Mixed in Datang to be a son-in-law

"Let me introduce you, this is Zhou Concubine... Brother Zhou..."

It's not a good thing for a son-in-law to go to brothels, Niu Bi hastily changed his mind.

The woman covered her lips and smiled | "You don't even say your name, but introduce me? Is this some kind of big shot? Don't you even want to tell your sister your name?"

Zhou Jinyan said in his heart that he looked gentle on the outside, but he was quite coquettish. He was afraid that the so-called talented woman Liu Ruyi would be like that, and she would run away for nothing this half day.

"Jinyan next week." Zhou Jinyan didn't hide anything, and honestly said his name.

The woman's eyes lit up, she smiled lightly and said, "You are the famous Prince Consort Zhou, Zhou Jinyan?"

Zhou Jinyan was a little surprised and said, "I'm so famous?"

The woman said: "Zhou Bawang, who hasn't heard of it!"

What he said made everyone laugh.Cheng Chumo couldn't straighten up for a long time.

Zhou Jinyan laughed dryly, sat down, and said, "We came here to meet Liu Ruyi, I wonder if we can see him?"

The woman glanced at a few people, with a smile on her face, "Of course you can see it, but you can't break the rules. Is this the rule..."

Zhou Jinyan thought to himself that none of them had much talent, so let's spend money on it.

"How much do you say to meet?"

The woman glanced at the other people, then turned her eyes to Zhou Jinyan, "Consort Zhou, although my family's Ruyi is not well-known in Pingkangfang, she is also a well-known oiran. One thousand guan, how about this, I will count you [-] guan.”

He has cheated a lot of money recently, but the money was spent wisely. He felt that it was a loss to see a woman with eight hundred pennies.

How much is eight hundred guan?

It has always been one tael of silver. In the early Tang Dynasty, one tael of silver was considered cheaper. According to the calculation of two or three hundred, the eight hundred is also at the level of two to three million.

Spend 30 yuan to meet each other, and get proper celebrity treatment...

The key point is that this star has never been seen by himself. If it is Wang Lianhua, wouldn't it be a big loss?

Seeing him hesitate, the smile in the woman's eyes grew stronger, and she said softly: "I wonder if Concubine Zhou has made up his mind?"

Zhou Jinyan smiled and said, "The money is too much, how about it, I plan to use my talent to break open the hearts of you Liu Huakui."

"Use talent?" The woman said blankly, "Do you have anything you can show?"

Li Deju and the others were about to grit their teeth and take out [-] pens to meet them, but they didn't expect Zhou Jinyan to be stunned for a while.

Zhou Jinyan ignored everyone's weird gazes, pointed to his stomach and said, "I still need to take talent? He just keeps it in his stomach."

The woman smiled reluctantly, "You have to take it out, don't you? There are countless celebrities and scholars in the world that my family Ruyi has met, and the least famous one can be among the top three in the palace examination."

Zhou Jinyan pretended to be displeased and said: "You are so vulgar, is your Ruyi meeting an official or a talented person?"

The smile on the woman's face faded, "Although being an official may not be talented, it can represent the vast majority..."

Zhou Jinyan was arguing with the old bustard downstairs. At this time, a woman was painting in the wing room on the second floor, and there was a little maid waiting beside her with a pen and ink.

Hearing a faint voice from below, the woman frowned slightly, "Xiao Hong, when is the noise downstairs?"

Xiaohong hurriedly lowered her head and said, "Ms. Hui, I don't know."

"Go and have a look." The woman said lightly, "It's a bit disturbing."

Xiao Hong gently put down her pen and ink, went out, and after a while, she turned back and said, "Girl, there is someone downstairs who wants to see you."

"Oh." The woman's tone was calm, "Is there any fuss about giving money to talents?"

"It seems to be the sons of several princes. The one who quarreled with his mother is called Zhou Jinyan. He seems to be a son-in-law. He said that he must use his talents to open up..."

"open what?"

The woman paused and said subconsciously.

"He said open your heart."

"Who do you want to say this week?"

As the top card of Qingyi Pavilion, Liu Ruyi has always been out of the door, not in the second door, and she doesn't know the prestige of King Zhou.

"He's just a son-in-law with some nicknames. He doesn't seem to have much talent." Xiaohong said the news she had heard.

