I had no choice but to crawl out of the coffin, turned around and kicked hard. The golden nanmu coffin, which weighed hundreds of kilograms, was kicked and shook a few times. From the dense marks on it, it can be seen that this kind of thing is often occurring!

Since ancient times, emperors and generals have all avoided death and prolong life. In order to stay in the world of mortals for a long time, they have tried all kinds of methods. !

Xiao Yi was just the opposite. He wholeheartedly hoped that he would die soon, because life was too painful. All his friends and enemies were gone. Life was extremely boring, so what's the point of living?

What is depressing is that those who wish to live forever have all reported to the underworld early. As a person who wants to die, he has not seen ghosts come to fetch people, and it is useless to scold Lord Hades every day.

Of course, all flesh and blood cannot escape life, old age, sickness and death. When Xiao Yi was a hundred years old, he had a serious illness. He had a high fever and was groggy.

The emperor was seriously ill, and the whole world was shaken. Xiao Ding came from Chang'an himself, with hundreds of imperial doctors and countless precious medicinal materials.

Only Xiao Yi was very happy, thinking that he was about to be liberated, he refused to see a doctor, refused to take medicine, and even asked someone to prepare a golden nanmu coffin, lying in it and waiting to kick his legs to die, so that he could reunite with his relatives and friends in another world !

Who would have thought that he did not die after laying down for more than half a month, instead, his illness healed without medicine. The people in the world cheered endlessly, Xiao Yi burst into tears, and kicked the coffin all day angrily, why is it so difficult to want to die?

From then on, Xiao Yi slept in the coffin every now and then, hoping to get some yin energy, so he could report to the underworld early, but after lying in bed for more than 20 years, he still sees a new sun every day!

Later Xiao Yi figured it out, he had killed too many people in his life, he was cursed by the heavens!

Others are cursed to shorten their lifespan, but on the contrary, they add blessings and longevity. For a person, living too long is equally painful, even more painful than short-lived!

"I'm so old, I'm fighting with the coffin again. Since I didn't die, let's go out with me for a stroll. The sun is shining today, and the crabapple flowers by the river are all in bloom!"

The little queen appeared with a smile, because of her special constitution, her appearance has not changed much from a hundred years ago, she is full of energy, youthful face, not even a single white hair!

The little queen has the capital to be proud. Although her husband has had many women, she was the one who accompanied her to the end. She drove all the sisters away. The crown of the queen of heaven finally belongs to her!

In this way, two elderly people over 100 years old left the palace and walked along the mountain path to the Panlong River, admiring the spring scenery, lingering among the flowers, and even picked a few crabapple flowers, just like it was more than 100 years ago!

Tired of playing, the two returned to Crouching Tiger Mountain, sitting side by side on a crouching cow rock to bask in the sun, watching the mountain scenery up close and the white clouds in the distance, the small days are quite pleasant!

"It's that year now, who is the emperor?"

"It is now the 28th year of Dayan Taihe, and the emperor is called Xiao Jiong, who is your great-grandson, a little guy in his 50s. A few years ago, he came to pay homage to your birthday, have you forgotten?"

Although he didn't die, Xiao Yi was a little confused and couldn't remember many things. Fortunately, the little queen had a good memory and could remind him anytime!

"By the way, this is the memorial just sent. Liu Jian led his army to conquer the city of Rome, slaughtered millions, and swept across the land near the Mediterranean Sea. Now he is playing the memorial to the Yan court, hoping to make him King of Han, and stay in Xichui forever. land!"

"Who is Liu Jian?"

"Liu Jian is Liu Hao's grandson, your great-grandson, the naughty little guy who put water on you that you hugged when you were young!"

"How many children and grandchildren do I have now?"

"There are more than [-] people. Babies are born almost every day, so I can't count the exact numbers. Anyway, there are more and more!"

……

Xiao Yi shook his head, but he still didn't remember that he had too many great-grandchildren in his arms, and there were not a few who put water in his arms, and there were also those who pooped!

