Mixed in Datang to be a son-in-law

Zhou Jinyan froze for a moment, scratching his head, "It's very simple, everyone is blinded by the pair, so they only see the surface, but if you take a closer look, you can see gold, wood, water, fire, earth...... "

Yan Ruyu said angrily: "As far as you can tell, we didn't see it."

Zhou Jinyan's eyes lit up, he walked quickly to the steps, and turned to face everyone present.

He coughed twice and said loudly: "Everyone be quiet, please listen to me."

After all, Zhou Jinyan explained two meanings just now. Although the people present were upset, they could only listen to him.

Looking at the densely packed heads, thousands of talents from the Tang Dynasty looked at themselves together.

Zhou Jinyan was emotional, and said loudly: "Except for women, I am not targeting anyone, I just want to say that everyone present is rubbish|garbage!"

After he finished speaking, he laughed strangely twice, feeling happy in his heart.

But he soon discovered something terrible, and no one responded at all.

no response?

Zhou Jinyan blinked his eyes, "Everyone rubbish, didn't you hear what I said?"

Wang Liancheng frowned and said, "What is rubbish?"

"That's right, is this a curse word?" Wang Lan also stared at him dissatisfied, thinking it was all a curse word.

A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall.

Zhou Jinyan chuckled and said, "I'm obviously praising you, but what this rubbish means is that of a scholar."

Everyone was angry in their hearts, and they thought that they were scholars in the first place, so you still need to praise them?

Zhou Jinyan ruthlessly teased everyone, feeling really happy in his heart.

He smiled again, and then explained: "Although you are all scholars, you can't tell people that I am a scholar, right? Scholars pay attention to humility. If you tell him that you are rubbish, it is tantamount to saying that you are scholars. If he doesn’t understand, it means he’s far below your level. He said no? Tell them these two couplets and see if they can match them!”

Everyone rolled their eyes at the same time, let's not do such a grandstanding thing!

Scholars should pay attention to low-key.

Seeing that everyone stopped talking, Zhou Jinyan didn't say much anymore, just leave the seeds and wait for them to germinate.

He said to the few people outside: "Come in for dinner, I'm treating guests today. Anyway, I can't forgive this couplet, especially my wife."

Li Danyue shook her head and said with a light smile: "It is a blessing to see such a strange couplet today. I will invite you for lunch at noon, and I will use the lottery of the Zhuangyuan Building to congratulate everyone for being the champion this year."

After saying that, he dragged Yan Ruyu in slowly.

Chapter 342

When Li Danyue and others walked in, one of them said, "Are you inviting us all to have dinner together?"

"Don't dream, you," Wang Lan turned around and hummed: "It means the people of our Yanyue Poetry Club, who are you? You can come in this champion building? The champion must be born in our Yanyue Poetry Club .”

"you!"

Everyone was furious, patted their purses and said, "It's not that we don't have money. Although your Yanyue Poetry Club is powerful, it may not be the number one scholar."

Wang Lan seemed to like to tease people very much, and was about to talk, but was grabbed by Wang Liancheng and dragged in.

"Speak less, do you want to offend talented people in the world?"

"I just said, if you can't do it, you can't do it, and you are not allowed to say it?"

Wang Lan turned back and said in a choked voice: "Scholars are not just anyone who wants to be, don't think that you can become a scholar just by knowing a few words, the real garbage is us, you are not garbage!"

Wang Liancheng was embarrassed for a while, and this is still a good idea.

"What kind of rubbish are you?" Everyone furiously said, "Just now the son-in-law said that women are not rubbish, we are the rubbish."

"Yes, we are the rubbish|garbage!"

It seemed that they had found a balance point, and everyone attacked Wang Lan one after another.

Wang Lan snorted, "A group of poor people, this Zhuangyuan Restaurant said that the dishes we have never seen before must be very expensive. If you have the ability, come in and have a look?"

After finishing speaking, he glanced contemptuously, and walked in with the helpless Wang Liancheng.

Those who are rich and able to afford consumption really all went in.

Can stand here for half a day, where is the real rich master.

Although a group of people were angry in their hearts, there was nothing they could do.

"Who is this woman?" Gao Yang frowned and asked.

"It seems to belong to Yanyue Poetry Society too."

Li Mengjiang said: "I have seen it before. It seems that the surname is Wang, and it belongs to the Wang family. I don't know who it is."

"Wang's?" Gao Yang asked again.

"Ah."

"No wonder you're so arrogant." Gao Yang pouted, took Li Mengjiang's hand and said, "Let's go in too."

Li Mengjiang glanced at the crowd, intending to give these people some discounts, but there are quite a lot of people who came today, and I'm afraid there are not enough seats, so I can just forget about it.

The two went in and saw that it was already full of people, and it was very lively everywhere.

"Come on, let's go to the third floor."

Li Mengjiang pulled Gao Yang and smiled as he walked: "My husband is friends with the shopkeeper of this restaurant, so I can go there."

"Is there any famous hall on the third floor?"

"Famous halls are nothing," Li Mengjiang explained: "It's just to greet some distinguished guests."

Previously, the third floor was intended for those who could match couplets to go up, but it was later changed to a place to greet distinguished guests, Sheng Lian'er, and Haizao to work.

This also saves some space.

Otherwise, you can only get in if you get a pair, and I'm afraid no one can get in.

Most of the people in Yanyue Poetry Club are on the second floor.

