Chapter 138 Do you want to piss me off?

Cheng Dao was puzzled and said, "Brother-in-law, why do you have such an expression? Do you also think this is true?"

Gu Bao fell silent, he was very suspicious, did he meet someone like himself?

How did the people in Datang know about the little devil's invasion?

Thinking of this, he blushed slightly.

Cheng Daudao, a person from the Tang Dynasty, would feel angry, and would smear the people of Yinghua country inhumanely!

What about yourself?

When I saw Cherry Blossom Girl, I thought of Little Huya, I thought of cuteness, I thought of Orange Lisha......

This is obviously shameful for him as a man.

Gu Bao deeply despised himself for a while, and then decided to change his mind, start a new life, and win glory for the country!

The deepest blow to a country is undoubtedly the plunder of its women.

No matter what kind of plunder.

As long as women in this country are willing to give birth to children for hostile forces.

Take pride in being spotted by men from the enemy country!

For that country, it is a failure and a shame!

Thinking of this, the way Gu Bao looked at Sakura Sister was different...

"So, do you firmly believe that what others say is right?"

"That's for sure, she will definitely not lie to me, she is very accurate in fortune-telling."

Gu Bao patted her on the shoulder, "Very good, but stop scolding Sakura from now on, brother-in-law will help you deal with it; just scold the rest."

Cheng Daodao blinked, "Brother-in-law won't talk about me anymore?"

Gu Bao smiled and said: "Brother-in-law said before that he will always stand by your side, don't forget."

Cheng Daodao heaved a sigh of relief, and wanted to jump up in excitement, but fortunately, Gu Bao held it down in time.

Problems have to be solved one by one.

The first is the Sakura girl.

Gu Bao walked back, Yinghuamei frowned at him.

"I've already taught her a lesson."

Sakura Girl was about to speak when she was interrupted by Gu Bao.

"Yuki-chan, I heard that you Sakura country women are full of love, right?"

"Yeah, how do you know?" Yinghua girl heard this and said proudly: "The women in our Sakura country are women who can be compared with the women of the Tang Dynasty. They are very good."

Gu Bao was slightly sweating, this Sakura girl was also a sycophant.

"you sure?"

"Of course."

Sakura girl patted her chest, "It's true."

"I've taught Dabao a lesson just now, and she already knew she was wrong. Such a kind-hearted Yui-chan, can you forgive her? You see, she was so sad that she almost buried her head in the ground."

Sakura girl glanced at Cheng Dao, Cheng Dao curled his lips, and immediately turned his head away.

"You're talking nonsense, she doesn't look sad at all."

"you are wrong."

Gu Bao said seriously: "Jie Jiang, do you know why you have been like that before? It seems a bit crazy? Isn't it?"

"Yeah, what happened to her?"

"Hey, it's hard to say." Gu Bao pointed to his head, "There is a problem here."

"what?"

Sakura girl covered her mouth and turned pale, revealing her cute little canine teeth.

Gu Bao said again: "Look at her expression again, isn't it a cynical expression?"

"Yes, that's the expression, I hate it to death."

Gu Bao sighed faintly, "Lovely and kind-hearted Sakura, I hope you can understand that she is paralyzed. It's not that she doesn't want to laugh, it's that she can't smile often, and it's very rare to smile once in a while."

"What is facial paralysis?"

"Ahem, I just don't know how to laugh, even if I do, I look like Sima."

Yui Aragaki: "..."

"Look how pitiful she is. In fact, many things are not aimed at you, but she can't control herself."

Sakura girl had a tangled expression, "Then what if she still scolds me in the future?"

Gu Bao snorted coldly, "If you scold you again, I will blow her dog's head off!"

Sakura Sister sighed deeply, and said in a deep voice: "For the face of the brave and upright, kind, and compassionate Brother Bao, I decided not to bother Cheng Dao. But please tell her that she has provoked me again. , scold me, I will still crusade against her."

"Yuki-chan, you are so kind, God will bless you."

Little Cherry Blossom blushed, turned around and walked to the side.

As soon as this move came out, everyone was shocked.

You must know that Sakura Girl is a staunch anti-chatter.

What, Nima betrayed?

But no one dared to question Yinghuamei, because Yinghuamei is not a good person, she is very good at pissing people off.

Zeng A Niu was very angry, he said angrily: "Gu Bao, what kind of demon trick did you use to make Miss Xin Yuan quit?"

Gu Bao rolled his eyes, "Are you questioning the poor?"

"I, I'm just questioning you."

"Who do you think you are?"

