Great Wei Nengchen

"Son! My precious son, let daddy take a look, see if he's a handsome boy with beautiful eyebrows and eyes like Lang Xing!"

After the husband and wife were tender for a while, Xiao Yi gently picked up the swaddling baby, opened the top corner, looked up and down, checked repeatedly, and finally came to a conclusion - so ugly!

That's right, it's really ugly. The baby is sleeping soundly, with a big pointed head, all the facial features are gathered together, and a little distorted, the eyes are not opened yet, and the hair is thin like dry grass, especially his The skin is very wrinkled... just this face, it is easy to think of a kind of animal that jumps around on the tree and likes to eat bananas!

"My concubine is incompetent, and gave birth to a child... Please forgive me, my lord—woooo!"

Seeing his son's poor appearance, Cao Jie burst into tears. It stands to reason that he is as beautiful as a flower, and his husband is also handsome, so the offspring will never be too bad. How could he give birth to a little monkey? This is too incredible?

"The little face is wrinkled, like a little monkey, and the eyes are still open?"

"My little nephew is so ugly, I won't be able to marry a wife in the future, what should I do?"

"What's there to be afraid of being ugly, the Hou's mansion is full of gold and silver treasures, at worst they can buy a few child brides-in-law!"

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Xiaojing, Daoxiang, and Lu Linger also came over, commenting on the little baby, and discussing the issue of marrying a wife. Obviously, they are not optimistic about the future of Mr. Xiao. Fortunately, his father has the right and money to make up for his good looks Insufficient!

Zhao Yu and Cai Wenji held the opposite opinion. Ugly is also a boy. As the son of Da Sima and the grandson of Prime Minister Cao, he was born rich and honored, with good luck, so why worry about not having a beautiful wife and concubine? Besides, men don’t rely on their faces for food , as long as he learns his father's three cost skills, he will be able to become a general and become a prime minister, and run wild in the world!

"Hehe! - Let's all play together, ghost face Xiao Lang's son, how can he not marry a wife, within a month, we will become handsome!"

Xiao Yi hugged his son tightly, kissed and kissed his little face, he liked it very much, a feeling of blood connection emerged spontaneously in his heart, this is his son, and also the continuation of life!

It’s not surprising that the son’s appearance is not as good. The fetus is immersed in the amniotic fluid for ten months, and even the best skin will wrinkle. Deformed, Xiao Yi had several cousins ​​and cousins ​​in his previous life, they were all born like this, one was ugly and the other was ugly, it would be much better after the full moon!

In addition, the old people often say that the uglier the baby at birth, the more beautiful it will be in the future. The boy is handsome and the girl is beautiful.

Let’s make an analogy: life is like playing cards, good or bad depends on luck, winning or losing depends on skill, you throw bombs with double kings and four twos, what else can you do after that... Throw a small three first, try the deep water Shallow, keep the trump card behind, this is the way to win!

"Wow! Wow!...What a brat, is this a gift for your father?"

Xiao Yi hugged his beloved son and was thinking about the future, when he felt a heat on his arm, a stream of liquid seeped out. Immediately afterwards, Young Master Xiao burst into tears, announcing that it was his masterpiece!

My precious son urinated, what should I do? Xiao Yi is highly skilled in martial arts and proficient in strategies, but he doesn't know anything about taking care of babies. He wanted to put his son down, but he was afraid that he would be frightened, so he had to sit still and let his son bleed... …

"Young master pissed!... Hurry up and prepare warm water, and take the best fine linen cloth, which is absorbent and breathable!"

In order to take care of the baby son, the Hou Mansion recruited several wet nurses, all of whom were healthy and experienced young women. They rushed over immediately, hugged the baby, unwrapped the baby, washed the body, changed the diaper...the movements were very quick, To be able to enter Wuchouhou's Mansion, they were selected layer by layer!

Taking advantage of this opportunity, someone brought a steelyard and weighed the little baby, but everyone was shocked. It weighed about seven pounds. In this era, it is definitely a giant baby. An ordinary baby is full moon. It's not so heavy, no wonder when he was born, his mother was tortured to death!

While taking a bath, Xiao Yi found a cyan birthmark on his son's back, about two inches in size, square, like a seal. In addition, his son had seven red moles on the center of his left foot. The Big Dipper is arranged in the shape of seven stars, although it is still very small, it is clearly visible!

