The straight man of steel in the entertainment industry

Lao Wai's latest Weibo reposted two poems by Lin Li.

And wrote: Is this also worthy of being called a poem?There is no beauty at all, what do you want to express?It's just narcissism and arrogance. I don't know what poetry is at all. Please don't tarnish our poets, let's sing well!

On Laowai's Weibo, there are quite a few fans who support him, and of course there are also many rational voices, and the two sides quarreled.

"Supporting Lao Wai, these celebrity artists just wrote two limericks, so I don't know how high the heavens are."

"I don't pay attention to celebrities, but these two poems are not bad, are they not as bad as you said?"

"These stars like to flaunt themselves as talented, but what they write is rubbish!"

"I didn't even study in college, just thinking about writing poetry? Ridiculous!"

"I can't help but want to say, what's wrong with the aesthetics of you people? What's wrong with these two poems? Let me tell you, don't be too good!"

"Old Wai said well, I have long since disliked this group of people."

"We poets are noble, they always want to rub our image, it's too shameless!"

"How many of them here really understand poetry? They are all arty and self-proclaimed superior! These two poems by Lin Li are much better than the bullshit poems you wrote!"

"If you ask a primary school student to evaluate the theory of college students, the result is probably the same. There is no need to argue."

"Haha, look, comment stars are like this, fans will scold them in no time."

After Lin Li read the comments, he became curious. Since this old man despises his two poems so much, what is his level?

Lin Li deliberately looked through the poems that Lao Wai posted on Weibo before.

There is this:

in the village

an old man died recently

maybe the day before yesterday

maybe yesterday

other old people

和往常 一样

There is this:

good mood today

good weather

I am walking

come a chicken

Chicken says I'm sad

she also suffers

this makes me sad

or even something like this:

i see an ant

He is followed by another ant

Another ant followed

An ant

I think, the end of the ants

It's a group of ants

Lin Li endured his nausea and read all the poems written on this old crooked Weibo, and then all three views were destroyed. Is this also called poetry?

This guy is also called a poet?

What's even more damaging to Lin Li's Three Views is that under each of Lao Wai's poems, there are a group of people cheering for him, saying how good and wonderful he writes.

Lin Li was already used to being hacked and scolded by others, but after reading this guy's poem, Lin Li couldn't help it anymore.

You guys also have the nerve to talk about me? !

How dare you call yourself a poet? !

Lao Wai said that Lin Li had tarnished poetry, but Lin Li also thought he had tarnished the word poet!

Lin Li reposted Lao Wai's Weibo and commented: "Cats and dogs can write poetry these days, why can't I write? As long as I don't have to be shameless, I can write dozens of poems a day, which is guaranteed to be better than your nonsense words." Much better!"

Lin Li pissed off a poet, and it was quite lively now.

No matter how well-known Lao Wai is in the circle of poets, almost no one knows about it among the general public.

After Lin Li posted this Weibo, countless imperial guards rushed in. After seeing Lao Wai's evaluation of Lin Li and his poems, many people scolded him, and most of them ridiculed his poems.

The Imperial Forest Army showed their talents one after another, imitating Lao Wai and composing poems under his Weibo. It really feels like dozens of poems a day.

Driven by the Yulin Army, many netizens who have good deeds also joined the camp of happy poetry.

In one afternoon, thousands of poems appeared on Laowai's Weibo, and many of them were group poems! !

They are all written in imitation of Lao Wai's poems.

such as:

in school

A child skipped school

maybe last class

It's also the last class

other kids

和往常 一样

i saw a wolf