There are many descendants of the Xiao family, spread all over the world, but they all stick to two principles:

First, no matter how much land you lay down and how much achievements you make, you must submit to the Great Yan Empire, treat it as the suzerain state, and obey orders, otherwise you will be regarded as a traitor and the descendants of the Xiao family will attack it in groups!

Second, after the descendants of the Xiao family are born, they must go to Yuyang County-Crouching Tiger Mountain to report their names and enter the Xiao family tree!

It would be even more honorable if the baby could be sent over and let the ancestors hug it, because the children that the ancestors held are often very promising when they grow up!

"Where are my wives? I haven't seen them for a long time?"

"Look west, the sisters are asleep!"

"What, are they all asleep?"

"That's right, I am the only one who is with you now, so cherish it even more!"

On the west side of Crouching Tiger Mountain, there are more than a dozen royal mausoleums in sequence. The seats are empty, one for Xiao Yi and one for the little queen!

Every time a beloved one leaves, Xiao Yi is heartbroken and tears can't stop, this is one of the reasons why Xiao Yi wants to die all day long!

Although the beauty is dead, her soul is still there, as long as she goes to another world, she will be able to meet her wives again, and they will definitely be waiting for her, so wait hard in front of Naihe Bridge!

"Okay, Husband, don't be sad, all the sisters are dying, and everyone who leaves has no regrets!"

"Come here, bring the treasure of the Emperor of Heaven!"

"promise!"

Seeing that Xiao Yi was in a low mood, the little queen quickly comforted her, and waved to the surroundings. Soon, a team of attendants appeared, carrying several big boxes!

When the box was opened, there were all kinds of skull cups inlaid with gold and jade, and some of them were thickly covered with patina after playing with them for too long, and the color was the same as that of ancient jade!

Xiao Yi regained his energy in an instant, picked up the skull cups and played with them one by one, and could still recognize each one's name.

"Hua Xiong, the number one brave general in Xiliang, the famous fast horse and sword, was killed by me in the battle of Sishuiguan!"

"Ye Luohe, the great chief of the Jie tribe, is a hero. I beheaded him in the Battle of Xiliang!"

"This is Gongsun Du, the hero who ruled Liaodong. Guo Fengxiao died because of him, and I avenged him with the torture of the pot!"

……

He took it out and counted it, there were 99 skull cups in total, feeling that the number was a bit wrong, Xiao Yi searched the bottom of the box again, and finally found one - Sima Yi!

This 'Tomb Tiger' is cunning, he doesn't take An Sheng with him when he dies, and always hides in the corner for himself to find, but it's more fun this way!

I remember that there is an ancient book that said: If you collect a hundred skulls, you can reverse yin and yang and mess up time and space when you meet the day of evil. I don't know if it is true or not?

But it's pointless. I have fought my whole life and killed countless people. Now that the end is near, I can't help but feel a little guilty. Everyone in the world is brothers, why is the wind and rain disturbing the world?

"Come on, put some dry firewood on the shelf, and incinerate all these skeleton lamps!"

"My lord, these are your trophies, are they the testimony of your illustrious military exploits?"

"Forget it, a hundred years have passed in a blink of an eye, all grievances and hatreds will disappear, everything will return to ashes, dust to dust!"

"According to the order!"

In the raging flames, hundreds of skeletons were turned into ashes. During the period, black smoke rose into the air from time to time, making the sound of howling ghosts and wolves. The souls of those heroes were finally released!

Xiao Yi's heart was also free, he sat side by side with the little queen, and continued to enjoy the beautiful scenery, while the attendants consciously stayed away, not daring to disturb the Emperor and Empress!

"Husband, tell me the story of another world!"

"Well, the other world is amazing, people can fly around in the sky in an airplane, and some people have landed on the moon!

People can also drive submarines and dive into the trenches thousands of feet deep. There is no Dragon Lord, and there is no Dragon Palace, only some invertebrate reptiles! "

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