already one of the few extravagant wishes for the family to have a few boards of money to buy things.There are wars everywhere, without end, and people live without even a hope.

Most of the people on the street were pale and emaciated, and there was a burst of pushing and shoving in the crowd, and a guy who didn't fit in squeezed out.It's out of place, but it's okay if you don't look carefully. He is also wearing a coarse cloth head, and some cloth strips are wrapped around his feet, and he is wearing a pair of straw sandals.He is not very young, he looks only sixteen or seventeen years old.

This is a "juvenile", but it is indeed too strange to say that a teenager is.Where is the strangeness?This young man is too handsome.With watery skin, a face as delicate as jade, and a figure of five or six feet (about 1.7 meters), no one can praise him if he looks at him. He looks like a young man.

At this time, the young man had a gloomy expression on his face, and he patted his clothes in despair, the cuffs were covered with dust.

"It's really crowded." Gu Nan curled his mouth and straightened his neckline: "Damn it, so where did I end up?"

Gu Nan was the boy's name. At this time, she was standing on the street looking at unfamiliar scenes, and she was very serious again.

She is not a teenager, she is a teenager, it's just because her face is dusty and somewhat masculine.In her own appearance, she should be a very handsome young girl.

So why is it a girl!Looking at his slightly propped up chest, Gu Nan had the urge to open his mouth to curse.

It all started a few days ago.

At that time, he was still him, a good young man in the 21st century.

Well, not really good, just an ordinary office worker.What you do is a design major. You know the design work, which is to make finished products over and over again, and then be sent down by the boss over and over again to remake the depressing work.

Twelve o'clock that night, well, around it.He was already going to bed, but the mailbox jumped again, and the zz boss asked him to rework his new poster.To be honest, he didn't have so many complaints if the amendments were good.But his boss didn't understand at all, and every time he raised some vague subjective opinions, without a clear direction for revision, he just said that he almost felt like it, how do you say it should be changed.

Of course, who would let someone else be the boss? Even if Gu Nan was 1 unwilling, he could only make another bowl of noodles and sit in front of the computer all night preparing to write a manuscript.

He remembered that he was making a poster for an ancient battlefield game, and the boss' request was to create a sense of the history and vicissitudes of the ancient battlefield.

"History and vicissitudes." Gu Nan adjusted his glasses and said to himself.

Well, no matter, add a few filters, then adjust the color balance, the picture is warmer, add a little grayscale, and finally spread a layer of particles, it should feel a little bit.Thinking about dragging the original picture into the software.

It took a few hours to modify it, and before he knew it, Gu Nan fell asleep without knowing when.

Unexpectedly, when he woke up again, he had already turned into such an appearance, wearing an ancient cloth, and passed out on a small road.The degree of myopia that has remained unchanged for 12 years since junior high school has disappeared, short hair has become long hair, and his height has shrunk to about 1.7 meters. Even his little brother who has been with him for many years has disappeared.

She was in a daze for a long time, wanting to cry but without tears. She looked around, but there was no one on the path except her. It happened to be noon and the weather was hot.

He raised his hand and shook it empty.The strength has become much stronger, there is no reference, it's just how she feels.He turned over and jumped up from the ground, frowning, even his body became much lighter.

"So." After a while, Gu Nan looked up at the endless blue sky: "Should I scold my mother?"

Without a purpose, she walked down the wake-up path and walked for about three days before she encountered the first place where there were people.

It is the city she is in now.

The city is definitely not small, as can be seen from the towering city walls and the tumbling moat outside.When Gu Nanguang came in, he went through several checks by the guards outside and made sure that he was only a civilian before he walked in.

To be honest, if time travel caused her any troubles, it would be nothing.After all, he was also in a state of no father, no mother, no care and no care in his previous life.But to say that it makes her excited, there is absolutely nothing.

Not to mention a completely changed person, even the gender has changed.

The important thing is that she doesn't even know what kind of era and environment she is in now, so she can't survive at all, right?

