"It's okay, boy, did you really succeed in snatching it?" Political Commissar Wang immediately laughed when he heard what Mr. Zhang said.
"Don't stop me from slapping him later!" Master Zhang said with a straight face.
"Don't stop me, but don't hit him too hard, he is also the chief of staff of the military!" Political Commissar Wang said immediately.
"If I don't give him a discount on his legs, it's considered light!" Mr. Zhang gritted his teeth and said.After saying the two, he continued to wait at the door, while Hu Hao was still squinting in the car.
"Brother Hao, Brother Hao, wake up, wake up, we're almost there!" the monkey pushed Hu Hao and said.
"When we arrive, we will arrive, and I will sleep in the car!" Hu Hao forced his eyes to sleep.
"Brother Hao, you can't sleep anymore, brother is waiting for us at the door!" Monkey said depressedly.
"What?" Hu Hao immediately opened his eyes, sat up, and stared at the front. Sure enough, Master Zhang stood at the door with his hands behind his back, and there was Political Commissar Wang beside him!
"Brother Hao, we are doomed this time! Look at Brother, his face is ashen!" Monkey said a little scared.
"It's true, you have to find a way. If you bump into it at this time, it's courting death!" Hu Hao also said worriedly.
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Hu Hao saw Mr. Zhang standing at the door, and the car here was going to drive past. If this was the case, the two of them would feel better today!
"Monkey, why don't we discuss it, how about I give you a shot in the leg, and I'll give you 1 yuan!" Hu Hao said to Monkey after thinking for a while.
"Ah! Brother Hao, you don't have to be so ruthless, why did you shoot me?" Monkey asked while driving the car, looking at Hu Hao in surprise.
"If you are injured, my brother will definitely send you to the hospital first, and I will forget about it when I get anxious later!" Hu Hao immediately said with a smile.
"Brother Hao, that's a good idea, but it's a bit late, shoot now, brother can hear you!" Monkey said with a teary face,
In order to avoid a beating, he actually shot himself in the leg. This is the only bad idea Hu Hao can think of!
"That's right, um, monkey, let's run separately later and get out of the car. If the elder brother makes a move, we will run separately. Is it unlucky for the elder brother to chase whoever?" Hu Hao thought about it when he heard the monkey say this, of course, just now just kidding.
"Well, let's run separately, but Brother Hao, I bet, Big Brother will definitely chase you and beat me, I, Big Brother will take care of me anytime he catches me!" Monkey said immediately.Hu Hao immediately looked at him,
"Let's forget it together. Eldest brother can't bear the physical strength to beat two people at once. If the two of us are beaten, it is estimated that we will be beaten less! And we have a companion!" Hu Hao thought for a while and said, the monkeys were all staring at him vigorously. He then wanted to say something, but didn't say it,
"Look at what I'm doing, I told you a long time ago, good brothers have the same blessings and share the same difficulties!" Hu Hao immediately said to the monkey without shame.
"Brother Hao, you also said that a dead fellow Taoist will never die as a poor Taoist!" Monkey immediately retorted.
"We're both going to die today, so it's better to die together, so that we can share all the troubles, that's great! Isn't it, monkey?" Hu Hao said with a smile immediately.
"That's right! I can't hide anyway!" Monkey nodded when he heard that it was true, and when the car reached the gate of Mr. Zhang's yard, Monkey stopped the car, and Hu Hao and Hou Zi got off The car is coming.
"Hey, brother, let's come back, brother, you got up really early!" Hu Hao rubbed his hands in front of Master Zhang and said with a smile.
"Come with me!" Mr. Zhang turned around with his hands behind his back and walked inside. Commissar Wang looked at Mr. Zhang strangely.But Hu Hao and Houzi looked at each other, neither knowing what Master Zhang meant.
"Brother Hao, the situation is not right, big brother won't chase us!" Monkey whispered beside him.
"Stop talking nonsense, keep up!" Hu Hao said to the monkey, and then followed immediately, and the monkey followed immediately,
Master Zhang walked into Hu Hao's room with his hands behind his back, and Hu Hao and the monkey followed in. Commissar Wang wanted to come in, but Master Zhang pushed him out, tied them up, and at the same time untied himself. belt.
"Brother, brother, what are you doing!" Hu Hao immediately stretched out his hands to stop him and said,
The monkey also swallowed his saliva, and looked at the room. There were three people in the room, and Mr. Zhang wanted to whip someone, so there was nowhere to hide!
"What am I doing, what am I doing, what do you think I am doing! Ah! Run, ah, I told you to run, and you ran secretly!" Master Zhang picked up the belt and pulled it up.
