Ming dynasty grand dude

"..." Liu Daxia didn't want to say anything now, just flicked his sleeves and went out the door.

Seeing this, a group of old and young bad guys who were listening to the corner outside the door hurriedly got up and scattered like birds and beasts.

However, Liu Daxia, who was able to leave the house, still saw their running backs...

Now Liu Daxia really wants to scold her.

After Liu Daxia, whose nose was not a nose and face was not a face, ran away trembling in anger, Miao An and Ashikaga Tsuru jumped out with giggles.

From the left to the right, they actually hugged Young Master Zhang, rubbing each other like a cat while praising my young master (husband) for being amazing! !

Zhang Lun's face was flushed, and a long tassel under his crotch stood facing the wind instantly!

Of course I am great!You will know that I am better in the future!Zhang Lun was very sad and angry, but it's a pity that he can't show such power now!

"Cough, cough, cough..." Wang Yue outside the door coughed like he was in the late stage of tuberculosis, and the two girls let go of Zhang Lun unwillingly.

Young Master Zhang said helplessly, "Okay, senior brother! I know you are very good at pretending to be dead, but can you be more careful when pretending to be coughing?"

However, Wang Yue didn't feel any guilt at all for disturbing him playing with the two girls, instead he walked in with no shame.

Along with him came the newly scolded king Qian Fuqian Yuqian, and the late emperor Wang Zhi who was the most powerful eunuch.

Wang Shouren, the future sage whose face was flushed with excitement, and Tang Bohu, the chief writer of the "Imperial Times", and others.

"The old man only saw the sharpness of your writing before, but never thought that your words are actually sharper than the sharpness of your pen..."

Wang Yue looked at Zhang Lun, feeling in his heart that it's a good thing the old man didn't mess with this idiot back then!

Otherwise, it's not Liu Daxia who is about to vomit blood from the anger, is it the old man? !

Zhang Lun pouted in his heart, just kidding!The young master's ability to curse people has also been practiced little by little.

At that time, brother Chunán, who had just debuted, took him to run the project, and everyone was polite and joking in Vanity Fair.

Even if there is a commotion, at most they will play tricks and not swear at their mothers.

But when the door of the project department is closed, only a few of them talk...

It has always been the grass-mud horse that leads you to fly, while Gan Linniang, Guizi and Ri Lima run around.

Everyone not only wants to be an idiot, but also use dialectics to prove that you are an idiot, and you are a turkey when analyzed by contradiction analysis!

The labor-management plan is the best, and this project must follow the labor-management plan! Shābi don't give labor disputes!

At that time, Xiao Zhang, who was still a rookie, stared dumbfounded at Brother Chunán rolling up his sleeves, yelling and rushing into the formation.

While calling him an immortal, he did not forget to draw weapons from ontology and realism to fight back and kill the opponent personally.

In that case, if you turn your mind a little slower and accumulate a little less knowledge, you will be put down by the opponent immediately.

The other party will not wait for you to react, and directly drag you to sign the unequal treaty while you are dizzy.

To be able to hold your breath and hold your strength, you must be able to do Tai Chi and swing a long spear.

If you play this scene ten times or eight times, you will soon understand your own shortcomings, and go back and make up for it honestly.

Then you will be forced by a scumbag like Brother Chunán to hold the line and do post-battle analysis. After a few more times, you will be able to get used to it.

"It's just that you're scolding so frankly now that Jing Yan might be a bit of a hindrance..."

Wang Yue pondered for a while, looked at Zhang Lun and said seriously, "You should be well prepared."

"I've been preparing for a long time..." Zhang Lun was silent for a while, then raised his head and said seriously, "It's them who should prepare well."

Inside the imperial palace, there are several places in this huge capital complex that almost no one can touch.

For example, the Martial Arts Studio where Emperor Hongzhi is now, not many people know about this Martial Arts Studio, even in Ouchi.

The entire imperial palace knew that apart from the empress dowager, the empress, and the admiral of Dongchang, there were only a few low-key officials in the palace.

This group of internal officials seldom appear on weekdays, and even if they do appear, they are extremely low-key and disappear quickly.

They all share a common name Martial Arts Inner Supervisor.

Most eunuchs lack male hormones after being castrated, and their body muscles will start to become feminized, and they will easily gain weight.

However, there are a small number of people who will deviate from this natural rule. They are "burly in appearance, magnificent in appearance, with dozens of beards, skin and bones as strong as iron, and they are not like eunuchs."

For example, Tong Guan in Song Dynasty and Zheng Sanbao in Ming Dynasty.

