Great Wei Nengchen

"Stop~stop!...Wait a few more years, love me a lot? What's that called?" The black line on Xiao Yi's little face suddenly thickened again. Although the little girl was very cute, he didn't have that kind of thought in his heart at all. Ah, besides, what Lu Bu said was entrusting his wife and daughter, but he didn't talk about recruiting a son-in-law~~~

"Why, isn't the governor willing to wait a few more years? If that's the case, then I have to let my concubine do it for me. I hope you have pity on the willow!" While speaking, Diao Chan stood up and took off the outer soft armor first. Then there are women's shirts, middle clothes, and small clothes... showing a proud figure and a large piece of white skin. Under the light, it looks like a fairy in a dream~~ This is the body that has conquered two heroes. !

Xiao Yi was stunned. It's not that he has never seen a woman before, nor has he seen a woman undressed, but Diao Chan~ Lu Ling'er...beautiful woman~ little loli, what is this all about?

Before he had time to think about it, Xiao Yi jumped up from his seat and rushed out without looking back. If he stayed any longer, he would not be able to clean himself up even if he jumped into the Yellow River. Moreover, he had to admit that Diao Chan's allure was too strong. Bigger~~

"It is said that a hero is sad for a beauty. Hehe, I am not a hero, but I will not do something like occupying other people's wives and daughters... Whoever said that the time-traveling clan is all stallions, I have to use myself to prove it. 'Seeing those who are not interested in lust' ~~ Well, first wipe off the saliva~~"

In the back hall, Diao Chan stood there with half-open clothes, staring at Xiao Yi as he ran out like a rabbit, dazed for a while, first laughed foolishly, and then cried loudly at his desk, pear blossoms were crying with rain, pain gut-breaking~~

"Wen Hou, in the last round, you finally found the right person!"

517. Chapter 517 The situation rises again

Women are troublesome, and their troublesomeness is directly proportional to their appearance. The more beautiful they are, the more troublesome they will cause. They will cry, make trouble, act like a baby, and lose their temper...

In short, if you don't get the three souls of men out of your body, you won't be exhausted, and the most important thing is - this world cannot lack women, otherwise, that will be the biggest trouble!

Xiao Yi has a lot of troubles, because he also has a lot of women, Zhe Lan, Cai Wenji, Zhao Yanran, Cao Jie, Zhen Mi who is far away in Hebei, the little queen who doesn't know where she is... and now Diao Chan is on her back. , Lu Linger, one big and one small, two burdens~~

The world only sees tens of thousands of flowers passing by, without a single leaf touching the body, but who would have thought that these beautiful flowers are all thorny, even poisonous!

People with low emotional intelligence are not good at dealing with women. Xiao Yi is like this. First he was killed by a little woman, and then he was frightened and fled by a big woman. Some things I am good at~~Drinking!

Wine is a good thing, it can cheer you up, relieve your worries, and forget a lot of troubles, and there are two advantages for Xiao Yi to drink. First of all, he never lacks good wine by his side. There is always a large amount of fine wine in the big tent, ready to take at any time!

It is precisely because there is a big governor who is addicted to alcohol, and everyone in the Xuanjia Army likes to drink a few sips. In the end, fine wine, military rations, and fodder have become a must-have military material, which is indispensable for a day !

Secondly, he has the best drinking buddy, who is always there on call, even if he doesn’t call, and has a sharp nose. Jia wobbled into the big tent~~

According to the old rules, one person drinks three bowls of wine first, and then talks. The bodyguards have already withdrawn. Everyone knows that the wine quality of these two people is not very good. If only the two of them can understand, this is called meeting bosom friends in wine, and you don't need too much, just one!

"Both big and small, Xiao Lang is really a blessing, and I'm envious of being a brother!" Guo Jia is a famous libertine, especially when drinking, he can't do without women!

"Big and small? What do you mean?" Xiao Yihan's pores tightened, and an ominous premonition rose in his heart. It couldn't be...

