Great Wei Nengchen

As the saying goes: It is better to provoke a drunk than to disturb a sleepy man. It is immoral to disturb other people's sleep. The chiefs have no choice but to suppress their anger and continue to wait anxiously...

"Send someone to look again, is the Han envoy awake?"

"Woo!--Woo!"

The chiefs had eaten their lunch, but they still didn't see the fat man, so they couldn't sit still anymore, so they sent someone to urge them again!

At the same time, people were ordered to be in the camp, drums and trumpets blared, shouted loudly, and made all kinds of noise. In such a noisy environment, even a lazy pig should open his eyes, right?

After a while, the Qiang soldiers reported back: "The envoy of the Han Dynasty fell asleep, and he couldn't wake up!"

"Pig, stupid pig, big stupid pig—oh!"

The great chiefs stamped their feet and beat their chests, but there was nothing they could do. Although they could speak Chinese, they didn’t know the profound culture of the Han family: you can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep, and you can never move a person who doesn’t love you !

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"Whoever wakes up from a big dream, I know it all my life, it's not because I don't want to sleep, but there are three urgencies!"

It wasn't until the sun was west that Zhang Su stretched his waist and walked out of the tent reluctantly. It wasn't because he couldn't sleep well, but because he had too much storage in his stomach, and he couldn't hold it back anymore.

Chapter 1550 A Little Interest!

"Haha, all the great chiefs are well, have you all had breakfast...have you had this dinner yet?"

"Gollum! - Gollum!"

After squatting in the hut for less than half an hour, the fat man slowly moved out. This time, he didn't delay on purpose, but his legs became numb from squatting for too long. Later, when he came to the main tent of the Chinese army, Shanshan and the chiefs greet.

But before he was seated, there was another scream in his stomach. The last meal was eaten last night, and he vacated again just now. Now his stomach is empty, so he naturally let out a cry of dissatisfaction.

The fat man patted his stomach, sighed and sat on the soft couch. His whole body was listless, and he obviously put on a posture of not eating, having no energy, and not working.

"Come here, prepare a meal for the envoy of the Han Dynasty. It's not too late to talk about business after eating and drinking!"

Negotiating with people hungry is indeed a bit outrageous, and it's a bad way to entertain guests. When the chief burned his hand and waved, the Qiang soldiers carried the whole roast sheep and baskets of white flour steamed buns. They were worried that the fat man would be drunk and make trouble. This time, instead of serving fine wine, I prepared a cup of mare's milk!

The great chiefs had eaten their meals long ago, so they sat around and quietly watched the fat man eat. This guy has woken up from the wine and slept enough. After eating and drinking enough, it is time to talk to them about business. Bar?

It's a pity that the Qiang people who live on the western plateau and cannot eat enough all the year round can hardly understand a word-foodie!

"Delicious, really delicious... The taste of this fresh mare's milk is not inferior to fine wine, haha!"

Fatty eats with a sense of rhythm, two mouthfuls of a big steamed bun, a mouthful of mutton, another mouthful of fresh mare's milk, and then another big steamed bun. The speed is neither fast nor slow, but he never stops.

The expressions of the onlookers became richer, surprised, shocked, horrified... dumbfounded, speechless, just sitting there in a daze, staring at the fat man's belly, they doubted that there was no heart, liver, spleen inside. , lungs... only one huge appetite!

Two fat lamb legs, half a basket of big steamed buns, two mugs of fresh mare's milk... all went into the fat man's belly, but he still didn't stop eating, but the more he ate, the happier he became. These things are eaten by seven or eight strong men , can also eat full.

Could it be that this person is not an ordinary person, but the legendary wild boar god... no, it is the giant spirit god who turned and reincarnated, otherwise a normal person can sleep, pull, and eat so much?

"Cackling!--comfortable!"

At dusk, the fat man drank the last sip of mare's milk, patted his stomach with satisfaction, expressing that he was finally full, and even burped a few times comfortably!

In the past, in Zhengming Academy, in order to ease the boring study life, various fun competitions were held, such as running, drinking water, eating, sleeping, peeing... Anyway, these students with excess energy have competed.

And Fatty, with his abundant resources, was re-elected as the overall champion of the eight realms of eating, drinking, and sleeping. His reputation is known to everyone, and he has left a beautiful mark in the history of the school!

Only the ninth session was a little regretful. I won the runner-up in the sleep competition and lost to a new student named Wenqin. The little guy is young, and his ability to sleep is unparalleled. Nickname: 'Baby Spring Silkworm', this son is also highly appreciated by his master, and he often personally inspects his studies, maybe he will be accepted as a direct disciple?

