Great Wei Nengchen
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Xiao Yi touched the heads of the young children, first wiped their hands with a white cloth, then took out a few pieces of black malt candy from his bosom, and stuffed them into the two small mouths, with a look of doting on his face!
On the other side, Zhang Song was speechless, his face was red, white and black, changing colors constantly, if there was a gap in the ground, he would have to bury his head in it...
The two boys proved that they can not only tell the answer, but also write the deduction process, which is as easy as eating candy. This shows that they have mastered a method that can easily solve arithmetic problems!
It doesn't matter who invented the method, the important thing is that the two boys know it, and other people in the Hou Mansion will definitely do it too, and their attainments are much higher. Their "shocked" eyes just now are not because the topic is too difficult, but because it is too difficult. Too simple.
It's like a group of peerless masters who suddenly saw a quack entertainer and performed monkey juggling in public, and Zhang Song was not an ignorant entertainer, but a naive monkey being tricked... This embarrassment, how can he go back to Shuzhong?
"Da Sima is pedantic about heaven and man, and he is good at teaching children, which makes the lower officials admire him. There are even more talents in the Hou's mansion, which is far more than that in Sichuan!"
"However, I recently got a piece of fruit by chance, but I don't know what kind it is. Please teach me a thing or two in person. Come on, bring it up!"
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What should I do if I lost face? Naturally, the idea came back. Zhang Song calmed down, winked at the servants around him, and quickly brought out a big box with a strong copper lock hanging on it!
After the box was opened, there were more than a dozen strange things the size of a human head and dark green in color. It looked like a melon but not a melon, or a fruit but not a fruit. The shell was very hard, and there was a sound of water when it was shaken...
This is Zhang Song's second problem, and it is inevitable. No matter how smart the people in Wuchouhou's Mansion are, even if they can know the principles of the world, they may not know the things of the world, right?
This is a strange fruit, not from the Central Plains, nor from the Bashu Basin, but passed down from the Nanman tribe. It is said that it comes from some desolate islands in the South China Sea, because it is far away from the sea, and it cannot be picked by manpower!
Only in August and September every year, when the storm sweeps across the island, can some of them float over with the tide, which is regarded by the southern barbarians as a gift from the sea god, and has the effect of curing all diseases. Blood flowed into rivers, and even less flowed into Shu.
When this product first arrived in Chengdu, it caused quite a stir. Because I didn’t know its type, I didn’t know how to eat it. A lot of jokes, only to find out later, this kind of thing is to... Ha ha!
As long as you think for a while, the people present are holding strange fruits, gnawing and biting, making ugly appearances, and you are using the correct method to enjoy the fine nectar leisurely, and you will save your face!
But, everything should be done in moderation. If you do too much and make the people in Wuchouhou's mansion become angry, not only will things in the future be difficult, but you may lose your life. That person is the number one killer in the world ah!
Zhang Song picked up a piece of fruit, and was about to give a little hint to avoid embarrassment for everyone present, but he was surprised to find that he was unnecessary...
"I really didn't expect that in my lifetime, I could see them again and taste that sweet taste... It's a pity that the past life is like smoke and dreams, and I don't see anyone to share it with!"
The moment the box was opened, Xiao Yi was stunned, as if he couldn't believe it, and then fell into a deep memory: "The night fell, on the campus playground, two people were sitting on a swing, sharing a piece of fruit with a straw..."
The little wolf cubs of the Xiao family also stood up in unison, staring at the dark green fruits, some moved their index fingers wildly, some wiped their saliva frantically, they only heard what their father said before, but they never expected to see the real That's right, this Mr. Ugly is really a nice guy. He gave them a joke and brought them delicious fruits!
However, the Hou Mansion's family rules are extremely strict. Before Xiao Yi spoke, the children would not dare to act rashly even though their saliva was flowing like rivers. They just waited pitifully and looked forward to...
"Hehe, eat more elegantly for a while, don't let the guests see the joke, remember to give it to you... leave two for me!"
"No! Come on, brothers, coconuts, coconuts... delicious!"
When Xiao Yi gave an order, the children rushed over cheering, each holding a coconut, kissing, touching and knocking, all of them were overjoyed.
Fortunately, they know the rules very well, thanked Mr. Zhang Song first for bringing such a precious fruit, and then selected the larger ones, distributed them to Jia Xu, Feng Ji, Guo Yi and others, and sent them to Hou Zhai , Honor all mothers and adults.
In the end, there were only two young ones left. They opened the hole with a dagger, and then inserted a reed pipe. The children, from young to old, tasted the delicious fruit oar one by one, smiling and dancing...
It turned out that Xiao Yi, in order to educate his children, drew precious animals and plants from all over the world into comic strips based on his memories of his previous life, and accompanied them with detailed text descriptions. Among them were coconuts, longan, pineapples, lychees...
Therefore, although the children have never seen the real thing, they know the shape, place of origin, and how to eat these fruits. Let alone a basket of coconuts, they will not be surprised even if a few black people come over!
Xiao Yi also got two coconuts, but he didn't open them to taste, but after watching and playing with them for a long time, he secretly dispatched his confidants and sent them to the palace - Wushou Garden!
The palms and backs of the hands are full of meat. Now that there are good things, the children in the family can eat them, and the little poor outside can't be left behind. There is also that nasty woman. I hope she remembers how to eat after reincarnation, otherwise she deserves it if she loses her big teeth Already... alas!