"Of course it's Lu Bu's wife and daughter. Now who doesn't know that Governor Xiao didn't even attend the celebration banquet, so he was busy receiving the 'trophy', tsk tsk!~~Diao Chan is the most beautiful in the world, and Yan Shi heard that it is too A beautiful woman who is as beautiful as a flower and like a jade, ~~ kills two birds with one stone~~ The beauty is not shallow!"

"These are all rumors spread by that bastard? Are you slandering me so much?" Xiao Yi's face was no longer drawn with black lines, but as black as splashed ink. He didn't even touch the little fingers of the two women, why...

"Then you entered the mansion at noon and came out at dusk, with a tired look on your face, what are you doing?" Guo Jia's gossiping heart also broke out, and a pair of small eyes flashed back and forth, which made people very suspicious. Those rumors were written by him!

"I'm playing a game of 'tiger eats piglet' with Lu Bu's daughter... Bah, it's a chess game, it's going to be miserable if you lose, and you'll be defeated..." Xiao Yi began to bleach himself, but in the end there were more and more smears. suspected...

"Oh? The majestic governor, leaving two beauties alone, spends half a day with a little girl... and playing the 'tiger eats piglet' children's game, interesting..., say it yourself Do you believe it?"

"I don't believe it either!" Xiao Yi lay on the ground dejectedly, his face getting darker and darker, it seemed that he was going to get a bad reputation again...

"Don't be afraid, even the people in the world don't believe you, and my brother also believes in you. The ghost face Xiao Lang will never think anything wrong with these two weak girls..." Guo Jia is indeed a good friend, and he will help you at critical moments!

"Feng Xiao, good brother, you still understand me best in the world!" Xiao Yi's face was touched!

"Of course, good brother, we drink together when we have wine, we share difficulties together!" Guo Jia's face was full of loyalty!

"By the way, why do you trust me so much?"

"Simple, does Xiao Lang love Lolita? Beautiful women don't suit your taste. If you want to talk about that little girl..."

Xiao Yi: ... "Woooo, I'll fight with you, watch the punches!"

Guo Jia: ... "Who is afraid of whom, Xiao Mian, give me a kick!"

After a lot of laughing and fighting, Guo Jia, who was finally powerless, pressed the brave Xiao Yi to the ground, punched him hard, and showed off his majesty...

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"Okay, don't pretend to be dead, let me tell you two serious things!" After laughing enough, Guo Jia's expression changed, "During the celebration banquet just now, some local folks and elders from Xiapi came and begged to leave Liu Bei as Xuzhou shepherd. , the ruling party!"

"Ah Fu with big ears?...You're so quick to strike!" Xiao Yi has a low EQ, but a high IQ. He is as dumb as a lamb in front of women, but when he deals with the heroes of the world, he immediately reveals his true colors like a wolf. !

"How did the Prime Minister deal with it?"

"The prime minister thinks that Liu Bei has made great achievements, so he needs to play the title of emperor first, and then canonize him in the name, which delays the matter!" Guo Jia also had a slight chill in his eyes, and he was also very vigilant towards Liu Bei!

"As expected of the prime minister, good tricks, as long as Liu Bei is brought back to Xuchang and placed under house arrest, he will never even think about stepping into Xuzhou again in his life, just like he will never be able to bite his own nose!" Xiao Yi nodded. Cao Cao's handling method is very agreeable, Liu Bei is a golden scale trapped in a small pond, and he should not be given a chance, otherwise, he will turn into a dragon when encountering a storm!

"By the way, what's the other important thing?"

"Look for yourself!" Guo Jia looked serious, and took out a secret report from his bosom, with three feathers attached to it, "Bingzhou urgent report, Zhang Yang is dead!"

