Great Wei Nengchen

Speaking of which, the fifth uncle is still Wenhou-Lv Bu's fellow countryman, and both belong to Bingzhou-Jiuyuan. They both joined the army in the same year. Unfortunately, their fates are completely different. Lv Bu is very skilled in martial arts. The adopted son of the fifth uncle, who is full of flesh and can't do anything, was sent to the kitchen to be a firefighter!

Later, Dong Zhuo and Ding Yuan fought fiercely, and the latter was assassinated by his adopted son Lu Bu, and the Bingzhou Army was defeated. The fifth uncle was taken as a prisoner by the Xiliang Army, and he was still cooking for people.

In the Battle of Hulaoguan, he became the prisoner of Gongsun Zan, the prefect of Liaoxi; in the Battle of Yijing, he became the prisoner of Jizhou Mu-Yuan Shao; until the Battle of Guandu, he became the prisoner of Cao Jun again!

In more than 20 years, I have been a prisoner four times in a row, changed five lords, traveled all over the Central Plains, but never left the kitchen. They joked that they all called it 'A Hundred Battles Without Injury-Fifth Uncle', but no one remembered the real name.

"Fifth uncle, I heard that you will be discharged from the army in one year, where will you go then?"

"Uncle has been out for more than 20 years, and I want to go back to my hometown in Jiuyuan County to have a look. Veterans get [-] taels of gold, and the government will give a cattle, three houses, and [-] acres of fertile land.

Unmarried people will be given servants and maidservants as wives. Those who don't want to farm can still be a postman and receive a penny of food every month. Anyway, eating and drinking will not be a problem for the rest of their lives. Veterans! "

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"Fifth Uncle, I heard that you have met Master Grand Master"

"That's right. In the battle at Guandu back then, I was caught by the Master Grand Master... No, I was inspired!"

"I heard from people in the village that Master Taishi was transformed by a hungry wolf spirit, and he has to eat human flesh every day, right?"

"Haha, what you said is correct. Our grand master drinks human brains as soybean juice in the morning, braised human legs in braised sauce at noon, stirs people's hearts in the evening, and drinks from a skull cup!"

Xiaoliuzi likes to listen to stories, such as the eighteenth princes fighting against Dong Zhuo, the battle at Guandu, the battle at Wulin, the battle at Xiangyang...the five uncles have all experienced it, and they can still tell the truth!

Besides, following this veteran soldier, I also learned a lot of skills, such as grabbing a big bowl when eating, dodging backwards in battle, hiding in the pile of corpses and pretending to be dead, always wearing a white apron... all are life-saving tricks, Don't you see that the fifth uncle has been in the army for more than 20 years, and he doesn't have a single scar on his body!

After chatting for a while, the two continued to set off to deliver meals. The brothers who were watching the night were tired and couldn't stand it without eating supper. , Sense of smell are very sensitive, only in this way can we make good meals!

"No, there is a smell of blood nearby, human blood!"

"what?"

"Put down the stick first, and follow me around to have a look!"

The Huotou army is not equipped with weapons such as spears, giant halberds, bows and arrows, but everyone has a two-foot short knife, which is usually used for cutting vegetables, and occasionally used for defense!

The two pulled out their short knives and searched cautiously. They soon found five corpses in the nearby woods. They were the corpses of Cao Jun sentries.

Needless to say, I knew that this must have been done by the Shu Army. The two of them looked at each other with expressions of fear. They didn't care about delivering food anymore, and ran to the nearest beacon tower, ready to report the incident to the officer!

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"what!"

"Don't yell, or my life will be over!"

The Beacon Tower arrived soon, but the scene in front of them scared the two out of their wits. A group of men in black were dragging the corpse and picking up the armor on it. It seemed that they were going to sneak into other Beacon Towers for misleading people!

Killing the sentries and seizing the beacon towers is by no means a small-scale disturbance. It seems that the Shu army has made a big move tonight, and there is a faint sound coming from the forest in the distance. It seems that thousands of troops are advancing!

"Fifth uncle, what should we do, let's run back to Daying to deliver the letter?"

"It's too late. It's the cavalry who heard the noise. We can't run with two legs and four legs, and it's too late to deliver the letter. If Dingjun Mountain falls, the entire Hanzhong County will be over, and the people will inevitably suffer from war!"

"Then what should we do, or we...we..."

Since he was a soldier for several months, Xiao Liuzi has been staying in the kitchen, and has never seen such a bloody scene. He couldn't help shaking with fright, his calves were twisted, and at the same time, he thought of a way to save his life-surrender!

Take the initiative to go out, abandon the blade and beg for mercy, it should be no problem to save the lives of the two, but in this way, the 'fifth uncle' will become the 'sixth uncle', but seeing this uncle's face is livid, and his lips are bleeding Now, seems to be making a tough decision on what to do!

"Little Six, Uncle has taught you a lot of skills, and this time I will teach you the last one - bloody soldiers, did Huozhezi bring it?"

"With it, what are you going to do?"

"I'll lure the Shu soldiers away in a while, and you take the opportunity to rush up to the beacon tower, light the pyre on it, and call the army's camp!"

"Ah, uncle, didn't you say that saving your life is the most important thing?"

"Saving your life is important, but to be a human being, you must know how to repay your kindness, and it is worthwhile to sacrifice your life for the Grand Master. Besides, the uncle has been a loser all his life, so he has to be a hero once, isn't it? Give me your dagger!"

Putting his own dagger in his waist and hiding the other dagger in his boot, the Fifth Uncle grinned and walked out with his white apron in hand, his face returned to his usual expression... cowardly, Cowardly, afraid of death!

"who?"

"Adults, please forgive me, the villain is here to deliver food!

"Report to General Zhang, capture a fire-headed army!"

"Oh, bring it here!"

"promise!"

The fat man always looked stupid, timid, and not in danger. Several men in black came over and searched briefly, but took the dagger from their waists and did not take other measures!

A burly man in black came over, his body was covered with blood, he had obviously just started a killing spree, and judging from his temperament, he should be the leader of this group of people!

"Listen well, show us the way later, go to another beacon tower, save your life afterwards, or throw you down the mountain stream to feed the wolves!"

"No problem, the villain knows all the roads nearby, and also knows that there is a shortcut that can lead to the Dingjunshan camp!"

"Oh, what road is it?"

"Yellow Spring Road—ah!"

The obese body suddenly jumped up, and a cold glow went straight to the pit of the heart. The leader in black screamed, his eyes were full of disbelief... Just like my father, I was capsized in a small river ditch!

Seeing the leader being assassinated, the other men in black pulled out their swords and slashed at him fiercely, but the fifth uncle held on to the leader of the man in black and stabbed him several times. Finally, the two rolled and fell into the In the mountain stream...

"General Zhang has fallen, hurry up and find a rope!"

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"Uncle, ah... I can't let the Shu army enter Hanzhong, I want to protect the elders in my hometown, I will fight!"

While the people in black were gathering at the edge of the mountain stream to rescue their leader with all their strength, Little Six used all his strength to rush into the beacon tower, and a ball of flames shot up into the sky soon!

The beacon towers looked at each other, one place raised fire, and the other place raised fire, and the loud drums sounded, waking up the sleeping Cao soldiers, and the decisive battle began...

Chapter 1669 Decisive battle at Dingjun Mountain! (Four)

"My lord, the sneak attack on the camp of dead soldiers failed. General Zhang Bao's whereabouts are unknown. General Guan Xing led the light cavalry to launch a strong attack. When Cao Jun resisted stubbornly, General Guan asked for reinforcements!"

"Understood, order the whole army to accelerate and support General Guan Xing!"

"promise!"

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