Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

Baolu was young, but courageous, desperately holding on to a bench in desperation, he managed to hold back the thief, and Xueyao took advantage of the chaos and jumped out of the window and ran away.But Baolu was outnumbered and fell into the hands of thieves.Seeing that he looked handsome like a big girl, a bold thief hugged him and was about to kiss him, but Baolu bit off his tongue.The thief beat him half to death in anger, and then sold him into a kiln as a rabbit master.

Besides, Xueyao got away, but she didn't know what to do, so she could only cry and wipe away her tears.Suddenly, a gang of Yamen servants came, and he couldn't help but arrest her.After entering the yamen, I found out that it was the man who bought the horse who reported to the official.The horses in the palace were all branded with numbers, and the man who bought the horses was very knowledgeable, so he was taken aback by seeing this, and went to sue the officials.Fortunately, this way, they really saved the two of them.Nazhi County was shocked when she heard Xueyao's story. After all, she was from the palace, so she dared to neglect her, and rescued Baolu from the kiln overnight.At that time, Baolu was beaten all over his body because he would rather die than receive the guests, and he had to be raised for three or four days before he could barely go to the ground.

Hearing the whole story, Xiao Ran was shocked, and unbuttoned Baolu's skirt to see that the chest and back were almost smashed, and the scars were shocking, moved, distressed, and almost shed tears.Baolu curled his lips and said: "Even if you have a conscience, it's not in vain for my little treasure to treat you well. Your little wife is outside the inn, and the scares are enough for the past few days. Go and see her."

Xiao Ran hesitated for a long time, but still couldn't help asking: "Those people... did you... what?"

Baolu didn't understand for a while, and said in a daze, "What?"

Xiao Ran said coyly: "It's... the... chastity... behind you, is it still there?"

Baolu's eyes darkened in anger, and he almost passed out.Seeing that it was not the head, Xiao Ran jumped up in a flash.

Hastily told the queen for leave, Xiao Ran was about to sneak out of the palace to find Xueyao, suddenly remembered what Yuting said during the day, and his heart was moved: Why don't you take Yuting with you, it's so late, you must not be able to come back, if you don't say it, just go To live together.The two girls are having an affair with me, and they should be more soft-spoken, so they can make do with sleeping together.Those are two beauties, two!

Thinking of the word 3P, Xiao Ran's mind flashed a series of sinful images he had seen in short movies in his previous life.Yes, that's the truth!The more I think about it, the more I feel that I am really talented. Damn, in the previous life, more than two people would be called prostitution.

Tell Yu Ting, of course the poor girl doesn't know the dirty thoughts in Xiao Ran's head, so she seems happy.The two left the palace and looked for it according to the address Bao Lu told.It was an inn on South Street, and it was already Xu time when we got there.As soon as Xueyao saw Xiao Ran, she immediately threw herself into his arms, and burst into tears like a child. The grievances she had suffered in the past few days turned into tears in an instant, continuous and continuous.Naturally, Xiao Ran spoke softly and kindly, so he tried to comfort her.

After finally holding back her tears, she saw Yu Ting, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.Xueyao already knew about Xiao Ran and Yu Ting's matter. The two sisters had conflicts because of Xiao Ran, so they didn't know what to say for a while.Without losing the opportunity, Xiao Ran took on the air of being the head of the family, walked around with his hands behind his back, and said with a serious face and heart: "As the head of the family, I still have to say a few words. The ancients said it well, family and everything prosper. From now on From now on, the two of you sisters will love each other, ah! Treat each other like guests, ah! We are like children, ah..."

Unexpectedly, before the hard-earned report was finished, Xueyao had already had an attack, her brows stood on end, and she came up with the bastard fist.It was still Yu Ting who was gentle, and kept persuading Xueyao: "Don't hit him with your hands, don't you think it hurts? Kick him with your feet. Yes, and then use a bench..."

Xiao Ran couldn't stand it for a while, so he ran away.The waiter in the shop heard the ping-pong sound in the room, ghosts and wolves howling, and was crawling through the crack of the door to watch the excitement, when he saw Xiao Ran crawling out, he covered his mouth and couldn't help laughing.Unexpectedly, a teapot flew out of it and hit it on the forehead, screaming out in pain.Xiao Ran gloated and said: "Yes, you dare to read my brother's jokes, retribution, retribution!"