Gu Bao said with contempt: "A traitor, how dare you question me."

As soon as these words came out, everyone was overjoyed, especially Lu Zhisheng and others.

"Haha, look, no one likes traitors, right? When they're good, that's fine. When they're bad, they'll definitely use this as an issue."

"Young Master Lu is right."

The crowd joined in.

Gu Bao didn't bother to pay attention, and continued to look at the crowd, saying: "Is there any more? What did you do wrong? You have to speak out to solve the problem. It's useless."

"That's right, I can..."

Cheng Daodao got excited, but was stared at by Gu Bao, and obediently shrank back.

"She has done too many things."

A chubby woman stood up and said angrily: "When I was with.....She interfered with our good affairs. Daoist Gu, tell me, is this something a human can do?"

Gu Bao was taken aback, nodded and said: "This is really not something people do."

A smile appeared on the fat woman's face, but it quickly froze, and she heard Gu Bao say, "This is something only a god can do."

"What do you mean?" The fat woman was so angry.

I knew that this Taoist priest was unreliable, how reliable was the man who was with Cheng Dao?

Cheng Daodao was overjoyed, a brother-in-law is a brother-in-law, how can anyone abuse his ass...

You scumbags still want to fight with me!

"No other meaning, just want to ask you, what good thing did she interfere with you, can you tell me in detail?"

"How can I say that?"

The fat woman's face was slightly red, "What a shameful thing, I can't say it."

"Don't say it, you are slandering!"

"I did not slander!"

Seeing that everyone was looking over, the fat woman gritted her teeth, "Okay, just tell me, but I'll only tell you."

As she said that, she wanted to lean over like Sakura Sister, and whispered to Gu Bao.

Gu Bao stepped back again and again, frowned and said, "Speak up if you have something to say, everyone is human, why can poor people listen but they can't? Do you not trust their character?"

The fat woman is so angry, why didn't you say Sakura girl just now?

"You, you want to piss me off?"

Gu Bao chuckled, as if he was poor and just like that.

Chapter 139 A woman can hold up half the sky

Xu Zhen was a shameful thing, the fat woman was embarrassed to say it for a long time.Gu Bao shook his head, turned around and said, "Is there anything else? After talking about the actual things, after a long time, no one has a sworn feud with Dao Dao?"

"That's right, I'm such a nice person." Cheng Daodao seconded.

Gu Bao: "..."

"I say!"

The fat woman seemed very angry, and said loudly: "When I was making out with Yan Lang, she peeked from the side, and called everyone over, saying to catch rape, look, look, this is what people can do." What about her? I am at odds with her."

Everyone laughed.

The fat woman is also quite thick-skinned. After she said it, she didn't feel ashamed anymore.

"That's it?"

The fat woman froze, "What do you mean?"

"It's your fault in the first place, why can't she say it?"

Gu Bao made a fuss and said: "You don't count, Pindao thinks that you are doing the right thing."

Everyone was very speechless, if you say it doesn't count, then don't count, so is there anything else that can be counted?

"Why?"

The fat woman jumped into a rage, and the loli voice burst out.

"You stinky Taoist priest, you will mess around, Dean Li, I suggest you fire him. What is this and what? Is there still a place to talk about etiquette?"

Gu Bao said in a hoarse and magnetic voice: "Ahem, be safe and don't be impatient. Everyone, don't get angry. Be gentle. Listen to the poor and talk slowly to see who is right and who is wrong."

"I see what nonsense you can say. I can tell you, don't think everyone is stupid. Everyone can hear your nonsense."

Gu Bao grinned, "Everyone, I just want to ask, is this a place to study?"

Nobody paid any attention to him, everyone was smart and already knew what he was trying to say.

Gu Bao turned to Li Changsheng, "President Li, where is the National Academy?"

"this......."

Li Changsheng is very conflicted, he also wants to expel Gu Bao now, are you arguing well?What are you doing on me?

Sighing helplessly, he whispered, "It's the place to study!"

"Crack, crack, crack."

Gu Bao applauded, his face full of admiration.

"Listening to the dean's words is better than reading for ten years. Yes, as Dean Li said, this is the Chinese Academy, where we study, and where we strive and work hard for the rise of China!"

Gu Bao glanced at everyone present one by one, and with a deep and magnetic voice, he said slowly: "The future of the Tang Dynasty is in your hands. You are the well-deserved proud sons of heaven!"

Those present were nothing but teenage kids, so foolish, Gu Bao's words successfully set everyone's blood on fire and released the souls of the second class.

"well said!"

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