Fetal reporter, bestowed by heaven, manifested by fate, "Sai Yi Xiang Shu" says: "Stand on seven stars, command millions of soldiers, bear the seal of common people, and rule the country... Thinking of this, Xiao Yi's heart fluctuated up and down, and his son Born with a vision, how expensive will it be in the future?

After tidying up, the baby was sent to the mother's arms, ready to enjoy the first meal in life. No matter how low the son's appearance is, it is still the flesh falling from his body. Cao Jie gently unbuttoned his clothes, revealing his plump chest and skin like snow , a touch of bright red...

"Zi!...Zi! Zi!"

The newborn baby has no strength in his body, but after smelling the fragrance of milk, he immediately regained his energy. Before he opened his eyes, he hugged his mother's arms, and after holding one in his mouth, he swallowed the milk in a big gulp. Little wolf cub!

"Haha!... You take good care of your wife and young master, and wait on you day and night without leaving your body. Good performance will be rewarded, and those who are negligent - will be killed without mercy!"

With his son's appetite so good, Xiao Yi was relieved, and after giving some careful instructions, he went back to the lobby and asked people to prepare a sumptuous banquet for a good celebration, and hung a pair of bows and arrows on the gate!

One of the rules of the Han family is that when the mansion is imported, ornaments will be hung on the gate. Generally speaking, generals hang bows and arrows, swords, armor... to show bravery and pass on from generation to generation; civil servants hang pens, ink, books, Inkstone...indicates the heirloom of poems and books, which has a long history!

If you give birth to a little girl, you can hang jade pendants, jewelry, rouge, etc., to show the joy of playing with tiles, and some people don't hang anything. The patriarchal idea is very strong!

Soon, a pair of extra-large bows and arrows hung on the gate of the Hou Mansion. It was powerful and magnificent, and announced to the world that a son was born in the Hou Mansion. At the same time, it also told all civil and military officials that Da Sima held his son. Come on, hurry up and congratulate, and send some gifts by the way!

Chapter 916 Choosing a name is a science!

"Wancheng Township Hou - General Zhang came to the door to congratulate, presenting ten pairs of flawless jade, fifty South Sea pearls, and 1000 taels of Xiliang Jinsha!"

"Gao An Ting Hou - General Xia Hou came to the door to congratulate, and presented a red coral, ten high-grade agates, and two hundred pieces of Xishu brocade!"

"Guo Jijiu, the Marquis of Weiyang Township, came to congratulate me, and presented...a jade pendant with tiger patterns!"

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Xiao Yi has a high position and authority, is good at talking, and has always had a wide range of contacts. After the bow and arrow were hung on the gate of the mansion, it immediately caused a sensation. All civil and military officials came to the door one after another to congratulate the birth of the eldest son of the Xiao family. They also brought various gifts. Huanxin, her own face also has brilliance, so everyone spent a lot of money on it, and the gifts piled up like a mountain, and the value was hard to estimate!

Of course, there are also existences like Guo Jia who are empty-handed, just grab a few gadgets, and come to eat and drink. Fortunately, he and Xiao Yi are brothers and sisters, and they are dissolute. Distinguished guests, please enter the lobby of the Marquis Mansion and treat you with the best food and drinks!

The problem is that there are too many guests coming to the door, in droves, in an endless stream, the lobby of the Hou Mansion was quickly filled, so the living room, wing rooms, side yards, corridors had to be opened... Even the door openings were crowded, shoulder to shoulder, It was densely packed, probably thousands of people, but the number of guests continued to increase. Aristocrats, local tyrants, literati... Those who knew each other or not, those who were related or not... It was like a hundred rivers returning to the sea, they gathered here one after another!

This is not surprising, Da Sima is powerful, one word decides life and death, one thought decides one's wealth, and there are countless people who want to flatter and cling to relationships. They usually want to give gifts, but they can't find a way. Now they have Opportunities, how can you easily miss them, not to mention sitting in the doorway, even standing in the stables, drilling into the kitchen, squatting in the toilet... It is also a sweet treat!

