Ming dynasty grand dude

Bai Ang walked slowly in front of Chen Shilang, and kicked him hard with a "slap~!".

Chen Shilang, who was kneeling on the ground and shaking like a sieve, kicked and rolled over, unexpectedly fell to the ground and dared not get up.

"The old man personally followed up and verified each item, only then did he realize that the factory guards have been covered up by you..."

As Bai Ang spoke, his fingers were trembling: "In these years, how many people's wealth have been swallowed up by the officials, and how many people have been ruined!"

"In the court hall, you call yourself clean, show people with courtesy, remonstrate with the emperor and reprimand ministers, and you are upright! But in private..."

"Which one is not a male thief and a female prostitute?! Which one is not full of evil?! Which one is not bloody on both hands?!"

Suddenly, Bai Ang looked back and glared at Liu Daxia and Ma Wensheng: "Dongshan Gong! Yuezhai Gong! I ask, is this a national scholar?!"

"Is this the cornerstone of our country's dynasty?! Is this the Qingliuzheng of our Ming Empire?!"

Ma Wensheng and Liu Daxia blushed, but they couldn't say a word because their lips were trembling.

Bai Ang seemed unable to say anything more, he bowed to Xiao Jing in front of the dragon chair and sighed, "Dong Mei, take me to the Ministry of Punishment..."

"Mr. Tingyi, don't be angry, just a little punishment from the country..."

Xiao Jing looked sadly at the trembling officials in the hall, and sighed leisurely: "All relevant examples have been handed over to the Ministry of Punishment..."

"The old man will give His Majesty an explanation!" Bai Ang's eyes were burning, and his voice was like a bell: "This country...not only these countries!"

But Bai Ang brushed off his sleeves, and saluted Xiao Jing: "I also ask Mr. Mei Dong to be more considerate and persuade His Majesty!"

"Mr. Tingyi didn't say that our family is also doing it, but it will take time..."

Xiao Jing respectfully returned the salute to Bai Ang, and then sang loudly: "Your Majesty has a decree: This morning, report to the cabinet and forward it to Zhu Zhu! Retire~!!"

After finishing speaking, he saluted all the ministers and then bowed and left in front of the dragon chair to withdraw from the Golden Luan Hall.

But all the ministers bowed and returned the big gift, which reflected the respect of the emperor's will.

After Xiao Jing left, the courtiers headed by the three great scholars slowly got up.

"Mr. Hui'an... please tell that idiot, as long as it is beneficial to the old man of Guochao, he can take it!"

But Ma Wensheng got up slowly, and stopped Liu Jiandao who turned around and was about to leave.

Hearing these words, Liu Jian couldn't help turning around.

At this time, Liu Daxia slowly stood up and said in a hoarse voice: "Mr. Hui'an, Mr. Sanbao's charts and ship charts are not lost!"

"The old man just concealed it at that time..."

"Chi Hu'er... I'm counting on you! As long as it is beneficial to the country, I will be happy to apologize for my sins with my life!!"

Chapter 2 I mocked myself and scolded Qingliu, Lao Zhang protected his grandson and did not tear down the stage

People like Liu Daxia and Ma Wensheng can only be said to have been infiltrated too deeply by ethics, Confucianism, especially Zhu Cheng's Neo-Confucianism.

It can be said that they are pedantic, but they cannot be said to be bad people, although sometimes pedantic causes more disasters than pure badness.

At least the two of them didn't reach out to reap any benefits for themselves. Liu Daxia later returned to his hometown, old and weak, and made a living by guiding his descendants to farm the fields.

Ma Wensheng is a little bit better, because he has "a seal book and a biography, and there are additional officials at the age of the month" so that he doesn't need to plow the fields by himself.

But he didn't say how much surplus money he had, even he rarely went to the state capital and just stayed at home for the elderly.

At least these two didn't have much money or property for themselves, at most they took care of the township party and in-laws when they were officials.

This is also caused by the ethics of the Ming Dynasty itself. It is a rogue to criticize such things out of the background of the times.

Not to mention Daming, there are very few people in history who can do what Hai Rui Hai Gangfeng did.

This old man even gave him an extra seven qian from the Ministry of War, and he figured it out and wanted to return it.

