Great Wei Nengchen
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"Da Sima's warm hospitality, we are honored to wait for you-Sheng Yin!"
Xiao Lang toasted, who dared not to drink, all the house owners raised their bowls and drank them down in one gulp, and even lighted the bottom of the bowl to show that they were not cheating or playing tricks!
"Happy today, everyone wins!"
"Big Sima's Joy-Drink Together!"
"Today's weather is fine, shall I drink three bowls in a row?"
"The weather is really good, let's drink three bowls in a row!"
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At the celebration banquet, everyone pushed cups and exchanged cups, having fun, and sure enough, they didn’t say a single word about government affairs, but after drinking a few bowls in a row, some people couldn’t hold it anymore. The Wuchou wine was pure and fragrant, and it was like burning in the stomach , How can ordinary people resist living?
But Xiao Yi was smiling, raising his glass frequently to persuade him to drink, no one dared to refuse, besides, Dian Wei was patrolling the banquet back and forth with a sword in his hand, whoever drank not clean enough, or was a little slow, immediately looked at others neck... In this way, who would dare not drink it?
Soon, someone was overwhelmed with alcohol, fell headlong on the table, and vomited wildly... Seeing this scene, soldiers came up immediately, pulling their ears and continuing to drink, no matter whether you are drunk or not, as long as the banquet If it's not over, just keep drinking it, this is the military order of Da Sima!
"Plop! - Plop! - Plop!"
After drinking so much, Iron Man couldn't hold on anymore. Half an hour later, the two Patriarchs of 120 were so drunk that they all fell to the ground and spit bubbles. Even if they were sold now, they probably wouldn't wake up!
"Come here! - Summon Sima Zhongda, come to the Chinese army to obey orders!"
After drinking the wine in the glass in one gulp, Xiao Yi patted his lower abdomen, feeling a burst of warmth, a surge of energy and blood, very comfortable... What's the next step, close the tent door and let Tsukata go!
"Subordinate Sima Zhongda -- I don't know what orders I have to pay homage to the Great Sima?"
A while later, Sima Yi came to the tent of the Chinese army, and after bowing to salute, he stood aside and listened to the orders. As for the matter at the banquet, he didn't look at it much, and didn't ask a word!
"Hehe!... Have you seen these powerful patriarchs, regardless of the method or means, within five days, they can collect [-] dans of grain, not less than a single grain of rice, understand?"
Xiao Yi took a step forward and patted Sima Yi on the shoulder. With the ability of the majestic 'Tomb Tiger', he would definitely be able to get food, otherwise, he would just cut off this head and get rid of a serious problem!
"Your subordinates obey!...within five days, there will be no less than one grain of rice for one hundred thousand dans of grain!"
Chapter 870 Sima Yi's Troubles!
"Hoo! - Hoo! Hoo!"
The golden crow falls to the west, the jade rabbit rises to the east, the night is long and starry... The "celebration banquet" is over, and after a lot of hard drinking, hundreds of Patriarchs are all drunk, some lying on the table, some Lying on the soft couch, some clinging to the wine jar, lying horizontally and vertically, snoring like thunder, and vomiting filth all over the ground, they proved a truth with their actions: "Before good wine, everyone is equal!" '
After everyone was as drunk as mud, Xiao Yi went back to the back tent to rest. Although medicinal wine is not intoxicating, it is a great tonic. After more than a dozen cups were poured into the stomach, the blood was rolling and full of energy. I must discuss it with the little beauties. Life is over, leaving only a group of fire fighters to clean up the mess in the big tent, and then cover a group of 'drunk people' with blankets and pour a few sips of herbal tea, lest they die of drunkenness or catch cold syndrome!
In addition, there are hundreds of Xuanjia troops, wearing iron armor and holding golden weapons, patrolling outside the big tent to protect the safety of all the Patriarchs, but the soldiers are standing inside, keeping a close eye on the situation inside the big tent , rather than guarding the safety, it is better to monitor the movement, for fear that this group of 'little pigs' will run away!
