"Monkey, let me tell you, you write, I don't know how to write very much!" Hu Hao put the pen and paper in front of the monkey and said, not because he can't write, but because he can't write some traditional characters.
'o Ah. Brother Hao, stop teasing me, okay? How can I write o? I know those characters. It's good!' The monkey will die soon,' I said Brother Hao, what do you want to write, I will give You write!' After Xie Chunhua heard what the two of them said, he knew that both of them were semi-literate, so he decided to write it himself.
"En, good, write a letter to the boss of the ghost station!" Hu Hao moved the pen and paper to Xie Chunhua.
'What are you talking about, write a letter to the devil, what do you want to do? Can you write this letter? Come on, call the instructor over here!' Xie Chunhua shouted to the outside as he spoke.
"Why did you ask him to come here?" Hu Hao asked.
"I'm afraid of making mistakes!" Xie Chunhua said.
'I said Brother Hao, why did you write to the devils? Why did you still get in touch with them!' Xie Chunhua asked.
"Monkey, tell me your idea!" Hu Hao immediately said to Monkey.
"Hey, battalion commander, the devils are very strict on the railway, it's not easy to blow up, so we have to write to the devils, asking the devils to send us lime and bricks, we want to build a house!" Monkey laughed said.
"You're kidding, this devil can agree, isn't that bullshit? Only a fool agrees!" Xie Chunhua said as soon as he heard the monkey say so, he threw his pen on the table.
"I don't agree with this, if I don't give it to me, I will continue to blow up his railway, so that Yaoyao can't sleep at night!" Hu Hao said immediately, and Ding Quan, the instructor of the first battalion, came over at this time.
"What's the matter, thank you!" "Come, come, tell them, these two boys want to write letters to the devils, asking the devils to send them some lime and bricks, if they don't give them, they say they will blow up the devils' railway, Let me tell you, how can there be such a good thing in this world o Ah, can the devil agree, isn't this a joke?" Xie Chunhua said immediately.
'o Ah. Brother Hao, you are not confused! This devil is not that stupid!' said Ding Quan. If you don’t agree, you will lose this piece of paper and this bit of ink! If you don’t write about me, write it!’ Hu Hao took the paper and pen on the table and sat down to write.
"Brother Hao, this is impossible, the devil will be so honest, if he is so honest, we will not use it to fight!" Xie Chunhua persuaded immediately.
"What if the devil really sends it over, really, it's just a letter, and it's so serious, it's fine. Shut up, I will do it myself!" Hu Hao said and began to spread the paper.
"Monkey, what do you call the devil!" Hu Hao asked.
"What else can you call a devil, if you don't, just call it a devil!" the monkey said immediately.
"Well, it makes sense, devil boss. Hello." Hu Hao wrote while reading.
"How can it be written like that, and the boss of the devil, is it the devil or the boss or the boss of the devil!" Xie Chunhua immediately retorted, "Then you come!" Hu Hao pushed the paper in front of Xie Chunhua Said.
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Xie Chunhua was speechless when he saw Hu Hao handing the paper in front of him, "Brother Hao, you are really unreliable in this matter. Devils won't be so honest!" Ding Quan next to him said immediately, " That's enough, I'll come by myself, just write a letter, you guys have given me so much truth, really!' Hu Hao took the paper to his side, and continued to write.
"Monkey, what else do we need besides lime and bricks?" Hu Hao asked.
"Well, the eldest brother still needs quilts, cotton clothes and trousers!" The monkey immediately said, "Well, yes, I almost forgot about this. My brother is worrying about this now. Let's see if the devil can send it over. Then two truckloads of lime, 10 truckloads of bricks, and 2000 sets of cotton-padded clothes, trousers, and quilts, will that work!" Hu Hao asked.
"That's enough. If you want more, the devil may make the devil anxious. If you don't give it at that time, our work will be in vain!" The monkey said, "What do you mean? Maybe, you guys are just kidding!" Xie Chunhua said immediately.
"Monkey, remind me next time that if the devils give it away, we won't give it to them!" Hu Hao said immediately.
'Success!' The monkey nodded when he heard it. At this time, Hu Hao finished writing, and handed it over to the monkey, who asked the monkey to read it for himself.
"Brother Hao, what did you write? Why do I not recognize so many characters? What do you read?" The monkey asked Hu Hao.
