Great Wei Nengchen

If someone else sees this scene, I don’t know how many jaws will drop. You know, everyone in the small Taoist temple dreams of riding the "Thousand Miles of Moyan Horse" to try the speed that is like riding the wind and fog. Unfortunately, everyone wants to climb Guys who get on horseback will be kicked out by 'Cabbage', and those who get on their backs will be bitten...

Faced with such a 'cabbage' who puts more emphasis on sex than friends, Xiao Yi can only sigh secretly, 'The queen is the queen! 'The aura is really too strong...

Fortunately, now 'My Lady Queen' doesn't bite him anymore. Whenever Xiao Yi practiced boring in the water, she watched silently on the river bank. He brought delicious food, and even wiped Xiao Yi's sweat with his small handkerchief. He was a virtuous mess, but every time he saw the tooth scar on his arm, he would remind Xiao Yi, don't be fooled by the illusion of tenderness in front of him, women are tigers ah! ...

The more beautiful a woman is, the more she can deceive others. This is a lesson learned by countless heroes through blood and tears.

Think about Zhang Wuji, the horribly foolish boy who was cheated...

Think about Zhou Zhiruo, a black-bellied girl who looks innocent and looks like a fairy...

"Cherish life, stay away from beautiful women!"

Sure enough, today 'My Lady Queen' made a request; "Brother Wuchou, tell me a story?" After speaking, a pair of small peach blossom eyes began to discharge desperately, and the current was extremely strong, making Xiao Yi feel as if he was experiencing The second sky thunder quenched the body in general.

Looking at the innocent eyes of the little girl, Xiao Yi felt as if countless crows were flying around his head. "I am a big man who is over 30 years old in my heart, telling a story to a seven or eight-year-old girl? This is too embarrassing..."

But seeing the tearful and pitiful look of 'My Lady Queen', Xiao Yi finally gave in.

Of course, even if killed, Xiao Yi would not admit that he gave in because he saw the 'Queen' showing those little canine teeth and gritting her teeth. The 'Queen' really does bite...

"Okay! Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a little girl who sold matches...no,...now there are no matches!

Once upon a time there was a beautiful Snow White... and a magic mirror..."

A woman's lacrimal glands are well developed, and this has nothing to do with her age. Every time a story is told, Xiao Yi's clothes are wetted by 'Mrs. Ask, "Brother Wuchou! Then who do you think is the most beautiful woman in the world?..."

"Of course it is you, my noblest, cutest, kindest, and most beautiful queen!" Looking at the smiling little girl in bright spring, Xiao Yi said so, and at the same time he secretly added: "The one with the sharpest teeth ..."

40. Chapter 40

It is said that love grows over time, and sure enough, Xiao Yi and the 'queen' developed feelings after getting along for a long time. Of course, this is not love between a man and a woman. A black lightning bolt may strike him again, and he will be wiped out in ashes; that is a kind of confidant feeling, a kind of soul recognition!

Since crossing over to this world, although Xiao Yi has known many people and made some friends who can be entrusted to life and death, he has always been lonely in the spiritual world, and that loneliness and emptiness are from the soul.Although he is already a standard Han family man in terms of appearance and the way of clothing, food, housing and transportation, but in terms of way of thinking, he is still a modern person. Modern values ​​and a modern world view have already been deeply rooted in him. Into his blood, this kind of thing can never be changed.

The people around, including the elegant and immortal 'Wushouzi' old Taoist, can't understand Xiao Yi's spiritual world. No matter what Xiao Yi does, they will only think that this young man is very enchanting and different, and they can trust him Xiao Yi, they can rely on Xiao Yi, they can even entrust their lives to Xiao Yi, but none of them can really understand Xiao Yi.

But the 'Queen' is different from them. Although she is very small, she is extremely smart, and her IQ is outrageously high. No matter what Xiao Yi tells her, even if it is an unconstrained idea, she can be a very good listener. Because of Xiao Yi's leaping thinking steps, Xiao Yi almost asked in surprise several times: "Little girl, are you also from time travel?"

A daughter is easy to get, but a confidant is hard to find, let alone a confidante, although this confidante is a bit younger and her breasts have not developed at all, but this does not prevent 'My Lady Queen' from becoming Xiao Yi when Xiao Yi is lonely and empty. The best object of presentation.

From the Three Emperors and Five Emperors to the Qin Emperor and Han Wu, from the contention of a hundred schools of thought to the dominance of Confucianism, military affairs, economy, culture, vertical and horizontal, yin and yang, Xiao Yi almost crazily expounded his true thoughts on the world in a way of thinking big explosion, or in other words He was talking about his loneliness and loneliness!After speaking out the distress in his heart, he really felt much more comfortable, but Xiao Yi never thought that his all-encompassing expositions would gradually cultivate the 'queen' into a real queen invisibly!Xiao Yi never thought that what he thought he had planted was a peach seed, but in the end it would produce a coquettish poppy flower, and the traverser is not omnipotent or omniscient!

