Infinite Postman/Dreadful Postman

In the back courtyard, all the people from several rooms of the Bai family gathered together. Apart from the main family and the important guests of the Bai family, there was a separate table with three people sitting on it, two men and one woman.

On the left sat a middle-aged man with thick dark skin and wrinkled face. He looked like he was in his early fifties. He was a couple with the old woman beside him. They sat there with sad faces, looking at the It seemed like a delicious meal, but I didn't eat a bite.

As for the other man, he was a young man, who looked somewhat similar to that middle-aged man, and seemed to be a pair of father and son.

The young man sat there, looking extremely excited, from time to time he took a bite of food and stuffed it into his mouth, then looked back and said: "Father, mother, eat it, it's delicious, why don't you eat it."

Seeing this, the couple couldn't help shaking their heads. Seeing this, the young man curled his lips and said, "Let me tell you, my brother broke in and entered the Bai family. Some of the gambling debts have been paid off, and I can ask for a daughter-in-law in the future."

After hearing her son's words, the old woman turned her head and said, "That was in exchange for your brother's life!"

The young man's face darkened, he threw his chopsticks on the table, and said angrily: "Anyway, he has already been buried, and besides, didn't you agree to it at the beginning?"

When the younger son said this, the couple's expressions changed. Sitting there, looking at the bustling appearance of the Bai family on other tables, they felt more and more uncomfortable.

"Soup is here!"

At this moment, I saw a servant carrying a pot of soup and putting it on the table.

A layer of black sesame seeds is sprinkled on the soup in the blue flower pot, which divides the color into two, one red and one black, decorated with two lotus seeds, showing the pattern of Yin Yang and Tai Chi.

Pick up the nose and sniff, you can smell a very fragrant apple and plum flavor, which adds a lot of appetite to this soup.

After eating the appetizers, I was almost full, but smelling the sweet and sour taste, I couldn't help but salivate, and I couldn't help but taste some more.

"Father, mother, don't think so much, come and have some soup."

The young man looked at the soup in the basin, and immediately filled a small bowl for the elder beside him, while he held the soup basin happily and drank it.

After taking a sip of the soup, I feel a burst of comfort, like a clear spring, not only relieves greasy, but also particularly sweet and appetizing.

After drinking a bowl, the young man picked up the spoon again to serve the soup, but when the spoon was filled, the young man suddenly felt his hands sink, as if the spoon was stuck by something and became very heavy.

Seeing this, the young man was taken aback, and pulled the spoon vigorously, only to see a familiar human head floating out of the soup at the same time as the spoon was lifted, staring at the young man, his eyes gradually turned cold, and he asked in a deep voice: "Brother, when are you coming to poach me!"

Chapter 42 The Ghost Cook

"Ah! Brother...Brother...Brother, no...no, there are ghosts, there are ghosts!"

The young man's face turned pale for a while, and then turned blue for a while. After saying this, he subconsciously turned back to look at his parents. A white skeleton with empty eye sockets looked at him.

"Son, come here, father and mother."

"No, no, no... there are ghosts, there are... there are..."

The young man couldn't finish his sentence, double eyelids, the whole person fell backwards, lying on the ground behind him, foaming from the mouth, the whole person collapsed on the ground, completely passed out.

"Huh? Why are you so noisy?"

From time to time, there was a burst of screams in the Bai family's house, which attracted many people on the water table outside to turn their heads.

"Maybe...maybe it's an opera?" Some villagers speculated.

However, the movement soon became louder and louder, and some servants ran out of the inner house as if they had seen hell.

Seeing this, the villagers sitting outside couldn't sit still anymore, they all stood up and poked their necks to look inside.

Looking at it, I saw that the Bai family's courtyard was completely in chaos. All the old men and women were foolish and laughing, some were cutting the air with a kitchen knife, and some were lying on the ground crying.

"Oh my god, this is... what's wrong with this?" Some villagers couldn't help but exclaimed when they saw this.

At this time, someone pointed and shouted: "Isn't that Boss Wang? Look, he hugged the pillar and kissed him, hey hey hey! He even took off his clothes and trousers! Oops... that little stick is not afraid of being broken, really! You have committed a crime."

"Hey, isn't that the young lady of the Bai family? Look!"

Everyone took a look, and saw this young lady smiling silly and holding a pig's head in her left hand, calling her son's name affectionately.

In addition, some people jumped into the pond, some climbed on the trees, and the most astounding one was the old man of the Bai family, who went crazy for some reason, holding a dung bucket and stabbing violently.

"It's haunted!"

Seeing this, I don't know who yelled, and the villagers felt cold all over their backs.

Although the matter of matching ghosts is not a secret in the local area, there are very few people in the Bai family who make such a big deal of it. After all, it is a bit taboo to talk about it.

Looking at the current situation, some people can't help linking this matter with the happy event organized by the Bai family today, and the more they think about it, the more they feel a chill in their hearts.

Especially after seeing the bridegroom's parents kneeling on the ground and calling out the name of their eldest son, everyone felt that the soles of their feet were cold.

"There's a ghost!"

Someone in the crowd yelled, and then the surrounding villagers scattered in a rush, and no one dared to eat again.

"Boom, boom, boom..."

The Bai family was in chaos, but there was a sound of banging on the stage.

"Where is the storm outside the Spring and Autumn Pavilion, where the sound of sorrow breaks the loneliness..."

The sharp voice, with a Nanbang accent of Peking Opera, if the old men and women below are still thinking normally, I am afraid that just hearing this entry, you will know that the singer has extraordinary skills, and it is only the master who can't sing such a voice. Come.

However, it was not some master who came up from the stage, but Zhao Ke himself.

I saw Zhao Ke coming out from the stage, walking like a tiger, wearing a theater robe, and he was good at pulling up the sleeves of the robe.

Standing on the stage, looking at the lunatics in the inner house of the Bai family, the smile on his face became wider.

Picking up the allegro on the ground, he sang while beating the beat: "Mei Xiang's words are so upside down, a fool can only make jokes, it's humane to act righteously, how can someone stand by and watch..."

After Zhao Ke sang this sentence, he stood on the stage and sang the whole song "Suo Lin Nang" with his own beat. vivid.

If you don't know, I'm afraid it's the same as a Beijing opera master who came here.

It's just that after the end of the song, Zhao Ke rolled his eyelids, closed his eyes and fell heavily on the stage.

Zhao Ke didn't know how long he slept. When Zhao Ke woke up, he found that he was lying on a small bed, scratching his head, and felt that his head was about to explode due to a headache.

What is more uncomfortable is the mouth, the throat feels like a razor is stuffed, it is dry and sore, after taking out a bottle of water from the postal album and drinking it, I feel better, but the whole vocal cords become completely hoarse, probably for a while It will all be bad.

Looking again, he was actually wearing an opera robe, Zhao Ke's expression darkened, and he immediately understood what had happened.

"Damn it! It's that dead eunuch again!"

Zhao Ke cursed in his heart, and at the same time, he immediately opened the stamp album, took a closer look, and heaved a sigh of relief. There were quite a few stamps in the stamp album, and he thought, "Fortunately, it's not too much."

"and many more!"

Suddenly Zhao Ke was taken aback, raised his head to take a closer look, his chest gasped suddenly, and felt that his lungs were about to explode. If it wasn't for the fact that his throat was so sore that he couldn't speak, Zhao Ke would have wanted to scold the street now.