"Ah! Brother, please forgive me, brother, I won't dare again!" Hu Hao was hit a few times, and immediately cried out,
It could have been avoided, but one was in the house, and the second was that Wu Li had three people and a lot of things. Besides, Mr. Zhang used to fold Hu Hao's belts, but now it's better to put them all away. When the pump is turned on, the belt is more than one meter long, and this sweep is more than two meters in diameter. No matter how hard the two of them can hide, they can't dodge it!
"Ah, brother, I was wrong, I don't dare!" The monkey also yelled immediately after being whipped a few times, while Monk Jing who was at the door endured it with all his strength, then shrugged his shoulders, but he didn't dare to laugh. He was afraid that Hu Hao would make trouble for him.
"You two bastards, I told you not to do anything, but you just wanted to do something, and sneaked in! Damn!" Mr. Zhang was still waving the belt, this time it was real, if not, both of them would I won't remember xìng long!
"Brother, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore! I really don't dare, brother, stop!" Hu Hao shouted while hiding, although he was able to avoid most of the whips, but he would get hit like that from time to time Twice, the belt is really too long, it's hard to hide!
"Brother, brother, stop smoking, I made a mistake, I dare not!" the monkey continued to shout.
"I got it wrong, I got it wrong, that's not what you two bastards told me that time, and you still swore to say it, you still make mistakes, mother, if you don't beat the two of you to death this time, you won't remember it long!" Master Zhang continued to pull on the belt,
At this time, all the military cadres of the dúlì army came to Master Zhang, and as soon as they arrived at the door, they heard Hu Hao's screams coming from his room, as well as the cries of monkeys and Master Zhang's angry curses. ,
And the dúlì division's political commissar Wang anxiously knocked on the door, shouting: "Old Zhang, stop beating, open the door, stop beating!"
"Old Wang, old Wang, what's going on, what's going on, what's going on!" Commander Xu and those people immediately ran over and asked.
"The idiot, that bastard sneaked to Division 101 last night and just came back this morning. Is this old Zhang kicking those two bastards in there? Old Zhang, open the door, it's done for 5 minutes!" Political Commissar Wang said with his palm again. knock on the door.
"Old Zhang, open the door quickly, you've been beaten, why did you start fighting so early in the morning!" Commander Xu and Political Commissar Luo also started to slam the door!But no matter how you smash it, the door will not be opened inside.
"Monk, kick me away, hurry up!" Political Commissar Wang immediately shouted to Monk Jing next to him.
"Ah!" Monk Jing looked at Commissar Wang in surprise.
"Oh shit, this time it's real!" Political Commissar Wang immediately shouted,
"Ah! Oh!" Monk Jing flew to the door, and they were kicked away immediately, and a few people rushed in, and saw Hu Hao, who was being whipped by Master Zhang with a belt, and the two of them were messing around in the room Suddenly, a lot of things were pumped to the ground, and the clothes of Hu Hao and Hou Zi were both torn by Mr. Zhang, and their hands were swollen.
"Old Zhang, old Zhang, stop, don't smoke!" Political Commissar Wang wanted to lean in, but Mr. Zhang's pulley was all over the place, and he couldn't get over it.
"Monk, hug your master, hurry up!" Commander Xu immediately shouted at the monk, and the monk immediately hugged Master Zhang after hiding from Master Zhang's belt.
"Let go of me, do you hear me, are you looking for smoke?" Master Zhang shouted at Monk Jing, and stopped his hands.
Political Commissar Wang rushed over immediately and snatched Master Zhang's belt. Commander Xu, Director Ye, and Deputy Chief of Staff Nie, Political Commissar Luo, stood between Master Zhang and Hu Hao, and they all stopped Zhang. teacher.
"You two bastards, ah! I told you last night, don't go, don't go, people will definitely set a trap for you, go, mother, take my words as wind, don't you!" Mr. Zhang still struggled He wanted to go over and kick Hu Hao and the two of them. The two of them were leaning against the wall with their hands in front of their heads. All four hands were swollen, and they were all whipped when they were hiding from the belt.
"Old Zhang, calm down, calm down, calm down, don't smoke, look at the two of them!" Commander Xu quickly stopped Master Zhang and said.
"Calm down, calm down, look at this, the two of you must have a long memory!" Commissar Luo also stopped.
Master Zhang calmed down slowly at this time, and shouted at Hu Hao and the others with a cold face: "Do you still dare?"
The two immediately shook their heads.
"Are you all dumb?" Master Zhang shouted when he saw the two of them shaking their heads and not speaking.
"Don't dare, bro, I really don't dare!" Hu Hao said immediately.
"Don't dare, even if you kill him!" Monkey said immediately.
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