Great Wei Nengchen

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After seeing the mountain map drawn by Ma Liang, everyone praised him, thinking that he had chosen a place with a good geomantic omen, and Liu Bei also nodded frequently, and then another trouble came to his mind, what etiquette should be used to bury Mrs. Gan?

Mrs. Gan is a concubine, and the private house can only be a tomb, but Liu Bei, who considers himself a king, hopes to build a tomb for his wife, preferably a mausoleum, to match this treasured land of geomantic omen, so it was renamed - Baling Mountain, But there is a question of mortal sin?

As the saying goes: When wars break out, ceremonies collapse. Since the Yellow Turban Rebellion, not only the rule of the Han Dynasty has disintegrated, but also the etiquette established by the court has disappeared. Horse chariots use three layers of coffins after death, this is the treatment of scholar-bureaucrats!

There are also princes from all walks of life, using furniture and utensils with dragon patterns, eating is called "dining", and sleeping with women is called "linxing".

However, the princes all closed their doors, secretly addicted to the emperor, and they still look like loyal ministers to the outside world, because those who openly violate the etiquette system will be cast aside by the world, and then they will be attacked by groups. That Yuan Shu who proclaimed himself emperor is Example!

It is a crime of usurpation to enshrine Mrs. Gan in a five-story coffin, but the coffin is buried deep in the ground and cannot be seen by ordinary people. Main hall, side hall... a lot of supporting buildings!

In this way, everyone in the world will know that Liu Bei buried his concubine with the ceremony of an imperial concubine. He has the ambition to usurp the throne and call himself the emperor. If his reputation is ruined in the past, he will probably attract countless insults. Cao Jun sent troops to crusade Also famous.

Liu Bei would never do such a foolish thing of admiring fame and attracting real disasters. He is really unwilling to build a small cemetery for his wife with the etiquette of ordinary nobles?

"My subordinates have summoned five hundred craftsmen and more than a thousand civilians. The bricks, tiles, stones, and timber have also been prepared. We only need to pick an auspicious day before we can break ground. This is the blueprint of the cemetery. Please take a look at it, my lord!"

"Okay! Good!--Youchang is very resourceful, you can be called Wang Zuozhi's talent, this errand is done very well--haha!"

As an excellent courtier, he must learn to figure out what he wants. Ma Liang took out another blueprint, which was about the construction of the tomb. After reading it, Liu Bei nodded frequently and patted his shoulder to show his appreciation.

The drawings are divided into upper and lower parts: From the buildings above, there are only tombs, tombstones, altars, two small stone animal statues, three wooden houses (for the tombkeepers)... and ordinary little nobles. The cemetery is similar to the cemetery, even more shabby, and it will never destroy the etiquette of the big man!

The underground is completely different: the structure is regular, the layout is strictly forbidden, the tomb is magnificent, and all kinds of facilities are available: living room, bedroom, closet, granary, ice cellar, stable... The funeral objects are also extremely rich, and the use of yellow sausage chips, The specifications of the silver-threaded jade clothes are not inferior to those of princes and kings, and they even faintly look like emperors!

In this way, on the surface, it does not violate the etiquette system of the Han family, and will not attract criticism from the world, but secretly agrees with Liu Bei's wishes, and bury Mrs. Gan with the ceremony of the princess, which can be described as the best of both worlds!

In addition, although the superstructure is simple, the surrounding space is huge and has been artificially leveled. If Liu Bei becomes the king in the future, or his son Liu Chan says he is lonely, he only needs to send people to add the main hall, Shinto, archway, The group of stone statues...is a real queen's tomb without touching the rest of the dead!

"Adou ran away, quickly get him back to me--foodies, you really have no heart!"

"Uncle Ben doesn't dare to say that he is wise and powerful, and he also has wisdom beyond ordinary people. How can he give birth to such a stupid person? I'm really mad!"

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This kind of cemetery, which is full of gold and jade, suits Liu Bei's wishes too much, but when he thinks of his stupid son, his heart hurts, and he is nowhere to be seen, so people are looking for it...

The attendants quickly found Adou, and sat in a corner of Mrs. Gan's mourning hall. They didn't shed tears or miss their dead mother, but hugged a plate of tribute, drool-worthy, and their stomach almost turned into a ball.

A Dou is already seven years old. He is big and fat, white and fat, and has two small arms like lotus roots, which are much longer than ordinary people. At first glance, they look like big ears—the seeds of Uncle Liu Huang!

Ordinary children at this age have already started to go to school, know how to read and write, and even the smart ones can recite poems and make mistakes. In order to educate the next generation, Liu Bei has also hired many famous teachers, but what about Ah Dou's learning...

Dou Da only knows one basket of Chinese characters. I can write my name correctly five times out of ten. When I count to ten or more, I have to break my toes. Only more stupid!

But it seems inaccurate to say that Ah Dou is stupid. Sometimes he comes up with a clever idea, and he is smarter than everyone else. Even Kong Ming and Pang Tong are amazed by it.

I have also sought out famous doctors many times to examine Ah Dou's body, and found that he was not born stupid, but when he was very young, he was hit hard on the head, which turned him into what he is now, that is, a smart child was knocked stupid!