After his death, King Yushi of the capital of Qin used Ji to help him with the funeral, but found that he had no money in savings.

Even the cost of the Gebu mosquito nets that poor literati disdain to use, and the damaged bamboo utensils that have been used for many years, suddenly burst into tears.

The official went to the right supervisor of the Nanjing Inspector's Office, but even the funeral affairs needed to be funded...

In the two hundred years of the Ming Dynasty, there was only Hai Rui Hai Gangfeng.

After the morning court, Liu Daxia let out a deep breath when he came out of the court.

They glanced at each other with Ma Wensheng who was standing beside them, but walked side by side with a sigh and speechless.

Speaking of it, the relationship between the two was not very good before. Although Ma Wensheng was honest, he tried to promote the township party.

He had wanted to be promoted to Liu Yu, who was also from Henan, but Liu Daxia probably knew that Emperor Hongzhi had a bad opinion of him.

So he repeatedly objected, which directly implicated Liu Yu's recommender, Ma Wensheng.

The two had a feud because of this, and Ma Wensheng was suppressed by Wang Yan, the servant of the household department for a while, maybe it wasn't because he was Liu Daxia's in-law.

However, this time, Young Master Zhang's various coquettish operations finally brought these two adults together.

The original grievances and grievances are nothing in front of the big right and wrong of famous teachers, and it is even more impossible for the two of them to care about their own things now.

After all, according to what Zhang Xiaogong said, it will all be exterminated!

Why are you so fussy that you threw me a brick last time, so I'm going to beat you to the ground to get revenge? !

Thinking about how to survive first, it is a big deal for my ancestors and the descendants behind me to offer incense.

"Master..." When he came out of the palace gate, the old servant at home had already presented today's "Imperial Times".

Now reading the "Imperial Times" has become a thing that everyone in the capital and even the Ming Dynasty is used to.

Today's "Imperial Times", in addition to some policy theory and Neo-Confucian articles, also has a new work by Zhang Xiaogong-"Self-Deprecating".

"What do you want to transport the canopy? I haven't dared to turn over and have already met.

A broken hat covers the face and passes through the busy city, and a leaky boat carries wine to the middle stream.

Thousand pointing fingers, head bowed as a willing ox.

Hide in the small building to form a unified system, regardless of winter, summer and spring and autumn. "

Looking at this poem, the two courtiers almost sprayed old blood on the wall of the palace. This idiotic tiger wrote this "Self-Deprecating" to satirize them!

"What do you want to transport and deliver the canopy?" This sentence means that labor and management are unlucky now, what else can they ask for.

"Hua Gai" here refers to the Hua Gai star, and the delivery of the Hua Gai is equivalent to saying that one's luck is bad or unlucky.

The following sentence "I have met my head before I dared to turn over" is easy to understand. It means that I hit my head when I tried to turn over, and I was surrounded by people everywhere and couldn't move.

The next two sentences describe that I have to hide, otherwise I may be stuck like a broken boat in the rapids at any time.

What's more special is that the "leaky boat carrying wine" quoted here is taken from the allusion in "Book of Jin·Bi Zhuo Biography".

It said, "If you get wine full of hundreds of dendrobium... in the floating wine boat, it will be enough for a lifetime."

And "Hengmei coldly accuses thousands of husbands" means that no matter how the Qingliu Qianfu headed by Liu Daxia and Ma Wensheng criticize, my little father-in-law Zhang will still look coldly at Hengmei.

To put it bluntly, it is our young master Zhang who despises you idiots.

"Bow your head and be willing to be a Ruziniu" The "ruziniu" here is a reference to "Zuo Zhuan Six Years of Ai Gong".

It said, "Will you break your teeth if you forget that you are a Ruzi ox? And carry it on your back!" The original meaning is that Qi Jinggong loves his son Qi Mourning Gong Yan Ruzi too much.

The meaning of Zhang Xiaogong here is different. He means that my Zhang family has served the royal family for generations.

For your clean stream, it is natural to be "horribly opposed", while the royal family and His Majesty must be "ruziniu".

The "ruzi ox" here has another meaning, that is, I, Zhang Chihu, am the ox cultivated for the prince.