Zhou Jinyan only invited Yan Ruyu, Li Danyue, brother and sister Li Jingren to go up.

Therefore, one table is just enough, but it is also spacious.

The upper part has been remodeled, and it is extremely spacious, and the surrounding scenery can be seen from the surrounding windows. This kind of remodeling can be regarded as quite bold.

Everyone sitting on it just felt refreshed and happy, and they felt as if they were in a trance when talking and drinking.

The atmosphere is quite harmonious and harmonious.

"This place is really good."

Li Jingren sighed: "I don't know who the shopkeeper is, I want to know him after seeing it."

Li Xueyan smiled and said: "You still want to eat and drink."

Everyone laughed.

Li Danyue smiled and said: "This kind of style really makes people feel happy, but it's a pity that the place is a bit remote."

"Yes."

Yan Ruyu agreed, "If it is built around the imperial city, I'm afraid it will be full every day."

Li Tai shook his head. Although this restaurant is not bad, it is only mediocre in his eyes.

Zhou Jinyan said with a smile: "As long as it's in Chang'an, it's actually not considered remote. It's just that on the third floor, my brother said that we can only invite distinguished guests. If the third floor is full, I'm afraid it won't work."

"Who is it?" Gao Yang was extremely curious about the person behind him.

"Don't say it, don't say it."

Zhou Jinyan shook his head, "If I say it, I'm afraid I won't be able to go up to the third floor in the future."

Li Xueyan smiled lightly: "The third floor has such a prize, there will be many dignitaries in the future."

"If you come, you may not be able to come in."

Zhou Jinyan said solemnly: "The Zhuangyuan Building, the Zhuangyuan Building, must have the talent of the Zhuangyuan."

Everyone looked at each other, Li Danyue covered her lips and said with a smile: "So, we still have the number one talent?"

"That's the back door for me to save face."

Zhou Jinyan waved his hand, "Is there any place where I can't go? It's just that although my brother is talented, he is stupid and doesn't have many friends, so it's difficult to go through the back door even if he wants to."

Li Jingren picked up the wine glass, "Come on, brother Zhou, I'll toast you, I can't come in without you."

Everyone laughed again when they heard what he said.

Zhou Jinyan didn't take it seriously, and clinked glasses with him.

Zhou Jinyan and the others were having a drink and chatting upstairs, talking about this year's scientific examination. At this time, two old men also came to the downstairs of the champion building.

Li Baiyao and Kong Yingda.

Both of these two were famous Confucian scholars for a while, and they are currently working in the Eastern Palace, specializing in teaching | the prince.

Not to mention Kong Yingda's great reputation, Li Baiyao is also a very interesting and wonderful person.

Li Baiyao's father was Li Delin, the internal historian of the Sui Dynasty. Li Delin and Yang Su once held the Sui government together, and they were a big man.

Yang Su is a person who likes extravagance, lives well, dresses well, and has many women to play with, but also beautiful.

When Li Baiyao was young, he was a romantic boy with a suave appearance.

Because the relationship between the two is not bad, they often go out to play, and once they actually fell in love with a concubine of Yang Su.

The young man couldn't control himself, so he went into Yang's house at night and had a tryst with Yang Su's concubine.As a result, the Dong Chuang incident was discovered, and Yang Su caught him right away.

What kind of person is Yang Su?

Even if you are Li Delin's son, I still have to punish you, now I am angry and want to punish Li Baiyao to death.

When Li Baiyao was brought up to question his crimes, he found that Li Baiyao was a handsome young man who was "not yet twenty years old, with a handsome appearance". Good at writing, you can write poems to describe yourself, saying that my intention should save you from death."

It means that if you can write a good article and meet my wishes, I will spare you the death penalty.

Li Baiyao is worthy of being a great Confucian in the future. At the critical moment of life and death, he suddenly had a brilliant idea, and he wrote it in one go.

Yang Su saw that it was worth it, and gave Li Baiyao his concubine as his wife on the spot, "with hundreds of thousands of money".Later, Yang Su invited Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty to grant Li Baiyao the title of Wai Lang, a member of the Minister of Rites.Li Baiyao collected money and sex, and became an official because of it, which became a popular story for a while.

This allusion is also the origin of "the beauty of adults".

Chapter 343 Kong Yingda

Literati in the Sui and Tang Dynasties all paid attention to romance. Although Li Baiyao and Kong Yingda were great Confucian scholars, they were also romantic figures.

It's just a pity, I didn't know it when I was young... Now I can only flirt with style.

Therefore, after hearing rumors about Chang'an's strange pairing, the two rushed here early in the morning regardless of their old age.

"Brother Baiyao, please!"

Kong Yingda made a modest gesture and let Li Baiyao go first.

Li Baiyao smiled slightly, "Brother Kong is not kind with so many people in front, this is to clear the way for me."

Kong Yingda stroked her beard and smiled without saying a word.

Li Baiyao shook his head, winking at the old slave beside him.

The old slave took a step forward and said with his mouth open: "The crown prince's right concubine, Confucius, is here! Everyone, let me give way!"

Kong Yingda almost stumbled, pointed at Li Baiyao and stared, "You, you tricked me!"

As soon as those people heard that Kong Ying had arrived, it was still worth it, they immediately stepped aside and looked at this side eagerly.

Li Baiyao chuckled, cupped his fists and said, "Admit it, Brother Kong, please!"

"Old stuff!"