beauty world

Especially since Princess Changyue is so close to me, my nostrils are completely filled with her fragrance. After smelling it for a long time, I feel my brain even more.

At that time, there was only one inexplicable thought in my mind: the body fragrance of Princess Changyue, wouldn't it have an aphrodisiac effect?

I Yang Jiandong said:

Hahahaha, the show is about to begin~~~

Chapter 75 My Lord, We Come to Serve You

Princess Changyue came to my side, her smell made me uneasy, especially her beauty that a man would suffocate, it really made me imagine.

But after all, Princess Changyue is still a strange girl to me. Even if I have the halo of my master on my head, it is impossible to suddenly do something to Princess Changyue. I am afraid that not only will they not regard me as the owner, but they may even regard me as a devil.

So although I was dizzy from the smell of Princess Changyue, and even my body was hot, I still endured it and played the role of the master.

Princess Changyue and the patriarch of the beautiful woman took us all the way into the Sun and Moon Palace. On the way, we passed through a narrow corridor. On the walls on both sides of the corridor are various religious murals, which are colorful and lifelike. There are animal figures and women. The patterns of fertility, agricultural production and Bai people's life are all in the murals, but what surprised me later was that I saw several pictures of the lingering union of men and women...

In this way, I was taken to the main hall. In the main hall, there was a huge statue of a god, 3 meters high, and it was a naked middle-aged man, but the appearance of that man was completely different from mine. Handsome, but tall, and with obvious features of ethnic minorities.And what attracted my attention the most was the crotch of the statue, the towering Tongtian Tower, no matter how hard I tried to divert my eyes, I couldn't help but be attracted to it.Because that place is too conspicuous.It is almost the size of a cucumber.It's not that that part is larger than the average person, it's just because the statue is 3 meters high, and that part is shaped in proportion, so it naturally increases.

Looking at the god statue in front of me, I unconsciously remembered the place where the old witch said that the three saintesses were responsible for cleaning the god statue every day, and I suddenly felt a little bit wrong.

"My lord, this is your god statue. I worship you in front of the god statue every day. I didn't expect that you would actually appear in front of us in person today. I... am really excited."

Walking in front of the statue, Princess Changyue explained to me that this was the first time I heard her talking to me, and only then did I realize that Princess Changyue's voice was very pleasant, a bit like spring water in the mountains, ethereal and clear , although Mandarin is not very standard, with a minority accent, but I can still hear clearly, and when I heard her voice, I felt my body tremble slightly.

Princess Changyue's beautiful voice almost made me lose my mind, but fortunately I recovered in time and said with a smile:

"Hehe, that's because I heard your prayers..." Once a person plays a certain role by lying, he has to cover it up with more lies. Now that I have played the role of the owner, then, in I have to keep pretending until my identity is revealed.Anyway, there is no doubt that I am a man.

I looked up at the 3-meter-high statue in front of me, and couldn't help but say, "This statue doesn't look like me at all..."

I don't know who this statue was based on. Anyway, it has no similarity with me. After all, there used to be many men in the world, so it is understandable that they look different.

"This was made by the first generation of grandma, and the first generation of grandma has never seen your real deity, so she carved it like this according to her own imagination..." Princess Changyue said politely, with a strong smile on her brows. Deep apology and a little worry.

"Really." Sure enough, no matter how prophetic the first-generation grandma was, she couldn't predict what I would look like, so she could only rely on her own imagination to build this statue.

"My lord, in the past, our clan would come to worship your statue in the temple every month. Now that your deity is here, we don't need to worship the statue anymore, we can just worship you directly."

"Oh. Hehe... Really." I touched my head in embarrassment. Damn, is it my future destiny to be enshrined on an altar?

"My lord, can you please change into this divine robe?" I muttered in my heart, but there was a voice behind me. I don't know when a woman who looks like a maid actually brought it from a corner of the hall. He took out a silver-white coat and asked me to put it on.I took it over and put it on without any hesitation. This divine robe actually had a cloak. After putting it on, I felt that I really looked a little better, like Monkey King in the period of Monkey King.Of course, the cloak can only hang down when there is no wind, and it is impossible to flutter like in the movie to look mighty and domineering.

"Hey, master, your clothes fit you well." Seeing me put on the divine robe, Xiao Bai, a silly girl, couldn't help applauding from the sidelines.And after a while, people in the clan actually presented Xiaobai with a set of divine robes, the style was exactly the same as that of the three saintesses, and Xiaobai's temperament in the silver robes actually rose sharply, no less than the three saintesses. After getting the new clothes, Xiaobai also became happy, and even deliberately ran over to stand with the three saintesses to look at them, which surprised the three saintesses, and hurriedly bowed and apologized.

After all, the three saintesses are saints in the world, and Xiaobai is nominally my lord's personal attendant, so there is still a gap in status, so the saintesses are also nervous when they see Xiaobai running over to compare clothes with them Extremely, I hastened to express my reverence.

In short, with my status, Xiaobai's status has also increased greatly, and she has won the respect of the clan. As a personal servant, her status is already second only to me.

Seeing that after I put on the divine robe, Princess Changyue and the patriarch actually knelt down again, I hurriedly stopped and told them to stand up.

"Okay, okay, don't kneel anymore. Although I am the master, I don't like anyone to kneel at will. You don't have to kneel in the future."

I spoke nervously, and upon hearing my words, Princess Changyue raised her head and did not stand up, but her eyes showed deeper awe.

"My lord..."

"I said, stop kneeling. Otherwise, I will get angry." I said helplessly, rubbing my head.