In the long life of human beings, joy and happiness are always short-lived, and more are sorrow and parting.The summer flowers are all blooming and the autumn wind is coming. Today's "Master Queen" is very beautifully dressed, but she is also crying very sadly. Her beautiful peach eyes are almost crying into "drunken flowers". There is no Snow White, nor Cinderella. The situation in the Jingxiang area has completely stabilized, and her father, who is the sheriff, sent someone to pick up their mother and daughter and return to the south.

"Brother Wuchou! Will you miss me?" It was obvious that little Lolita was extremely reluctant in her heart.

"Yes, for sure!" Xiao Yi didn't lie this time, although he has always believed in the creed that he never tires of cheating, he never cheats on women!

"Brother Wuchou, will you go to Jingzhou to see me?"

"Yes, of course!"

"Brother Wuchou! I want to give you a gift!" Little Lolita flashed her peachy eyes, and once again showed her pair of canine teeth!

"Hiss!..." Xiao Yi immediately hid his arm, which had almost become his conditioned reflex, and the memory of that tooth mark was too deep for him.

But this time, he got a gentle kiss one after another, squatting halfway (otherwise Her Lady Queen would not be able to reach it), Xiao Yi touched his cheek, happy like a flower.After receiving a gift, it is natural to return the gift.

In the cold rain and the river night into Wu, Pingming sees off at Chu Shangu.

Relatives and friends in Luoyang asked each other, and a heart of ice was in the jade pot. ---Author: Pirated Edition, Wen Chao Gong, Xiao Yi!

But apparently 'My Lady Queen' is very dissatisfied with this, how can a poem be exchanged for the Queen's first kiss, although the little Lolita immediately recorded this poem firmly in her heart, but this does not prevent her from further extorting gifts , being unreasonable is one of the privileges of women!

In desperation, Xiao Yi had no choice but to offer his first kiss, kissing the little girl's forehead lightly, and promised that in the future, he would definitely ride a 'cabbage' and step on colorful clouds... No, he would bring a thousand soldiers with him. After Ma went to marry her promise, the little girl disappeared into life...

Men have a bad habit. When there is a girl nagging you all day long, you will feel that women are very annoying; but when this nagging suddenly disappears one day, you will not be able to help it. To miss the person who bothers you, Xiao Yi is the same, whenever he is practicing boring by the river alone, he can't help but start to miss the 'Queen in Red' who can bite people, loneliness is shrouded again he……

For this common problem that almost all men will have, there is a term that can make the most reasonable and appropriate description ----- cheap!

It's just that no one expected that after several years, when the two met again, their identities had undergone tremendous changes, to the point that even though they were close at hand, they were still so far away!

The Queen is gone, but life still has to go on. The old Taoist 'Wu Shouzi' is busy collecting medicines, treating diseases, and saving people every day. In his spare time, he plays Go with Xiao Yi and often abuses him; The business is getting better and better, and now the ironware with the bull's head mark is sold all over Youzhou, and even appears on the grasslands outside the Great Wall; under the management of Fatty Cao, Wuchouju is in good order, bringing a lot of profits every day, Xiao Yi He has complete trust in him, and this trust comes from his recognition of Liang's father and son, they will never send him a wretch...

Daniel and Ma Liu are practicing martial arts diligently, and cobbler Zhang Ji is still thinking about revenge day and night. It seems that everyone has their own goals in life, except for Xiao Yi. Peerless BMWs, peerless magic weapons, and huge amounts of money are all dreamed of in previous lives. Now he has everything he wants, and even now, as long as he hooks his hand, beautiful women will automatically rush up...

Once a person achieves his goal of struggle, he will become blind and passive. As an otaku in his previous life, he never had any great goals. He was a hero and saved mankind. That was the life of a superman in underwear; Worrying, messing around and waiting for death are the days that Xiao Yi is looking forward to the most in his heart, and these have all come true, so poor Xiao Yi's children's shoes are lost on the road of life, but luckily!When he was at a loss and couldn't find his way, the wheel of history pushed him hard and brought him into a chaotic world of changing winds and clouds...

It is now the fifth year of Zhongping in the Han Dynasty, 188 A.D., autumn.

Emperor Ling of Han was still drunk in the harem, enjoying his happy life as an emperor, and had no tendency to interfere in the country's government affairs; but he didn't know that his lifeline was about to come to an end.

The 'Ten Permanent Attendants' are still making a fortune by prostitution, and at the same time fighting with the great general He Jin, the uncle of the country, but never thought that one day this huge empire would collapse under the gnawing of these moths...

Cao Cao, the future "capable minister in troubled times, a traitor in troubled times!" is still working as a small captain of the Dianjun in the Xiyuan Forbidden Army. His talent has not been recognized by anyone, and naturally there is no improvement in his official career. .

Liu Bei's luck was good, and he was named Sima of the other department by his old classmate Gongsun Zan. Although he was only a small official with the size of a sesame seed, compared with his original job of weaving straw sandals, it was already a great improvement.

