Great Wei Nengchen

Secondly, they were really frightened. From ancient times to the present, Chinese people "respect heaven and earth, and fear ghosts and gods". But after all, he is also a god. Isn't he afraid that the gods will blame the gods and anger the gods for doing this?

Xiao Yi is not afraid, he is really not afraid, he was a naughty child in his previous life, he stabbed swallows, burned ants, caught sparrows, he did many things, catching locusts was one of the games he and his friends often played, They dare to eat it if they catch it. Fire-roasted locusts will turn golden yellow and taste crunchy. Especially in some big restaurants, there are special insect feasts. A plate of fried locusts costs dozens of yuan. Ordinary people can't afford it!

The bronze tripod was kicked down, the three sacrifices were torn off, and the flags on the stage were broken seven or eight times in a row. Finally, Xiao Yi stepped up to the statue of 'Grandpa Locust God' and began to go up and down with malicious intentions. Look up!

Not to mention, the craftsmanship of the craftsman is good, and the statue is so lifelike that if it is placed in later generations, it can be regarded as a work of art, especially the eyes of the Locust God, which really draws the charm, indifference, greed, and madness , Arrogant..., he is more powerful than human eyes, Xiao Yi even compared his height, except for the pair of big beards on the top of his head, he is almost the same as this locust god~~~

"The governor is not allowed, absolutely not!"

"That's Lord Locust God. If you offend him, God will punish you. Come down and kowtow to plead guilty!"

The officials below finally came to their senses at this time, and they wanted to step forward to stop them, but they were stopped by those Xuanjia soldiers, so they had to kneel under the stage, begging and kowtow, and couldn't tell whether they were worshiping the locust god or the locust god. A superintendent who disrespects ghosts and gods!

"A clay sculpture, there is such a god. Today, the governor will let you all see what it means to be able to conquer the sky!"

While speaking, Xiao Yi backhanded and pulled out the 'Sword of Flood Dragon' from his waist. With a flash of cold light, the head of that 'Grandpa Locust God' flew out, and rolled down the stage with a 'pop', smashing beyond recognition. Two big beards and a pair of front teeth all fell off~~

That's not to mention, Xiao Yi kicked up again, kicking on the locust god's chest, the clay statue couldn't hold back his divine power, and suddenly there was a 'crash', it shattered into countless small pieces, and collapsed on the altar!

Looking at the fragments on the ground, Xiao Yi slammed his sword a few times, picked up the Great Seal of the Locust God, and put it in his arms, "That's right, it was made of pure gold, and the weight is quite large, just take it back to smash walnuts , ever since Xiao Jing got the big seal of 'Invincible', Lu Ling'er was very envious, and pestered Xiao Yi for one too, now it's all right, one for each person, saving two little girls Always fighting!"

"Wow! ~~ God! God!"

"The governor really made a move. He chopped off the head of Grandpa Locust God and smashed the idol..."

"Why is there no thunder, no rain, not even a cloud? Could it be that 'Grandpa Locust God' is also afraid of the might of the Great Governor..."

The prefect Qin Yu was dumbfounded, the civil and military officials were dumbfounded, and countless people were dumbfounded. With that sword and kick, not only the locust statue on the altar was broken, but also the gods in their hearts were also turned into pieces. Dust!

However, Chinese people cannot live without gods in their hearts. Grandpa Locust God is gone, but another god statue sits in their hearts, that is, the Governor Xiao who is drawing a sword and scolding the sky on the altar. Gods and ghosts are afraid of evil people. When a person is fierce to the extreme, even ghosts and gods will treat him three points!

"The governor announced that from now on, all temples worshiping the locust god will be destroyed, and those who worship evil gods indiscriminately will be killed without mercy!... In addition, the governor of Henan and Yanzhou will order the people of Henan and Yanzhou to... Destroy gods and destroy locusts!"

Holding the sword in his hand, Xiao Yi gave orders with murderous intent, to block and kill gods, this is the true nature of a man!

