Great Wei Nengchen

"Is this rich boy dressed in gorgeous clothes and full of jewels, is my son?" Guo Jia sticks out his tongue three inches, and he really can't connect the little local tyrant in front of him with the 'bear child' in his memory!

"Is this neatly dressed and energetic handsome man my own father?" Guo Yi's tongue almost fell to the ground. The father in his memory: reeking of alcohol and extremely sloppy... Could it be that he went to the wrong door?

This situation was caused by Xiao Yi. On the one hand, he sent someone to inform Guo Jia to make preparations; on the other hand, he re-dressed Guo Yi, which made the father and son feel strange when they met each other!

"Guo's family lived in Yingchuan for generations, passed down poems and books, and cultivated for joy. Instead of working hard and cultivating your mind and character, you envied vanity and came to Xuchang without your father's order. What's the reason?"

Huang Jiang is old and hot, and hooligans are old and slippery. Guo Jia quickly reacted, put on the big hat of "disobedient", and wanted to send his son back to his hometown, so he could keep his eyes clean!

"There is a saying in the book of poetry: All evils and adultery are the first, and all good filial piety is the first. How dare a child abandon the important matter of filial piety for his own selfishness, so he traveled across mountains and rivers to Xuchang to serve his father and lord, in order to do the best of the son of man!"

Dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes to phoenixes, the son of ghosts, with a dark belly and thick skin, what Guo Yi said, cutting and beating, not only found an excuse for himself, but also secretly mocked Dad, your romantic affair, my son knows it well !

There was a fierce battle of words, one positive and the other negative. The father and son had a tie, and they all secretly raised their vigilance. Next, they will fight wits and bravery to see who is better!

"Since that's the case, my son will stay in the mansion. It's good to teach by example as a father. But, the principles of human relations cannot be discarded. Let's meet your aunts first!"

Asking his son to make some sarcasm, Guo Jia also felt a little embarrassed, but fortunately he was well prepared, during the conversation, a charming woman came out, she was one of his concubines!

"My child pays homage to my aunt-Youth will last forever, and I will be blessed and safe!"

The etiquette of the family stipulates that the son of a concubine must salute his aunt. Guo Yi did not dare to neglect, and quickly knelt down on the ground, kowtowing obediently. Salute him!

"Hehe, I don't dare to be a slave, so hurry up and invite me, Young Master... Oh, you have red lips, white teeth, picturesque eyebrows and eyes, you are even more beautiful than girls!"

The concubine hurriedly stretched out her hand to support him, touching and pinching Guo Yi's small face, feeling extremely rare, she took out a golden lock from her bosom and hung it around his neck, it was considered a meeting gift!

After three kowtows, I recognized an aunt, and in exchange for a gift, Guo Yi cushioned the golden lock around his neck, which was heavy, weighing at least a pound, as if he was not at a disadvantage!

Things have developed to this point, the father is kind and the son is filial, the mother and the son recognize each other, the gifts are delivered, the family is harmonious, it seems to be perfect, but the next thing is completely beyond Guo Yi's expectations, it really makes him painful and happy!

"This is your second aunt, my son, hurry up and kowtow, don't be rude!"

With a wave of Guo Jia's hand, another concubine came out from the back hall. She was smiling, as delicate as a flower, and also holding a golden lock in her hand. The estimated weight was at least two catties!

If you want to be a young master, you must abide by the rules of the Marquis Mansion. Guo Yi didn't dare to neglect, knelt on the ground, kowtowed three times, his little face was kneaded again, and there was another golden lock on his neck. Next, the nightmare began...

"This is your third aunt, hurry up and kowtow, don't be rude!"

"This is your fourth aunt, hurry up and kowtow, don't lose your manners!"

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"This 38th aunt who is about to become yours, my son should also kowtow to salute. Anyway, sooner or later, the people behind will continue to come out..."

Back and forth, there was an endless stream, a total of 37 aunts, plus three times the number of "quasi-aunts", that is, house maids, each with a thick and heavy golden lock, like countless life ropes, Slapped it hard...

As time went by, Guo Yi's neck became heavier and heavier, and it became more and more difficult to salute. Every time he had to use all his strength to raise his head, his small body swayed from side to side. For the first time in his life, he began to have a feeling for gold. Without fear, can money really crush people to death?

"I can't do it!... I really can't do it... My waist is going to be broken, and my neck is also broken... Woohoo!"

Half an hour later, Guo Yi was completely limp on the ground, staring at his eyes, foaming at the mouth, unable to do anything except sticking out his tongue and panting!

"You are so young, and your body is so weak, how can you help the country and govern the country in Anbang? I think you came from a long way, and your strength is exhausted. Let me forgive you for the time being. In the future, you will calm down in the morning and evening, and bow down. Do you remember?

