The straight man of steel in the entertainment industry

The audience fell silent. Chi Zi likes to interact with rhetorical questions, but the results are very good.

"It's all about not getting along with them, so think about it when you get close to them in the end!" Chi Zi reminded with a smirk.

According to Chi Zi's reasoning, Lin Li should get close to Pan Ke after he pissed off Pan Ke, which made everyone have goosebumps, but they still laughed.

That's the end of the stalk, and Chi Zi went on to be another person.

"Director Bi Xuan, you may not know that he has a Ph.D. degree from the Kyoto Film Academy and has a high degree of education. Why do I say this? I want to tell you that the degree of education has nothing to do with the quality of the film? No, no, knowledge points It's the Kyoto Film Academy, everyone remember, I don't believe that we moved the school out, and the school still doesn't care about you, let you continue to make movies to damage the school's reputation?!"

The audience laughed out loud, using the school to overwhelm Bi Xuan, they really did everything they could to prevent him from making a movie.

Chi Zi talked about the other guests before sitting back.

Zhang Shaokun stepped forward, set the scene, and looked at Lin Li.

"Everyone, it's the end, Lin Li is about to make an appearance."

The audience cheered and screamed.

"Don't scream, I'm telling you very seriously, next, you may see the worst performance ever by Tucao School, why do you say that, because Lin Li didn't ask us to write lyrics for this recording, there was no rehearsal, He insisted on going his own way and insisted on speaking on the spot.”

The audience was a little stunned. Many of the complaints on the show were rehearsed, so they knew it well, but Lin Li actually did the opposite, which really surprised them.

But when they thought it was Lin Li, everyone screamed excitedly again.

Do you really want to see it with your own eyes?

The man who was said to be on the spot that something big will happen is about to show off on the spot!

Chapter 302 The Shit Stirring Stick in the Entertainment Circle

Lin Li walked onto the stage amidst the cheers and applause of the audience.

"Hi everyone, I'm Lin Li!"

There was screaming.

"I didn't ask the people in the program group to write lyrics. They were afraid that I would not be able to speak on the spot. I think they underestimated me. I can't do anything else. I can't swear. I'm good at complaining!"

The audience burst out laughing, indeed, in terms of swearing, Lin Li really has no rivals in the entertainment industry.

"Many people on the Internet scolded me, saying that I am a shit-stirring stick in the entertainment industry. I was surprised. This is not scolding me. I am a stick after all, some people"

Lin Li looked at the guests with great meaning.

Everyone in the audience gasped in disgust, and immediately understood the meaning of Lin Li's words. If Lin Li was a shit stick, wouldn't everyone else in the entertainment industry be a pile of shit?

This rant, absolutely!

The audience burst into laughter and applauded.

Lin Li scanned the guest seats and said:

"Just now you all had a lot of fun complaining about it. Have you forgotten how I, Lin Li, became famous? Huh?"

Lin Li came up with a threatening tone, full of arrogance.

This has to be put on other programs, everyone must feel that something is going to happen, but the Tucao show just likes to watch the excitement, many truths are taken as lies, and lies are taken as the truth, so after hearing what Lin Li said, the audience and guests at the scene were even more excited It's exciting!

"Li Shuai did invite me to this show before, but I didn't agree, because I occasionally watch Tucao School, and I know what kind of shit this season is. I'm afraid that when I come to the scene, I can't help but beat Li Shuai and Chi Zi !"

Lin Li glanced at Li Shuai and Chi Zi, his eyes were extremely sharp, and both Li Shuai and Chi Zi were taken aback for a moment. The audience burst into laughter when they saw these two guys.

"But Li Shuai came to me and said that he was thick-skinned and could resist beatings, and begged me with snot and tears. My heart softened, so I came here."

Everyone imagined Li Shuai's humble appearance, and laughed even more happily.

"After I came here, I was even more disappointed. Look, what kind of people are these people? They are the same as the Huaxia football team. They have no idea what they are here for."

Lin Li pointed to the guest seats with a disgusted look on his face.

The audience laughed out loud, and Lin Li blacked out the national football team again.

"The purpose of the Tucao School program is: Tucao we are serious. What I want to say is that it really doesn't matter if you come or not. It's true if you can come and get to know each other!"

The audience laughed loudly, a little in disbelief that Lin Li's lines were improvised.

"Okay, I know, someone will definitely say that it's because you have no friends in the entertainment circle, so you invited some people I don't know to make up the number."

Lin Li blackened himself, and everyone laughed.

"But the guest list I gave you is obviously full of people's names. It's because you can't invite people for this show. Now you say I have no friends, and you think I'm easy to bully?"

Lin Li got angry, and the consequences were serious, but the more everyone watched, the more enthusiastic they became. It had been a long time since there was such a gunpowder smell in the Tucao school show.

"Everyone knows, I am a superstar. The list I wrote is naturally some superstars, such as Lan Shu, Zhou Lingling, Zhang Jing, Sun Yulong and so on. Although I don't know them, I don't mind if you invite them to be My complaining guest, but this group of goods, I don't mind."

The audience burst out laughing, these superstars are disgusted and ashamed when they come to be the main stars, how can they come to be a mere guest who complains, and the program group can't afford the money at all.

Li Shuai and Chi Zi exclaimed helplessly, "It's too difficult for us!"

"Everyone thinks that I write about these people to make it difficult for the program group. In fact, I have also considered it. It is indeed difficult to invite these superstar program groups, so I also wrote a list of some very ordinary people for the program group. These people are now probably I can’t even eat, I really wrote them out of charity, such as Pan Ke, Lu Xiang, Tang Jun, Lou Haojie.”

When everyone heard that Lin Li reported all his enemies to the program group and asked the program group to invite them, they all laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt. This is not so considerate, it is just adding to the trouble of the program group.

And Lin Li also mocked this group of people for not being able to eat now, and even died of laughter. This guy Lin Li caused this group of people to lose their jobs and go to jail. That's it, the less you say, the more popular you are, not to mention these people deserve what they deserve.

So everyone gave warm applause after laughing!

"Oh, I forgot, Lou Haojie should still have something to eat, um, fixed time and fixed amount."

Everyone at the scene showed Lou Haojie wearing a prison uniform and eating with a rice bowl in the prison, and laughed again.

"So, when I came here, I was very disappointed to see this group of people, but what disappointed me even more was that the complaints from this group of people were really bad. This is mainly because of Li Shuai and Chi Zi, you guys The two of you started the show nicely, saying that you should make complaints seriously, but look at the words you wrote, are you trying to tell the audience that if you take it seriously, you will lose?"

"This season's Tucao school's word-of-mouth collapsed. Li Shuai and Chi Zi reviewed it every time on the show, but when I watched the next episode, the problem still existed, and they didn't change it. They just accepted it humbly and refused to repent. Based on my own experience, I would like to warn the program crew, you can learn from me, it is right not to repent, but accept it with an open mind! Look at me, I have never accepted criticism with an open mind, isn’t it good now!”

Everyone laughed, thinking that Lin Li wanted the show crew to accept humility and repent seriously, but in the end Lin Li wanted the show crew to accept it humbly and didn't want it.

If the Tucao faction really accepted Lin Li's suggestion and didn't even accept the criticism, it would probably be a mess!

Lin Li, this is obviously a bad idea!

so bad!

Everyone laughed.

"Also, I think the name of the show Tucao School should be changed. Don't call it Tucao School, call it a whitewashing conference. Don't look for Doujiang as a sponsor, but find Toilet Cleaning Spirit to sponsor it. It fits your show very well. Come on No matter how dirty or smelly your show is, it can be cleaned up."