567. Chapter 567 See who has eaten whom?

It has been three days since the "locust extermination order" was issued, but the officials and people in Sanyang County have not responded. No one dares to let go of hunting and killing, and let the army of locusts approach step by step, eating up the crops in the fields!

This is not surprising, even though Xiao Yi smashed the statue of the 'Locust God' on the altar, he couldn't get rid of the gods in people's hearts, and the fear accumulated over thousands of years could be erased overnight.

Furthermore, the common people also have their own ideas, "The governor dared to smash the statue of 'Grandpa Locust God' because he was the reincarnation of 'Greedy Wolf Star Lord', he had great luck and was immune to evil. Naturally, there is nothing to be afraid of, but we ordinary people can't do it, how can we dare to offend the locust god sent by God?"

So the locusts continued to eat, the people continued to cry, the officials didn’t dare to worship on the surface, but they secretly offered incense and prayed at home, begging God not to punish themselves, now it’s two gods fighting, and mortals suffer accordingly,’ghost face Xiao Lang' is frightening, and 'Grandpa Locust God' they can't afford to provoke them!

Faced with this situation, Xiao Yi was also very helpless. No matter how big a person's hand is, it cannot cover the entire blue sky. Officials and common people dare not do it. He must not go to the field alone to catch locusts. It seems that Use some extraordinary means to force them to submit!

Having made up his mind, Xiao Yi sneered while touching his little black face, and then gave an order: "Call all the officials, gentry, powerful, and other prestigious people in Shanyang County to come, and the governor will hold a banquet in the camp! "

When the order came out, the entire Shanyang County was moved upon hearing the news, and who would dare not come to treat guests with the 'Ghost Face Xiao Lang', even if you came late. In just two days, hundreds of officials and tyrants gathered at the Xuanjia Army Campus In the camp, many people rushed here day and night on fast horses, and the bumpy ones were foaming at the mouth, and they didn't dare to delay at all. This governor even dared to hit the "locust god", who wouldn't be afraid?

"The governor hastily summoned me to wait. I don't know what's the matter?" Some people had no idea, and began to inquire about the inside story of this banquet, so as not to violate taboos!

"I don't know, the governor's mind is always like a sea, so I can't figure it out!" Everyone shook their heads in unison, 'Ghost Face Xiao Lang''s thoughts are so wild, there is no trace to be found!

"Nine times out of ten, it's because of the locust plague. Could it be that we and the gentry donate some money and food to help the victims?"

"Well, it makes sense, helping the people is a matter of course, and I should be generous!"

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With a quick mind, I think I have guessed a thing or two. This time the locust plague is too large, and there are too many victims who need relief. The government's little food stockpile is definitely not enough. I want to borrow some money and food from the big clans like them, "Well, how much is appropriate to borrow, I definitely can't do less, then half of it~~"

The tyrants have made small calculations in their hearts. No one dares to say no to borrowing. They know the method of "Ghost Face Xiao Lang". If it is less than half of the food stored at home, they may not be able to keep the other half. "What about the Chen family? They were uprooted by the governor, let alone the local tyrants of Shanyang County. Many people even made up their minds to tear up the IOUs when they went out after borrowing money and food." , When the wind blows, it disappears without a trace. This is the choice of a wise man!

"The governor has an order, please enter the tent for a banquet!" At noon, the Chinese military officer Xiaobin came to pass the order, and at the same time looked at everyone with a teasing look, as if something fun was about to happen!

Everyone didn't dare to be negligent, and hurriedly arranged their clothes, and then lined up neatly according to the size of the official position and the level of prestige, and filed in!

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In the big tent, Xiao Yi wore a three-pronged purple gold crown on his head, a black battle robe of hundreds of flowers, and a lion belt around his waist. A noble son who is harmless to humans and animals!

There are not many furnishings in the tent, and there are three long rows of seats on each side, and a huge bronze tripod is placed on the open space in the middle, which weighs five or six hundred catties, and someone with sharp eyes recognized it, "Isn't this a sacrificial offering?" Is the one used by Grandpa Locust God'? The governor is really good at doing things, tearing up the tributes, smashing the statues, and even the sacrificial copper tripods, all brought back!