"What?" Xiao Yi was startled, turned over and sat up, took the military newspaper and read it carefully, the record was very clear: "Yuan Shao took the opportunity of his birthday banquet to build plank roads, cross Chencang secretly, and sent General Yan Liang to lead the army ten Wan entered the territory of Bingzhou, Zhang Yang was caught off guard, defeated like a mountain, and finally died in the chaos of the army, the land of Bingzhou has been annexed by Yuan Shao, and a new governor was appointed, that is, his nephew Gao Gan~~"

In addition, the military newspaper also mentioned: Yanmen guards Zhang Zhuan and Yang He were unwilling to surrender to Yuan and could not withstand Yan Liang's army. In desperation, they led their troops northward to the grassland and fled to Zhao Xincheng~~

After reading the news about Yanmen Pass, Xiao Yi let out a sigh of relief. Zhao Yanran is here on the grassland, and she will definitely resettle her old unit, so there is no need to worry~~

However, Yuan Shao won Bingzhou. From then on, the four states of You, Qing, Ji, and Bing became one, and the vast land north of the Yellow River was named "Yuan". Occupying such a good strategic position, the soldiers and horses in Hebei can be condescending and attack everywhere at any time. If he unites the Huns in the north and the Qiangs in the west, no one in the world will be able to subdue him, unless He's messed up inside

"No, you can't stay in Xuzhou for a long time. The army must return to Xuchang immediately, and hurry up to prepare for the battle. When the autumn wind blows, the two sides will probably have a big battle!"

Two heroes do not stand side by side, there is only one throne for the overlord of the world, Cao and Yuan must have a decisive battle, thinking of this, Xiao Yi's eyes light up, his whole body is surrounded by murderous aura...

There are many talents under Yuan Shao's command, including Wen Youtian Feng, Ju Shou, Shen Pei, Ji Feng, Xu You, etc., Wu You Yan Liang, Wen Chou, Zhang He, Gao Lan, Chun Yu Qiong and others~ Civil and military splendor, incomparable!

However, when you meet the strong, you will be strong, and some challenges are interesting. If you can compete with these heroes on the battlefield and decide the outcome of their lives, it will be a great joy in life!

"Don't worry, the Prime Minister has issued an order. The army will set off tomorrow and return to Xuchang without delay. In addition, Yu Jin will guard Xuzhou, Xu Huang will guard Xiaoguan, and guard against the 'little overlord' Sun Ce's sneak attack from behind!" Guo Jia is also full of fighting spirit. , meeting Hebei heroes for a while, is it not his big dream!

"Working together, we will fight Hebei Hero!"

"Brothers join forces, let's see who will make the world's wind and cloud come from?"

Two big hands are tightly held together, brother is by my side, I am invincible in the world!

518. Chapter 518 Lifetime partner

It's the same drinking, but everyone's reaction after drunk is completely different. Some people are crazy when they are drunk, laughing loudly, while others are hurt and cry bitterly when they are drunk. Guo Jia is undoubtedly the kind of wine with better quality. , fell asleep in the big tent, and snored like thunder, more honest than a dead pig, at this time, even if he is carried out and sold, he probably won't wake up!

Of course, Xiao Yi was just thinking about it in his heart. If he really sold this 'ghost' for a price of pork, Cao Cao would probably chase him all over the camp with a sword, and then kill Guo Jia at all costs. If he redeemed it, even if he lost a whole state, this traitor would not shake his head.

When he was in Xuchang, Cao Cao often said to people in private, "Heaven bestows filial piety, a unparalleled genius, as long as he assists, even if the land of Yan, Yu, and Si is lost, I have the confidence to regain it~~ "

Since then, people have called Guo Jia "the talent of the three states", which shows how important he is in the Caoying Group!

The opposite is Xiao Yi. Someone also asked Cao Cao, "If Governor Xiao is kidnapped, how much land and city is the prime minister willing to exchange?"

As a result, the big man's prime minister curled his mouth, only raised a finger, and then began to shake it desperately, which meant, "I won't let a single inch of land out of a city!"