Live Wilderness Challenge

Chapter 73 The Golden Bomb

"Haha, seeing Master Xu like this, I know he must have not slept well all night!"

"I feel sorry for Master Xu, I have a good body, and have been rounded up by mosquitoes!"

"23333 upstairs!"

Chen Xu looked at the barrage with black lines all over his face.

Ten minutes later, he came to the place where the noose trap had been laid yesterday. The noose hook had been disengaged, and the rattan noose was hanging by the edge of the palm tree, empty.

Nothing was caught, and there was no shadow of the beast.

The audience can clearly see his gloomy face from the footage of the drone.

"Hoo... Brothers, today is my second day living in the tropical rainforest of Yunnan. To be honest, I had a good start yesterday. I quickly found the water source, built a residence, and caught small fish. But from where the fire started, I've had a rough road to where I am now."

"Failed to start a fire, did not eat cooked food, was bitten by mosquitoes, and now the trap is fruitless, to be honest, I am really angry, but the more we encounter this situation, the more we must calm down, give up on ourselves, and only take it upon ourselves perish."

After calming down, Chen Xu returned the trap to its original position.

"We can judge that there is nothing wrong with the trap, and the mechanism was successfully triggered, but why didn't the beast be caught? There is a possibility that it moved too fast, and it had already run away the moment the mechanism was triggered. go out."

"So, I might be able to get some bait to stop it, so the trap's success rate will be greatly improved, but I don't have bait now, but, I may be able to..."

Turning his eyes, he grinned at the corner of his mouth and smiled, walked to the front of the trap, squatted down, and slowly took off his pants.

"Worst grass! Master Xu, what are you doing?"

"Master Xu, you have always regarded yourself as a green anchor, don't get involved in pornography!"

"Yellow anchor, if you take it off again, I will call the police!"

Chen Xu controlled the drone with his thoughts, so that the camera could not capture his lower body, only his upper body was exposed, and said with a smile, "It's okay, I'm just shitting."

"In the animal world, feces are one of the important symbols for animals to mark their smell, and to divide their orientation and territory. When a wild animal smells my feces, it will definitely stop and take a look, because I have violated its rights after all. Territory, when the time comes, hehehe..."

"Wo Cao, Master Xu, you are too treacherous, aren't you? Fishing wild animals with shit?"

"666, a certain anchor shits live and earns a million dollars a month!"

"Golden Bomb, BOOM!"

"Fuck! Next time I won't watch Master Xu's live broadcast while eating again!"

"Why should I refuse my gift of 200 bamboos to the anchor! — Master Xu, work harder, I can already smell it!"

"The cat who traveled through time and space gave the anchor 20 grilled fish! ——Sorry, my family has diarrhea after eating too much rhubarb. I'm sorry, I made everyone laugh!"

"Kongling Hegang presented the anchor with 2 lobsters! ——I just want to ask, what should Master Xu use to wipe his butt after pulling?"

With the extension of the broadcast time, more than 3 people have gathered in the live broadcast room. When everyone saw that Chen Xu was really shitting live, the entire screen was covered by "666" and "23333".

And those viewers who came in from the new point were stunned when they saw such an awesome scene.

After shitting, Chen Xu wiped it several times with the dead leaves on the ground, then put on his pants and walked towards the river.

When he arrived at the river, he simply washed his face. He wanted to grab a few for breakfast, but for some reason, it seemed like a group of small fish had a holiday, and there was no sign of a single one.

Helpless, Chen Xu had no choice but to cross the small river, ready to go to the other side of the river to increase the search area.

"As I mentioned earlier, there are more than 2 species of organisms in the tropical rainforest of Yunnan, including more than 5000 species of plants. Most of them are edible, as long as you pay attention to them!"

Five or six minutes after leaving the creek, Chen Xu came to a pile of weeds, pointed to one of the light green weeds with leaves like snowflake petals, and said with a smile: "Here comes my breakfast!"

"Master Xu, don't make fun of me, can this weed be eaten?"

"That's right, Master Xu, just because of your title of short king, you won't be very hungry after eating this!"

"Master Xu, let's dig up bugs and eat them!"

Seeing the barrage, black lines popped up on his forehead, he still grabbed a leaf, put it in front of the drone and said, "You should be familiar with it, right? This is mugwort, also called mugwort, and it is a plant of the genus Artemisia in the Compositae family. , in traditional Chinese medicine, it is mostly used for moxibustion, and we also use it as a thing to ward off evil spirits during the Dragon Boat Festival, hanging in front of the door."