"The Han and Qiang clans have been fighting for many days, with heavy casualties. It is imperative to negotiate a peace. After the discussions of the chiefs of the various ministries, a total of four demands were put forward, and the envoys should tell the Han court to bestow favors on the tribes in the northwest as soon as possible!"

The first item is about the titles and fiefdoms of the great chiefs...

The second item, about the property and food rewarded by the court...

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Seeing that the fat man started to stretch and breathe again after eating and drinking, he looked drowsy, but the big chiefs were frightened, and they couldn't care about the etiquette anymore, pushing and shaking, At least it woke up the fat man.

Then they described the conditions they negotiated in detail, and worried that the empty words would be empty, and the Han people would not admit it afterwards, so the only literate chief Shaodang wrote the content on a piece of cowhide!

It's a pity that this writer has limited literary talent, and his handwriting is crooked and ugly, not to mention ugly as a dog crawling. There are still many typos in it, but at least it is written out, and the general idea can still be understood.

"My lord envoy, please take a look at it. If there is anything inappropriate, let's discuss it carefully and make sure that both parties are satisfied. What do you think?"

Although the great chiefs have no culture and don't understand the art of war, they fought with swords and guns on the bloody prairie. Wasn't that one narrowly escaped death, or one that was as cunning as a wolf?

Don't look at the fat man who came to negotiate a peace and gave a lot of gifts, but the Qiang people still have some doubts about the sincerity of the Han family's peace negotiation?

This kind of loss is too much. In the past, the frontier generals of the Han family often used the name of "recruiting security" to lure the Qiang tribe to surrender, and after they were disarmed, they would kill them all!

If you suffer more times, you will naturally gain some insight. Therefore, when the chiefs were discussing, the lion deliberately opened his mouth, not only wanting to gain some benefits, but also to test the truth!

If the other party agrees to the four conditions without hesitation, it means that there must be fraud in it, whether it is a plan to delay the attack, or a trick to lure the enemy, or other conspiracies and tricks!

Then there is no hesitation, kill the fat man immediately, and then set up camp, retreat to the depths of the grassland, in order to avoid the revenge of the Han army, look for opportunities to loot again, there must be an upside down!

On the contrary, if the fat man insists on reasoning and refuses to budge an inch, then the peace negotiation is real, and everyone will feel more at ease, and then they can negotiate the terms slowly.

"You bastards, these conditions for peace negotiations were conceived with your brains or pulled out with your buttocks. They are even more stinky than stones in a latrine. I feel sick to my stomach, you stinky fat man!

Three million dendrobiums of grain can fill tens of thousands of carts. Now that hundreds of thousands of troops are fighting, the daily consumption is so huge. The treasury is already in short supply of grain. How can such a sum be allocated?

20 pieces of ironware, [-] tans of refined salt, [-] tans of tea... These things are exchanged for money, enough to recruit tens of thousands of warriors, and trample your Qiang tribe to the ground. Do you still use the fat man to negotiate peace?

I also want to marry the two eldest ladies as wives, but you, who are full of fishy smell, wear animal skins, and eat meat... Idiots with human heads and pig brains, also want to be in-laws with my master, it's like lighting a lantern in a hut-- Looking for shit! "

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The fat man left the cowhide on the ground, stomped on it a few times, flicked his tongue, spit, and yelled at all the great chiefs, the scolding was so ugly, even if a pig heard it, it would probably have the idea of ​​committing suicide .

"Master Messenger, calm down, if there is something inappropriate, we can discuss it carefully, why bother to hurt people with slanderous words?

Don't you Han people have a saying that ask for prices all over the sky, and pay back the money when you land. Regarding the amount of reward materials, you can reduce it as appropriate, but you must send it to the grassland as soon as possible! "

Facing the vicious cursing, instead of getting angry, the great chiefs secretly cheered up. The harder the fat man cursed, the more serious the peace talks were.

After scolding for a long time, the fat man started to bargain for the four conditions:

First, the title of Da Shanyu can be given, anyway, it is a no-cost transaction, it is nothing more than engraving a few more gold seals, and giving a few more iron coupons of the alchemy book!

Moreover, the canonization of dozens of chanyus can further split the power of the Qiang people, causing them to fall into internal strife and never being able to form a country, and the Xichui of the Han Empire will be stable.

Second, the imperial court is using troops to the southwest, and the consumption of various materials is huge, and what can be squeezed out is very limited. At most, it is 30 dendrobiums of grain, [-] pieces of ironware, [-] dans of refined salt... a few other materials!

Third, the number of commercial squares and cities can be increased to [-], presided over by officials of the Han family, and the army of the Han family is responsible for maintaining law and order.