They were afraid that the tigress would come out all the way, so they got into the counter in fright and dared not come out.The waiter covered his head and said angrily: "Master, you two ladies are too cruel. Look at my head, it's swollen so high! It's not a small talker: this woman is born to serve men. Don’t you call it cheap? The key is that as the head of the family, you must not compromise with them. As the saying goes, you should do it when it’s time to do it, and rush to Jiuzhou! The ancients said: Men should be more cruel to their wives! If even women If you can't handle it, then your whole life, tsk tsk!" Shaking his head and sneering, his expression was contemptuous.

Xiao Ran's eyes were red at that moment, his mother's taxi can't be humiliated!I would rather jump over the wall in a hurry, and be able to just survive?Concentrated, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll give you ten taels of silver, let's rush in with the fucker, and you help me beat her hard!"

The waiter in the shop was startled, his head was shaking like a rattle, and he said in a loud voice: "Master, don't hurt me, I still want to live for two more days with my head on my neck. Look at your white clothes My lady, she is so fierce, how can I beat her?"

"Then what should we do? Damn, you won't let me squat outside for a night, right?" Xiao Ran frowned, thoughtfully, and handed Xiao 20 taels of silver, saying: "In this way, let's disperse the opponent's forces and defeat them one by one. .You help me cheat one out, I really don't believe that I can't deal with her!"

There must be a brave man under a heavy reward, and the waiter in the shop took the money and went away filled with righteous indignation.Xiao Ran waited for a long time with a broom in his hands, but he saw Xiao Er stumbling back with his face covered: "Are you cruel? The younger one just said, 'The gentleman is welcome', but he was slapped if he didn't. ah?"

Xiao Ran said: "Who is your name?"

"Is that the one in white? She's the worst. If you want to attack, you have to clean her up first."

"Idiot! You know it's a tiger's butt, but you still dare to touch it? Go ahead and call the one in the blue dress. She's gentle and easy to deal with."

For the sake of ten taels of silver, the waiter gritted his teeth and went.I didn't expect to come back faster this time, covering both sides of my face.Seeing Xiao Ran, tears came down: "Master, I really can't stand this excitement, so I'd better pay you back the money. This time, they didn't even say anything, so they started, woohoo, it's unreasonable..."

"It's worthless, why are you crying!" Xiao Ran made another plan after failing to make a plan, and whispered to the waiter in the shop: "This time, we are so so..."

In a moment, in the hallway.Xiao Ran lay straight on the ground, foaming at the mouth.The waiter scratched his neck and shouted: "It's not good, two ladies, come and have a look, your husband's injury has occurred and he has passed out! Come quickly, he is already dying..."

The door of the room was kicked open with a bang, and Xueyao rushed out, holding a bench in her hand: "Let me see, where is that wicked thing?"

Xiao Ran jumped up and ran away like a rabbit.

At the counter, Xiao Ran said with a livid face: "Do you have sweat medicine at home?"

The waiter shook his head desperately: "No, absolutely not!"

"What about the five-flavored peach blossom fragrance? Ten fragrant soft tendon powder, chicken crowing and five drums returning to the soul fragrance? There must be the same drug for the three kinds of drugs, right?"

"Sir, don't be joking, we are serious business people, how can we have that thing!"

"I rely on!"

The last hope was dashed.I've been holding back for N days, is it easy to be a man in love?People are eager to have a 3P, if they don't let it go, they will be bombarded for what a big deal.If it doesn't work, 2P can also be considered, what is it now? 1P?You won't let your buddy guard the two beauties and have to work hard to masturbate, right?

The more I thought about it, the more I held my breath, and I was so anxious that I almost cried.The waiter at the side of the shop lost no time in consoling him and said: "My husband wants to open some more! According to Xiao, the two ladies like you are like dominatrixes, so let's go to bed early! Look at you, you are handsome and charming. Suave, handsome, talented, young and rich, what kind of things are you looking for, but you can’t find it? As long as you nod your head, the uncle will help you run errands. Ruhua in Qianjie, Furong next door, and Widow Liu in Dongtou, which one? Isn't it one of a million? The key is that they are gentle and considerate, and they know how to love others! If you are looking for beautiful girls, the girls in Peony Square are all very juicy, especially that little Taohong, tsk tsk, I really didn't say anything. Why? Like? As long as you nod your head, I will immediately match you as a matchmaker..."

"roll!!!"

