"Why don't you block it!" "He said that if I blocked him, he would let me lie on the bed for three days!" said the guard Li Jing. "This bastard!" Head Zhang ran over to the house after finishing speaking!

Chapter 90 Squat

There is a problem with the Internet at home, and it took a long time to get up!The speed of the network card is to die!Sorry for the slow update! "You idiot, open the door, if you don't open the door, believe it or not, I set the house on fire!" said Captain Zhang, patting them.Then he took out his lighter!

After Hu Hao saw it through the crack of the door, he quickly said, "Brother, the houses are connected. If you do anything, you will burn down other people's houses!"

Head Zhang looked up and looked around. The houses he lived in now were all connected to each other, and it was summer.Thinking about it, I put the lighter in my pocket,

"You idiot, if you don't open the door again, brother will definitely break your leg! Believe it or not!" Captain Zhang continued to pat the door and said.

"Brother, I didn't cause trouble this time, really!" Hu Hao said hastily.

"You fart, you didn't cause trouble, how did the car come here, and where did you go!" said Captain Zhang,

"Brother, I was tired from walking, so I robbed the devil of the car. I'll go. I'm going to buy cigarettes. I don't have any cigarettes. Really, brother, I really didn't cause trouble this time!" Hu Hao said in the room. yelled.

"Buy cigarettes! Good boy, brother Huyou said to report to the headquarters, so he reported to buy cigarettes! Tell me where you bought it, how much you bought, what else did you do, if you don't open the door again, I started hitting you with wood. Believe it or not !” Head Zhang shouted.

Hearing what Captain Zhang said, Hu Hao knew in his heart that he couldn't escape this time, so he said: "Brother, I was really honest when I went out this time, and I didn't cause trouble for you, brother, let me tell you not to beat me up! "Hu Hao said.

"Stop talking nonsense, open the door!" Captain Zhang said, after Hu Hao opened the door, Captain Zhang rushed up to beat Hu Hao, Hu Hao followed him around the table,

Head Zhang couldn't hit him, so he shouted to the door: "Xiao Li, come here!"

"Director Zhang, Director Wang has something to do with me, I'll go there first!" Li Jingwei shouted outside the door, thinking to himself: "Don't get me involved in the fight between your two brothers! I can't afford to mess with that Idiot! Otherwise, I must be the one who suffers in the end!" After thinking about it, he ran away.Captain Zhang has no choice.

"Stop with me, do you hear me! I'm going to beat you up today, you kid is daring to lie to me now, if you don't beat you up, you won't be able to fly to the sky next time! Hurry up!" Captain Zhang said while chasing.

"Brother, throw the rope out of the door and I'll let you beat me up!" said Captain Zhang. "Okay." After finishing speaking, Captain Zhang went to the door and threw the rope on the ground, and immediately rushed over to beat Hu Hao. Now that there is no rope, Hu Hao is not afraid. Hu Hao has already figured out the move of this belt.

"Stand still don't move me. If you move me, how can you beat me! Still move! If you move again, I will come over with a rope and tie it up and beat you!" said the head of the group.Hu Hao didn't move anymore, and Captain Zhang stopped smoking after two strokes.

If I really want to let myself beat Hu Hao, I really can't do it, after all, Hu Hao started to come out with me when he was 12 years old!At the time when the two depended on each other for life, this time they were also angry. This kid Hu Hao dared to deceive himself to go out to buy cigarettes. He used to sneak out. This time the nature of deceit is worse!So head Zhang wants to warn him, or how can he lie to himself if he doesn't know Hu Hao next time!

After taking a few twitches, Captain Zhang stretched his back to pant for breath. He was exhausted after chasing him all the way just now, and it was almost noon now, and it was too hot today!Said: "Who helped you with this idea!" asked Zhang TuanZhang.

"I thought of it myself!" Hu Hao said with his head down.

"Okay, there's nothing wrong with this brain!" Said Captain Zhang.

"Brother, there is still a problem!" Hu Hao said quickly.

"There's a fart, I'm fooling you when you get someone else, I'll know what shit you're shitting if you poke your ass!" Captain Zhang said and looked outside the door, there was no one!

"Okay, don't pretend to be pitiful with me! Does it hurt if your skin is so thick after being pumped a few times? It also made me tired enough, do you hear me squatting now!" said the head of the group.

"Ah, brother, how did you come up with this idea!" Hu Hao heard the punishment method of squatting on horseback when he was still in elementary school and junior high school, and there were some perverted teachers, how could this group leader know it!

"Stop talking nonsense, I learned this from a master carpenter these two days. This is how he punished his apprentice. Hurry up, you have practiced martial arts and know how to squat, don't hurry up!" said the head of the group,

"Ah! Really squatting, brother, why don't you hit me a few more times! This way is a bit abnormal!" Hu Hao said a little worriedly,

"I won't smoke anymore. I'm exhausted from smoking. Hurry up and hear that. It's time to squat for two sticks of incense, don't hurry up!" Hu Hao picked up the belt and was about to smoke, Hu Hao quickly squatted down!