Liu Bei blamed himself for this. When he was defeated in the battle of Changbanpo, he abandoned his wife and ran away as before. Thousands of troops ran rampant on the battlefield, and the little baby was inevitably injured. Maybe it was then... Sigh!

I am over fifty years old, and I am afraid that I will be powerless if I want to have a son again, but with such a stupid appearance, how will he inherit the foundation in the future and compete with the descendants of the Cao family, Xiao family, and Sun family? Nothing left?

"Don't eat, Ah Dou, hurry up and kowtow to your mother in front of the coffin!"

"Hello, Uncle Zilong, Ah Dou is going to kowtow to mother!"

"Ah Dou is so good, there are two things here, you pick one of value... Sigh!

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Among the ministers, Zhao Zilong is the one who cares most about A Dou. He was rescued from the ten thousand horse army, and A Dou is also close to him. He was sick and crying when he was young. Only Zhao Yun could sleep peacefully in his arms, like a natural guardian. Ordinary!

Zhao Yun carried A Dou to the coffin, first asked him to kowtow obediently, and put three pillars of fragrance on the dead mother, then took out a piece of gold and a piece of silver, and let A Dou choose freely...

As long as A Dou chooses the gold, it can prove that although he is a little stupid, he is not so stupid that he can't be cured. Zhao Yun can say a few more good words, which can relieve Liu Bei's anger... In the end, A Dou lived up to his expectations and took the silver !

Zhao Yun was speechless...

Liu Bei has black lines on his face...

"The child is still too young, so he will be able to teach it. Ah Dou is optimistic. Here is a piece of gold and a piece of silver. Gold is much heavier than silver, and it is also worth a lot..."

Guan Yu also took out one gold and one silver, patiently taught little Adou, and asked him to choose a second time, so as to save some face, otherwise the elder brother might let the adopted son inherit the inheritance in a fit of anger!

As a result, Ah Dou lived up to expectations, and once again made a firm choice - Yinzi!

Guan Yu...

Liu Bei...

Next, Zhang Fei, Kong Ming, Pang Tong, Ma Liang, Wei Yan... More than a dozen civil and military men stepped forward one by one, either dutifully teaching, or cleverly guiding, but little Adou was like a stubborn rock, and he always chose silver every time. , while ignoring the more valuable gold, the people watching shook their heads and sighed frequently...

"You can't carve rotten wood, and you can't smash a wall of dung—what a fool!"

Liu Bei is no longer angry, but his heart is as dead as ashes. There is no hope for his own son, and there is no way to give birth to a new one. It seems that he can only cultivate an adopted son, not his own flesh and blood...

"Fool, idiot, don't you really know that gold is far more valuable than silver--woooo!"

"Adou is not an idiot. If I choose gold, I will only get one piece of gold. If I choose silver, I will have a steady stream of silver. Mother, look at my arms--haha!"

In the end, Mrs. Mi couldn't see it anymore, and hugged A Dou tightly in her arms, crying pitifully, but A Dou was not sad at all, but patted her belly pocket proudly, looking like everyone is a fool!

Everyone present was stunned. They looked at the gold left in their hands, and at the pile of bulging silver in Little Adou's bosom. The value of the latter was far more than that of the former!

Greedy for money gets less, and taking silver gets more. This is extremely mysterious... Who is the fool, or are fools blessed with fools?

Chapter 1443 Meiwu Story, Phantom Stealth ([-])

In the third year of Chuping, Dong Zhuo was defeated by the Kwantung Allied Forces, and Luoyang City was burned down in a big fire, and then moved to Chang'an. In order to better control the imperial court, Dong Zhuo enlisted 25 civilians to work 250 miles west of Chang'an. Build a dock!

Meiwu, also known as "Long Live Wu", has a high and low wall, as thick and thin as Chang'an, with magnificent palaces inside, and millions of dendrobium grains, countless gold, jade, colored silk, and pearls. There are 800 beauties in it, and Dong clan members also live in it, garrisoned by the most elite Feixiong army.

Dong Zhuo once proudly said: "The matter is successful, the old man dominates the world, and if it is not successful, it will be enough to be old." Unexpectedly, less than a year after the completion of Meiwu, Dong Zhuo was caught in a series of tricks and died in the hands of his adopted son Lu Bu. Yun led his troops to kill the members of Dong's three clans, and set fire to Meiwu...

Afterwards, Meiwu was deserted. During the day, the wind blows, and at night, ghosts cry and wolves howl. It is said that Dong Zhuo’s ghost lingers, and some ghosts, big and small, gather here, turning this place into a "ghost prison", so that the people stay away and pedestrians are not. Stop, there is no human habitation in a radius of tens of miles!

"Woo! - woo! woo!"

"Password: Point the sword at Chengdu, step down the land of Shu!"

"Answer: Unify the country and the world will be peaceful!"

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The way of heaven has its own reincarnation. Meiwu, which has been silent for 20 years, suddenly became lively again. Soldiers and horses from Liang, Bing, Si, and Yu prefectures gathered like rivers, and saw banners waving and people shouting. As teams arrived, the camp continued to expand, covering a radius of fifty or sixty miles!