Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

Content: slightly.

Cross field:

The host is not right. The host smashed the lucky eggs on the spot, and drew three lucky viewers. The No.1 lucky audience, Li Fei, smashed a gold card of the Anxiang Women's Beauty Center. She was so excited that she went into shock on the spot; the No.2 audience, Big Brother Zai Chun smashed out a massage stick, and sold it to Guozijian Jijiu Lan Qingzhuo at a discount; No. 3 Prince Yi Zaiyuan, who didn't hit the shit, angrily reprimanded the host for operating in the dark, lost control of his emotions and smashed all the eggs, disturbing the holy car , fined salary for one year.

The host Wang Daya announced that the SMS platform has been opened, please vote for the best program tonight.Please edit the text message "Handsome Donkey", send it to 110 if you can't move it, send it to 119 if you can't connect, and send it casually if you can't get through.This event will select ten enthusiastic audiences, and the prizes will be provided by Tongrantang Sexual Health Co., Ltd. (not yet formally established).

Program ten:

Sketch, "Lamb Skewers"

Performance: Six foreheads attached to Jingshou, Xun Jing walking in the Metropolitan Procuratorate.

Content: slightly.

Program Eleven:

Peking Opera: "Lin Haixue Original Selections"

Performance: Xiao Taohong from Peony Square plays a reverse role.

Content: slightly.

Program Twelve:

Song and dance, "The Snow Keeps Falling"

Performance: Disaster-stricken people in the south.

Content: slightly.

Cross field:

With the support of the queen, concubine Yi and other concubines, the emperor stepped onto the stage and delivered an important Spring Festival speech: "On the occasion of the Spring Festival approaching, on behalf of the Central Committee of the Qing Dynasty and the State Council, on behalf of all the ministers, all the officers and soldiers who bravely killed the enemy on the front line I would like to extend my deep condolences and high respect to the commanders and fighters who stick to the frontier defense of the motherland, and to the soldiers of the Eight Banners and the Green Battalion who are fighting on the front line of snow relief! Heartfelt greetings from all Chinese people!  …”

Program Thirteen:

Song: "The sky in the Qing Dynasty is a sunny day"

Performance: All the ministers and workers.

Contents:

"The sky in the Qing Dynasty is sunny,

The people of the Qing Dynasty really like it..."

Program Fourteen:

Rhythmic gymnastics, "Giant S"

Performance: Aunt Furong.

Content: slightly.

Program fifteen:

The finale sketch, "Selling Abductees"

Performers: Xiao Ran, Ning Xin, Bao Lu.

climax:

Accompanied by the emperor and queen, Princess Ningxin cut the birthday steamed buns, accepted the blessings of the ministers, sang "Happy Birthday" together, and presented congratulatory gifts one by one.Ning Xin was so excited that she almost fainted.

The hosts presented New Year celebration couplets, listened to the sound of clappers during the countdown, and watched the fireworks outside the studio.Due to the crowding, a serious stampede occurred, and more than 20 ministers including Duanhua and Sushun were injured.

Program fifteen:

Ending song, "Unforgettable Tonight"

Performance: All actors and audience.

Contents:

"Unforgettable tonight,

Unforgettable tonight.

Regardless of the ends of the earth and the ends of the sea,

Shenzhou Wanli is in the same arms.

I wish the emperor well, the emperor well.

farewell tonight,

Farewell tonight.

Whether new friends or old friends,

We will invite you again next spring.

Aoyama is not old in people.

I wish the Emperor all the best..."

This performance can no longer be described in terms of success or great success.In fact, it was an earthquake at all.It was originally planned that the party should end at midnight, but Xianfeng firmly refused and forced to replay it from the beginning over and over again.Except for Xiao Ran himself, everyone fell into extreme madness, as if they no longer knew they were sleepy.Xianfeng was so excited that he refused to sleep until [-]:[-] in the morning.He hummed repeatedly in his mouth: "Shenzhou Wanli is in the same arms. I wish the emperor well, and I will invite you again next spring. Qingshan is not old or old..."

What a fine phrase, what a diligent slave!Xianfeng, with tears in his eyes, would never have imagined that the lyrics would not bring any change to his fate in the end.In the 11th year of Xianfeng, this was the last Spring Festival that he, the emperor, lived on earth.

This section may be deleted in later revisions.What I want to say is that this short spoof is not many words, but it really took a lot of thought from the donkey.

The introduction of Ruilin in the previous article is a well-planned scene in the outline.In order to pave the way for the next chapter: Fight Ruilin again.

These two chapters were published together today, and the donkey wanted to take a rest, so I will not write today.After all, it's Chinese New Year, so I have to eat dumplings, right?I will continue to update tomorrow, and I invite my brothers to patronize me.

♂ Volume 5 Military Age ♀

→Chapter 044 - Fighting Ruilin again←

The crazy Spring Festival Gala finally came to a successful conclusion, and it was no surprise that Xiao Ran received a large reward from Xianfeng.In addition to the interception and kickbacks during the preparation process, more than 1 taels of silver were made, and a small windfall was made.

At this time, he still couldn't rest.According to the rules of the palace, the eunuch in charge will greet all the masters on the first day of the new year, which is equivalent to paying New Year's greetings to the masters.Including the nobleman, the beautiful girl, the prince Fujin of each mansion, and even the Leng Palace.If it was in previous years, Chen Shengwen, the chief eunuch, would have to walk for at least half a day to catch up with any master and keep it for a while.

For eunuchs and court ladies, Chinese New Year is often the happiest time for them.Eating well is one aspect, and the most important thing is that the masters will more or less reward them.The eunuchs and court ladies who have no rank and no monthly rules are eagerly pointing to the idea of ​​the New Year's Day to reward them.Generally speaking, the Spring Festival is the most luscious, and the master will reward almost every one of them.The eunuch next to him only hated that his status was not enough, and there were too few masters who could please him. If he could invite him down like the chief eunuch, it would be no problem to get a thousand taels of 800 taels.

But for the current Xiao Ran, this is simply a drop in the bucket, not enough to fit between his teeth.After all, he was very busy for seven or eight days in a row. Yesterday, he spent a whole night of tossing and breaking his fingers. After three days, he slept for less than four hours. At this time, he was already on the verge of collapse.If the policy allowed, he would rather reward his masters with 1000 or [-] yuan, and then sleep with his head covered.