"Are you squatting or taking a shit! Raise your butt up! Don't move, that's it! Now I'm going to light incense for you!" Head Zhang said, and went into the house to get incense, Hu Hao immediately stood up!When Captain Zhang came out to light the incense, Hu Hao quickly squatted down again!

After lighting the incense, Tuan Zhang said, "Just squat like this, brother, go and see what you brought back!" After talking, Tuan Zhang entered the room again, Hu Hao stood up inside, and sat down on the stool !

"Stinky boy, where did the Japanese flag come from!" Head Zhang asked from inside.

"The robbed ghosts are from the command center in the city!" Hu Hao shouted outside, and squatted down immediately when he heard the commander Zhang rushing out!Head Zhang came out with the stuff wrapped in the Japanese national flag. Just now when Hu Hao put the money in the box, he took out the bag!

"Brother, let's see what you snatched back." Then he opened the package!I saw all kinds of Japanese inkstones and an ink stick inside!

"Idiot, you go to the devil's headquarters and take these things out! Ah! Where are the maps, the defense map, and the devil's documents! Why don't you take them!" said the head of the group.

"Ah! I didn't expect it. I thought this pen was pretty good, so I took it out. Brother, the pen in your hand is from Parker, and it is also an American product! It is very valuable!" Hu Hao squatted there and pointed at the hand of the head of the delegation. The pen on it said to head Zhang.

"You bastard, he, mother, these crap things have a ghost use, what I want is a map, the devil's defense map! You bastard." Said and rushed up to hit Hu Hao, Hu Hao stood up quickly Get up and start hiding.Captain Zhang twitched a few times and saw that Hu Hao was still standing up to hide, so he said,

"Squat down for me!" He said and went to look at those things. "What kind of crap! Next time, remember to go to the devil's headquarters and bring back the devil's map and defense map to me. These things are useful!"

As he spoke, he took the pen and stuffed it into the breast pocket of his coat. "This pen is not bad! It looks good when it is hung! There is still something else, isn't there a big bag? Why is there only one bag containing cigarettes left in the room!" asked the head of the delegation.

"Ah! Just one bag!" Hu Hao said pretending to be stupid.

"Fart, I'm blind! I can't see one bag or two bags! Tell me where I hid it, and you will feel better if I don't say that I found it myself!" said the head of the group.Recommend another book that is on the shelves: Welcome everyone to click and read!Thanks! bookid=2716694,bookname="Super University President"

Chapter 91 Hide it by yourself next time

Seeing that Hu Hao hadn't brought the other bag, head Zhang said, "There's still one more bag, show it to me quickly! If you don't take it out, I'll take care of you!"

"Brother, I stole that, it's mine!" Hu Hao said.

"It's yours, but I can't take a look at it? Don't tell me I went to look inside it myself!" said Captain Zhang.

Hu Hao had no choice but to enter the house, and head Zhang also followed in. Seeing Hu Hao open the box, head Zhang said: "Good boy, I still know how to hide things now! Take it out and let me see what good things it is." !"

Hu Hao took out the thing wrapped in a sheet, put it on the bed, unwrapped it, and exposed the things inside.

"Si, you bastard, who did you rob!" Captain Zhang said, and hurriedly went to the bag, picked up two oceans, and checked that there were gold bars underneath!

"Quickly tell me, who did you rob!" Captain Zhang asked anxiously.

"Commander of the devil! I went to the place where the commander of the devil lives last night. I wanted to get some valuables, but that devil is too stingy and won't put any valuables in the office, so I went to his bedroom. Kill him, and then bring these things back!" Hu Hao said honestly.

"You are a pig. If you grab these things, you should hand them over quickly, or you can find a place to bury them yourself. Aren't you courting death by bringing them home? Stupid!" Captain Zhang put his head on Hu Hao's head. Fanned a few times!

"What's the matter, what I snatch is mine! Anyone who dares to touch me will kill him!" Hu Hao said indifferently.

"Fart, you haven't killed others yet, they killed you first!" Captain Zhang kicked Hu Hao again.

"What are you afraid of! It's a big deal to quit. With this money, let's go back to our hometown and live a good life!" Hu Hao said.

"You go live your ass, now there is chaos everywhere, how can you bring this money home!" Captain Zhang scolded.

"Then I, I don't believe it, they dare to rob me after I robbed it!" Hu Hao said with his neck stuck.

"Snatch! You still need to rob, you kid is an Eighth Route fighter, and the Eighth Route's discipline is that everything seized must be returned to the public, not to mention that you are still a member of the Communist Party! You don't know! If you want to return to the public, don't you know!" Captain Zhang was full of anxiety Play around the house,

"What the hell, I'll go and bury these!" Hu Hao said,

"Damn it, so many people see you carrying things home, they will come to ask right away, no, you idiot, take a letter and hide it, hurry up, brother, carry these back to the director Wang of the arsenal, I will send a telegram to my superiors later, or I don’t even know how your kid died!” said Captain Zhang,

"Ah, why, I have to hand over the things I robbed. Is there any reason to talk about it? Don't do it!" Hu Hao said.

"Don't do it, you bastard, you want yourself." At this point, Captain Zhang looked at the door and said in a low voice: "You won't find a place to bury yourself, and get it back after the war! You It's a pig, now it's in the army, it belongs to the army!"

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