In a small tent not far away, the lights are bright and the figures are swaying. Sima Yi is holding a wolf hair pen, sometimes leaning over his desk and writing madly, the pen is like a snake, sometimes looking up to the sky and sighing, with a sad face...'Zhonghu' is resourceful and resourceful, dealing with a group of tyrants Patriarch, of course it's not a problem anymore, the one who really worries him, or fears him, is actually someone else - Da Sima Xiaoyi!
Sima Yi's ancestral home was in Hanoi County, and he had a very prominent family background. His great-grandfather, Sima Jun, was the general who conquered the West. His grandfather, Sima Jun, was the prefect of Yingchuan. Among the aristocratic families, he is also a top-notch existence!
Sima Fangsheng had eight sons, all with the word "Da" in their names, known as "Sima Bada". Da, he is intelligent and studious, and he is a student of Confucianism. Among the eight brothers, his talent and learning are the most outstanding, and the whole family places high hopes on him!
Sima Yi is extremely intelligent, erudite and versatile. Wen Neng holds a pen in both hands, imitating handwriting, lifelike; ', the fierce tiger in the mound is tenacious and deep, hides minions, and peeps into the universe, so one can imagine its human nature!
He came from a distinguished background, both civil and military, and happened to be in troubled times. An outstanding son of the gentry must step into an official career, be a general, and become a prime minister, so as to glorify his family. Therefore, his father, Sima Fang, brought his two sons, to visit The Prime Minister's Mansion wants to clear up the relationship and seek a half-time official position. What's next? It just so happened that 'Tsuka Tiger' met 'Greedy Wolf' and also met his nemesis for life!
According to Sima Fang's idea, he recommended his two sons to the prime minister's mansion. In the Prime Minister's Mansion, the second son Sima Yi joined the Xuanjia Army!
Xuanjia iron cavalry, the world's elite, outstanding military exploits, and generous treatment... I don't know how many gentry children, who gave generous gifts, entrusted favors, and relationships, wanted to join this team and plated a layer of gold. I really don't know how many people are envious of the army's big tent.
The sun and the moon are spinning, time flies, and in a blink of an eye, Sima Yi has been in the army for more than two years. He has followed Da Sima Xiaoyi-Southern Expeditions and Northern Wars. He has encountered many things and gained a lot of knowledge. As for him in the army Can you describe the situation in one sentence: painful and happy...
On the one hand, Da Sima Xiao Yi treated each other very kindly, cared about each other's health, and cared for every detail. Even when he was marching and fighting, he would often summon Sima Yi and give him wine, meat, clothes, and horses... Asking about his experience and caring about his daily life, even his own brother would It's nothing more than this, and some generals are jealous!
The same is true at work. Sima Yi often receives some tasks, such as collecting food, buying horses, contacting places... big and small, it is extremely cumbersome, and he is busy from morning to night every day, with almost no free time, so that some people joked: "Xuan Jia The army cannot live without Da Sima, and Da Sima cannot do without Sima Yi! '
Of course, hard work pays off. Sima Yi’s name will always be on the list of meritorious deeds every time. He is really promoted with a braid. In just two years, he has been promoted from an ordinary soldier to a "Chinese Army" Chang Shi', you know, the eldest brother Sima Lang is still a small master in the prime minister's mansion!
Because of the fast promotion and heavy rewards, Sima Lang would bring his sons to the Marquis of Wushou's Mansion to express his gratitude and send a large number of gifts during the holidays. Sending them to the army for training, please take care of them from the chief Sima. Regarding this, Xiao Yi generously said that as long as they are the children of the Sima family, they can be sent to the Xuanjia army as much as possible, and he will definitely take special care of them! '
On the other hand, Chief Sima Xiao Yi trusted and cared too much for him. He assigned countless tasks, but he was not allowed to lead the army alone, nor was he allowed to participate in military affairs. All the superiors and subordinates have military merits, and the "hot soldiers" can also go to battle to kill the enemy and gain wealth, but Sima Yi is the only one who has made meritorious service in civil affairs and has never had human blood on his hands!
