Great Wei Nengchen

Xiao Yi hurriedly got off the horse, and took the old man off the horse with his own hands. Sure enough, the old man's bones were almost torn apart, his legs were weak, his eyes were scattered, his whole body was trembling, and he looked like he was traveling westward!

"Little old man pays homage to the governor!"

"Great governor, you are rich and auspicious, you are a prince for thousands of generations, you have many sons and grandchildren~~ Don't kill anyone!"

At first I thought the old man was jolting, but later I realized that it was because of fright. When I learned that it was "Ghost Face Xiao Lang" who invited him, the old man was almost so frightened that he knelt down on the ground and kowtowed like a chicken eating broken rice ~~

"Don't worry, the old man, the governor didn't mean to hurt you!" Xiao Yi couldn't laugh or cry, his reputation was bad, and after spending a long time, he finally calmed down the old man, and then they heard a shocking news!

"Back to the governor, the little old man has lived in Yubi for generations, and he knows the origin of Xiapi City very well. After Emperor Gao founded the country, he canonized six kings of the opposite sex. Among them, the general Han Xin was named King of Chu, and this Xiapi city Picheng was the capital of Chu State at that time, and all the city defenses were designed by General Han Xin!"

"Fuck!... Han Xin, the celestial warrior, the invincible god of war, Xiapi City was actually written by him, no wonder it is so powerful!" Xiao Yi and the others looked at each other. In the Han Dynasty, no one did not know the existence of Han Xin. That is the pronoun of 'ever victorious and invincible'!

"Dare to ask the old man, is there any loophole in Xiapi City? Or is there any legend left?"

"Back to the governor, the little old man dares to guarantee with his worth and life, there are no loopholes, Xiapi City is extremely strong, one man guards the gate, and ten thousand people cannot open it. It has never been breached for hundreds of years, but there is a song Stay!" Saying this, the old man cleared his throat and began to recite...

In the city lone peaks rise,

Surrounded by double waters outside the city,

Gold and iron horses compete for the front,

There must be many wars!

………………

Looking at the sawtooth of the city wall from a distance,

There are military caves hidden inside,

Ren Er is as brave as an overlord,

It is difficult to break this city in a hundred years!

"It's hard to break in a hundred years? Han Xin really has a big tone. Don't you hear that the latecomers will come first, and the governor must break through Xiapi!" Looking at the majestic pass in front of him, Xiao Yi had an infinite fighting spirit in his heart, and he could fight four hundred It is a great blessing in life to fight against the "Fairy of the Military Academy" in front of you!

499. Chapter 499

"The fairy of the military family is well-deserved!"

Xiao Yi walked around Xiapi City for a day, and immediately after returning home, he made a sand table model and repeated the deduction, failure, failure, failure... In three days, there were a total of twelve simulated attacks, without exception, All ended in failure!

The city is high, the pool is deep, the ground is dangerous, and the defense is perfect. There are at least [-] elite soldiers stationed in the city, and the money and food are also sufficient. There is no way!

One person is short in wit and two are wise. After thinking hard and to no avail, Xiao Yi invited his good friend Guo Jia, and the two deduced the battle of Xiapi together on the sand table. Then Cheng Yu came, and so did Xun Yu and Xun You Finally, even Prime Minister Cao Cao also came, and everyone brainstormed together to discuss how to conquer Xiapi and break the myth of the "Soldier Immortal"...

In the end, everyone agreed that the defense of Xiapi City was flawless. Even if 20 troops were filled in, it would be difficult to break through the city. The general has made up his mind, the city has no shortage, the people have shortages, and the pride is like Han Xin, isn't it planted in the hands of Han Gaozu?

"I'm afraid it won't be that easy to trick 'Tiger Jiu' out of the city?"

"Well, after suffering and gaining wisdom, Lu Bu has been defeated several times in a row. Lu Bu has changed from a 'flying general' to a 'turtle general'. He is completely unable to hold on to his posture!"

"Even if he wants to go out of the city to fight, Chen Gong will probably try his best to dissuade him. This person is very intelligent, and ordinary tricks can't hide him!"

Everyone expresses their opinions, and the general method cannot lead the 'tiger' out of the hole, unless...

"Then scold Lu Bu out, people need face, trees need bark, let's see how long he can endure!" Xiao Yi said with a dark face, and made a final decision, and then selected talents in the army to scold him!

Scolding is a technical job. What is important is to hook up the enemy's anger in a few words, like a red-eyed bull, rushing out fearlessly to die. If you want to do this, you must have a loud voice , slick teeth, thick skin and black belly!

First of all, the voice must be loud, and it must be able to roar two miles away, and the voice floats into the enemy's ears clearly. In this era without loudspeakers, it all depends on one's own ability. It must be that kind of confidence. Only a strong man with feet, big lungs, and a wide voice can do it!

If you don't have this ability, then don't accept the job of scolding, otherwise the voice will be too low, and scolding will be in vain, or you can go to the bottom of the city wall to scold, so that the enemy will hear it, but the arrows will follow Here we go, I won't shoot you into a hedgehog!

Secondly, if you have good eloquence, you can swear three times when others swear one sentence, and you can swear three times without repeating it. The ability to jump up from the cemetery that the dead scolded will do!

In the end, you have to be thick-skinned, because scolding battles are often fought by both sides, and the enemy will not stand there honestly and let you scold, so not only must you scold in various tricks, but you must also suppress the opponent's scolding hands. As for Take all kinds of bad words from the other party as compliments during the Chinese New Year!

