Monk Li and others heard that Hu Hao gave the devil another croton, and they all looked at Hu Hao in surprise.
"Why, looking at me like this, you want to eat too?" Hu Hao asked,
"Who wants to eat this, brother Hao, you are too stupid. This devil is unlucky to meet you, and the devil is also stupid! I ate your croton twice, but I don't have a long memory!" Li The monk said immediately.
"I said stupid, then you said it's time for us to fight later?".Wu Bing asked.
"It should be easy to fight. Are the artillery ready and adjusted?" Hu Hao asked.
"It's been adjusted a long time ago. I asked, and Li Xuefeng from the Artillery Battalion asked me to tell you. He said that he will wait for your order. Brother Hao, we can fight whenever you say, hehe, the devil who ate the croton , Doesn’t it have any combat power at all?” Xie Chunhua said with a smile.kindness.
"Wait, let's see the situation after 7 o'clock. The only bad thing is that the call is at night. I don't know how the situation is with the devils. It would be great if it is convenient for them to come out!" Hu Hao said Said in a whisper.
"Brother Hao, don't you still have that hobby? It's too disgusting!" Monk Li said immediately.
"Get away from me, I will ask your regiment to clean up the battlefield later! I will make you sick!" Hu Hao scolded somewhere.
And the soldiers who just came back from the devils were lying in the bunker at first, "噗~~~" A soldier even farted and let out different tones.
"Damn you, you can release such a small space!" a ghost captain shouted.
"Captain, what, my stomach feels a little uncomfortable, can I go out for a while!" the soldier asked.
"Aren't you getting impatient? The Eighth Route Army is about to attack. If you still go out, you will go to see the Great God as soon as the shells come over! Hold on, go out after the fight!" said the ghost captain.
After I finished speaking, my stomach was grumbling, and I still closed my eyes and endured it for a while. When I opened my eyes, I found that those soldiers had their eyes closed again!
"Hey, let me say, what's the matter with you?" the ghost captain asked.
"Captain, I feel like my stomach is rolling. You have to stand up. If you don't get angry, you won't be able to get out!" Said a ghost soldier somewhere.
"I'd better stand up. Oops, what's going on, it looks like something has stirred it up inside, I'm so angry!" Another devil put down his gun and stood up, then bent down again!
"That's not right, captain, if you say that one or two of us are sick to our stomachs, it seems like we are all like this!" A lieutenant also said while clutching his stomach.The captain turned his head to look at the entire bunker and the soldiers in the tunnel, as if they were all bent over and covering their stomachs!
"Could it be that we ate something bad at night. Balu gave us the leftover steamed buns, and we all ate up our stomachs!" the noble captain asked.
"It should be. I felt a little wrong when I ate it. I thought it was just my steamed bun. But now that I think about it, it seems a little different! Oops, don't talk about it, I have to hold back, whether to fight or not Ah. Don’t beat me and go out. Didn’t you say that we started beating when we came in. Why is there still no movement!” A devil clutched his stomach and tightened his legs after speaking.The ghost captain was also suffocating there, his face flushed.
"No, Balu put medicine on the steamed buns we ate. It's winter now, and even the leftovers won't be bad. It must have been drugged inside, cunning Balu!" The ghost captain thought that Balu should give them What did you eat, otherwise you wouldn't say that everyone is holding back like this.
"The captain, why don't you go out for a while? I can't hold it anymore. If I pull my pants down in winter, I won't be able to survive!" A ghost soldier immediately shouted, almost crying.
"Baga, I also want to know whether those Eight Routes will fight or not. I can't hold back anymore. It can't be done, captain. If you don't want me to go out, you can shoot me or let me go out. I'll be here Solve it here! I really can't hold it anymore!" A devil's second lieutenant shouted loudly from somewhere.
"No, I can't hold it anymore!"
"Captain, will you let us go out!"
"Captain, it can't be done, it's in the pants, it can't be done!" The devils in the bunker began to shout, and at the same time, some soldiers pulled them out.
"It's right here, the eight-way bombardment that went out is coming, everyone is dead!" The devil captain immediately took off his pants, and then squatted down. When the devils saw the captain taking the lead in pulling inside, they immediately scrambled. He started to untie his pants and squat down, and then all kinds of tunes came out from under those devils.
"Oh, it's so comfortable!" A ghost said enjoying himself while covering his nose with his sleeve.
"No, who can do it, go and report to the regiment captain and the brigade commander to see if everyone is like this, if it's like this, then we must have been murdered by that devil!" said the ghost captain Then I wiped it with something,
Then I stood up and put on my trousers. Many devils also slowly untied their hands, stood up and put on their trousers, but before they were fastened on, their stomachs began to roll again, and then they immediately took them off and continued to squat down!
"Damn Balu, how can you use such a dirty trick! I will never stop giving you!" the ghost captain cursed after squatting down.