A young man with a passion for blood, a golden sword and an iron horse, who would not want to fight on the battlefield and become a peerless famous general? Sima Yi has applied countless times. If he wants to go down and lead the army, even if he is a low-level captain, it is better than holding a pen and waiting every day. It's great in the tent!
Facing the hot-blooded young men who wanted to fight, Xiao Yi was like a benevolent elder brother, always comforting him with kind words: "When the two armies confront each other, arrows are like rain, swords and guns are like forest, countless soldiers are killed and wounded, and Zhong Da has a great talent." How dare you damage the important weapon of the future country so easily, it is better to stay in the camp for safety!"
After a long time, Sima Yi also became suspicious. He could only hold a civil position, and could not become a general, let alone lead thousands of troops. Only then will there be gold and iron horses and millions of soldiers... It is a pity that this kind of dream is becoming less and less!
"Da Sima Wentao's martial arts strategy is invincible and invincible. Is it my great fortune or my misfortune to be recognized by you and serve in the Xuanjia Army?"
After a long night with no intention of sleeping, Sima Yi walked out of the tent slowly after a few exercises, looking up at the infinite starry sky, his eagle-like eyes were full of doubts, where would his life go?
But one thing is for sure, the sky is vast and boundless, the bright moon is in the sky, dazzling, the nearest star is doomed to be dim...Unless the time changes and you become a golden crow with radiance, you can compete for a male and female!
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The stars moved, the night receded, and in an instant, the sun rose in the east, shining brightly, and the earth was bright again, but inside the Xuanjia Army camp, it was still quiet, only people walking around, and the sound of drums and horns was not heard, Da Sima Xiao Yi passed down the military order: "The sky is big, the earth is big, and sleep is the biggest. No one is allowed to disturb the God of Wealth. It's like a fat pig must eat and drink enough before being slaughtered!" "
It wasn't until the sun was high that the tyrants woke up one after another. They all had splitting headaches, their feet were sluggish, and they lost the strength to walk. Recalling yesterday's "celebration banquet", they couldn't help but feel a wave of fear. If they don't drink, they will kill people. Booze, never seen in ancient and modern times, luckily they all survived!
Seeing that the tyrants woke up, the soldiers sent copper basins, hot water, and towels to let them wash up. In addition, after being drunk, the stomach was empty, and the Huotoujun cooked some corn porridge to make everyone Moisturize the stomach, restore physical strength, and take care of it meticulously!
"It's unheard of to drink so much. I'm really glad that the old man is still alive?"
"Who dares not to drink when a sharp blade is approaching? This Da Sima's style of doing things is really rare in ancient and modern times!"
"Don't say anything, let's go back quickly, if I drink another meal, the old man will die in peace!"
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After washing their faces and drinking porridge, everyone regained some energy, so they prepared to leave and leave, fearing that Da Sima would have another banquet, and it would really kill them!
"Haha! -- Yesterday's banquet, the guests and the host had a great time. You are all sincere gentlemen. Da Sima is very happy. He specially sent officials to visit, and then sent a team of soldiers to send everyone back home!"
Amidst bursts of hearty laughter, Sima Yi appeared in the big tent with a smile on his face, clasping his fists and saluting. His attitude was very kind. Although he hadn't slept all night, he was full of energy!
"I am grateful for the care of Da Sima Lao. Such a grand banquet is truly unforgettable for the rest of my life!"
The patriarchs hurriedly clasped their fists in return, expressing their gratitude, but they were yelling in their hearts. Who would dare not to drink it? Some people secretly decided to pass the throne to their heirs when they returned home. They retired to the second line for the elderly. up!
"By the way, after drinking a lot last night, all the patriarchs were so proud that they unanimously decided to donate money and food to help the court settle the rebellion. The great kindness was hard to come by, and Da Sima reluctantly agreed. Please follow the number of donations and hurry up." Send money, food, vehicles..."
While speaking, Sima Yi took out some documents from his bosom, which were written by the patriarchs, how much money and food they would like to donate... The black and white writing was clear, and there was a red handprint on it!
"What?... The old man actually donated money and food, a full three thousand dan?"
"My God?... Is the old man dizzy, or is he in a dream?"
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