There are countless people who want to see her with their so-called talents without giving money. Liu Ruyi has long been tired of this kind of routine, "Just drive her away. What can I say?"

"If you can catch up early, why would mother argue with them?" Xiaohong said helplessly.

Liu Ruyi put down her paintbrush rather irritatedly, she didn't know how long she would have to fight to drive these people away after all this noise.

After waiting for a while, seeing that the following was still noisy, Liu Ruyi turned her eyebrows and said, "Go and tell your mother (similar to Mom Sang), since you say you have talent, let him show it. Send it off, he can't say anything."

Xiaohong responded and walked down quickly.

At this time downstairs, Zhou Jinyan was arguing with the woman, and the woman did not dare to offend them because of their identities, so she had no choice but to respond without saying a word.

"Hey, isn't that Xiaohong?" Suddenly Niu Bi was pleasantly surprised.

Zhou Jinyan looked over and saw an ordinary-looking little girl walking over, she couldn't help turning her head and said, "What's this Xiaohong doing?"

Niu Bi said: "It was Liu Ruyi who ordered the girl."

Zhou Jinyan's heart moved, and when he turned his head again, he saw the girl turned and left.

The woman smiled and said, "Prince Zhou, you said just now that you want to use your talent to meet our family's wishful thinking. May I ask what kind of talent it is?"

Zhou Jinyan knew that it must be what Xiaohong said just now, so he held his head high and said to himself: "Tell me, what talent do you want me to show? Only then can I go up!"

Li Dezhen grabbed Zhou Jinyan and said in a low voice, "Jinyan, are you crazy? If she says something difficult, how can we meet people?"

Niu Bi also frowned and said, "It's harder to show your talent on the spot than to show your reputation..."

Seeing that the few people seemed to be talking endlessly, Zhou Jinyan hurriedly said: "There is nothing to worry about, we can't afford the [-] guan, today we have to try anyway, if it doesn't work, let's go, isn't it difficult?"

Niu Bi said: "During the time, the price can be lowered a bit. In this way, it will be difficult for us to play tricks for a while."

Zhou Jinyan was dumbfounded, these animals have done a lot of this kind of thing.

But he has read [-] Tang poems, afraid of a bear?

Ignoring the few people, Zhou Jinyan turned his head, "Tell me quickly, our time is limited, and I need to show|show how talented I am to meet that Liu Ruyi."

The woman was stunned for a moment, then covered her lips and smiled lightly: "Since that's the case, I don't want to embarrass Prince Zhou,

Chapter 394: Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter

"In the time of one stick of incense, use wind, flowers, snow and moon to write a poem respectively."

Zhou Jinyan was slightly taken aback, so simple?

The woman said again: "Making things up is not allowed, you have to be of a certain level; Prince Zhou don't want to say that I make things difficult for you, this is already the simplest condition."

"One stick of incense and four poems, are they simple?" Cheng Chumo yelled, "Even if Li Mubai comes here, he can't do it."

The woman frowned, "If that's the case, then I'll relax the conditions a little more. You guys can compose poems together. As long as you don't make up random things, one stick of incense and four poems will do."

As soon as these words came out, everyone suddenly fell silent, because this was indeed not considered harsh.

"Why did mother make such a simple request?"

Liu Ruyi, who was standing in the corner upstairs, listened to the words downstairs completely, feeling slightly displeased.

"Girl, don't worry," Xiaohong said with a smile, "One Pillar of Incense, Fenghuaxueyue and the others may be able to make it, but the quality must be low, and it's not easy for mother to get rid of them?"

"This group of stupid people don't try to learn their skills, they only want to use their status to overwhelm others. Even if I see them, I won't pay attention to them. What's the point?"

Xiao Hong looked at her girl's unparalleled beauty and said with admiration: "Who in the world would any man not want to see a girl? The more rough they are, the more they want to see her."

"Forget it, listen to it. If you don't have talent, let your mother get rid of it quickly. Save yourself seeing the prisoner."

......

Qin Huaiyu and the others are all old and rough. Although they can read and write, they want to compose poems, and composing poems is a bit embarrassing.

Several people looked at me and I looked at you. After thinking for a long time, they all scratched their heads.

Zhou Jin said: "What's the matter? Fenghuaxueyue, you can do whatever comes to your mind, don't be embarrassed."

Li Deju said rather painfully: "This is really difficult for us, we need to think about it again."