"Looking at the attire and what they said, it should be ancient China." Gu Nan stood at the corner of the street, watching the people coming and going on the street, and murmured uncertainly.People on the street occasionally communicate with each other. The language An Chen understands is indeed Chinese. Although there are some dialects mixed in, it does not seriously affect her understanding.

"Cuckoo." There was a strange cry from his stomach.Gu Nan lowered her head depressed and touched her stomach. She hadn't eaten for three days. Although she didn't know why her body didn't feel any serious discomfort, it seemed that she could still be hungry for a long time.But what I have to say is that she really wants to have a good meal now.

"Not to mention a meal." Gu Nan drooped his eyes: "Now I don't have a penny, bastard."

At this time, the handsome and heroic face was sizing up the street, and a pair of good-looking eyes carefully scanned everyone's waist: "I can't help it, I have to get some money."

As she spoke, her eyes fell on an old man in extraordinary clothes.It looks like it should be 60 or [-] years old, but its footsteps still give people a sense of stability.He exudes a unique aura, he is particularly conspicuous in the crowd, and it is easy for people to notice him.

Looking from a distance, the gray hair was well-groomed, and although the face was old, there was no cloudiness in the eyes of an old man.A height of about six or seven feet (1.8 meters) can be considered very burly for an old man.He didn't bring anyone with him, but the clothes on his body made Gu Nan notice him at the first sight.

Regardless of the temperament and appearance of the other party, Gu Nan only had eyes on the heavy money bag on the other party's waist at this time.

With a lot of money in his hand, and an old man with "handicapped hands and feet", he is simply the perfect target.

Gu Nan has no father and no mother, so life was not easy when he was a child. In order to survive, he also did petty theft.I haven't done this kind of thing for many years, but I didn't expect to use it in this situation.

Of course, she had her own reasons for choosing this old man.In addition to the fact that the other party is an old man, his physical fitness is relatively "poor" in all aspects, and his reaction is not as sharp as that of young people.

What's more important is that the other party seems to be a wealthy family, so if you want to steal some money from him, it won't cause too much trouble to him.On the contrary, you can get more money.

Old man, I'm sorry, don't take it to heart.Gu Nan licked his lips and quietly followed.

Many years later, when Gu Nan recalled this experience, he always wanted to slap himself. If God gave her another chance, she would never steal the old man's money.

Chapter 2: It’s not easy to eat a meal by yourself

The crowd is crowded, the streets are not spacious, and walking through crowded places will inevitably be a burst of pushing and shoving.The old man walked in front but looked leisurely, he could always find the place where the crowd ridiculed him, and walked past lightly.

Gently slowing down his pace, Gu Nan followed behind the old man unhurriedly, while gradually adjusting his pace to keep pace with the old man.His eyes fell on the old man's waist and he looked again.

The rope that bound the purse was tied with a slipknot, which could be undone with a slight tug.This binding method is convenient for withdrawing money, but it is also convenient for stealing.If there is a tight knot, Gu Nan will walk away without saying a word.She didn't have a knife in her hand to cut the rope quickly, and she didn't have the ability to untie a dead knot without others noticing.

The purse looked heavy, and it swayed with the old man's steps.

All that is left is to wait for an opportunity, Gu Nan pursed her lips and looked forward.There seemed to be a pancake stall with a good business in front, and there were about seven or eight people waiting there, ready to buy one and try it.This place should be regarded as a busy market in the bazaar, with many people passing by on the side road.

"Ahem." The old man glanced at the pancake stand by the roadside. If he used to come back, he might come back and order a few, but now that this person is old, his teeth are not as good as before, so it's better to avoid it.It was rare for him to come out for a walk, so he decided to find an old place to drink tea.

"Papa." Suddenly felt someone pat on the right shoulder, and unconsciously turned his head to look over, but there was no one there.

"Huh." There was an inaudible wind sound from behind, and it was almost impossible to hear it amidst the noise of the crowd.

The old man immediately understood what was going on, raised his brows, and a hint of mockery flashed in his eyes.

Okay, you dare to steal something from me!

Hey, I got it.Gu Nan's hand sprang out quietly like a spirit snake, swiftly and silently, it circled the old man's waist strangely, and pulled the rope of the purse silently.