A red charcoal fire was burning under the copper tripod, and the inside was smoky, full of waste oil rolling up and down. Seeing this scene, everyone in the meeting couldn't help but feel a chill in their hearts, and the legs of those who were less timid began to feel weak!

In this era, what is emphasized is that 'if you don't enjoy the five tripods, you should cook with the five tripods'. Deep-fried living people are a kind of shocking method often used by the superiors. Look at the size of this bronze tripod, throw it in one or two A living person is definitely not a problem, and if you think about the reputation of 'Ghost Face Xiao Lang', he kills people like hemp, and his heart is as hard as iron, he will definitely do this kind of thing!

"Woo~~ I don't know if I can get out alive today!"

"Who is this going to bomb? Don't be me, God bless, bomb someone else~~"

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Many people secretly calculated in their hearts, looking at the posture of the governor, it is estimated that whoever donates less money and food will still be deep-fried in the cauldron, "Wuuuu... half of the family property is not enough, why don't we all donate it?" , It’s better to be poor than to be in a frying pan!”

"Everyone, please sit down. The governor set up a banquet today just to reminisce about the past and has no other intentions!" Xiao Yi had a keen mind and immediately guessed what everyone was thinking. He really didn't want to kill anyone today!

"No! The governor's benevolence is unparalleled, and everyone in the world looks up to him!"

Shan Xiang, who was shouting slogans from the crowd, curled his lips inwardly, "Ghost Face Xiao Lang won't kill people, unless the sun comes out from the north, turns eight times in the sky, and then falls back from the north, that is absolutely impossible!"

"Forget it, let's start the banquet!" Xiao Yi also knew his reputation, and it was useless to explain, so he just clapped his hands, and 'Fat Liu' rushed in with a group of hot soldiers!

In the year of catastrophe, extravagance is not suitable, so the food prepared at the banquet is also very simple. There is a big pot of white rice porridge, steaming, and there are stacks of golden meat pies, oily, and you will have an appetite just looking at it !

Everyone came here day and night, and waited outside the tent for a long time. Their stomachs were already unbearably hungry. Now that they saw the steaming food, they would not be polite. They shook their cheeks, shook their big molars, and ate. Looking at the wind and clouds, looking at the voracious appearance, it is not much different from the locusts in the field!

Not to mention, the food in the army is really good, let’s just say this meatloaf, it’s fragrant and crispy, and chewy, but I don’t know what kind of meat is in it, it’s not livestock like cattle, horses, sheep and pigs, nor like Wild game in the mountains, but it's really delicious!

There are also those who are more thoughtful and think that it is best not to touch the meat that has not been eaten. Our governor, it is said that he likes to eat human flesh. In case..., it is safer to drink porridge, which is very good and delicious. It is thick and melts in the mouth. It seems that some seasonings have been added in it. The fine powder adds a third of the taste. It would be a pity not to drink more than a few bowls!

Seeing that everyone was eating so happily, Xiao Yi was also very happy. He took a piece of meatloaf with his own hands, and tasted it carefully. Serving delicious food, is this the real skill?

How can there be no wine at the banquet, when everyone is almost finished eating, the guards bring big vats of fine wine again, the aroma is overflowing, making people intoxicated!

"How can you have wine without food? Come on, bring me the 'appetizers' prepared by the governor!"

Following Xiao Yi's order, two soldiers brought up a big bamboo basket, which was wrapped in linen and covered with a lid, and there was a sound of 'Sasha' inside, but they didn't know what it was?

"Thank you, Commander-in-Chief, for giving me the wine!"

Everyone's curiosity was also hooked. In the past, the dishes served with wine at banquets were either game from the mountains or fresh fish from the water. Could it be that there are some delicious delicacies today?

Two soldiers carried the bamboo baskets to the giant cauldron, and then they reached out to take off the lid. When everyone looked inside, their scalps became numb and their bodies felt cold. It turned out that the bamboo baskets were full of locusts. , densely packed, several liters in size, and fat, crawling around in the basket, are they still alive?

"Locusts~~Appetizers~"