This year, the 7-year-old future 'Wu Taizu' Sun Quan began to replace his second deciduous tooth...

41. Chapter 41 Ghost Face Xiao Lang

"Three-layer quilt covered with wheat in winter, sleep with steamed buns next year!" Several heavy snowfalls last winter brought sufficient moisture to the land in Youzhou, and in the golden autumn of October, the fragrance of corn wafted everywhere, 'Wow Huting' also got a big ripening year; the farmers who have been busy for a year can finally receive the golden corn at home; looking at the warehouse full of grain, thinking that my family will not go hungry again this year, Everyone has happy smiles on their faces. For ordinary people in China, being able to have a full stomach is the greatest happiness. For an emperor, as long as he can feed all the people under his rule, It will be called the holy king, and the people regard food as the sky! ...

As usual, after practicing boring in the river, Xiao Yi took 'Cabbage' back to Wushouju and prepared to drink a few cups to dredge the blood and get rid of physical fatigue. The old rules brought them two jars of fine wine.

Xiao Yi's drinking is very simple, he doesn't need any appetizers, he doesn't need to sing or dance, he doesn't even need the wine bowl, he just slaps the Kaifeng clay and drinks it with the jar, the current Wushou wine is extremely strong after secondary distillation, the strongest Men just use sea bowls to drink, and there are many generous and elegiac people in the land of Yanzhao. They have always regarded those who can drink spirits as true heroes. Now seeing Xiao Yi's drinking style, the guests in the shop all clapped their hands and applauded. .As for the 'cabbage', they have their own wide-mouthed wooden barrels for drinking. After the buddy pours the wine, there must be a side dish for it to serve with the wine---cabbage heart!

'Cabbage' sticks its big head into the barrel, drinking wine like a black dragon absorbs water, takes a sip of wine, then eats a mouthful of cabbage heart, it is so beautiful that it keeps flicking its long tail... In other words, the more alcohol 'Cabbage' can drink now When he got bigger, he could even drink as much as Xiao Yi. Now this scene of people drinking wine together has become a scene of Crouching Tiger Pavilion, and everyone is amazed to see it.

After drinking happily, Xiao Yi discovered that only Fatty Cao, the shopkeeper, and some handsome assistants were busy in the hotel today, while Daniel, Ma Liu and others were gone; after asking curiously, all the assistants They were dejected and silent, like roosters who had lost the election, they just pointed at the small temple in the center of the Crouching Tiger Pavilion in unison.

There is a small temple in the center of the Crouching Tiger Pavilion, the gate is locked all year round, and no one ever goes to offer incense and make a wish, so Xiao Yi still doesn't know where the god is enshrined. With strong curiosity, he rode Followed 'Cabbage' to the square in front of the small temple. It turned out that Niu and Ma took Wuchoujuli's other buddies to practice dancing here. The postures were neat and uniform, and the movements were rough and simple mysterious dances. It immediately caught Xiao Yi's attention.

Because this year's farmer is very ripe and has a good harvest, and the business of Wuchou wine is booming, the people of Crouching Tiger Pavilion have benefited greatly. to celebrate.

Nuo is a traditional folk ritual of beating drums to drive away epidemic ghosts; the performers of Nuo dance, with disheveled hair and animal skins, hold spears and shields, and make the sound of "Nuo Nuo" in their mouths.Everyone has red hair and colorful clothes, holds hemp whips several feet long in their hands, shakes them loudly, and shouts the names of various gods who specialize in eating evil spirits, and dances with gongs and drums to the music.It expresses exorcism, catching ghosts, exorcising diseases and so on.In the hearts of the ancient Chinese, gods can be invited, ghosts can be frightened, typical bullying and fearing the hard...

And Daniu, Ma Liu and others are practicing the dance on the "Dan Nuo". Curie works.

Since time-traveling, Xiao Yi, who had almost no entertainment other than hunting and fishing, immediately became very interested in this kind of folk party-style entertainment, and actively hoped to participate in it, but as soon as this wish was raised, He was immediately resolutely rejected by all the guys headed by Niu and Ma.

It is very frustrating that the dignified boss of "Wuchouju" will be rejected by a group of guys!

And the reason for being rejected made Xiao Yi dumbfounded. It turned out that to dance the "Nuo Dance", you must choose those burly, hideous and ugly men. Only such people can dance with that primitive and rough aura, so this time Those selected for the performance are all burly and fleshy guys. As for the handsome butchers, they all stay in Wushouju to serve the dishes. The best cheerleading team, and the 16-year-old Xiao Yi has sword eyebrows and eagle eyes, a wolf back and a waist; he is definitely handsome, especially the two 'dimples' on his face add to this handsomeness cute……

Finally figured out why those guys who stayed in Wushouju looked like defeated roosters; Xiao Yi immediately had black lines all over his face, it turns out that being handsome is sometimes a kind of original sin...