Take a good rest. Tomorrow, I will visit my colleagues as my father. They are all your elders. You must meet as a nephew. "

Looking at his son who was limp on the ground, Guo Jia smiled openly, his little tongue fluttered up and down, and taught him a lesson with righteous words. If you want to fight with Lao Tzu, you are so young!

"My child, remember, you will never embarrass your father!"

Thinking of becoming a kowtower, Guo Yi wanted to cry, maybe he shouldn't have come to Xuchang, in fact, he also understood that this was his father's intention to punish him, but "the king is the guide for the subjects, and the father is the guide for the son", the great gift of human relations Press it over, no matter how resourceful you are, you can't think of a way to crack it!

"Forget it, just grit your teeth and persevere. Only when you suffer through hardships can you become a master. Let's see how long you can pretend to be serious. The fox's tail will eventually show. When the time comes...hehe..."

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The next day, Guo Jia changed his decadence, got up early, sat upright in the hall, waited until Guo Yi saluted his aunts, pulled up his dizzy son, and began to visit his colleagues one by one...

Civil and military officials, high officials of the imperial court, all those who have rank and status, regardless of their personal acquaintances, will bring their sons to visit, and the etiquette is extremely thoughtful:

"Feng Xiao brings his son to the door, the humble house is full of splendor, please come in quickly, have a good time with wine, and you will not return if you are not drunk!"

"Mr. Ling is an outstanding talent. He is really a tiger father without a son. I don't know how young he is. Is it suitable for marriage?"

"We met for the first time, a small gift for my nephew, I hope you don't feel disgusted..."

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When a ghost comes to the door, who dares to be negligent, all the officials come and go to greet him, hold banquets and treats, and they are even more enthusiastic towards Guo Yi, giving gifts and asking for details, many people want to marry their daughters to him...

People warmly entertained them, so Guo Yi had no choice but to greet them with a smile, pretending to be cute and naive, no matter who he met, they were all uncles, uncles, grandpas... shouting, and when he received the gift, he had to kowtow to express his gratitude, If you eat wine and meat, you must eat and drink, otherwise it will be rude!

From this day on, Guo Yi went out in a dizzy state, carried it exhausted, not to mention going out to have fun, he didn't even have the strength to speak, partly because he was tired from kowtowing, and partly because he was exhausted from eating...

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"It's over!... His head was smashed, his waist was broken, and his knees were swollen. My lord, I'm afraid the child will go to you... Woohoo!"

Five days later, Guo Yi was completely hopeless. His life was bleak and he had no way out. If he was given another chance, he would never come to Xuchang again. This is not a paradise on earth, it is pure asura hell!

There is no way out, the willows are dark and the flowers are bright, and there is another village. Just when Guo Yi was desperate and was about to hang a belt and stretch his neck in, a turning point appeared. A military order was sent to Weiyang Hou's mansion... He was conscripted !

Dahan-Da Sima's manuscript:

"The son of the Han family, defending the family and defending the country, is justified. Guo Yi, the son of Weiyang Tinghou, is intelligent and courageous. He is recruited into the army and reports to the Xuanjia Army camp within three days. If he violates the order, he will be punished." No mercy!"

Ten days ago, if Guo Yi had been enlisted in the army, he would have resisted desperately. Either he would pretend to be sick, or he would pack his bags and run away. His goal in life was to eat, drink, have fun, and play games in the world of mortals. How could he become a leading soldier?

But now, this conscription order is like a life-saving straw. Thank you, Uncle, you are a living god who saves the suffering!

"Since ancient times, loyalty and filial piety have been difficult to achieve. Now that the world is in chaos and the people are struggling to survive, the only thing a child can do is to be loyal to the country. I hope my father will take care of his health..."

Holding the conscription order, Guo Yi knelt in the lobby, weeping in tears, with an appearance of giving up his family for the country and being unparalleled in loyalty!

"Don't be like this, idiot. It's a great thing to throw a pen into the army and serve the battlefield. I don't want to let go of my father, and I can't delay your future. Besides, Xuanjia Iron Cavalry, the world's elite, has Xiao Lang to take care of you. Father is also relieved..."

"Since this is the case, please take care, father. If the child does not create a career, I will never come back to see you!" Before Guo Jia finished speaking, Guo Yi rushed out like a rabbit, and blocked the way home. Yes, he made a plan in his heart, when he becomes a marquis and comes back with great glory, he won't have to kowtow to others all day long...

"Woooooo!...Young Master, take care all the way!"

"Woooooo!...Hou Ye is too cruel, the only son in the family, how can he be a soldier?"

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When Guo Yi left, there was a lot of crying in the Hou Mansion. Hundreds of concubines surrounded Guo Jia, crying and making noise. They finally had a pistachio, and they ran away after only a few days...