"Che o, isn't that how the car is written?" Hu Hao asked.
"Just kidding, this is reading the car, let's miss the wheel! I know the word car, it's definitely not written like that by you!" The monkey said immediately.
"It's not written like this, you write it for me!" Hu Hao said immediately, and the monkey immediately picked up the pen and wrote the word "che" on the paper.
"Oh, yes, I wrote it like this, I forgot!" Hu Hao said, and when the monkey said, Xie Chunhua and Ding Quan also stood behind the monkey to read the letter.
'I said Brother Hao, there are a lot of typos in your whole letter, many of which I don't know!' said Ding Quan.
"That's fine, I'll read it, you can write it to Lao Tzu again, or you won't get any benefits from Lao Tzu next time!" Hu Hao immediately said to Ding Quan.
"Okay, I'll write for you, I'm convinced of you two!" After Ding Quan sat down, Hu Hao muttered: "Hi, boss of the devil, I'm Hu Hao from the Eighth Route Army, known as Brother Hao, I was the one who bombed your railway. I didn’t want to bomb it at first. I mainly wanted to find some lime and bricks, as well as cotton-padded quilts. Now that you are facing an enemy, I don’t want to put too much pressure on you, so now I will I want it directly for you, 2 trucks of lime, 10 trucks of bricks, 2000 sets of cotton-padded pants and quilts, if you give it, I won’t fry it, if you don’t give it, I’ll fry it, if you give it, I’ll deliver it at noon tomorrow Come to the checkpoint at the main intersection leading to the station in Dazhi County! Eighth Route Army, Hu Hao!' After Hu Hao finished reading, the monkey quickly gave a thumbs up, 'Brother Hao, this is awesome. Don't let Yaoyao blow it up!''Okay, write It’s over, I’ve done something absurd today!” Ding Quan put away the pen and handed the paper to Hu Hao. Hu Hao took it over and looked at it, “Well, that’s right, monkey, take out a grenade, I put the letter inside Throw it over.' Hu Hao explained to the monkey. When the monkey heard what Hu Hao said, he immediately went out to dismantle the grenade. Hu Hao folded the letter and said. 'Don't underestimate this letter, maybe it can be done !''Brother Hao, if you can really do it, I will accompany you in everything you do in the future, and this devil is still so stupid, who would believe it!' Xie Chunhua said immediately.
After waiting for a while, the monkey came in with an empty grenade. After Hu Hao stuffed the letter inside and some cloth strips outside, he asked Ding Quan to write the words "letter inside" on the cloth strips!
"Come on, monkey, let's go post the letter!" Hu Hao picked up his weapon and a pack of grenades and went out, and the monkey followed.
"These two boys, try to come up with some irrelevant things, hey!" Ding Quan shook his head and said.
"Why don't you say that the head of the regiment will be closed until the Chinese New Year!" Xie Chunhua said immediately, and when the monkeys and the others came to the checkpoint on the Eighth Road, the soldiers asked: "Brother Hao, go out again!"' No, go to remind the devil that it’s time to eat, it’s time to eat!” Hu Hao said and went forward, and waited until he reached the corner.
"Monkey, the devil seems to have regained his composure, but he probably hasn't eaten yet!" Hu Hao said to the monkey.
"Shouldn't eat it yet, you see it's still smoking over there, I guess it's being cooked now!" said the monkey, pointing in which direction.
'Well, you continue to observe on the hillside, and I will throw a few mines before talking. After speaking, I started to back up, and when I couldn't see the devil, Hu Hao stopped, and started to open the pack of grenades and put them at his feet , the monkey also hurriedly climbed to the top of the hill!
"Brother Hao, it's time to start!" the monkey shouted, Hu Hao heard the monkey shout and began to quickly pull out and throw mines.
"Baga, there's another grenade, everyone get down. No, hurry up and find a place to hide!" A devil who was watching the front in the bunker saw another grenade flying from the sky, and immediately shouted. Originally, he wanted to let the surrounding The soldiers lay down, but immediately there was a volley burst of grenades. It seemed useless to get down, and the shrapnel flew down. Many devils ran back after hearing the warning.
"Baga, rush up with me to drive them away. A devil captain immediately shouted after jumping into the bunker, "Boom, boom!" The shrapnel was hit, and after hearing the captain's shout, several ghosts rushed out of the bunker and ran in the direction of Hu Hao. "Bang, bang" soon, two devils were shot, It was the monkey who started the robbery. I didn't shoot in the morning because I was tired and didn't want to shoot. Now that I have rested, I sent a few soldiers to chase after me. The devils look down on me too much.
