Above All Beings in the NBA

The Dirty Cannon off the field became anxious when they saw Delong and Wang Hao walking so far. "Wang Hao's thighs are reserved for Ben Pao, you fat man." Then he patted the coach of the second grade, "The coach replaced me and played Bogut for a while."

Coach: "Can you stop being so direct?"

drop!

Sophomore substitutions, replace Paul, replace Felton.And then...it's over.Bogut, who has been played all the time, continued to stay on the court.

It seems that during the All-Star period, not only the players, but even the coaches are very entertaining.

"Give me the ball, Bogut, let's play hard." Dirty Cannon said righteously.

Bogut stared at Paul affectionately with tear-filled eyes, "You mustn't lie to me."

"Of course." Paul received the ball, "It's no wonder I didn't lie to you." The second sentence was so quiet that poor Bogut didn't hear it. Hao.

Paul's eyes found Wang Hao, and secretly gave Wang Hao a look to go to the basket.

"You little bitch!" Delong, who had a panoramic view of Wang Hao and Paul's dirty deal, cursed angrily.

"Bogut" Paul yelled loudly, and then the basketball flew to the inside. As for who was reminded by this sound, it is unknown.

Looking at Paul's pass, Bogut sighed in his heart, "There are still good people."

Boom!

Bogut's alley-oop was once again blocked by Wang Hao, and only one pair of hands came into close contact with the basket.

"Pretty" Wang Hao and Paul clapped hands to celebrate.

"Give me the ball, I want to go home, I want to find my mother, you are all bad guys." At this moment, Bogut's heart is broken, desperate, feeling that life is gray, basketball has lost its meaning, this game It is completely nine people playing themselves.

"Yi, Bogut is miserable," Curry said.

"Yes, it's really miserable." Yi Jianlian said with a forced smile.

"Haha! It's so funny, this guy probably misses his mother now." Da Wei Shao laughed boldly.

"James, why don't you speak." The three looked at Harden in unison.

"I was thinking, if I was on the court, he might be even worse. I would shake him, then lift him up, shake him, lift him up, and I will shoot until the attack time is approaching." Harden said.

hiss! ! !

The three "Old Yin B" gave Harden a middle finger in unison.

"Stephen, and the three of you"

The three of them looked at the old Curry in unison, waiting for the next sentence.

"I don't want you guys to achieve Wang Hao's achievements. He is a phenomenon. He appeared to rule the NBA, but you guys must not be like Bogut. It's too miserable and shameful. Hahahahaha "Old Curry didn't hold back, and finally made a breakthrough.

The Fourth Young Master and old Curry forgot that this is not the Lakers bench, this is the first-year joint team, so their ruthless ridicule was clearly heard by the people around them.

Bargnani had the strongest reaction, "Look, old man, I must be the one who will rule the NBA in the future."

Curry: "Silly B??"

Westbrook: "Lose your mind?"

Ah Lian: "Korean?"

Harden: "Wow, help me up and understand?"

"In this case, you also go on stage and let them play for a while, oh no, let's play for a while, to show your ability." After the fourth young master finished expressing his views, the old Curry said with the final word.

"You boys wait, wait until you enter the NBA to see how I teach you?" Bargnani said.

"And then you were cut more than 80 points?" Harden was so angry that he couldn't pay for his life.

drop!

The first-year team is suspended.

Wang Hao looked at the old Curry suspiciously, not understanding why he called a timeout after playing well.

"They have something to tell you." Old Curry looked at the Fourth Young Master next to him.

"what happened?"

"You should shake Bogut up, shake up, lift up, until the shot clock is over and you're shooting," Harden said.

"Also, Bargnani can't see your behavior, and wants to go up and be acted for a while." It was Curry who spoke.

"Well! It's true." The old Curry added.

Wang Hao patted Bargnani on the shoulder generously, "Welcome, welcome, welcome to join the cast. Hahaha, but you are also the one being played."

Curry replaced Garbajosa with Bargnani and Marcus Williams with Farmar.

"Dirty cannon, have you seen our No. 9? I'll fuck him later. It's best to shake him up, shake him up, and wait until the attack time is over." After the timeout, Wang Hao So I started planning with Paul.

Dirty Pao patted his chest to express his reassurance.

Dirty Cannon with a height of 185 said that Bargnani, who is 213 with a dribble, is not too easy.

The next move, Bynum understood, proposed to pick and roll with Paul, and then Bargnani stood in front of Paul.

Dirty Cannon happily showed off his dribbling skills.Bargnani said that I can't guard you, but I don't have to. What can you do in an exhibition game.

Dirty Cannon said: "You have a good plan, I have a wall ladder"

Dribbled the ball back and forth around Bargnani, and dribbled under Bargnani's crotch from time to time.

The unbearable Bargnani clapped his hands to Paul. "bring it on!"

In the exhibition match, the referee's whistle scale can catch up with the old lady's cotton trouser waist, which is loose enough.Paul is overwhelmed with all kinds of fancy catches.

Boom!

For the first time, Bargnani was shaken to the ground.

Dirty Cannon collected the ball and reached out to Rabanani magnanimously.Halfway through the pull, Paul suddenly let go, boom!Bargnani hit the ground again.

What about whistle?Of course there is no whistle, didn't you see the referee laughing happily?

Paul stretched out his hand apologetically, "I'm sorry, you were too heavy and didn't pull it just now, I will be careful this time."

"I believe you a ghost." Bargnani got up by himself.