The meaning of the last two sentences is even simpler. Mr. Zhang is telling them: Labor and management don't care about you, go play with your own eggs!

Our little grandpa Zhang is squatting in his own home, and the fussing and fussing you guys like outside has nothing to do with my ass.

This is not the most extreme, the most extreme is the "joke one" published by Mr. Zhang below.

That really exploded the hearts, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys of all the courtiers, especially Ma and Liu.

It reads in the "Empire Times":

One morning, the emperor discussed politics with his ministers.

Suddenly a big star fell and broke through the roof and entered the hall.

After the dust cleared, the emperor was not injured, and the imperial doctor was urgently called for rescue.

The imperial doctor arrives and commits himself to investigate and rescue.

The emperor said: How about this Minister of the Ministry of War?

The imperial doctor paid homage and said, "It's almost over."

Re-question: How about Zuo Du Yushi? !

Fu said: "It's too late."

Ask again: Is it possible to live in the matter? !

Fu said: "It's all over."

The emperor was angry and said angrily: How can there be someone who can be saved? !

Hearing the words, the imperial doctor saluted and shouted: "Your Majesty, the empire is saved!"

"This idiot..." Emperor Hongzhi naturally got the "Imperial Times", and looked at the above "Self-Deprecating" with a helpless smile.

Looking at the "joke one" again, I suddenly blushed.

Quickly waved his hands and turned around behind the screen, burst into a burst of laughter like a firecracker.After a while, he came back blushing and continued to sit down.

The one who was seated under the dragon chair of Emperor Hongzhi was Zhang Maogong, the eldest father of Zhang Xiaogong's family - Tiger, Leopard, Bear, and Zhang Maogong.

Mr. Zhang Xiaogong frightened almost everyone at the scene, but Lao Zhang was the only one who couldn't be frightened.

Who is Lao Zhang? !It was an old soldier who went to and from the Nine Sides many times in his prime and killed a lot of people.

At a glance, he saw one of the most fatal shortcomings of this new weapon: logistics.

You can feed on the enemy for food, but what about you? !These firearms are indeed powerful, but the biggest problem is...

Once there is no supply of huoyào, they are worth a machete and a pot of arrows.

Besides, if an expeditionary force of 10 people came from thousands of miles away, how much logistics would they have to prepare? !How long is the trip? !

People along the way eat horse chews, and the daily consumption of supplies is an astronomical figure. How many people must be equipped for the logistics of a combat team of 10? !

The preparations before the war will take at least several years, and this is not counting the innumerable astronomical consumption during the war.

Compensation for war dead, replenishment of war damage and material consumption, medical treatment for injuries, and replacement of trophies also take time...

There are always a lot of things, and wars are never just fought.

If you are a little careless while sailing on the sea, you may not reach Daming, and many people will be buried in the belly of the fish.

Even if they had come, they would have traveled thousands of miles to a country as vast as Ming Dynasty, and it was impossible for them to be defeated in a hurry.

Maybe they can win for a period of time, but once the Huoyào is exhausted or the logistics are cut off.

Then they directly became the turtles in the urn, and they couldn't get away after being surrounded.

To say that part of the prospecting was laid down, manpower was allocated to prospecting and mining in areas where the world is an enemy.

Are you sure you didn't let them die? !

The Ming Dynasty was not one of those small countries that stretched for millions of miles from the north to the south, two capitals and thirteen chief envoys.

If the population is organized into an army of one million, there will be no problem. How many people can they use to protect their logistics support line with an army of [-]? !

Of course, why would Lao Zhang dismantle his kissing grandson? !

So, it's over when Lao Zhang knows about it.

Tiger Head Duke Zhang Maogong will never remind those courtiers that my grandson will scare you fools who have not experienced many battles!

Chapter 2 Worried about the people in the court, and the idiotic tiger curses again

Zhang Xiaogong was summoned into the palace by the order of Emperor Hongzhi the next day, which was both reasonable and expected.

Except for Emperor Hongzhi, no one read those pamphlets, and all they received was the shock of artillery and guns.

The enemies thousands of miles away are already coveting Daming, and they may kill the Huaxia Miao people at any time.

None of the ministers and speech officials who had been linked to become cronies did not run away, and Bai Ang directly followed the previous severe punishment model.