The devils saw someone shooting in front of them, and immediately started to fight back. The devils on the main road also rushed up to say more. The monkeys didn't care. After changing places, they continued to shoot. Soon, the devils who came out all fell on the ground. on the way.
"Baga, bombard them with mortars, kill them!" Captain Devil shouted. It's too bullying, let's forget about the bombing in the morning, dozens of people died here, and dozens more were injured, If you came in the afternoon, no one has a temper. The devils are also on fire, and they can't hit them with guns. They sent people to chase them, and let the opponents kill them. Isn't this bullying people?
So the devils started to set up mortars. "Brother Hao, it's almost done, the devils are using mortars!" The monkey turned around and shouted.
"What, oh, okay, now!" Hu Hao said, picked up the grenade with the letter and threw it out vigorously! After throwing it, he immediately called the monkey to run away, and the two began to run back vigorously.
The devils saw the last grenade flying over with cloth strips behind it. Everyone thought it was a new weapon, so they all got down quickly, and the mortar gunners also started firing.
'Boom. Boom. Boom' 'Boom, boom!' I saw that there was an explosion near the place where the monkey was staying, and the devil lay on the ground for a long time, but he didn't see the last grenade explode, so he turned his head to look for the grenade in doubt, When I saw the grenade, I found that there was a cloth strip on the grenade, and there were words on it.
"Captain, there are words on that grenade!" A devil soldier shouted. The devil here is still firing mortars at the place where the monkey is and behind. When the captain heard it, "Baga, give me Bring it here!' But no one dared to go. The captain saw that there were no grenades thrown over from the other side, and immediately shouted: "Stop, they ran away, why did they go early!" After the mortarer stopped, The captain stood up, came a few meters away from the grenade, and looked at the cloth strip of the grenade.
"Baga, bring it to me. That grenade won't explode. It says there is a letter inside!" the captain shouted, and a guard walked over cautiously when he heard what he said, and picked up the grenade. Seeing that the mouth of the big grenade was stuffed with cloth strips, he felt relieved and went to the captain's side with the grenade.
"Captain, the gunpowder inside has been taken out. It should be something stuffed inside!" said the guard, "Well, give it to me!" said the captain. The devil's captain knew some Chinese characters, and saw the cloth It was written that there was a letter in it, so he pulled out the cloth strip, and by the way, also took out the cloth strip from the mouth of the grenade. Seeing that there was indeed a note inside, he poured it out. After opening the letter, Captain Guizi used rì I read the content of the letter.
"Baga, bullying too much! Tubalu dared to threaten our Japanese imperial army!" Captain Guizi yelled angrily, actually Captain Guizi wanted to scold you, send a letter as soon as you send it, why don't you throw a real grenade over there , this is too unprofessional!
"Captain, what should we do? If we really don't give it, what if he comes and throws grenades at us again!" A second lieutenant asked.
"Well, it's better to leave it to the general to decide, let's send the letter to the general!" Captain Guizi thought for a while and said, he was really afraid of the grenade flying in the sky. It's okay, if you really hide at night, you don't know where to hide, only the inside of the anti-blasting hole you dug is safe!
But these people of mine can’t always hide in the anti-aircraft hole. These two times, I lost nearly half of the soldiers on my side. If I come again a few times, is there still a way to survive? Soon, the devil The captain greeted a second lieutenant with a few soldiers and drove to the headquarters. He had to rescue the wounded on his side. After this round of grenades, many people died on his side, and even more people were injured. Well, it’s okay to say that those who were slightly injured were sent to the hospital in the rear. The seriously injured are so far away from the hospital now, it is estimated that it will not work even if they are sent. We sent 5 seriously injured people there in the morning, and they all died before they reached the hospital. !
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Hu Hao and the others came back after delivering the letter. Xie Chunjun immediately asked after seeing them come back: "How is it? Did the devil give you an answer?"
"How can it be so fast, don't give people a day to think, okay, monkey, we are also exhausted these days, so we won't go out today, okay, let's go to sleep, tomorrow at noon to see what the devils have done If there is no letter, let’s bomb it again!” Hu Hao said.
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