"Changyue, just listen to my lord." The patriarch of the beautiful woman said to Princess Changyue with a glance at her. Princess Changyue glanced at her mother and nodded slightly.In this way, the mother and son stood up, but the expressions on their faces were still respectful.Before, I didn’t know why the protagonists in TV dramas would be very impatient when they saw someone kneeling down. Now that I have experienced it myself, I understand that when someone kneels down to you, you will feel that others owe you something, and you will feel very big. No wonder most people don't like others to kneel easily.

I thought I could enjoy the awe of the Bai people when I became the master, but now I find that there are a lot of cumbersome etiquettes, which makes me very headache. Such things as changing the robes and kneeling to pay respects really make me feel dizzy .

Fortunately, no matter how cumbersome it is, there is an end. After the three saintesses, the patriarch, Princess Changyue and the old witch all paid their respects to me, Xiaobai and I finally had a place to live.It was a large room on the second floor of the Sun Moon Hall. It was very spacious. There was no bed in it, but there was a thick cotton blanket on the floor, as if you could fall asleep directly on the ground.

The old witch also smiled and said to me that this room is called the Shenyin Temple, and it is a bedroom prepared for me, and Xiaobai and I can live here in the future.I just stayed there, because this room was at least as big as Bailai square meters, and it really made me uncomfortable to use such a big room as my bedroom.

After being busy for a while, the accommodation problem between Xiaobai and I was solved. It was already dark at that time, and the old witch said that the feast was held for me at night, and I must attend.

There is no way, Xiaobai and I ran all the way to Sun Moon Village, we were exhausted, but we had no choice but to participate in the feast at night.

The place of the feast is still on the high platform outside the Sun and Moon Point, and the high platform is full of women from the clan who came to see me and generously presented pork and mutton. They thought that I could eat the meat they presented. It's an honor, and it really makes me feel unspeakably proud.

I found that with the passage of time, I seemed to be getting more and more into the role of the owner. In the end, I was able to communicate with people in the clan in a more serious manner, and I was able to deliberately pretend to be unfathomable. .

In fact, my so-called unfathomable is nothing more than humming a few popular lyrics in the 21st century, such as Xu Song, Liang Jingru, and then saying a few words of Ma Zheli, such as materialism, practical theory, etc. How do people in the clan understand this? When they hear me say that everything in the world is necessarily connected, that everything develops and follows laws, and that material determines consciousness, and the economic base determines the superstructure, they all feel that I said What he said is the most wise words, and he worships me terribly.

People of the Bai nationality seldom communicate with people from other counties, and they even set up schools in their own villages for education, so let alone the Marxist philosophy of the 21st century, they don’t even know much about contemporary outside culture, so naturally I was fooled to go around.

Damn, at that time, I really felt that I had a kind of inscrutable fairy appearance, and I felt indescribably proud when I looked at the Bai women around me who listened to me explaining the "secrets of the world" without blinking their eyes.At the same time, I also took some Hollywood movie plots of the 21st century to chat with them casually, such as "Harry Potter", "Avatar", "Spiderman" and so on, and then advertised that what I said was all happening in the God Realm As a result, they still believed in the story, and their admiration for me became even stronger.

Especially when the three saints couldn't help coming over to listen to me tell the story of "The Avengers", I was even more proud. After all, there are beautiful women listening to your story, which is definitely the most arousing man's pride one of the things.

A long table was set up on the high platform, and I was sitting at the end of the long table as the owner, Xiao Bai was on my right, when the people of the Bai ethnic group brought up a whole roast suckling pig and offered it to me Xiaobai's eyes were wide open, and a mouth full of saliva was about to flow out.

Seeing the whole roast suckling pig, I was also attracted. I lost interest in talking about Hollywood blockbusters with my family before. The saintess took the initiative to walk to me, and then the blue-haired one picked up the towel, the silver-haired one cut off the pork with a knife and forked it, and the pink-haired one blew on the air conditioner. Reduce the taste of pork.

After cutting off the meat, the silver-haired saint carefully brought the meat to my mouth devoutly, while the blue-haired saint put a towel under the meat, as if to prevent the pork from accidentally falling off. As for the pink-haired saint The woman kept blowing air around my mouth to lower the temperature of the meat.

At that time, I was dumbfounded. The three saintesses offered to help me cut the pork, and then brought the meat to my mouth?

Damn, is this going to feed me?

I was just surprised, but the three saintesses in front of me flicked their silver robes, showing reverent smiles, and said to me in unison:

"My lord, you don't need to do anything, we will serve you."

I Yang Jiandong said:

Haha, if you want a big zombie, you have to start with a small zombie~~~Then is the main story~~! !

Chapter 76 Bedtime?

What kind of scene is it when three beauties say they want to serve you?

At that time, the three saintesses were carrying meat to feed me, and I was so shocked that my jaw did not drop.When I was at Leng Ao Nv's house, Leng Ao Nv had already taken care of me, but I didn't expect that after I came to the Bai people, I would be treated far more than Leng Ao Nv's family.It really makes me wonder if all this is real.

"No need...I can eat by myself."

"My lord, although you are a god, your spiritual fetus is only a flesh body. You'd better not touch the knife and fork, so as not to hurt your body." The blue-haired saint said to me softly.

"Yes, my lord, as saintesses, we are your servants. Our bounden duty is to take care of you. Just let us replace your hands." There was a restlessness in my heart.They want to replace my hand?Uh... I thought of something bad again.

But it seems that these three saintesses will not be at peace if they don't find something to do, so in the end I hesitated and opened my mouth wide, asking the saintess to feed me.Rub, what a fragrant suckling pig, it suits my taste too much, it is crispy and delicious, oily but not greasy, and golden oily water comes out after one bite.When I was at Leng Ao Nu's house, Leng Ao Nu kept strictly controlling my recipes, and also forced me to exercise, but it's hard for me not to break the meat ring here.