"Coconut?...It turns out that this kind of fruit is called coconut. Tasting it carefully with a reed tube is much more elegant than drinking it with your mouth!"
On the other side, Zhang Song sat back dejectedly, with a look of ashamed shame on his face, he had painstakingly designed two difficult problems, but they were easily solved by a group of children, not to mention losing his face, I am afraid he didn't even know the word "face" How to write it!
Chapter 1435 Visitors from Sichuan, Celebrity Zhang Song ([-])
"Hehe, the boys are naughty, don't take it offence, Mr. Ziqiao. From now on, my chief Sima must strictly control the family tradition and train the dogs well!"
"Sure enough, the tiger father has no dogs and sons. The young masters are all clever and know the way of humility. This is because Da Sima teaches his children well, and they will all be pillars in the future!"
"Thanks to Mr. Ziqiao's compliment. It seems that you still have more to say. Could it be that there are some rare things, why don't you take them out and watch them?"
"Since that's the case, I'll have the audacity to ask you one more time, and bring up the old man's beloved thing!"
Two consecutive slaps in the face made Zhang Song feel so ashamed that he almost buried his head in his crotch. He also clearly realized that there are indeed a lot of talents in the Wuchouhou Mansion. A few children still have such abilities, and the rest of them can't. As you can imagine!
Then again, anyway, I have already slapped my face twice, so I am not afraid of another one, so Zhang Song has the cheek to prepare for the third round. If he loses again this time, he will really be convinced. !
"Hey-hey-boom!"
Eight strong men on the axles worked together to lift two large boxes, one rectangular and one square, and they landed with a dull bang. They weighed at least a few hundred catties, and they were all hung with large brass locks!
Zhang Song tore open his skirt, took two keys from his chest, and opened the two large boxes one by one. What was revealed inside surprised everyone present...
Inside the long box is a life-size bronze statue with a double crown on the head, Fang Yi with big ears, big eyes and nose, wide and thick mouth, wearing a bird-patterned robe, with the back of the robe on both sides Drooping... Regardless of appearance or clothing, they are not like Middle Earth!
The bronze man holds a scepter in his right hand, about five feet long, with a skull shape at the top, and fish and insect patterns on the pole... The whole bronze statue is not angry and majestic, and has a faint royal atmosphere, and the whole body is covered with copper rust. things!
There are many things in the square box, including Yubianzhang, Yuyazhang, bronze animal mask, bronze sun wheel, bronze big bird... Some of them are engraved with graphic characters, which are different from ancient Chinese characters, and each piece is stained with rust. It's hard to tell its age!
"Yizhou is uniquely endowed with rich products, and is rich in cinnabar, well salt, gold, iron ore, etc. Therefore, the government often organizes manpower to search for mining in the deep mountains and riversides to supplement the shortage of the government treasury!
There is Guanghan City more than a hundred miles north of Chengdu, and there is a Yazi River in the west of the city, which is rich in iron ore and sandstone. This is what the miners unintentionally dug up when they were mining, and it fell into the hands of officials after tossing and turning!
I am ashamed to say that I like the study of gold and stones, and I have a lot of research on ancient relics, but after I got these things, I watched them repeatedly for several years, and asked many doctors and experts, but found nothing. No one knows their origins , and cannot distinguish the text above!
Wuchou Hou's mansion is full of talents, there must be scholars who are proficient in gold and stone, and I hope to solve the confusion for the lower officials, but what about the wish that has been fulfilled for many years? "
Everyone in the world has hobbies, some are greedy for food, some are greedy for money, some are greedy for beauty... But Zhang Song has a special hobby. He likes to study gold and stone objects, especially antiques with a long history.
He often travels around Yizhou in a carriage, specializing in collecting ancient objects, and even spends a lot of money. There are more than [-] antiques in his home. He also published a special book "Ziqiao Jinshi Ji", which introduces various antiques in detail. !
But a few bronze statues, animal masks, sun wheels... Zhang Song studied hard for several years, but he still didn't get a piece of it. It almost became a heart disease, which made him sleepless. By the way, I solved my heart disease!
When Zhang Song was in Jiangling City, he studied it with Kong Ming and Pang Tong, and even visited Mr. Shui Jing and Mr. Pang De, but he still couldn't figure out where these bronze wares came from.
However, after researching by two experts, they gave some clues: "These things have a long history, before the Xia and Shang dynasties, and they don't look like things in the Middle Earth, and they have something to do with totems and sacrifices!" '
"Swipe! Swipe!--What an ancient object, at least thousands of years old, it really opened my eyes!"
"Han, Qin, Zhou, Shang, Xia... There were three emperors and five emperors before. Could it be that they are ancient things, and their appearance is too weird?"
The army of diggers scoured the ancient tombs, and the gold, silver and jewels they got were put into the treasury to be used by the public. The ancient books and silk paintings they collected were handed over to Wuchouhou's mansion. How many warehouses are there? Jiaxu, Fengji, Mi Heng and others, who often research and discuss, are all experts in gold and stone!
Seeing rare things at this time, they immediately gathered around them, watching, discussing, and reading ancient books for reference and comparison. After studying for a long time, they found nothing, and everyone was numb?
These bronze figures and utensils are lifelike and exquisitely crafted, showing a very high level of smelting and casting. They have a history of at least thousands of years, but they don't look like Chinese things. Is this puzzling?
For thousands of years, Huaxia has been the orthodox world. Not only is it the most populous, the largest territory, culture, technology, etiquette... It also crushes the surrounding barbarian tribes in all aspects!
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