Suddenly Niu Bi slapped boldly, and laughed loudly: "Yes, I have a song."

A trace of sarcasm flashed in the woman's eyes, and she said, "Mr. Niulang, please tell me."

"Oh, I'll go," Qin Huaiyu said with a frightened expression on his face, "Brother Niu, don't be joking, we don't know what level you are?"

Everyone laughed, and Niu Bi said displeased: "Go, go, go, don't disturb Lao Tzu's thoughts, you rookies."

The woman couldn't help laughing, "Then Cowherd, please tell me quickly, the time for half a stick of incense is almost over."

With his hands behind his back, Niu Bi walked a few steps slowly, and said: "In ancient times, Cao Cao made a poem in seven steps, but now there is Niu Bi who makes a poem in eight steps. Although I can't compare with Cao Cao, I'm not as bad as one step away. …”

Zhou Jinyan saw no response from the crowd, they were all listening to Niu Bi bragging, but the woman couldn't help laughing out loud, and said, "It's Cao Zijian, not Cao Cao."

"Is it Cao Zijian?" Niu Bi asked blankly, "I remember two words?"

"Zijian is a surname, his real name is Cao Zhi."

"Cao Zhi," Niu Bi suddenly realized, "I said it feels a little weird."

Zhou Jinyan sweated profusely, he was so tough.These people stare at me and stare at you, and they are all about the same level.

You can't count on it, you have to rely on yourself.At the moment, I quickly think about the four poems of Fenghuaxueyue.

It is not difficult to compose poetry, but it is a bit difficult to make it brilliant.

Niubi seemed not to be disturbed at all, and said loudly: "Seven hundred flies in front of the eaves, and the back garden wall is snow-white. Inside the full-fledged room, cockroaches gather in house dung."

"Hold the grass!"

Cheng Chumo stared and said, "Good poems, good poems, Brother Niu, I didn't realize that you still have such talent."

Qin Huaiyu asked suspiciously, "You wouldn't copy it somewhere, would you?"

Niu Bi rolled his eyes, "Did you do something like this? Brother, I'm a real original."

Zhou Jinyan was confused, the poem is a poem, but what does it mean?

But it's not easy to ask too many questions at this time, as long as you can pass|pass.

Everyone looked at the woman, and the woman said blankly: "Mr. Niulang, what is the meaning of this poem?"

Niu Bi proudly said: "It's simple, it's just my feeling."

Like a great poet, his eyes are full of reminiscences, "The kite flying around in front of the eaves was bought by the old man for seven hundred. In the back garden are the white clothes that his wife just washed. Lying on the side inside, I suddenly wanted to defecate, ran to the toilet, and looked back to see that the smelly cake was full of dung beetles."

Before he finished playing, Zhou Jinyan looked around, looking for pens and inks.

It is really better to count on yourself than to count on this group of people.

Fortunately, Qingyi Pavilion is a treasure of literature, and pen and ink are indispensable.Zhou Jinyan found a pen and ink, and quickly started writing on it.

After hearing Niu Bi's explanation, everyone wished they could find a hole in the ground and get in.

When did he write this?Are you sure you didn't come here to cheat your brother?

The woman suppressed her smile and looked at Niubi, "Niulangjun, although your poem is good, it has not yet reached an excellent level, so I can only..."

Niu Bi said displeased: "Is it good or not? It's just a matter of what you say. If you can't say it, you won't..."

Li Dezheng grabbed him, "Brother, don't be stubborn, brother Zhou is already writing, you should stop."

When Liu Ruyi heard Niu Bi's poem, she burst out laughing immediately, and said, "It's such a talent, but I dare to come to the class to make an axe. These dudes really don't know the heights of the sky and the earth."

Xiao Hong said: "If they don't have a thick skin, how can they be the top in Chang'an? It's our bad luck to mess with them."

Liu Ruyi sighed, and said lightly: "It's almost time for a stick of incense, let my mother dismiss it, I really don't want to see people today, and make false claims with others."

At this time, the sound of people going up the stairs was heard outside the door, and Xiaohong said: "Mother is here."

As soon as the voice fell, a woman was seen walking up.

She held a piece of paper in her hand, with a puzzled face, as if she was thinking about something.

"What's the matter?" Liu Ruyi said, "Have you sent them away?"

"No," the woman wondered, "According to your intention, I wrote four poems about romance..."