"Papapa..." Xiong Lieshan failed again, this was due to his most proud qiāng technique.

But he was convinced of his defeat, and the opponent was obviously more skilled than him, so he kept his hand.

Emperor Hongzhi sat on the dragon chair and squinted his eyes silently watching the strongest Xiong Lieshan beside him lose the battle, prostrate on the ground without making a sound.

Chen Zhoutong was also very excited at this time, not everyone had the opportunity to perform martial arts in front of the emperor.

"Mr. Diao Weng learned the art of the Wang family?!"

Emperor Hongzhi was silent for a while, and said warmly to Chen Zhoutong who was kneeling on the ground with the big gift, "Sir, you can get up first."

Chen Zhoutong exhaled, slowly got up and bowed and answered in a low voice.

"The art of the subordinates began with Zhou guāngzu, a great Xia with iron arms in Shaanxi in the former Song Dynasty, and it was all about Yue Wumu, a famous anti-gold general. It was passed down to Wang's family, and was revised and added by Sanfeng Zhenren..."

If you say you are not excited, it is a lie. The so-called "learn literary and martial arts, and the goods are like the emperor's family".

Isn't learning literature and martial arts throughout the ages all for the purpose of selling to the current dynasty in exchange for wealth and glory? !

"When it is passed down, it has been more than ten generations."

But Chen Zhoutong paused, hesitated for a while but didn't speak.

Seeing this, Emperor Hongzhi smiled and said softly to him, "Sir, if you have something to say, it's okay to say it."

"Your Majesty, my junior brother wants to pass on the secret transmission to His Highness. However, I have resisted many times, but it never happened..."

Hearing Chen Zhoutong's words, Emperor Hongzhi was not angry.

Instead, he said softly, "Sir, if you resist, there must be a reason. You can talk to me about it."

Chen Zhoutong softly talked about the "Dragon and Tiger Return Dan, Gold, Mercury and True Lead", which Zhang Lun planned to pass on to Zhengde.

But Chen Zhou felt that it was too hasty to do so. After all, it would take at least three to five years.

Xiao Zhengde is only nine years old now and ten years old. If he practices, he may have to persist until he is 15 years old!

Chen Zhoutong will think more about royal matters, especially Zhengde who will get married in the future.

"It's actually not a problem. The prince should learn art at a young age." Emperor Hongzhi smiled and said with relief, "There is nothing wrong with postponing the marriage for a year or two."

Emperor Hongzhi smiled very warmly, he didn't mind giving a position to someone with ability, "Sir, don't call yourself 'under' anymore."

"For the time being, I will be a hundred households and feel wronged, sir. If there are meritorious deeds in the future, I will reward you more."

Immediately afterwards, Emperor Hongzhi hesitated and said, "It's just... Sanfeng Zhenren's true biography, can I learn it?!"

Emperor Hongzhi naturally also advocated Taoism, otherwise there would be no such thing as eunuch Li Guang.

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Chapter 165 The capital is in trouble, and Yizhou is busy panning for gold

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your grace! As for some of my late learning, Your Majesty can learn from it, but the effect is slightly worse than that of Your Highness..."

Lao Chen is very excited now, so excited that he almost burst into tears.

At that time, I worshiped Mr. Zhang as my younger brother, it seems that I did not make a mistake!

If it weren't for this, how could I have the opportunity today, come to face the saint, come to perform martial arts, and even take the position of this hundred households? !

Don't underestimate the position of a hundred households. After all, this is a sixth-rank military officer rank, which is much better than the copywriting he has been working in Shaanxi for many years.

Moreover, Emperor Hongzhi also understood what he meant. You don't have too many merits now, so I can't give you too much.

In the future, if you make great achievements, I will reward you with a higher position.

"Your Majesty has seen His Majesty many times, and there is something I wanted to report to His Majesty for permission."

Chen Zhoutong gritted his teeth, kowtowed and said in a deep voice.

Emperor Hongzhi smiled, waved his hands and said, "It's okay to say what Diao Wengdan said, I'm not the kind of person who doesn't listen to opinions."

Hearing this, Chen Zhoutong made a plea and then told what he had discovered earlier.

In fact, the first time I saw Hongzhi Emperor Chen Zhoutong, I found that the emperor's complexion was not very good. This should be the root cause of his childhood illness.

The second is the habit of taking lead pills, which Chen Zhoutong strongly disagrees with.

"When Mitutoyo passed on his skills, he also told his ancestors that even this method can only prolong life and make up for losses."

