"Okay, the foreplay is over here, then, let's invite Wu Ruobing, who has been cold, to come on stage!"
Chapter 297
The idea of the program group is naturally that Wu Ruobing will start and Lin Li will finish, so that it will be interesting.
There was applause at the scene, and Wu Ruobing walked from the sofa in the guest seat to the middle of the field.
The background music is sweet and sour, that's me.
The applause was even louder. Many people hadn't seen the interaction between Wu Ruobing and Lin Li for a long time, and they couldn't wait to see Wu Ruobing complain about Lin Li.
"Hi everyone, I'm Wu Ruobing."
Wu Ruobing looked around, looked terrified, and said, "It's my first time participating in a Tucao show, and I'm a little nervous."
Many people below know that Wu Ruobing participated in the super good voice audition for the first time and was scolded by Pan Ke for saying such a sentence. At this time, Wu Ruobing said such a sentence, the audience all laughed, and some people followed suit. Looking at Pan Ke, he shouted, "Then go home!"
As a result, the scene was even more joyous.
Seeing this was also a plot arranged by the program group, Wu Ruobing didn't feel flustered at all, but smiled instead.
"Yes, I participated in that talent show at the beginning because I said this sentence, and then"
Wu Ruobing changed the subject and said, "Then there will be no chance to speak again!"
The audience couldn't help laughing.
"Let's talk about Li Shuai first. I didn't know Li Shuai before, but one day when I walked into the elevator, I suddenly saw a fat man with big ears and no eyes appearing on the elevator advertising screen, and asked me to take wedding photos. , I got off the elevator at that time, and I don’t know what the advertiser thinks, if you find such a spokesperson, I won’t wait for the final advertiser’s ogo to come out before leaving.”
Li Shuai endorsed a wedding photography advertisement, which was mainly placed on the elevator billboard of the office building, and in the advertisement before the on-demand program of this Tucao school. Most people who watch this program and work in the office building have seen this advertisement.
According to Li Shuai's appearance, although it is not impossible to catch the eye, but if it is not for the fame brought by the Tucao school, he is placed among ordinary people, and no one will take a second look at him. Let his image endorse the wedding advertisement , it's really unacceptable.
Wu Ruobing's complaint spoke out everyone's feelings, and everyone applauded.
"Well, here is Teacher Cai Li. I met Teacher Cai at the backstage today. I went up to say hello to her. I said Teacher Cai. She looked at me and asked," Wu Ruobing imitated the old man's appearance and Cai Li's tone, " Who are you? I said I was Wu Ruobing, she said oh, and after a while, asked me if we knew each other. "
Cai Li was only in her 50s, but she was the oldest among all the people, so Wu Ruobing made fun of her age.
Wu Ruobing imitated it very interestingly, and described Cai Li as a forgetful old man, which made the audience laugh again.
"Although Teacher Cai Li doesn't remember me, I can't forget her. When I participated in the competition, Teacher Cai Li told me privately that I sang very well and would definitely become popular in the future. Then everyone saw that I had It's cold!"
When the audience heard that Wu Ruobing not only teased Cai Li, but also slandered herself, they all smiled.
"It was only later that I found out that Teacher Cai Li said that people like Yu Ying, Huang Wei, and Xu Yajie would be popular in previous seasons."
Wu Ruobing made a very helpless expression, and everyone laughed along with him. The reason was very simple. He was not a loyal fan of the super good voice. He had never heard the names of these people before.
"Hey, I thought Teacher Cai Li had read countless people, and if they said I would be popular, I would definitely be popular. It seems that I am really too simple."
"Lady son."
Wu Ruobing said and looked at Chi Zi: "I at least saw Li Shuai's advertisement before I came here, but I really don't know Chi Zi, I was attracted to him when I saw him, because of his side"
Wu Ruobing seemed to have no place to put her hands, picked them up, and wiped them on her body: "People's dreadlocks are personality, your dreadlocks are really dirty!"
The guests at the scene were all laughing, and there was thunderous applause at the scene.
"Bi Xuan."
Wu Ruobing thought for a while and said, "Who the hell is this!"
The program team deliberately added this sentence to Wu Ruobing's lines, just to create a sense of contrast. Obviously, the effect was very good. After Wu Ruobing finished speaking, the audience screamed.
After Wu Ruobing said that, she was also a little embarrassed, and looked at Lin Li with a suppressed smile.
After a while, Wu Ruobing put away her smile, straightened her body and continued, "It was only later that I found out that he was a director, and I immediately changed my mind. I thought he was amazing, but someone told me right away that he was the dream come true in the entertainment industry." director."
Wu Ruobing's face changed instantly, with a look of disgust: "Bah!"
There was screaming again at the scene, and Wu Ruobing's swearing was a thing of the past.
There's no way, it's rare for a good girl to become a little sister, and everyone likes this kind of contrast.
"Satan." Wu Ruobing took a deep breath after reading the name, "Okay, I finally figured it out, I'm so cold that I can only be on the show with these people whose names I've never heard before!"
Wu Ruobing has blackmailed everyone from the inside out, and this kind of complaint has won everyone's applause.
"Host Zhang Shaokun, I really grew up watching your show."
Zhang Shaokun was the oldest person present besides Cai Li, but he was actually only in his early forties.
"Ms. Zhang was a host on CCTV in the early years. Everyone knows that, but she disappeared later. I thought you were gone."
The people at the scene burst into laughter.
"It wasn't until today that I found out that Mr. Zhang has come here. Hey, you might as well disappear."
The laughter from the audience was deafening and gave Wu Ruobing a warm applause.
"What's even more pitiful is that I found out that Mr. Zhang's appearance fee is not as much as mine. Mr. Zhang, you have the nerve to say that I'm cool. If I'm cool, you must be in a freezer."
Zhang Shaokun was so angry that he fanned himself desperately with the card in his hand, and the audience booed and clapped their hands vigorously.
"at last"
Wu Ruobing turned her face to Lin Li, and before she could speak, the crowd cheered.
"Lin Li"
Wu Ruobing chewed on Lin Li's name and said: "Everyone knows that I dragged Lin Li to participate in the Super Voice. Those who don't know think that I am afraid of dragging him to accompany him. In fact, you are all wrong. I dragged Lin Li. Go, I know he will be a blockbuster, I told him, you sing very well, you will definitely be popular in the future"
This sentence Wu Ruobing imitated Cai Li's appearance again, everyone remembered that Cai Li also said this to Wu Ruobing.
"It turns out that I see people better than Teacher Cai Li!"
Hilarious.
Applause.
"The program team invited me here because they wanted me to reveal the scandalous things about Lin Li when he was a child. I justly refused at that time. I said that I would not tell about the fact that Lin Li cried when he saw a dog when he was a child!"
Everyone laughed when they heard this. They never thought that Lin Li, who was fearless, was afraid of dogs when he was a child.
"Lin Li is very smart and very talented in music. One day he suddenly told me that he wanted to learn a new musical instrument to play for me. song to me"
The audience laughed wantonly.
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