Great Wei Nengchen
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The Qiang people also tried many times to disguise noble children and go to colleges to learn some advanced knowledge, but unfortunately they never succeeded.
Because they couldn't get it, they admired him even more. When they learned that the big fat man was a student of a school, the great chiefs immediately put away their contempt and became more respectful!
Next, Fatty entered the Chinese army tent under the stars, and the two sides were divided into guests and hosts, ready to negotiate, but before the negotiation, they had to play a little game!
Fragrant wine, so pure and beautiful!
Guests from afar, please do a toast,
The love in the cup is as deep as the lake water,
Refreshing, people are not drunk!
The guest drinks freely, the host follows,
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The banquet started, and more than a dozen Qiang girls danced happily, jumping back and forth barefoot. Although they were not as charming and enchanting as the girls of the Han family, they were better than the strong and vigorous figures, with an attractive wildness!
Another Qiang girl sang and offered fine wine to Zhang Su. It was not Chinese wine, but Qiang wine, which was cloudy in color and spicy in taste. !
Skeleton cup - not unique to the Han family. Among the surrounding nomadic tribes, there is also the custom of drinking alcohol from the skull after beheading a powerful enemy. Kill King Yuezhi and use his skull as a wine cup, thus shocking the countries of the Western Regions!
Today, the Qiang chiefs toast with a skull cup, not only to show off their strength, but also to try the courage of this fat messenger, because people have a habit of thinking that fat people are greedy, timid, and stupid .
If the fat envoy is frightened to the point of pissing off, and then goes into a turmoil, not only will everyone laugh, but the Qiang chiefs will also be able to take the initiative in the subsequent negotiations. This is one of the usual tricks on the grasslands!
The envoy sent by Liu Bei before was frightened by this trick. He vomited on the spot and couldn't eat for three days. He was listless and naturally had no strength to negotiate.
As a result, Liu Bei's envoy agreed to whatever the Qiang chiefs said, and only asked to leave the grassland earlier. In the end, he gave an extra [-] carts of gifts, and was severely laughed at!
Chapter 1548 Who dares to disgust me for a while, I will disgust him for a lifetime!
"Haha, how hospitable the great chiefs are, the envoy turned out to be disrespectful, so I can only accept it, it's really good wine, better than drinking!"
Holding the skull cup in Zhang Su's hands, he almost vomited. It's not because the wine is so terrible, but because the taste of Qiang wine is too bad. It's bitter, astringent and sour. It makes him have the urge to eat dumplings, and it can be regarded as mature vinegar Come drink.
But it's a matter of life and death, even if you don't get used to it in your heart, you can't show it on your face, you still have to laugh, drink up the two catties of Qiang wine in one gulp, and lick your fat lips again, pretending to have endless aftertaste , Signaling Qiang girl to have another drink!
The effect of pretending to be coercive was obvious. Seeing the fat man drinking three cups of Qiang wine in a row, the chiefs of all the ministries were all dumbfounded. The Han family really has a lot of talents. An ordinary fat man still has such arrogance, and other people can imagine it.
But they still underestimated Fatty. Apart from being bold and meticulous, Fatty also has a strong sense of revenge. This is also the tradition of Zhengming Academy: never forget your kindness, and take revenge if you have a grudge. Whoever dares to disgust me for a while, I will disgust him lifetime!
"Haha, the skull is a lamp, cut off the stock to serve wine, this is the manly style of my Han family, I don't want all the great chiefs to have such arrogance, they are all first-class good men and husbands!
However, the taste of Qiang wine is bitter, compared with my Han family wine, after all, it is a little bit less taste, and this skull cup, it should be a man in his 40s, and you are from the Qiang nationality, the material is not bad, and the craftsmanship The level is too bad!
After the head is cut off, it should be boiled in clear water to remove the meat on it. Generally, it should be boiled for two hours on medium heat. It should not be too long, and the fire should not be too high, otherwise cracks will appear on the surface of the bone!
Also bleach it with lime water to remove the rancid smell, and then put it in the shade to dry. Don't expose it to the hot sun, otherwise cracks will appear!
Finally, according to my own preferences, I made different skull cups, some kept all of them, and some only cut out the skull, with gold leaf on the inside and gemstones on the outside. "
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While drinking heavily, the fat man talked about the method of making the skull cup and the precautions for collecting it!
The great chiefs who listened were stunned, some of them were not very good psychologically, their stomachs regurgitated acid water, and they dared not spit it out in front of their faces, so they had to secretly spit it out in their sleeves. It's really disgusting!
The Han people, a strange nation, are sometimes as weak as sheep, and sometimes as fierce as wolves. No, they are more ferocious, sinister, and cunning than wolves. There are no animals that can describe them. Evil may only be their totem—the dragon!
As the saying goes: the one who is good at the top must be bad at the bottom. For example, the king of Chu has a thin waist, and most of the concubines in the harem starve to death. In addition, there is another innocuous hobby: beheading enemies and making skulls!
Affected by this "evil trend", most of the generals of the Cao Ying Group imitated this performance art. After beheading the enemy's head, they made various styles of skulls and hung them in the mansion to prove their bravery. Good at fighting!
