Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

Everyone, including Xianfeng, opened their mouths wide and cried out.It is really hard to imagine that a person would be safe and sound after jumping from such a high place!As soon as Xiao Ran landed on the ground, the little prince ran over excitedly, grabbed Xiao Ran's hand, and wanted to jump up and down.

Xiao Ran was taken aback. Didn't that kill me?

"Chun'er, don't mess around!" Xianfeng came over at this moment, looked Xiao Ran up and down with extremely shocked eyes, "Little Sanzi, you... how did you do it?"

"Back to Long Live Lord: This is a method taught by a dream of a different person. It is not a slave with extraordinary talents, and ordinary people can do it. Long Live Lord, imagine: if I have such an army in my dynasty, falling from the sky behind the enemy..." Xiao Ran smiled slightly , took the model of that place again, explained in detail the use and power of various weapons, and finally said: "If our Qing army can be equipped with such weapons, then it will be easy to conquer the four fields and sweep the world!"

"Presumptuous!" Xianfeng shouted, his eyebrows raised immediately, "Riding and archery is the foundation of Manchuria's founding, this is the legacy of our ancestors! You are a slave, how dare you speak so shamelessly!"

I rely on!Xiao Ran's heart skipped a beat, and he thought it was really unreasonable to talk to this SB!But his eyes narrowed, and he said again: "Go back to Long Live, the slave didn't mean to lie, there is a reason for saying this, it's called YY!"

"Waiwai?" Xianfeng was taken aback, "What is Waiwai?"

"This," Xiao Ran organized his words carefully, he couldn't tell a Ninth Five-Year Master that this was obscenity, could he? "The so-called crooked ones are the methods used by ordinary people to relieve their depression. To put it bluntly, they use their own thoughts to think. For example, the slave got slapped by Zhang Sanyi today, and he thought in his heart how I slapped him ten times in a row; For example, if Li Si stole my wife, the slaves would think how I messed with her wife..."

"Bold!" Mingquan screamed, "How dare you say such dirty words in front of the emperor?"

Xianfeng listened with interest, waved his hands and said, "It's okay, I grant you innocence, but it's okay!"

"Concubine! This method, some people call it the method of spiritual victory, and ordinary people call it masturbation. Whenever you are angry, feel wronged, and cannot resolve it, you can use this method to adjust your mentality. When you are happy with masturbation, you feel better , even if I have been wronged by the heavens, I still feel that it doesn't matter."

"Oh? This crooked... so useful?" Xianfeng looked at Xiao Ran thoughtfully.

In fact, in his heart, why hasn't he been crooked.This world is getting worse and worse. Yesterday, a long-haired rebellion, and today a foreigner broke into his house again; Zeng Guofan's defeat in Anqing was a mess, and the three southwestern provinces were hit by a catastrophe. It is said that 8 to [-] people starved to death, but the Ministry of Households could only watch helplessly, unable to pay half a cent; As soon as I got into bed, I would suffer from shortness of breath, on average only once every three to two months, and an average of ten or so times once, and I had to take that medicine beforehand to be effective...

Every time I think of these troublesome things, my temples throb like they are about to explode.Sometimes I also think: *** If my army is full of heavenly soldiers and generals, and there is a row of money trees in front of the treasury, filled with cornucopias, how thick and long should my stuff be? How long, do you think how vigorous we should be as the emperor?

However, his thoughts are still relatively naive, temporarily staying at the crooked primary stage.It was the first time I heard Xiao Ran's systematic analysis, and it rose to the level of theory, I was secretly amazed, both eyes were shining, but my mouth said lightly: "Hey, it's nonsense!"

Xiao Ran observed the words and expressions, and guessed eighty-nine percent of the holy intention, so he wisely shut up.Xianfeng thought for a while, and said: "In the afternoon, I announced that Prince Gong and Su Junji will come to play chess, and you should come and wait on me too. Well, bring these paper toys of yours with you, and give them a twist too. Let these two guys open their eyes!"

"Concubine! The servant respects the order and thank you!"

After seeing off Xianfeng, Xiao Ran's heart beat wildly.Today's move can be regarded as a crooked hit.Can you change this period of history? I will take this crucial first step!

The corruption of the Qing Dynasty lies in its backwardness and ignorance.A country is not afraid of being backward, but once it becomes ignorant, it can only wait to be raped.Xiao Ran didn't expect to change the ignorant minds of these rulers all at once. In fact, if the Qing Dynasty really fell under Changmao's hands, that would be what he wished for.But now that foreign soldiers are invading, the most urgent task is how to resist foreign enemies.Prince Gong Yixin and Minister of Military Aircraft Sushun are currently the most powerful ministers in the court. If there is one person who is interested in these modern weapons, it may bring about a revolution in China's military history!

Xiao Ran pondered for a while, then ordered the little eunuch to call Baolu, and then quietly told Baolu to tell Dai Tong to bring his most proud invention, as well as the blueprint of the firearm he was developing, and wait outside the Meridian Gate.Bao Lu wondered: "Why did the emperor say that he wants to announce it?" Xiao Ran patted his cheeks with a smile: "If there is nothing wrong with my brother's two mouths, there are nine out of ten chances!"