However, Chen Zhoutong kowtowed and said, "Anyone who says that he can live forever, regardless of inner and outer alchemy, can be regarded as lying and thieves, and the disciples of the sect must rebuke him!"

Emperor Hongzhi laughed dumbfounded when he heard this, and then sighed.

"The fisherman is a real person. It's just that I usually have a lot of copybooks, so I made that tiger and wolf lead..."

Chen Zhoutong prostrated himself, and said softly, "I have the Ziwuliu secret method, which can help Your Majesty."

"According to this method to rest and supplement with inner alchemy, Your Majesty does not need lead alchemy."

Emperor Hongzhi said "Oh?", and then asked Chen Zhoutong to get up and answer.

However, Chen Zhoutong stood up quickly, and continued, "Firstly, secondly, Your Majesty needs to practice martial arts for an hour and a half every day."

"The armor method made by my junior brother is very good. It can be practiced by the bear guards to help activate the meridians of the whole body and strengthen the muscles and bones of the body."

After a pause, Chen Zhoutong said again, "The soup bath for strengthening muscles and bones that His Highness and Junior Brother Chen are using now is also a secret method!"

"This method is not suitable for Your Majesty's age, but I can add and modify several methods so that Your Majesty can also use it."

Chen Zhoutong said that it was getting smoother and smoother, "With Mr. Xiao helping His Majesty to loosen his muscles and bones, His Majesty's dragon body will be strong and strong!"

"Finally, Your Majesty needs to eat according to the type, quantity, and timing of meals every day. It only takes ten days, and Your Majesty will feel it!"

However, Chen Zhoutong let out a deep breath and looked at Emperor Hongzhi bowing and bowing, "The minister and teacher used the first two methods, and the eight dynasties from Hongwu to Xianzong!"

"You are over ninety years old, and when you are over eighty years old, you can ride a horse and dance a sword, and lift thirty catties of test stones!"

As soon as he said this, Emperor Hongzhi's eyes lit up, what the hell!Good guy, at the age of 80, he can ride a horse, dance a knife, and lift thirty catties of test stones.

That's really a performance of being old and strong, and he lived to be more than 90 years old!

It's not that there are no old guys who have lived to ninety since the founding of the dynasty.

For example, Zhao Hui, the 90-year-old son-in-law who lived through the Six Dynasties, and Wei Nanzhai, a 98-year-old scholar who lived from Hongwu to the Xianzong Dynasty.

"Everything will be according to the words of the fisherman. If I get healthy, I will give you a reward!"

In the hall of Ma Wensheng's house, Minister of the Ministry of War, Liu Daxia, the censor of the right capital, Shi Daishan, the censor of the left capital, Xiong Xiu, the left servant of the Ministry of war... and so on.

Almost all the officials from North Korea, Central Africa and Zhang Sheng and others gathered here.

The old housekeeper who had followed Ma Wensheng for many years had already dismissed all the servants and was patrolling outside in person.

"Has it reached such a point?!" Dai Shan and Liu Daxia were in the same year, and they have served as censor, governor of Nanji Xuezheng, deputy of Shaanxi... so far.

Liu Daxia lowered his eyebrows, and said in a cold voice, "This old man thought that he had some abilities even though he was young, so I wanted to let him go..."

"However, he is arrogant and stubborn! If this is the case, how can we retreat?!"

On the other hand, Xiong Xiu nodded slowly, and said in a deep voice, "If you rush to take the exam, you must be bewitched by him! If you let him act recklessly, the country will surely suffer disaster!"

"Your Majesty pampered him so much that he became arrogant and domineering! This book is fine..."

Ma Wensheng raised his head slowly at this time, and said in a deep voice, "But he shouldn't meddle in government affairs, and act recklessly!"

"Hmph~! He also framed the officials to block the way of speech, and falsely accused the scholars! Spreading his heresies corrupted the moral education!!"

Liu Daxia's beard and hair stood up angrily, and roared in a low voice, "Still hanging out with Wang Yue, Wang Zhi and other sycophants!"

"The old man has already said that the powerful and eunuchs are of no benefit to the state! Now we can finally see it?!"

As he said that, Liu Daxia even slapped the stage with a "bang~!" and roared in a low voice, "I wish I could kill this dog and kill the country!"

Xiong Xiu heard this, but her lips curled up in her heart. If she wanted to kill you... forget it.

You are an old man in his early sixties, but that idiotic tiger is a seed with both civil and military skills, even though he is only in his teens.

He even went out to sea in Suzhou to chase down Japanese pirates, and even went to Fusang to help the ruler of Fusang to put an end to the chaos in the country.