"Captain, I can't, I can't move, who is going to report a letter!" A ghost lieutenant just wanted to report a letter, but he took only two steps and squatted down!
Not only this underground bunker is like this, but other bunkers and underground bunkers are like this. Those devils are all squatting inside the bunker, and they can’t move even if they want to. The devils who just came back from the exchange are all like this, all squatting.
"Baga, what's going on, why do they all have diarrhea together, and they don't stop, what about the health guards, quickly send the health guards to rescue them!" Xiao Zhu shouted loudly after receiving the news.
"General, the health guards can only bandage wounds, but they can't do anything else. Now those health guards are also doing it!" said a ghost lieutenant, and ran out after speaking.
"Baga, what's going on, what's going on?" Xiao Zhu grabbed Qitian Longju's collar and asked loudly.
"General, the cunning Balu probably drugged us. General, let me go quickly, I want to go out, I can't do it, I can't help it!" Qitian Longju said with a red face.
"Baga, get out!" Xiaozhu loosened Qitian Longju's collar and shouted loudly,
"Hi!" Qitian Longju said loudly, and ran to another place after speaking, and several lieutenant assistants also followed him.
When I arrived at an underground passage, I saw a lot of soldiers squatting in it with bare buttocks. Qitian Longju also took off his pants and squatted next to those soldiers. The whole passage smelled of everything, and some devils even Couldn't help throwing up,
"Baga, damn Balu, I will never end with them!" Many devils were cursing in the passage, and Qitian Longju was also cursing along with those soldiers. But I didn't expect that just when I wanted to stand up, my stomach started to roll, and I squatted down again immediately.
Some devils got up and squatted several times, but there was no way to leave the place where they just squatted!
The same is true for Qitian Longju. At first, I could think about it, and I could go to the headquarters, but I didn’t expect that as soon as I stood up and put on my belt, my stomach would react. squatting!The squatting Qitian Ryuju's eyes were dizzy!
"Baga, why don't you come back, go to the two soldiers and find them for me!" Xiaozhu shouted somewhere, and immediately the two guards he brought started to look for them.
But when I got to the passage, I saw that many soldiers had already fallen on the ground, and they were still lying on the ground with their buttocks naked, and Qitian Longju was also sitting on the ground he had just made, how disgusting it was Disgusting, people are also in a coma!
"Hurry up, go back and report to the brigade commander, many of our soldiers have passed out due to poisoning, hurry up!" A ghost guard immediately turned his head and started running back after seeing this.
After arriving at the command post, he immediately shouted: "General, general, it's not good. Many soldiers on our side have passed out, and Master Kita is also in a coma! General, you should quickly find a way. The original 300 soldiers Soldiers can't hold the pass!"
"Nani, I'm in a coma! Baga! Quick, quick, let them drive all the warriors who can drive at the pass, and transport all the unconscious warriors back. We don't want to pass the pass. We can't keep it anymore. Quick, take advantage The Eight Routes haven’t attacked yet! It’s only one that can be rescued!” Xiaozhu knew the checkpoint was over when she heard it,
How can the 300 soldiers keep defending? They can only give up. It is a great achievement to get those soldiers who have just been rescued back. Now I just don’t know what kind of poison those soldiers were poisoned. Will it be fatal? It's troublesome, but generally if you have diarrhea, you shouldn't die for a while!So let's get it down first!
Soon those messengers went out, and Xiao Zhu anxiously used the binoculars to look at the place with fire on the other side of the eight roads, wanting to see when the eight roads would launch an attack!
"Brother Hao, it's almost time, can we attack!" Monk Li asked.
"Waiting for 2 minutes, this devil is too stingy, he doesn't even light a bunch of fires, and he can't see if the devil has been tricked!" Hu Hao thought for a while and said,
"You idiot, do you know how much more you bet this time than last time?" Mr. Chen asked.
"No matter what, it has to be doubled. Last time, half a bag poisoned more than 3000 devils. This time, one bag poisoned 2000. On average, it is more than doubled!" Hu Hao said immediately.
"Then fight, the devils must be pulling it now. It was about half an hour last time, and all the devils came out. It has been half an hour now, and the devils will definitely not feel better. Fight!" Master Chen immediately gave an order and shouted road!
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Master Chen said he wanted to fight, but Hu Hao thought about it for a while, and said to them right away.Fast update without pop-up windows
"Fight, I'm out, teacher, pay attention to safety!"
"Fuck you, Bobcat is by my side!" Mr. Chen said immediately.He understood what Hu Hao meant. He was here to enter from the devil, and the devil also knew his identity. Originally, Hu Hao wanted Mr. Chen to go back after receiving the devil, but Mr. Chen refused!
Hu Hao came out as soon as he said that, but as soon as he came out, he heard the chatter of the prisoners who had just been exchanged before, and Hu Hao hurried over with his weapon.
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