The little prince quit at this time, took Xiao Ran's hand and said, "Why did Ama let you come here and then let you go? I won't do it, I won't do it! You go play chess with them, who will accompany me?" playing?"

Xiao Ran said: "Don't worry, after serving Lord Long Live, the servant will come to find you soon, and it will be more fun to bring elder brother to play!" But he said in his heart: Fuck you!

After packing up the paper craft models, there was no time for lunch, so Xiao Ran hurried to the Summer Palace to wait.There was a parrot hanging outside the pavilion. When it saw someone coming, it pulled its neck and shouted: "Grandpa, come one, sir, come one!"

When Xiao Ran heard the word "Master", something suddenly flashed in his mind!That mysterious figure's hands and eyes are so unbelievable that among the courtiers, only Yixin or Sushun have such great energy!So this "grandfather", could it be one of the two of them?Thinking of this, Xiao Ran's scalp tightened, and the feeling of thorns on his back immediately made him uneasy.

Just after noon, Xianfeng brought Yixin and Sushun to Yichunyuan, followed by a few courtiers, but they were Zhan Shifu's Shao Zhan, Hanlin attendants, etc., all of them were literary and ink people, and they only accompanied the emperor to fight. Just to relieve the boredom, the young Zhan Shi Xun Jing is also in it.Xiao Ran didn't meet the call, so he could only wait at a distance at this time.

Xianfeng was not feeling well, so he took the medicine, and finally regained his energy.After playing two games of chess with Sushun, he was a little tired again.Let Mingquan lie on the wicker chair and said lazily: "I told you that you are here today. One is to play chess, and the other is to let you see something new, so that you can open your eyes."

Everyone felt curious when they heard it, and Su Shun said: "The emperor said it was a new thing, so it must be very novel. I have little knowledge, but I really have to take a good look at it!"

Yixin gave him a sideways look, thinking that this sycophant was really quick.

After hearing this, Mingquan hurriedly passed on the message.Xiao Ran walked to the chess pavilion, asked for his legs to be safe, and greeted all the ministers in groups.When everyone saw it, their eyes lit up!

Originally, Xiao Ran's appearance was on the handsome side, so he was lacking in heroism; but now he was wearing a dark blue men's suit, which gave him a heavy feeling.Wearing a tasseled summer hat again, she is indescribably heroic.After all, he was a fake eunuch, his standing posture was not bowed like other eunuchs, but his back was straight, his head was slightly lowered, neither humble nor overbearing, there was such an aura invisibly.

If it were an ordinary little eunuch who posed like this, he would have been kicked out of the palace long ago; but he is wearing the top grade of the eighth rank, and it is said that the emperor is very fond of him.When everyone saw it, they couldn't help but feel that it was very novel.

Xianfeng said: "Hurry up, shake out all those new things of yours!"

Xiao Ran arranged the paper craft models one by one, and the officials didn't think anything of it, but Yixin and Sushun's eyes widened suddenly, vaguely guessing something.After all, one of these two guys is Prince Fuzheng Gong, and the other is Minister of Military Aircraft. They are well-informed, and they knew at a glance that these things were extraordinary, and they were secretly surprised.

Some ancestral precepts of the Qing Dynasty are indeed ignorant, but since the first Opium War in the Daoguang period, the British blasted the gates of the Qing Dynasty with strong ships and guns, until Pu Dingcha, the commander of the British Expeditionary Force, stunned the Chinese officers in front of the artillery, The [-] expeditionary army defeated the [-] regular army of the Qing Dynasty, and the rulers couldn't help panicking, gradually realizing the power of the new firearms.Not only Yixin and Sushun, but even Xianfeng himself realized this. Xianfeng allocated special funds to purchase some Portuguese-style matchlock guns in six years.

Therefore, Xianfeng was deeply shocked and very interested in those models that Xiao Ran had never heard of.However, after all, the ancestral precepts cannot be blatantly dethroned. Let Xiao Ran come here today to prosecute, the intention is to vaccinate these two important ministers, so as to provide a pretext for future military reforms.

Xiao Ran is not a fool, he brought out the set of "YY theory" before the ministers spoke, so as not to leave any tongues.However, after he gave a detailed explanation of machine guns, tanks, howitzers, etc. (aircraft and airborne troops do not need to be elaborated, the time to develop these things is too long, Xiao Ran is afraid that these elm-headed people will not be able to stand it), He still felt that the atmosphere was visibly tense.

"Nonsense!" Yixin was the first to attack, "How can there be such a weapon in the world, you can run by yourself wearing iron armor, don't you become a monster?" Yixin pointed to the tank model and said, "Your Majesty, this servant is clearly trying to Bewitching rumors to confuse the public and scare the public! What YY theory is nothing more than rhetoric to deceive the saints. Such a slave is really daring and deserves to be questioned!"

Xiao Ran's heart skipped a beat, and he thought to himself, did I rape your wife?Give me such a big hat!But at this moment, there was no eunuch for him to retort, so he could only restrain himself and knelt down.