If you don't have these two moves, it's better not to go out to be conspicuous, otherwise the enemy is not angry yet, and you spit out three mouthfuls of old blood first, then it's not scolding, it's death!

To say that there are really many talents among Cao Jun, under such high requirements, after a series of selections, more than 200 qualified "swearing players" were selected, all of whom were one in a thousand scolding talents, just take one out and let them go In later generations are tenor material!

There are more than 200 people. If you want to scold in a uniform, rhythmic, layered, and connotative way, you have to choose a team leader. After a lot of recommendation and comparison, you finally found this top character~~~' Fat Liu ! '

As a cook, life in the army is relatively boring. Others are practicing swords, guns and halberds, but they deal with pots and pans. In addition, they have a lot of spare time, so quarreling has become an important hobby for them Activities, and 'Fat Liu' is one of the best, known as 'invincible in the entire army, one person can stop a million soldiers', which greatly increased the prestige of the black armored cavalry!

After receiving the military order, "Fat Liu" was not ambiguous. He threw down the iron pot and set off with more than 200 "swearing soldiers". There is a strange-looking thing rolled out of iron sheet, it is Xiao Yi's drawing overnight, and let the military generals forge a scolding magic weapon~~~big horn!

At the same time, all the troops of Cao Jun mobilized and set up nets in all directions. Xiao Yi personally led the 'Xuanjia cavalry' to follow behind those scolding soldiers. As long as Lu Bu dared to take a step out of Xiapi City, he would be taught to come. no reply.

At this point, everything is ready, let's scold!

"Slave of the three surnames - Lu Bu, get out quickly, and I will fight to the death with Fat Lord!" With a roar, the loudspeaker made of iron sheets magnified Fat Liu's voice several times, not only the people in the city could hear it It was so clear that even Cao Jun soldiers in the distance could hear it!

"You were originally a wild breed of Western Qiang, pretending to be a descendant of the Chinese Miao, mixed up in the army, and made a living by worshiping your godfather and begging for mercy. Today, your fat man showed mercy and asked you to be named Liu again?

Lu Bu's son, brazen and brazen, falsely called "the most brave general in the world", defeated Hulao once, Chang'an twice, Jibei three times, Xiaoguan four times..., you were kicked out like a bereaved dog. Most governors and boots think your hands are rough, "Ghost Face Xiao Lang", that is the invincible general who is invincible in all battles! "

The scolding sounded like thunder, "Fat Liu" roared, and the scolders behind him just yelled. They were well-organized and coordinated seamlessly. They deserved to be a group of professional scolders!

At the head of Xiapi City, Lu Bu was patrolling the defense with Fang Tian's painted halberd in his hand. When he heard the scolding, he was furious, especially the sentence of "three surnames slaves", which made his real soul almost come out of his anger!

"Xiao Lang, do you dare to insult me?"

Looking at the banners outside, Lu Bu knew who sent these 'swearers'. As for the vicious words of 'house slaves with three surnames', only the black-bellied 'ghost-faced Xiao Lang' could think of them. Come out, "Order troops and prepare horses, this general is going out of the city to fight them to the death!"

"Marquis Wen must not raise troops because of anger. As the saying goes, 'If you can't bear it, you can make big plans'. Now that the enemy is strong and we are weak, it all depends on the height of Xiapi City. There is no going back!"

Chen Gong hastily spoke out to dissuade them. Today's Xiapi City is like a small boat on the sea. If there is a little carelessness, the ship will be destroyed and people will die. What's more terrible is that the captain is the brave and foolhardy Lu Bu!

"How about the scolding outside the city? Can this general bear it?"

"I turned a deaf ear to it, just thought it was a gust of wind blowing by him!"

Just when the two were talking on the top of the city, those "swearers" changed again. It turned out that a group of people started to write and perform their own songs, and their performance was ~~ "Fengyi Pavilion!" '

A handsome young soldier is in charge of playing Diao Chan, wearing a bright red dress, walking like a lotus, with an orchid on his index finger, with a frown and a smile, he really has a bit of talent for reversing the strings.

At this time, 'Lu Bu' appeared, also a slender man, wearing a sack, a hemp rope around his waist, a black pot on his head, and a big iron halberd on his shoulders. He was dressed in an absolutely original ecology, and he would kneel everywhere when he came on stage. Recognizing his godfather, he ran up to Xiao Yi and kowtowed one. The little mouth called sweet, and he had an authentic Bingzhou-Jiuyuan accent...

As for "Dong Zhuo", it was played by Fat Liu himself, with a huge body, wearing a brocade robe, and a beard made of a horse's tail, sitting there with a big horse with a golden knife, not to mention, it's really tasteful !

The rest of the plot is simple, as soon as 'Lu Bu' met 'Dong Zhuo', he immediately knelt down and called his godfather, bowed and kowtowed, and specially found an iron basin to serve 'Dong Zhuo' to wash his feet, flattering him to the fullest He is very capable, and he will stick out his tongue when he is praised, he is full of lackeys, in short, he can act as disgusting~~

The father and son worked hand in hand, making all sorts of ugly appearances, until Diao Chan appeared, the two men turned into werewolves at once, and howled up to the sky... Then there was flirting, catching rape in the backyard, and throwing halberds at the gate of the house~~

This wonderful performance can be described as three points to the bone, and the acting skills of several actors are also very good. They almost restored the history and made some artistic exaggerations. Not only the Xuanjia Army watched it with relish, but also the Xuzhou soldiers in the city Stretching their necks to appreciate, seeing the beauty, the soldiers of the two armies applauded at the same time~~