"Actually, some people don't know that wormwood is also edible. During the Ching Ming Festival in the south, people often mix fresh wormwood and glutinous rice flour in a ratio of [-]:[-], and wrap it with peanuts, sesame seeds and sugar. It is made into a delicious glutinous rice cake, which looks like a green dumpling."

After finishing speaking, he threw the wormwood in his hand into his mouth and chewed, "Well...it's a bit bitter, but it has an indescribable aroma, and the taste is not bad."

"However, in the rainforest, there are not any plants that can be eaten indiscriminately. There are some highly poisonous plants that must not be touched. Among them, the most representative one is poison arrow wood."

After walking around again, Chen Xu came to a tall tree. This tree was at least 30 meters high, and its bark was gray.

"Look, this is the legendary poisonous arrow tree. Don't think it is an ordinary tree. The poisonous arrow tree, also known as 'seeing blood to seal the throat', is the earliest known poisonous tree in the world. , the milky white sap from its trunk and leaves is highly poisonous."

"As long as it touches the wounds of humans and animals, it can paralyze the heart of the poisoned person, block the blood vessels, coagulate the blood, and even suffocate to death. It is very terrible!"

"This big tree is so awesome, I haven't seen how special it is?"

"Didn't you watch a movie upstairs? The more top killer you are, the more ordinary you look!"

"Master Xu's theory of knowledge is really rich!"

"Yeah, it takes ordinary people, I don't know, but if you touch this tree, you will die!"

Chen Xu took a firm look at the poison arrow wood, "We can remember its location. In the primitive tribes in the rainforest, the warriors who go out to hunt generally like to use the juice of poison arrow wood to smear their weapons on their weapons, so that they can hunt wild animals. It is more efficient, and we can also take advantage of this!"

After speaking, he continued to drive forward.

Because there is no machete, many vines can only be drilled bit by bit by himself.

Moreover, from time to time, be careful of poisonous snakes that may attack at any time.

When he encountered something that he couldn't get around, he could only cut it off with a dagger.

And just as Chen Xu turned over a section of dense vine forest, a plant in front of him attracted him!

Chapter 74 God TM moves!

"Brothers, look, what I found!"

At this time, when Chen Xu saw the plant, his expression was excited, and he hurriedly walked over there.

The audience can see from the footage taken by the drone that it is a two-meter-high small tree covered with green leaves, and under the leaves are fiery red ones, which look like small tomatoes The fruit of the plant is smaller than a small tomato, and each fruit is less than 1-2 centimeters.

"The cherry tomatoes?"

"West grass, small tomatoes grow in the tropical rainforest?"

"Could it be the mysterious fruit that Xu Ye mentioned earlier?"

Chen Xu came to the fruit tree, nodded, and said with a smile: "That's right, some brothers have already guessed it. This is indeed a mysterious fruit, one of the typical tropical shrubs, originally produced in West Africa, and later introduced to China."

"The reason why it is called the miracle fruit is because it has a protease that can change the ability of human taste. That is to say, after you eat the miracle fruit, within a period of time, if you eat any other acidic fruit, it will change. Very sweet."

"My God! There is such a magical fruit in the world?"

"Yeah, why have I never seen it in a supermarket?"

"Is it true, Master Xu, I don't study much, so don't lie to me!"

Chen Xu held back his laughter and picked a mysterious fruit from the tree, "How could I lie to you? You rarely see it because the mysterious fruit is a precious plant that is rarely sold in the market, and its own taste It’s not very tasty, and it’s generally used for product processing.”

"However, this fruit is of great use to me. The protease contained in its juice can sweeten the acidic fruit, and it can also target the mosquito acid, which can effectively eliminate the red, itchy, swollen and painful mosquito bites."

After speaking, he crushed the mysterious fruit in his hand, dipped his index finger in the juice, and smeared it one by one on every red envelope that was destroyed by mosquitoes last night.

"Don't tell me, this juice is really effective, just like soap liquid, it really relieves a lot after applying it!"

After getting rid of the mosquito bag on his body, Chen Xu finally felt a lot more comfortable. He grabbed a few fruits, threw them into his mouth, chewed them twice, and spit out the seeds.