In extreme depression, Xiao Ran had no choice but to use wine to drown his revenge.As the saying goes, wine is strong and courageous, and two pots of burning knives are eaten, Xiao Ran can't hold back the anger (or lust) in his chest, and opened the door of the two girls' rooms with two red eyes.Xueyao, who opened the door, wanted to slap her head with white bone claws, lift her legs, etc., but she was startled when she saw his appearance, and she didn't dare to drop her raised arms.

"You, and you! Be honest with me, it's best not to force me to take action!" Li Xiao Ran, breathing alcohol, gave the two girls a sideways look, and swayed into the room with his arms crossed.Xueyao and Yuting were stunned for a moment when they looked at each other.

Xiao Ran sat down on the chair with a golden knife, and slammed the table: "If a tiger doesn't show its power, it will treat me as a sick cat, right? I have tolerated you for a long time! Tell me, can you live well? If anyone doesn't want to, Get out early! I really don’t believe it, I’ll go to Mudanfang to find Xiao Taohong! What’s the matter?”

After being stunned for a while, Yu Ting pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Yo, the third son is angry! We were just kidding with you, you are a big man, why do you take it seriously!"

"You are not allowed to be called Xiaosanzi, you must be called Xianggong!" Xiao Ran made more progress, and became more and more tempered, "Ah, you two girls, you two don't hit Fang Jiewa for three days, do you think I'm easy to bully? Come here and beat your back! Xueyao, What are you doing standing there stupidly? Pour me tea!"

Yu Ting winked quickly, Xue Yao understood.She brought the tea timidly, put her hands in front of her, and said softly, "Don't be so angry, Mr. Xueyao, Xueyao knows she's wrong, and she won't dare again in the future!"

"Well, from now on, we can do whatever you say, we sisters will listen to you, and take care of our husband comfortably! How about it, my husband?"

The two stunning beauties are on the left and the right, and the body of nephrite and Wenxiang is hot and sticking to them.Such a sweet and exciting scene caused Xiao Ran's blood pressure to soar at a speed of 180 pulses, and he almost vomited blood and died on the spot.

"Master, let's serve you together, okay?" The two fragrant and limp bodies were greasy like snakes, and the four slender hands fumbled dishonestly up and down, "Do you want to be like this, come with us..."

"I... want to..." The great happiness came too suddenly, Xiao Ran was defeated by the two daughters, "Don't... don't kiss there, uh, oh... wow!"

Suddenly, there was an extremely shrill scream, and Xiao Ran's nose and tears poured out all at once.Both ears trembled in pain, and there were tooth marks on them.

"Shameless dead eunuch, what good things are you thinking of? Huh? You dare to blow your beard and stare at us, huh? You want to die, huh?... Sister, how do you think he will be punished?"

"Hmph, don't bother to pay attention to him, throw it outside and let him drink the northwest wind overnight!"

"Don't... help!"

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Early in the morning, Xiao Ran's nose was blinded by the cold, and he returned to the palace dejectedly.As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the central palace, a young eunuch grabbed him and said in a low voice: "Eunuch, get out of the way, the master is arguing fiercely with others! It seems that it is because of you, now it's over, isn't it bad luck?"

"Nonsense!" Xiao Ran gave him a strange look, and said in his heart that the queen is respected as the mother of the country, and the mother respects the world. When has she ever quarreled with someone?Besides, who has the courage to pluck the hair from the tiger's mouth?With that in mind, I wanted to go in and see what happened.As soon as I stepped over the threshold, my heart skipped a beat, and I thought that if people were unlucky, it would be hard to drink cold water.How the hell can you let me do anything?

Just listen to two women's voices an octave higher:

"Little Sanzi belongs to me, so if I say no, I won't! Without me, no one can take him away!"

"Why? You said it was yours, and the emperor promised to reward him to me! Unfortunately, I still keep calling you the emperor's wife, and even a slave will fight with me! Even if it is an ordinary family, who do you see being a sister-in-law? Fighting with my sister-in-law? How shameless!"

"What?! You, who do you say is not ashamed? You are the one who came to fight with me, and you dare to say that about me! Anyway, I am also the mother of a country, and I rule the palace. Don't think that your brother spoils you, so I dare not treat you How are you!"

"Okay, just use it if you have the ability. Don't rely on being my brother's daughter-in-law, I'm afraid of you!"

"What's the matter, am I a queen still afraid of you becoming a queen?!"

"Come on, who is afraid of who!"