Mixed in Datang to be a son-in-law

Zhou Jinyan vaguely understood something, and suddenly said: "You won't tell me that your island country's aesthetics are all learned from Datang?"

Although the city lord was a little embarrassed, he still nodded.

"To be honest, my lord, our island country does not have its own culture. We learn everything from Datang, even aesthetics. Datang regards fat as beauty, and she is the number one beauty in our island country. Yue Yue also married from Datang. came."

The crowd couldn't bear it any longer, and they all burst out laughing.

"Nonsense, although my Tang Dynasty regards fat as beauty, but there is no one so fat. Those of you just now are more pigs than pigs!"

The city lord's face changed again and again, and he forced a smile and said: "The villain feels okay."

"What is it? Do you think it is beautiful to be fat like that?"

The city lord opened his mouth, but he really didn't feel any beauty.

But everyone said it was beautiful, so he also felt beautiful.

Zhou Jinyan smiled and said, "How much is the number one beauty in your island country?"

The city lord said seriously: "Six hundred catties! She is the heaviest woman in our island country, and also the most beautiful woman. When she came to our island country from Tang Dynasty, many people traveled thousands of miles to visit her, and were attracted by her coquettish attitude. overwhelmed."

Zhou Jinyan thought about it for a long time, but he didn't know what kind of shape a six hundred catty woman was.

He looked at the shadow on one side, "How much do you weigh?"

Shadow is tall and slender, and he gave him a blank look, but still said: "It's less than 51 kilograms."

"Can you imagine what a six-hundred-pound woman looks like?"

Shadow covered his lips with a chuckle and shook his head.

Zhou Jinyan said with a smile: "This island country is interesting. They even have to learn aesthetics, but it's no wonder they, Datang is powerful, and they have a curtain wall in their bones, so they will naturally think so. Although aesthetics is a subjective behavior, once it is affected by society The influence will also change accordingly.”

"All right."

Zhou Jinyan yawned lazily, and said, "Everyone eat whatever you want, I'm sleepy, go back and rest first."

Said and walked down with the shadow.

The city lord hesitated for a while, and was stopped when he was about to follow.

"what are you doing?"

The city lord turned around and said flatteringly: "I want to ask my lord, do you need me to let the beauty go to bed later?"

The man smiled strangely and said, "What beauty do you plan to let go to bed?"

The city lord said sternly: "Of course she is the number one beauty in my Dajing village. By the way, if you have a crush on those dancers just now, just tell me, I will order you to go down and let them go to sleep with you later."

Everyone suppressed vomiting and drove the city lord out.

Not to mention the shadows, a group of female subordinates watched from the side.

The group of female subordinates who are the shadows are not there, and the group of extremely obese women just now feel disgusting.

Still sleeping....

It's better to cut them directly.

Wake up the next day.

Everyone simply ate something, and then, under the leadership of the local guide, walked towards the territory of Jin Er in the distance.

As for the other territories, Zhou Jinyan didn't think much about them.

He wanted to unify the island nation as quickly as possible.

I pooh Jin Er heard that there is an envoy from the Tang Dynasty coming.

Jumping off the bed in a hurry, he said to his concubine who weighed more than 500 kilograms.

"Hurry up and dress up, and go with me to see the envoy of the Tang Dynasty."

The 500-jin concubine frowned, and said softly, "Isn't that good? If the envoy of the Tang Dynasty takes a fancy to me, what should I do?"

I Pooh and Jin Er's complexion changed again and again, and he said: "Then you just wait here, I'll go and have a look."

"Boom!"

The plump concubine blew a kiss to me, Jin Er.

Looking at the concubine who was trembling with flowers and branches, my heart faltered for a while, but thinking of the envoy of the Tang Dynasty, he still calmed down and walked out.

I Pooh Jin Er wanted to be more polite, but as soon as he came out, he saw Datang's envoy sitting in his seat, and his face immediately turned ugly.

The city lord whispered: "My lord, this is our lord, I am Jin Er."

Zhou Jinyan played with two iron gallbladders in his hand, squinted his eyes and said, "You are me, Jin Er?"

I Pooh Jin Er suppressed his displeasure, and said in a calm tone: "Who are you?"

"First of all, I am from Tang Dynasty, and then you can also call me the King of the West Sea!"

I Pooh Jin Er's complexion changed, and he said in surprise: "You are the legendary King of the West Sea?"

Zhou Jinyan smiled and said, "You've heard of it too?"

"I heard that you defeated hundreds of thousands of soldiers from Tang Dynasty and Tubo with only a few thousand troops?"

Zhou Jinyan didn't answer, but pointed to nearly a hundred guards outside the yard and said: "These are the guards I brought, I pooh Jin Er, do you think they can defeat your men?"

No matter how polite Jin Er wanted to be, I couldn't help saying: "Dare to ask the envoy of the Tang Dynasty, what do you mean?"

"It's very simple, you surrender to me."

Although Jin Er has heard of Zhou Jinyan's horror, he has never seen it.