If someone doesn't hang a few skull lamps on the door frame, they will be embarrassed to go out and say hello to the neighbors around them. When entertaining guests, it is even more face-saving to take out a few skull lamps to show off.
Civil officials rarely had the opportunity to kill the enemy, so they had to hire craftsmen with a lot of money to cast skulls with gold and silver and hang them as decorations. Free from all diseases!
Over time, all kinds of skulls appeared one after another, such as gold-plated, silver-coated, gem-inlaid, crystal-sealed... so that the old Confucianists fell to the ground and cried bitterly: "I think this is moral corruption, and it is inferior to animals. Heart lost! '
There are also people who hold the opposite opinion, thinking that 'wearing a green sword on the waist and hanging a skull on the door' is a manifestation of the spirit of martial arts. Only in this way can the people of the Han family arouse their blood, and then expand their territories and make the barbarians obediently submit. !
Xiao Yi is in charge of the Zhengming Academy. This unique performance art has also influenced thousands of students. Although Fatty has never made a skull cup, he often hears it from his classmates and knows the detailed production process, as well as how to distinguish the year, good or bad, Han Yi!
The fat man has heard a lot, so he will keep it firmly in his heart. Today is just a show off, and it is more than enough to fool these great chiefs!
"This is the Great Chief White Horse. Seeing that you have a full heaven and a square earth, you have given birth to a good head. If you can make it... Haha!"
"There is also the chief yak's. It has a unique shape with a convex front and a concave back. It is a very rare shape. If it is inlaid with seven-color gemstones, my master will definitely like it!"
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While the fat man was spitting wildly, he pointed to the heads of all the great chiefs, and began to make serious comments, and whoever he pointed his finger at would tremble all over, feeling a cold air coming from his head!
I'm afraid that the fat man's remarks will be known by his master. Once the killing god becomes curious, he will lose his head. After all, a head is a head. No matter how many precious gems are inlaid, it is better to grow on yourself Good on the neck!
"There was a severe drought in the west, thousands of miles of barren land, and countless people and animals were killed and injured in various tribes, so that they didn't want to live in peace. This caused continuous wars. After several fights, both sides suffered huge casualties, and countless cities and fields were destroyed!
My family Wei Wang Qiansui has the virtue of good life, and the master is not willing to do more killings, so I sent this envoy to discuss with the chiefs of the various ministries, hoping to turn the war into jade, stop the useless killing, and then become a minister, pay tribute, reward, and be entrusted , everything follows the example of Zhelanbu!
Our court of the Han Dynasty is also planning to open [-] trading workshops in Wudu County, Longxi County, Jincheng County... to exchange grain, porcelain, ironware, and cloth from the Central Plains for cattle, sheep, horses, and medicinal materials from various tribes. With or without, rejoice! "
After some psychological tactics, Fatty finally showed his trump card. It is also the way he has been thinking about for a while, replacing war with trade, and then achieving long-term peace!
Both sides will die in the war, and both parties will benefit from the trade. Naturally, the latter is better. Moreover, with the clever mind of the Han people, it is afraid that they can’t count against the Qiang people. The latter have no words or numbers, and they are still counting with knots era.
If the two sides do business, the fat man is [-]% sure that he can kill these Qiang people, but for the sake of border peace, it is better not to kill them, just half dead.
"The envoy's words are serious. The Han court will take the Zhelan tribe as an example, confer our official positions, and open a market for the herdsmen to exchange things?"
"If the Han court grants this grace, all our tribes will immediately withdraw their troops, and never invade the border, and will always be loyal to the emperor of the Han Dynasty, the thousand-year-old king of Wei, and General Shenweitian!"
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The chiefs of all the ministries couldn't sit still. Some pinched their thighs and slapped wildly. They were afraid that this was a dream, but the severe pain told them that the dream had come true!
I thought that the Han family sent envoys to urge them to retreat, and it would be nice to reward them with some property, but I didn't expect it to be a good thing for canonization and business, and they had to follow the example of the Zhelan tribe.
Among the Qiang tribes today, the Zhelan tribe can be described as thriving, occupying the best pastures and water sources. The number of cattle, sheep, horses, and camels doubles every year, and they are used to trade with the Han people in exchange for a large amount of grain, cloth, refined salt, Ironware!
The life of the Zhelan tribe is prosperous, and the herdsmen have defected one after another. The population is close to 30, and it has become the most powerful tribe in the Northwest. Iron coupons, hereditary descendants will not replace them!
In this severe drought in the northwest, countless people died in various tribes, and some even became extinct. Only the Zhelan tribe was not affected, and they continued to merge small tribes. Provide supplies!
This made the other tribes extremely jealous and wanted to get this kind of treatment, but unfortunately they couldn't find a way. If possible, they would also send their daughters, sisters, and even wives to the bloodthirsty devil's bed, just to get Hanting's favor. assistance!
The purpose of this attack was to plunder supplies and survive the terrible winter; it also meant to break through several cities, alarm the Han court, attract the attention of high-level figures, and then use war to promote peace and closure!
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