In the end, there was really no other way. The head manager, Song Zhong, was quick and wise, and set up a flowing water mat on Baihu Street. There are more than a thousand steps between the east and the west. , beggars... What a gluttonous feast!

"The birth of Xiao's boy is nothing but a trivial matter. I am very grateful to have a distinguished guest come to the door-Shengyin!"

In the lobby of the Hou Mansion, Xiao Yi was wearing an auspicious costume, holding a wine jar in one hand and a large bowl in the other, toasting the guests non-stop, with a smile on his face, he is so happy today!

"Congratulations to Da Sima! --Birth of Linzi, there will be successors, and the blood of the Xiao family will continue!"

The people sitting in the lobby are not ordinary people, they are all top nobles with titles, fiefdoms, and power. They are either important officials of the court, or officials of the border, those county guards, chief historians, school lieutenants... the salary is less than Those with two thousand shi can only sit in the hall and have a banquet. This is called "the difference between superiority and inferiority!" '

Of course, the Hou Fu's own people are exceptions, Xiao Jing, Dao Xiang, Lu Ling'er, Sun Shangxiang, the bad boy Guo Yi...they have no official positions or titles, but they sit beside Xiao Yi, unscrupulous, playing and playing, enlivening the atmosphere of the banquet !

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the lobby suddenly became quiet, because there was an important announcement, which was to give the eldest son of the Xiao family a nice, memorable and distinctive name!

For the rest of one's life, one autumn of grass and trees, one's identity, rank, address, clothes... can be changed at any time, the only thing that will not change is one's own name, left by one's ancestors, bestowed by one's parents, as a mark during life, and as a tombstone after death, who dares to change it? If you change it at will, it will be regarded as an unfilial descendant!

Even if it is necessary to hide your name as a last resort, you must keep your origin in mind and try to restore your name. Even if you fail yourself, you must tell your descendants that once the opportunity arises, the whole family must recognize their ancestors and return to their ancestors!

Especially in the Qin and Han Dynasties, the name is not only a title, but also a status symbol. Common people are like grass, they are not worthy of names. Occupational titles, such as Zhang Butcher, Sun Shoemaker, Li Blacksmith... and so on, only those who came from noble families and powerful families can have a name and a brand name!

The eldest son of the Xiao family is the son of Da Sima and the grandson of Prime Minister Cao. He is born rich and noble, and belongs to the nobles among the nobles. How can he not have a good name? It should be corrected. Just an hour ago, the eldest son Xiao had It's a name, but it's just a baby name—ten thousand!

Cao Jie likes to play mahjong, especially [-]D cards. Before giving birth to his son, he happened to touch Tianhu - "[-]". She hopes that her son-long live!

One: the beginning of heaven and earth, the mother of all things, is the smallest and the greatest. There is a saying: the sky is one, the sun and the moon are clear, the earth is one, the five grains are plentiful, the king is one, the country is in hand, the gentleman is one, the descendants prosperity…………

The baby name 'Ten Wan' was very ingeniously obtained, and it also has a lot of meaning, and it has been recognized by the whole Hou family!

Closer to home: I am most afraid of being serious in everything, especially when choosing a name. In addition to high-end atmosphere, pleasant to hear and easy to remember, there are many taboos, which must be avoided:

The first is "The Taboo of the Son of Heaven". The Han Dynasty has been passed down for more than 400 years. The names of the emperors of all dynasties are all taboo characters. They cannot be called easily, let alone used indiscriminately. , all of them cannot be used, otherwise it will be treasonous, and there is a danger of ransacking the house and destroying the family!

The second is "The Taboo of the Venerable", that is, the names of the biological parents and the elders of both parties, such as Yi, Jie, Cao, Pi, Zhang, Zhi... The eldest son Xiao can't use it, and when writing in the future, there will be a lack of one Brush strokes to show respect for parents and elders, otherwise it is unfilial to children and grandchildren and violates human relations!

Finally, there is "violent taboo". Some bad words should be avoided, such as Jie, Zhou, You, Reckless, Ai, etc., which are all used by unlucky ghosts. Zhongzheng's peaceful and auspicious name, so that children can live a safe life!

"Life is mysterious and mysterious. First fate, second luck, third name, and fourth feng shui, you must take everything into account. My son's name is... woo woo woo!"