"The taste is okay, a little sour, but the pulp is too small. Unless we eat the whole tree, we can't fill our stomachs at all. We still have to find a way to find other food."

"When it comes to eating, I only obey my Lord Xu!"

"Mysterious fruit: QAQ, thank God for making me grow so small!"

"Haha, 666 upstairs!"

After passing through a piece of barren grass, Chen Xu found a small puddle.

"Tropical rainforests have abundant rainfall and humid climate. Small puddles of this kind exist everywhere. However, you must distinguish whether it is running water before drinking it."

"However, my goal is not water, because I already have a running stream to provide me with a constant supply of good water, so I don't have to take risks, but we can go and see if there is any food."

When food was mentioned, his eyes became visibly greener.

The small pool is not big, only one or two square meters, surrounded by weeds, and many withered and rotten trees are pressed on it. The dead trees are covered with green moss, which looks a little disgusting.

Chen Xu pointed to the dead wood, "Generally, this kind of place is the most suitable environment for insects to inhabit. There are water sources, shelters, and various moss and plankton for them to eat. Let me touch it and see if there is any harvest! "

As he spoke, he squatted down, put his hands into the water, and began to grope continuously.

"Oh haha, there is really something in the water, I can clearly feel its beating, it seems to be a frog!"

After touching for a long time, Chen Xu finally caught the frog out, "Look, this might be our lunch, look at this little frog, it's quite smart, knowing that there are insects in this pool, so it came here to look for food, But, unfortunately, he met me."

The back of the frog was black and gray, the bottom was white, and the body was covered with mud.

He grabbed the frog's two thick lower legs with both hands, and the frog couldn't break free, so he could only pat his fingers with his two small claws, desperately resisting.

"Master Xu 666, catch frogs with bare hands!"

"Congratulations to Grandpa Xu for adding a new member to the luxury gourmet family bucket!"

"Master Xu is so courageous. If it were me, I wouldn't dare to touch the water!"

Here, Chen Xu grabbed the frog with one hand, groped out a stone with the other, pressed the frog to the ground, and said with a smile, "Hey, it's the same old way, let's give him a brick first, and shoot it to death!"

Bang bang bang!

After hitting it three times in a row, the frog completely lost its resistance and stayed obediently on the ground.

He smiled and dropped the stone.

But at the moment when he was about to pick up the frog, the little frog jumped out of his hand with a kick of its legs and a "puchi".

"..."

Chen Xu was stunned, and the next second, he rushed forward hastily.

It's a pity that the little frog's reaction was extremely quick. With a twist of its buttocks and a kick of its legs, it jumped into the wild grass and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Hahaha, I laughed out loud!"

"23333!"

"Haha, Master Xu was successfully deceived by the frog!"

"666, this frog is going against the heavens, god damn it!"

"The frog said, I can survive Master Xu, and I can brag about this meme for a year!"

"Frog: If you don't die, you won't die, hum!"

In the live broadcast room, more than 233333 viewers saw this scene, and "[-]" filled the screen, saying that they laughed and cried all kinds of things, and Le's stomach hurts.

Here, Chen Xu sighed, "Okay, brothers, I admit that I underestimated that frog just now, this time I will be serious!"

"Let me see if there is another silly frog in this pool!"

While talking, Chen Xu stretched his hand into the pool again, this time, he didn't even let go of the rotten dead wood.

Green moss and yellow rotting wood slime covered his arms.

After a while, Chen Xu grabbed another frog and said with a smile: "Hey hey, brothers, God is still attached to me. Look, this one is much fatter than the one just now!"

It was exactly as he said, this frog was obviously a few circles bigger than the one just now, with a pair of jet-black eyes staring at Chen Xu as cute as it could be, and its four legs were struggling desperately.

Chen Xu tutted his head and shook his head, "Look, this silly frog seems to be showing off to me, begging me to let it go, unfortunately, I will never be soft this time!"

"666, Master Xu must be serious!"

"Master Xu, don't make trouble, that frog is obviously saying: Look at NMB!"

"233333 upstairs!"

"The frog handed in a flash, but it's a pity that Master Xu still kept it!"

Chapter 75 Strangling the Banyan Tree

After Chen Xu caught the frog, he held down the frog's head with one hand, and grabbed the frog's two thick long legs with the other hand, "This time we don't use bricks, but directly cut off his spinal cord, which is the central nervous system, so that it can Can't move anymore, just like me!"