At this time, Xun Jing wanted to help Xiao Ran speak, after all, the gift of several hundred taels of silver had already been sent out, if Xiao Ran's head were cut off, wouldn't he be fetching water from a bamboo basket?But he is only a mere fourth rank, how dare he return the mouth of the prince, he can only be anxious.

"Why is the sixth prince so angry!" said a leisurely voice.Xiao Ran took a sneak peek, but it was the fat and white old man Su Shun.

"The emperor just said, it's just some novel gadgets. It's really amazing that a slave can come up with so many ideas! As for the gossip to confuse the public and scare the public, what's the point? In Journey to the West, there are Sun Monkey and Erlang God Well, didn't the Sixth Prince also read it?"

There is another reason for Sushun to say this.He and Prince Gong Yixin are fighting openly and covertly in the court, and the situation is like fire and water, so as long as Yixin protects people, he must demote; and those who Yixin demotes, he must also support.

Yixin blushed, he knew that Sushun was good at catching people with pigtails, so he couldn't help saying with a somber face, "Sixth brother, your words are a bit kind." Sushun is also ranked sixth, so many people call him Su Liu, Yi Xin is his peer, so he is called Sixth Brother. "Riding and archery is the foundation of the founding of Manchuria. It was determined by the ancestors. Sixth brother, you will not forget the roots of the ancestors, right? This slave dares to be so bold. Instead of serving his master well, he talked about the military system. What is it? The eunuch of the previous Ming Dynasty? Like this slave, killing him ten times is not an exaggeration!"

"My lord's words are wrong! In the past, eunuchs were eunuchs who interfered in politics. This eunuch Xiao clearly said that it was only a spiritual method, just for fun, how could it become a eunuch? The former Ming emperor was fatuous, but today's emperor is a saint. Tomorrow, the prince said this, who is he trying to compare our emperor to?"

Xian Feng looked at the bickering between the two with interest, raised his chin at Xiao Ran, and said: "Little Sanzi, you made these things, so you can also say a few words."

Xiao Ran thanked him, and said: "Your Majesty's words are truly eloquent, and this servant only now realizes that he is really daring!"

He only said this sentence and then stopped, everyone was waiting to hear the next words, but after waiting for a long time, there was no movement.Xianfeng also wondered: "What else? Continue."

But Xiao Ran said in a polite manner: "Go back to the emperor, there is no more."

Everyone was stunned, and then laughed.It turns out that the eunuch said the three words "no more", which was originally an allusion.Wei Zhongxian, a former eunuch of the Ming Dynasty, liked to hear jokes told the most, and he would kill anyone who told jokes that were not funny.One day I asked someone to speak, and the person said, "There is a person." Then he stopped talking.Wei Zhongxian asked: "Where is the bottom?" The man said: "There is no bottom." Wei Zhongxian laughed: "Haha, this joke is very funny. There is one person who is gone!" It took several days to recall: Ah, it turned out to be talking about me!

The tense atmosphere suddenly eased a lot.Yixin also laughed at this time.He had reprimanded this servant, but he did not expect him to be very respectful and protective, which made him feel strange.On the other hand, Su Shun squinted his eyes, looked at Xiao Ran and nodded secretly.

Xianfeng smiled, and his body became much more refreshed. He pointed to the paper craft models and said, "In fact, although these things are just gadgets, they are quite interesting. For example, the so-called machine guns are nothing more than bursting firecrackers. I think It seems that our Qing Dynasty also had this thing, right?"

His words were asked Sushun. "Return to the emperor: there are indeed," Sushun thought for a while, and said, "When Lord Kangxi pacified the San Francisco, a Dai Shi of the Imperial Academy once made it, but it was lost later."

Xianfeng was a little surprised when he heard this, and said, "It's been lost? Why isn't our musket battalion equipped with this kind of gun?"

Hearing this, Xiao Ran almost couldn't hold back his kick and was about to kick it.Damn, as an emperor, you don't even know the equipment of your own army. No wonder China makes foreign devils fuck so badly!

At this time, Yi Xing said: "No, this thing seems to be called Lianzhu Gun. I have heard of it in a daze, but I haven't really seen it."

Xianfeng patted the armrest of the rattan chair, leaning back: "What a pity, what a pity! How could it have been lost? If this thing is really as powerful as the little man said, why did I spend a lot of money to buy that Portuguese one?" Arquebus!"

Xiao Ran didn't dare to disclose information about Dai Tong, so he secretly winked at Xun Jing.Although Xun Jing disliked Dai Tong very much, after all, it was meritorious to recommend according to the usual practice, so he hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, the descendant of Dai Hanlin is also an official in our court now, and this person is currently the Supervisor of Qintian Supervisor. Hou, his name is Dai Tong."

"Oh?" Xianfeng immediately regained his spirits, "Quickly pass it on, let him see you!"

In less than a quarter of an hour, Dai Tong had rushed over like flying, and while greeting the emperor, he gave Xiao Ran a wink at the same time.It's a pity that this guy is really ugly, and he is old, Xiao Ran resisted not to spit out this flying eye.

"You are Dai Tong?" Xianfeng asked suspiciously, "How did you come so fast?"