Hearing this, he got angry and snorted coldly: "Tang people are all distinguished guests when they come to our island country, but if they are aggressive, we will not be easy to get along with."

Zhou Jinyan shook his head and said lightly, "So, do you think your thousands of troops can stop me?"

I pooh Jin Er said: "Although I may not be able to stop it, I will still fight you desperately and will never surrender to you."

"Then you are going to die!"

Zhou Jinyan took out his pistol and shot Jin Er in the body.

I Pooh Jin Er's eyes were full of disbelief, and then he collapsed.

The city lord was taken aback, he didn't expect Zhou Jinyan to kill as soon as he said it.

No mercy at all.

I pooh Jin Er's subordinates, seeing their master was killed, they rushed in angrily one by one.

But it was cleaned up quickly.

The city lord stammered, "My lord, what should we do now?"

Zhou Jinyan said indifferently: "Go and call all my subordinates of Jin Er, I have something to discuss with them."

Chapter 1204 Surrounding Wei and Rescue Zhao

I have to say that the island country at this time is still quite hospitable.

They blindly worship and agree with the mighty Datang.

The news of Jin Er's death did not get any publicity under Zhou Jinyan's strong blockade of the news.

Although the City Lord is only the City Lord of Dajing Village, there are not many people in charge.

Dajing Village, which may have hundreds of people, is obviously not an easy person.

Actually, he really brought all the subordinates of Jin Er who I'm poohing over here.

At this time, the hall has been cleaned up.

About a dozen people arrived one after another.

Seeing Zhou Jinyan sitting in the position of their lord, although everyone didn't say anything, they all had deep doubts in their eyes.

After the city lord arrived with the last person, he walked to Zhou Jinyan's side.

"My lord, most of his subordinates are here."

"well done."

Zhou Jinyan said with a smile: "Let's start asking now, and ask them if they are willing to be loyal to me."

The city lord was taken aback for a moment, showing some hesitation.

Zhou Jin said, "Is there any difficulty?"

"Is it too direct? If they disagree."

Zhou Jin said: "Then kill them all!"

"Gollum!"

The city lord swallowed his saliva, and said with a dry smile: "If you kill him, it will be difficult to control those soldiers and horses of Jin Er."

Zhou Jinyan sneered: "I really don't believe it. With a stronger leader, some people will disagree. What if I can lead them to unify the Three Kingdoms?"

The city lord was stunned for a long while, then nodded and said: "I see."

Many of these people who came here were already impatient.

Talking about birdsong, chattering and asking questions.

Because these people are not all fluent in Chinese, the city lord communicated with them in bird language.

Zhou Jinyan waited and watched, and soon he found that these people all stood up.

They all looked at Zhou Jinyan angrily.

Zhou Jinyan took out a pistol and played with it in his hand.

After the city lord finished speaking, those subordinates yelled at Zhou Jinyan one by one.

The city lord hurriedly turned around and said, "My lord, they are very angry and want to find you desperately, saying that they hope you can give an explanation?"

Zhou Jinyan said casually, "What explanation do you want?"

The city lord whispered: "They need to explain about the death of I Pei Jin Er."

Zhou Jinyan snorted and looked over one by one.

Among the dozen or so people, seven or eight of them were extremely excited, and even pulled out their sabers and pointed at him, intending to rush forward if there was any disagreement.

However, there were also a few people who, from the beginning to the end, just watched with cold eyes and did not speak.

Zhou Jinyan raised his pistol without hesitation, and after a burst of gunshots, the shouting people all lay on the ground.

The rest of the people were stunned, as if they couldn't believe that all this could be done in an instant.

The city lord took a deep breath, and had a deeper impression of the devil who came from Tang Dynasty.

Seeing Zhou Jinyan winking at him, he hastily turned around and yelled at the rest of the people.

The few remaining people are naturally on the sidelines.

Zhou Jinyan didn't care if their bones were soft or hard.

Seeing that these people surrendered quickly, he ordered the city lord to command these people, prepare for three days, and then send troops to attack the most powerful Iga faction.

The city lord didn't expect it to be so fast, and couldn't help but said: "Is it too fast? The forces we took over from I Pooh Jin Er haven't been integrated yet."

Zhou Jinyan said disdainfully: "Do you think that I am going to take you to fight? You are the main force?"

The city lord didn't speak, but just looked at him blankly.

Zhou Jinyan said indifferently: "I will bring my men as the main force. As for those men of mine, Jin Er, they just go to watch the battle, and after victory, they will accept the occupation of the territory, understand?"

The mayor couldn't help but nodded.

He felt that the man in front of him was like a fairy.

It has completely convinced him.

Zhou Jinyan stood up and said, "As for the integration, there is no need at all. When I lead my people to completely defeat the Iga forces, they will naturally surrender willingly."

The city lord said with emotion: "My lord is really brilliant, just like Zhuge Liang in the Three Kingdoms period. People worship. We are really honored to be led by you."